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SOUTHPARK1010
SOUTHPARK
10X10-MISSTEACHERBANGSABOY
OriginalAirdate(COM):
18/OCT/2006
WRITTENBYMATTSTONE&TREYPARKER
DIRECTEDBYMATTSTONE&TREYPARKER
TRANSCRIPTPROVIDEDBY"TWIZTV.COM"
ORIGINALLYTRANSCRIBEDFORTHESOUTHPARKSCRIPTORIUM
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SUMMARY:
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CartmanisappointedtothepostofSchoolHallwayMonitoratSouthParkElementary.Inhisnewrole,Cartmantakesitpersonallywhenaninfractioniscommittedinhisjurisdiction.WhenKylediscoversthatateacherishavingsexwithastudent,heandCartmanhavetoteamuptoputastoptotheinappropriatebehavior.
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TRANSCRIPT:
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[SouthParkElementary,day,schoolhall.Thebellringsandthestudentsgototheirlockers.StanandKyleputsomebooksawayasCartmansharesanencounterwithKennyandtheothertwo.]
Cartman:
Andsothen,Iputmyfingerupmybutthole,right?
AndIwalkeduptoKellyNelson,andIsaid,"Doyousmelllemongrrass?
",andshesmelledmyfingerandpuked!
Hehehehe.Oh,guys,youshouldhavebeenthere.
AHallMonitor:
[aginger,hetapsonCartman'srightshoulder]Eric,Ihavetotakeyoutotheprincipal'soffice.
Cartman:
What?
Ididn'tdoit,KellyNelson'saliar!
HallMonitor:
I'vebeeninstructedtobringyoutotheprincipal'soffice.
Cartman:
Oh,suckmyballsyougingerJewrathallmonitor!
Punkassstoolie,whothefuckdoyouthinkyouare?
!
HallMonitor:
I'mjustdoin'myjob.
Cartman:
[tauntingandjabbingathim]I'mjuhduhduhduhhh!
Doyouknowwhyyou'reahallwaymonitor?
!
Becauseyoudon'thaveanyfriends!
Youshouldkillyourself!
Youshouldkillyourself!
!
PrincipalVictoria:
EricCartman,reporttotheprincipal'sofficeimmediately.
Cartman:
AwGoddamnit!
[Theprincipal'soffice,momentslater.Aknockisheardatthedoor.]
PrincipalVictoria:
Comeonin,Eric.[Cartmanandthehallmonitorenter]
Cartman:
[apologizes,butinablas?
fashion]I'msorry,PrincipalVictoria.Ididn'tmeantodoit,howcouldIhavebeensofoolish?
PrincipalVictoria:
Eric,thereasonwecalledyouinhereisbecauseitisyourturntobetheschoolhallwaymonitor.[theformerhallmonitorremoveshisbeltandsashandpreparestogivethemtoCartman]
Cartman:
Thehallmonit-me?
Mr.Mackey:
Youneedtowatchforbadbehavior,andmakesureanyoneinthehallsduringclasshassahallpass.M'kay?
[Cartmanreceivesthesashandtheformerhallmonitorleaves]
PrincipalVictoria:
Ifanyonedoesn't,youhavetheauthoritytobringthemtome.
Cartman:
[incredulous]Auth-authoritih?
Mr.Mackey:
NowEric,beingtheschoolhallywaymonitorisabigresponsibility.M'kay?
Itisimportantthatyoutakethejobseriously,andthatyoudon'tabusethepower.
Cartman:
Ahem.Me?
[Amontage.Firstsceneistheschoolhall.CartmanpopsupdressedasDogtheBountyHunter.Hewalksaroundandstrikesafewposes.HepocketsacanofBearSprayintoitsholster,makessurehehashandcuffs,thenresetshisfakefacialhair.Next,hepretendshe'sdrivingarealcar.Backatschool,hewalksintoviewandstrikesonemoredramaticpose,thenthePOVchangesandhe'swalkingtowardsthecamera.OnemorescenehashimturningthesteeringwheelofanSUV.]
Cartman:
There'sfearanddarknessallaroundyou
Thecriminalsareontherun
Nouseinnothavingyourhallpass
I'lltakeyoutotheprincipal'causeI'mtheDawg
IamtheDawg,thebigbadDawg
TheHallwayMonitor!
[laughsuntilahandappearsandknocksonthedriver'swindow.]
CarSalesman:
[opensthedoor]Hey,kid,getouttathere.
Cartman:
That'scool.I'mdonemakingmyvideoanyways.[leaves.Thevideoshootresumesatschool.Cartmanisonthejobwhenheturnsaroundandseessomeoneelseinthehall.Hestrikesadramaticposeandyells]Hallpass!
Showmeyourhallpass!
Boy:
What?
Cartman:
[shovestheboyintothelockersandwhipsouttheBearSpray]Youknowwhatthisis?
Thisisthemacethattheyuseonbears,faggot!
Nowletmeseeyourhallpass!
Boy:
It'srighthere.[reachesintohispocketandpullsitouttoshowhim]
Cartman:
[releasestheboy]Allright,cool,brah.GowithChrist.[turnsrightandwalksaway.Theboyisn'tquitefinished]
Boy:
What?
Youcan'tjustpushmeupagainstthe-
Cartman:
[kickstheboyaway]Argh!
Boy:
[fliesoutofview]Aah!
Cartman:
[marcheson]IamtheDawg,thebigbad-[stops]OhmyGod!
[seesawadofpaperonthefloor,runsuptopickitupandchecksitout]Whatthefuckisthis?
!
[Kindergarten.Thekindergartners'newteacherisshownteachingthemaboutshapes.She'sdrawnacircleandisnowdrawingasquare]
Teacher:
Andsothisshapewithfoursidesiswhat,class?
Cartman:
[burstsintotheclassroom]Boyarrrgh!
[everyoneturnstoseewhoitis.CartmanwalksuptoIke]IkeBroflovski!
Youlitteringmyhallway,brah?
!
Teacher:
Whatareyoudoing?
!
Cartman:
Ifoundthisinthehallway.[unfoldsthewadofpaper-it'sadrawingIkemadeofhisteacherwithheartsallaroundher]ApparentlyyourstudentIkehasacrushonyou.[Ikelooksaroundnervously]Yougotacrushonyourteacher,brah?
!
Keepitoutofmyhallway!
GowithChrist.Hereyougo.[handsthedrawingtotheteacherandheadsforthedoor]
Teacher:
Idon'tthinkthat'sreallynecessary.
Cartman:
Hey!
Idon'ttellyouhowtorunyourclass,don'ttellmehowtorunmyhallway!
[leavesandclosesthedoor]
Fillmore:
Ikehasacrushonteacher!
Class:
Ikehasacrushonteacher!
[theclasslaughs]
Teacher:
That'senough,class!
[theperiodendsandtheteacherbeginserasingthechalkboard]Okay,wellseeyoutomorrow,everybody.Ike,couldyoustayjustafewminutes,please?
[Fillmoretakeshiscrayongandleaves.TheteachermovestowardsIke]Ike,I'mveryflattered,byallofyourlovenotes,butIneedtobeclear.See,there'vebeenalotoffemaleteachersonthenewslatelywhohavebeenhavingrelationshipswithyoungmalestudentsand,peoplemightgetthewrongidea,eventhough...Idoadmireyou.Youaresosmartandgifted.Soomatureforyourage.
Ike:
Idon'tlikeMason.
Teacher:
Youlisten,andyoureallycareaboutwhatIhavetosay.YoumakemefeelthingsI'venever...[reachesouttoIkeandtoucheshisrighthand]feltbefore.[sheandIkeholdhands,butsheletsgoandleavesherseat]Ike,thisiscrazy.I'myourteacher.Howcanwebehavignthesefeelingsforeachother?
[turnsaroundandfaceshim]You'resomysterious,andIcan't...andIcan't...[beginstoswoon.Amontagefollows]
[SheandIkerubnosesasaheartframesthem.Theirshadowsrushupandhugeachother,thentwirlaroundtogetherasheartspulsateoutward.Theyholdhadnsagain.Shetakeshimouttodinnerandchattersaway.Shetakeshimouttoice-skateataskatingrink.Shetakeshimouttoadinnerpicnicbeforeasettingsun-theysharewineandcheese.Shetakeshimoutforarideonaduckboat-shedoesthedriving.Shehasanartistdrawapictureofthem.Theyhopontoamerry-go-roundandgetonhorses-sheblowsakissathimthere.ShetakeshimhomeandwatchesTVwithhim]
REOSpeedwagon:
AndIcan'tfightthisfeelin'anymore
I'veforgottenwhatIstartedfightin'for
AndifIhavetocrawluponthefloor
Comecrashin'throughyourdoor
Baby,Icantfightthisfeelin'anymore
[thelastsceneisthetwoofthemunderthecovers-lookslikeshewashavingfun]
Teacher:
Thatwasunbelievable.I'veneverfeltlikesuchawomanbefore.They'llsayourloveiswrong,butwecan'tletanybodyknow;they'llneverunderstand.[rollstoherrightandstartsmassagingIketenderly]Weweremeanttobe,Iknowit.Howelsecouldsexbethatincredible?
[laysbackdown]
Ike:
[oops]Ikemadeanuno.
[Theboy'sroomatSouthParkElementary.Buttersrushesinandtowardstheurinal.Onceinplace,hesetshishallpassaside,dropshispants,raiseshisshirt,andletsfly]
Butters:
Heythere,Mr.Wiener,whattayaknow?
Doyaneedtotinkletinkle?
[falsetto]YesIdothinkso.
Cartman:
[burstsintotherestroom.Buttersisstartled]Hands?
!
Letmeseethosehands!
Butters:
[backsoff]Haaaah!
Cartman:
[advances]Where'syourpass?
!
Showmeyourhallpass,brah!
Butters:
[looksaroundfranticallyforit]It's,it's...Ijusthadit!
[keepslooking,butCartmangrabshim...]
Cartman:
Iknewit!
[...slamshisheadagainstatoiletstall,thentosseshimtothefloor,cuffshim,andescortshimoutoftherestroom.Buttersdoesn'tgetachancetopullhispantsup.ThehallpassremainsonthesinkwhereButtersleftit.]
[Thewaitingroomoutsidetheprincipaloffice,momentslater.CartmanandButterswaitonthebenchoutside,andButtersstillhashispantsaroundhisankles]
Cartman:
Look,brah,Ihadtobringyouin,butIdon'thaveanyhardfeelin'sagainstyouallright?
Butters:
Huh?
Cartman:
Here,youneedasmoke,brah?
Butters:
Uhh,okay.[CartmanputsacigaretteintoButters'mouth,thenlightsitforhim]
Cartman:
You'vegottagiveyourselfovert
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