无敌破坏王1.docx
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无敌破坏王1
1.Myname'sRalph,andI'mabadguy.
2.Let'ssee.I'mninefeettall.Iweigh643pounds.
3.Gotalittlebitofatemperonme.
4.Mypassionbubblesverynearthesurface,
5.Iguess,notgonnalie.
6.Anyhoo,whatelse?
Uh...
7.I'mawrecker.Iwreckthings.Professionally.
8.I'mverygoodatwhatIdo.ProbablythebestIknow.
9.Thethingis,fixingisthenameofthegame.
10.Literally,Fix-ItFelix,Jr.
11.Fixit,Felix!
12.So,yeah,naturally,
13.theguywiththenameFix-ItFelixisthegoodguy.
14.He'sniceenoughasgoodguysgo.
15.Definitelyfixesstuffreallywell.
16.But,uh,ifyou'vegotamagichammerfromyourfather,
17.howhardcanitbe?
18.Ifhewasaregularcontractorcarpenterguy,
19.Iguaranteeyouwouldnotbeable
20.tofixthedamagethatIdoasquickly.
21.AndwhenFelixdoesagoodjob,hegetsamedal.
22.Butaretheremedalsforwreckingstuffreallywell?
23.TothatIsay,"Ha!
"
24.And,no,therearen't.
25.ThirtyyearsI'vebeendoingthis
26.andI'veseenalotofothergamescomeandgo.
27.Kindofsad.IthinkaboutallthoseguysfromAsteroids.
28.Boom!
Gone.Centipede?
29.Whoknowswherethatguyis,youknow?
30.Look,asteadyarcadegigisnothingtosneezeat.
31.I'mverylucky.
32.It'sjust,Igottosay,
33.itbecomeskindofhardtoloveyourjob
34.whennooneseemstolikeyoufordoingit.
35.Allclear!
Thearcadeisclosed!
36.Shoryuken!
37.Whoo!
Whataday!
YouwanttoheadtoTappers,Ken?
38.Ifyou'rebuying,buddy.
39.Quittingtime!
40.Idon'tknow.
41.MaybeIwouldn'tbefeelingthisway
42.ifthingsweredifferentafterwork.
43.Butitiswhatitis.
44.Goodjob,everyone!
45.FelixandtheNicelanders
46.gohangoutintheirhomes
47.whichhe'sjustfixed,andeveryone,youknow...
48.Theygototheirhomes,Igotomine
49.whichhappenstobeadump.
50.AndwhenIsay"adump,"
51.Idon'tmeanlikeashabbyplace.
52.Imeananactualdump,
53.wherethegarbagegoes
54.andabunchofbricksandsmashedbuildingparts...
55.That'swhatIcallhome.
56.IguessIcan'tbellyachetoomuch.
57.Igotmybricks,Igotmystump.
58.Itlooksuncomfortable.It'sactuallyfine.I'mgood.
59.ButifI'mreallyhonestwithmyself...
60.IseeFelixuptheregettingpattedontheback,
61.peoplearegivinghimpieandthankinghim
62.andsohappytoseehimallthetime.
63.SometimesIthink...
64.Man,itsuremustbenicebeingthegoodguy.
65.Niceshare,Ralph.
66.Asfellowbadguys,
67.we'veallfeltwhatyou'refeelingandwe'vecometotermswithit.
68.Really?
-Righthere.
69.IamZangief.Iambadguy.
70.Hi,Zangief!
-Hi,Zangief.
71.Irelatetoyou,Ralph.WhenIhitbottom,
72.Iwascrushingman'sskull
73.likesparroweggbetweenmythighs.
74.AndIthink,"Whydoyouhavetobesobad,Zangief?
"
75."Whycan'tyoubemorelikegoodguy?
"
76.ThenIhavemomentofclarity.
77.IfZangiefisgoodguy.
78.Who'llcrushman'sskull
79.likesparrow'seggbetweenthighs?
80.AndIsay,"Zangief,youarebadguy,
81.butthisdoesnotmeanyouare'bad'guy."
82.Right.I'msorry.Youlostmethere.
83.Zombie!
Badguy!
-Hi,Zombie.
84.Hi,Zombie.
85.Zangiefsayinglabelsnotmakeyouhappy.
86.Good!
Bad!
87.Youmustloveyou.
88.Yeah!
Insidehere!
-Yes.
89.Okay.Allright,Igetyou.Watchout.It'sdripping.
90.Question,Ralph.
91.We'vebeenaskingyoutoBad-Anonforyearsnowandtonightyoufinallyshowup.
92.Whyisthat?
-Idon'tknow.
93.Ijustfeltlikecoming.
94.Isupposeithassomethingtodowiththefactthat...
95.Well,todayisthe30thanniversaryofmygame.
96.Well,happyanniversary,Ralph.
97.Thanks,Satan.
98.Uh,it'sSateen,actually.
99.Gotit.Buthere'sthething.
100.Idon'twanttobethebadguyanymore.
101.Youcan'tmesswiththeprogram,Ralph.
102.You'renotgoingTurbo,areyou?
103.Turbo?
No,I'mnotgoingTurbo!
Comeon,guys!
104.IsitTurbotowantafriend?
Oramedal?
105.Orapieceofpieeveryonceinawhile?
106.IsitTurbotowantmoreoutoflife?
107.Yes!
108.Ralph,Ralph,wegetit.
109.Butwecan'tchangewhoweare.
110.Andthesooneryouacceptthat,
111.thebetteroffyourgameandyourlifewillbe.
112.Hey.Onegameatatime,Ralph.
113.Let'scloseoutwiththeBadGuyAffirmation.
114.I'mbad,andthat'sgood.
115.Iwillneverbegood,andthat'snotbad.
116.There'snooneI'dratherbethanme.
117.Okay,gang,seeyounextweek.
118.Listen,Ican'tdosnacksnextweek.
119.Hanginthere,Ralph.
120.Hey,Zombie,don'tforgetyourhatchets.
121.Thereyougo.
122.Stepaside,sir.Randomsecuritycheck.
123.Randommybehind!
Youalwaysstopme.
124.I'mjustasurgeprotectordoingmyjob,sir.
125.Name?
-LaraCroft.
126.Name?
-Wreck-ItRalph!
127.Andwhereareyoucomingfrom?
128.Uh...Pac-Man.
129.Didyoubringanyfruitwithyou?
130.No!
No.Nofruit.
131.Okay,then.Whereareyouheading?
132.Fix-ItFelixJr.
133.Anythingtodeclare?
-Ihateyou.
134.Igetthatalot.Proceed.
135.Badguycoming!
136.Ifyouleaveyourgame,
137.staysafe,stayalert,
138.andwhateveryoudo,don'tdie.
139.Becauseifyoudieoutsideyourowngame
140.youdon'tregenerate.
141.Ever.Gameover.
142.Hereyougo,buddy.
143.It'sfresh.StraightfromPac-Man's.
144.Hanginthere,guys.
145.Name?
146.CelebrategoodtimesComeon!
147."Happy30thAnniversary"?
148.They'rehavingapartywithoutme.
149.Pac-Man?
TheyinvitedPac-Man?
150.Thatcherry-chasingdot-muncherisn'tevenpartofthisgame!
151.Greatparty,Felix.
152.Why,thankyou,friend.
153.Felix.You'reneededonthedancefloor!
154.Whoo!
155.Fix-ItFelix!
Whoo-whoo!
Fix-ItFelix!
156.Oh!
I'llbetthat'sMario.
157.Fashionablylate,perthenorm.
158.I'llgetit,Felix.
159.Ahh!
160.It'sRalph!
161.He'llwrecktheparty!
-Hidethestemware!
162.Getridofhim,Felix.
163.Oh,right.I'llgotalktohim.
164.Carryon,everyone.
165.Ralph,canIhelpyou?
166.Hey,Felix.Justwantedtocheckonyou.
167.Isawabigexplosionorsomethinggooverthebuildingthere.
168.Oh,thosewerejustfireworks.
169.Fireworks.Okay.Phewf.
170.Somebody'sbirthday,or...
171.Well,it'smoreofananniversary.
172.The30thanniversaryofourgame,actually.
173.What?
Isthattoday?
174.Iknow!
175.I'msuchadummywithdates.
176.Anyway,uh,congratulations.
177.Thankyou,Ralph.Andtoyou,too.
178.Uh...
179.Hi.Justaheads-up,Felix.
180.They'rebringingoutthecakeinafewshakes.
181.Hey,Glen.-Ralph.
182.Cake?
Heardaboutthiscakestuff.
183.Neverhadit.
184.Nooneeverseemstothrowitoutsoitneverendsupinthedump.
185.Ineveractuallytastedit.Uh...
186.I'vealwayswantedtotrycake.
187.Idon'tsupposeyou'dliketocomeinandhaveaslice,wouldyou?
188.Hey-o,everybody!
Oh!
189.Ah!
190.I'mokay.I'mokay.Fitasafiddle.
191.Now,youallknowRalph.-Evening.
192.Evening,Nell,Lucy,Don,Dana...
193.Deanna.-BigGene!
194.Whyishehere?
195.He'sjusthereforasliceofcake.
196.AndI'mabigpartofthegame,
197.technicallyspeaking.
198.Whyareyouhere,Gene?
199.Oh,look!
Thecake!
200.Well,I'llbedipped.You'vereallyoutdoneyourself,Mary.
201.Oh,andlook!
There'sallofusatthetop.
202.Eachapartmentiseveryone'sfavoriteflavor.
203.Norwood'sisredvelvet.
204.Guilty!
205.AndlemonforLucy,rumcakeforGene,
206.andforFelix...-Hey,Mary.
207.Um...
208.What'stheflavorofthatmudthatI'mstuckinthere?
209.Hmm?
Oh.Chocolate.
210.I'veneverbeenrealfondofchocolate.
211.Well,Ididnotknowthat.
212.Oneotherlittlething.
213.Ihatetobepicky,butthisangrylittleguyhere...
214.Mycake!
-...mightbealothappier
215.ifyouputhimupherewitheveryoneelse.
216.Seethat?
Lookatthatsmile.
217.No,no.Yousee,Ralph,
218.there'snoroomforyouuphere.
219.Whataboutthis?
Wecanmakeroom.
220.Here.Wecouldtaketurns.Easy.
221.Howaboutwejusteatthecake?
222.Hangon.Felixneedstobeontheroofbecausehe'sabouttogethismedal!
223.ThenhowaboutwejusttakethatmedalandgiveittoRalphforonce?
224.Wouldthatbetheendoftheworld,Gene?
225.Nowyou'rejustbeingridiculous.
226.Onlygoodguyswinmedals,
227.andyou,sir,arenogoodguy.
228.IcouldbeagoodguyifIwantedto,
229.andIcouldwinamedal!
230.Uh-huh.Andwhenyoudo,comeandtalktous.
231.Thenwouldyoufinallyletmebeontopofthecakewithyouguys?
232.Ifyouwonamedal,
233.we'dletyouliveuphereinthepenthouse!
234.Butitwillneverhappenbecauseyou'rejustthebadguywhowrecksthebuilding.
235.No,I'mnot.
236.Yes,youare!
237.No,I'mnot!
238.Yes,youare.
239.Allright,Gene.Youknowwhat?
240.I'mgoingtowinamedal.
241.Oh,Iamgoingtowinamedal!
242.Theshiniestmedalthisplacehaseverseen!
243.AmedalthatwillbesogoodthatitwillmakeFelix'smedalswettheirpants!
244.Andgoodnight!
Thankyoufortheparty.
245.Isheserious?
-Oh,please!
246.Where'sabadguygoingtowinamedal?
247.Ofcoursehe'snotserious.
248.I'veneverbeenmoreseriousaboutanythinginmylife.
249.That'swhyIcamestraighthere,Tapper.
250.You'venevergivenmeabumsteer.
251.Now,comeon.Wherecanaguylikemegoandwina
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