1、英语话剧表演3个剧本英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesmans home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to t
2、he students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .Im the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I dont know why. The foolish students always come here. Ill be a boss so
3、on! Candy, money, candy, money Oops! Its time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not kno
4、w it , its OK,hehehe Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, Im so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu S: MmmmIt looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now its
5、 so beautiful! Haha C: Oh, no! Dont sell me! Im dirty!(拖糖果下场) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩） (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! M: Oh, Alic
6、e! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Lets ask him. A: OK! C: Dont buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: Im dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑） M&A: Money?(对视) M:Oh, Ive no money!（失
7、落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) M: What can we do now? A: Lets ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?Oh,I know ,lets make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下场) Scene 3:（At Maggies home） N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and th
8、ey know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报) M: Dad,dad,lets sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us! M: We know you play so well! (爸爸诧异地看着孩子) D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad!(哀求) D:OKOK! Lets. (取吉他，开始准备)D: Which
9、 song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course! (开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。) D: Whats the matter? M: Dad, we have no money! A: Can we have some please? D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you dont need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school ga
10、te. A: They look so sweet and nice! M: Other students always buy them! D: ButYou cant ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework.(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间) M: What shall we do now? A: Let me think well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说) M: Oh, you are so clever! Lets go.(回到爸爸身边) M: Dad, I want a new era
11、ser! A: I want a longer ruler! M&A: Dad, please！ D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money! M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺） D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, dont buy the food at the school gate. Its unhealthy! D
12、o you know? M&A: Yes, sir! D: Here you are !( 给钱) M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场) N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. (孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛) M:
13、Aiyo!（两人躬着背进场） A: . D: Whats wrong? M: Ive a stomachache! A: Me too! D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? M: Yes. We had some candies just now. A: I had some too! D: Oh! Youve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that dont buy the food at
14、 the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气） M: But they look nice! A: And tastes good! M&A: Aiyo D:Well, Lets go to the salesman together and have a look! M&A: OK. Scene 4: (At the school gate) N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away. (正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩) P:
15、 Hey! You shouldnt stay here, leave now! C: Lets go home, lets go home! (轻声并拉小贩) S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And C: You are telling a lie! Im very dirty and unhealthy! M&A: Dad, its him! Aiyo（指着小贩） D: He? (警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩) P: Whats the matter with them? D: They got a stomachache after
16、having his candies. S: Really? But Ive never heard of it. And P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and dont sell candies any more.（非常严厉） S: OK. I know. (羞愧) C: Lets go home. Lets go home. Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Dont buy the
17、candies next time. They are bad for your health. D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldnt tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you? M&A: OK, dad! P: Lets take them to the hospital now. D: OK, Lets go. N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that
18、some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. 荆珂刺秦王旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sen
19、t to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：Its you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） Im
20、 Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you s
21、hould call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is t
22、he right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（十面埋伏中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. Im J
23、ingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why arent you hurt?荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？
24、）李莫愁：Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, an
25、d your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, Im kidding!太子丹：Oh, Im kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, thats a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!
26、阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? Whats the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didnt know TCM? Any of them can give you the answe
27、r.阿三：Excuse me? Whats the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave m
28、e if I couldnt reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, Im very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I wil
29、l do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah! Action （大话西游主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。泰坦尼克号主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来
30、。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（肖申克的救赎）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自飘)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting
31、for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:I promise.荆轲:Never let go. “妻子:I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go.（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些泰坦尼克号的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：Its a good day to die. Never come back. Never Never妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Th
