摩登家庭 第4季第1集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx
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Goodmorning!
There'sthebirthdayboy!
65candlesononecake.
Thisisabigdayforyou...
andfortheastronautswhocanseeitfromspace.
Happybirthdaytoyou.
Thankyou.Andjustsoeveryoneknows,Iwantaquietday.
Nosurprises.
Nosurprises.
Lastnight,IfoundoutthatIampregnant,
soJay'sgonnagetonebigsurprise.
Okay,two
ifyoucountthebarbecueapronwiththebikinibodyonit.
Idon'tblameyou,Jay.
You'dhadenoughexcitementinonelifetime--
Thedawnofflight,printedbooks,agriculture.
Allright,what'swithallthejokes?
It'sinsultcomedy.
I'vebeenwatchingoldDeanMartinroastsonline.
Likethisguyknowsfromtheinternet.
Theothermorning,
Isawhimlookingforthecrankonthefrontofhiscar.
Isawhimlookingforthecrankonthefrontofhiscar.
-Okay,you'redone.-Imakefun,andwelaugh.
Butinallseriousness,
ifyouseealighttoday,don'twalktowardsit.
ifyouseealighttoday,don'twalktowardsit.
I'msorryIwasasleepwhenyougothome.
CamandMitchmustbedisappointed.
Theywerereallygeareduptogetthatkid.
Butthere'sasilverlining.
Youmightberight.Babiesarealotofwork.
No,that'snotwhatImean.
-I'm---Ah,youknow,andthesetwoaren'tgettinganyyounger.
Thelastthingtheyneedistostartover.
Wouldthatbesobad?
Hey,Jay.
Whatareyoudoing?
-Whattheheckisthat?
-What?
Gethim!
Jayhasbeenveryexplicit
aboutwhathewantstodoforhis65thbirthday,
butPhilDunphyreadsbetweenthelines.
Whatthehellisgoingon?
!
Whatareyoudoing?
!
Makingyourbirthdaydreamscomestrue.
It'syourspecialday,buddy.
Shouldweputhiminthetrunk?
Whywouldweputhiminthetrunk?
Yousaidtherewerenobadideas.
Getthisstupidthingoffme!
Ithoughtyousaidthehoodwouldcalmhimdown.
Itworkswithmyfalcon.
Don'tworry,Gloria.We'llhavehimbackintimefordinner.
Whichforhimisat4:
00intheafternoon.
'Causehe'sold!
Iloveit!
Thisisreallygoodcoffee.
Itreallyis.
Ahh.Isitamediumroastor...
Uh,dark.
Oh.Iwasgonnasaydark.Idon'tknowwhyIsaidmedium.
Well,youwould'vebeenright.
Isitwholemilkor...
-2%.-2%.
Okay.Thisisridiculous.
Okay.Thisisridiculous.
Weneedtotalkabouttheelephantintheroom.
Thegiantstuffedelephant
wasagiftfromourgoodfriendPepper.
Gayguyshavingkidsis--it'srelativelynew,
soourcommunityhasnotyetlearned
howtomodulatebabygifts.
WhenStevenandStefanhadlittleRocco,
ourfriendLonginussentover
thewholecastof"Yogabbagabba".
NowRoccocrieswheneverheseesbrightcolors.
I'mnotallowedoverthere.
Iguessweshoulddonateitsomewhere,
alongwiththe800-poundgorilla.
Imean,youknow,nowthatwe'renotgettingababy.
Adecision,bytheway,
whichseemsevenbetterinthelightofday.
Mm.No,Itotallyagree.
-Sowe'regood?
-No,we'regreat.
-Wecouldn'thavehandledthisanybetter.-No.
Where'smynewbabybrother?
Okay.Uh,slightoversight.
CanIseehim?
CanwenamehimLarry?
Okay,sweetie.Here,haveaseatwithus.
Um,listen.
There'ssomethingweneedtotellyou.
IsitaboutLarry?
Well,uh,yes.Uh,sortof.
Um,it--itturnsoutthat...We'renotgettingababy.
Yeah,andIknowthis--thismakesyouverysad,
butIpromiseyouwe'restillafamily--
CanIhaveakitten?
Akitten?
IfIcan'thaveabrother,
thenIwantakittennamedLarry.
Okay,w-what'sthisabout?
IsLarryonashow?
He'snot,whichiswhat'sweird.
-Ooh!
Howwasprom?
-Sofun.
MichaelandIdancedallnight...
Andthenwestayedafterandhelpedcleanup,
whichwasawesome
becauseIgottomeetnextyear'strigteacher.
ThatisnotthepromIremember.
Ihavesuchabadheadache!
That'sthepromIremember.
Wereyoudrinking?
Mom,dowereallyhavetodothis?
YouaskifIwasdrinking,Isay"No,"
andwebothknowthatthat'snottrue.
Imean,aren'twepastthispointinourrelationship?
No,younglady,wearenot.
ThenIwasn'tdrinking.
Meneither,mrs.D.
DearGod.Tellmehedidnotspendthenighthere.
Mom,dowereallyhavetodothis?
Mom,Ihaveabigdecisiontomake
aboutpoetrycampthissummer.
Isthisaboutthewalkingsticksagain?
Packthemallanddecidewhenyou'rethere.
Icaneitherfocusonsonnetsorfreeverse.
I'vealwaysfanciedmyselfasonneteer,
ButI'mthinkingthefreeversegirls
willbefreerwitheverything,
Ifyoucatchmymeaning.
Hmm?
Ay.I'msorry,Manny.
I'msureyouwillmaketherightdecision.
Areyouokay?
Youseemdistracted.
Manny,sitdown.Ihavetotellyousomething.
What?
Iampregnant.
You'rewhat?
I'mgoingtohaveababy.
Wow.
What?
You'renothappy?
Yeah.Sure.
It'sjustalottotakein.
AndI'llbehonest,thisisn'tcomingatagreattimeforme,
WitheverythingI'vegotgoingon.
Thisisnotyourresponsibility.
Neitherisourwoodensaladbowl,
ButI'mtheonlyonewhooilsit.
Withoutme,thatthingwouldsoakupdressinglikeasponge.
Manny,Icantakecareofababy.
Itookcareofyou.
Please.Iwasananomaly.Iself-pottytrained.
Ijustdidnotgettheappeal
ofintentionallysoilingone'spants.
Thatsaid,
Iwilladmittomissingthekissesonmytummy.
HowdidJaytakeit?
Ihaven'tbeenabletotellhimyet.
Hemightnotbetoothrilled.
Doyouthink?
Iwasstartingtowonderthesamething.
Hedoesn'tdealwellwithchange.
Iknow.
Hestillchecksthefrontstepfortheeveningpaper.
Don'tworry,mom.I'msurehe'lladapt.
Although,hestilldoescalltheremotethe"Clicker."
Ay,yeah.
I'mbored,daddy.Makethecardance.
Allright.Butjustforasecond,allright?
Doitagain.
No.Oncewasenough.
IfIcan'thaveabrother,thenIwantthecartodance.
Wow,youarereallycomfortableplayingthatcard.
Theywouldn'ttake'em.
Theywereafraidtheymighthavebedbugs.
Areyouserious?
Theyrejectedourdonation?
Iwassooffended,
Ialmostdidn'tbuythisfiestawarecreamer.
2bucks.
Didn'tknowwhattheyhad.
Ah!
Score.
Sowhatarewegonnadonow?
GetakittenandthennameitLarry.
Lily,honey,thisishardlythedaytogetakitten,okay?
Wouldyoujusttellher?
Idon'tknow.
Ikindawantonenow.
Youknow,wehavebeenthroughalot,
Andmaybethepresenceofacuddlylittlefriend
willhelpuseasethepain.
Okay,sowhatyou'resayingis,
Youhaveachild-shapedholeinyourheart,
Andyourplanistocramacatintothere?
Hehasaname.
Ican'twaittillyoureyesadjusttothelight,
andweseethelookonyourface.
Ihateyouguys.
Hey,Phil,youeverthinkaboutgrowingabeard?
Imean,yougotthefaceforit.
-Youthink?
-Yeah.
That'sfunny.Ialwaysthoughtso,butmywifedoesn't.
Oh,whatdoessheknow?
Comeon,yougotagreatnose,thosedeep-seteyes.
Imean,youwouldlookgood.
Thanks,Shorty.
在戏外经常以大胡子形象示人]
It's,uh,sortofaJonHamminbetweenprojects.
Okay,putmebackinthetrunk.
Relax,you'realmostthere.
Nope,I'mdonenow!
-Hey,jay,no!
-No!
No!
No!
Hey!
Jay!
Jay!
-Jay!
-Sonofabitch!
Somebodyhelpme!
Iwould,but--butthesepantsarecashmere!
Igotyou,Jay!
Yougottacalmhimdown!
-Punchhiminthehead!
-Don'tpunchhiminthehead!
Don'tmakemepunchyou!
Iwillpunchyoutosaveyou!
IthinkI'mbeingwaterboarded.
You'remakingmedothis!
Getthisthingoffme!
Happybirthday.
We'retakingyoufishing.
Forwhateverit'sworth,
Dylanwasveryresponsiblelastnight.
He'sagoodguytohavearoundthehouse.
Mm.Wherewegoingwiththis?
Well,sinceIcan'tmoveinwithhimanymore,
Hecan'taffordhisapartment.
SoIwaswonderingifitwouldbeokay
ifhecouldstaywithusforacoupleweeks?
Sure.Oh,youknowwhat?
Whydon'tyouguystakeourroom?
She'sbeingfacetious.
Sarcastic.
Dylannostay.
what?
!
Oh,comeon!
Hehelpsoutalot.
Heisveryhandy.
Really?
Theguywholockedhimselfinhiscar?
Youareinnopositiontobeaskingforfavors,younglady.
Here.Drinkthis.It'sforyourhangover.
Ugh.Itsmellsgross.
Well,thenyoubetterdrinkitfast.
Ew!
I'mgonnathrowup!
Ugh!
Ugh!
That'sahangovercure?
No.
Well,thisisprobablyshot.
Onceagain,I'dliketoapologizeforpunchingyouinthehead.
Itreallywastheonlywaytosaveyou
sinceyouwereboundand...hooded,
whichleadsmetomysecondapology.
Gentlemen,comeon.Asmyuncleusedtosay,
let'snotletabotchedkidnappingruinourwholeafternoon.
He'sright.Thewholepointofthis
isforyoutoenjoythelakewithyourthreebestfriends.
Stancoming?
Burn!
Burn!
So...65,huh?
You'reheadingintothebestyearsofyourlife.
That'sright.
Youputinthework.Youclimbedthemountain.
Nowit'stimetoreaptherewards.
Iguessyou'reright.
Soundsprettygoodtome.
Youknow,themoreIlookatyou,
theangrierIgetthatyoudon'tgotabeard.
Ihadasoulpatchonce.
Asoulpatch?
That'slikeabeard'scrap.
Igolfedsixtimeslastweek.
found42balls--anewrecord.
Idon'tthinkmyfalconcouldhavefoundthatmany,
Andhecanspotamouseat600yards.
Whatsthathavetodowithbeards?
IthoughtweweretalkingaboutJayturning65
andhowgoodthat'sgonnabe.
That'sright.It'sgonnabegreat,jay.
I'mtellingya.Igotavegetablegarden.
Twoyearsago,itwasapatchofdirtinmybackyard.
NowIgottomatoes,Igotfivekindsofbeans,
Igotsquash.
Andbetweenyouandme,
I'meventhinkingaboutpicklingmyowncucumbers.
Whywouldthatbebetweenyouandme?
Becausethere'safinitenumberofpickles.
Butdon'tworry.Allyouguysareonthelist.
Well,I'dliketomakeatoast.
ToJay,who'snotparticularlybuoyant.
Andagain,I'mverysorryaboutthat.
Buthe'sthebest
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