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Friends剧本22
TheOneWiththeBreastMilk
Writtenby:
AdamChase&IraUngerleider
Transcribedby:
MindyMattinglyPhillips
WithMinorAdjustmentsby:
EricAasen
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,CarolandSusanareshowingoffBentothegang.]
Monica:
(enteringfromherbedroomcarryingapresent)Ok,thesewereunbelievablyexpensive,andIknowhe'sgonnagrowoutoftheminlike,20minutes,butIcouldn'tresist.(TherealittlepairofNikeshoes.)
Phoebe:
Oh,lookatthese!
Hey,Ben.Justdoit.(Benstartstocry)OhmyGod,oh,ok,wasthattoomuchpressureforhim?
Susan:
Oh,ishehungryalready?
Carol:
Iguessso.(CarolstartstobreastfeedBen.)
Chandler:
Youknow,it's...(seesthefeedingtakingplacenexttohim)somethingfunnyaboutsneakers.I'llberightback.(Goesintothekitchen)
Joey:
(joinshim)Igottagetone,too.
Ross:
(followingthemintothekitchen)Whatareyouguysdoing?
Chandler:
We'rejusthangingoutbythespoons.Ladle?
Ross:
Look,wouldyouguysgrowup?
Thatisthemostnaturalbeautifulthingintheworld.
Joey:
Yeah,weknow,butthere'sababysuckin'onit.
Ross:
Thisismysonhavinglunch,ok?
It'sgonnahappenalot,soyou'dbettergetusedtoit.Nowifyouhaveanyproblemwithit,ifyou'reuncomfortable,justaskquestions.Carol'sfinewithit,nowcomeon.
(Theygobackintothelivingroom)
Ross:
Carol?
Chandler:
Carol?
IwasjustwonderingifJoeycouldaskyouaquestionaboutbreast-feeding?
Carol:
Sure.
Joey:
Uh,doesithurt?
Carol:
Itdidatfirst,butnotanymore.
Joey:
Chandler?
Chandler:
So,uh,howoftencanyoudoit?
Carol:
Asmuchasheneeds.
Joey:
Ok,Igotone,Igotone.Uh,ifheblowsintoone,doestheotheronegetbigger?
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,thegangisallthere.]
Julie:
Rachel,doyouhaveanymuffinsleft?
Rachel:
Yeah,Iforgetwhichones.
Julie:
Oh,you'rebusy,that'sok,I'llgetit.Anybodyelsewantone?
All:
Nothanks.
Julie:
(ToRachel)Oh,you'relosin'yourapronhere,letmegetit.Thereyougo.(Tiesitbackupforher)
Rachel:
(toJulie)Thankyou.(underherbreathtoChandler)Whatabitch.
Julie:
Oh,listenyouguys.IhavethisfriendatBloomingdale'swho'squittingtomorrowandhewantstoabusehisdiscount.So,anyonewanttocomewithmeandtakeadvantageofit?
Phoebe:
Ican't,Ihavetotakemygrandmothertothevet.
Monica:
Ok,um,I'llgowithyou.
Julie:
Great.
Ross:
(enters)Hi,honey.
Chandler:
Hey,sweetums.
Ross:
Hellototherest.
All:
Hi!
Joey:
Monicawhat'reyoudoin'?
Youcan'tgoshoppingwithher?
WhataboutRachel?
Monica:
It'sgonnabeaproblem,isn'tit?
Chandler:
Comeon,you'regoingtoBloomingdale'swithJulie?
That'slikecheatingonRachelinherhouseofworship.
Monica:
ButI'm...
Phoebe:
Monica,shewillkillyou.Shewillkillyoulikeadoginthestreet.
Ross:
(toMonica)So,uh,Julestellsmeyouguysaregoingshoppingtomorrow?
Monica:
Yeah,uh,it'sactuallynotthatbigadeal.
Ross:
It'sabigdealtome.Thisisgreat,Monica.Ireallyappreciatethis.
Monica:
You'rewelcome.
Phoebe:
Woof,woof.
[Scene:
ADepartmentStore,Joeyissellingmen'scologne.]
Joey:
(Aguywalksby)Bijanformen?
(Anotherguywalksby)Bijanformen?
(Anotherguywalksby)Bijanformen?
(Anattractivewomanwalksby.)HeyAnnabelle.
Annabelle:
Hey,Joey.Sodidyouhearaboutthenewguy?
Joey:
Who?
Annabelle:
Nobodyknowshisname.MeandthegirlsjustcallhimtheHombreman.
(TheHombremanenters.)
HombreMan:
(toacustomer)Hombre?
(Theguysaysyes,andgetshissample.)
Joey:
What'shedoin'inmysection?
Annabelle:
Iguesshedoesn'tknow.
Joey:
Well,he'sgonna.I'llseeyoualittlelater,ok?
(TotheHombreMan)Hey,howyadoin'?
HombreMan:
Mornin'.
Joey:
Listen,Iknowyou'renew,butit'skindaunderstoodthateverythingfromYoungMen'stotheescalatorismyterritory.
HombreMan:
Yourterritory,huh?
Joey:
Yeah.Bijanformen?
Guy:
Nothanks.
HombreMan:
Hombre?
Guy:
Yeah.Allright.(Theyguygetshissampleandleaves.)
HombreMan:
(ToJoey)Youweresaying?
[Scene:
CentralPerk,PhoebeisthereasMonicaenters.]
Monica:
Phoebe,listen.Youwerewithme,andwewereshoppingallday.
Phoebe:
What?
Monica:
Wewereshopping,andwehadlunch.
Phoebe:
Oh,allright.WhatdidIhave?
Monica:
Youhadasalad.
Phoebe:
Oh,nowonderIdon'tfeelfull.
Rachel:
(entering)Hey,guys,what'sup.
Phoebe:
IwentshoppingwithMonicaallday,andIhadasalad.
Rachel:
Good,Pheebs.What'dyoubuy?
Phoebe:
Um,wewentshoppingforum,for,fur.
Rachel:
Youwentshoppingforfur?
Phoebe:
Yes,andthenIrealizedI'magainstthat,anduh,sothenweboughtsome,(seesMonicapointingatherchest)uh,boobs.
Rachel:
Youboughtboobs?
Phoebe:
(Monicaisyankingonherbrastrap)Bras!
Weboughtbras!
Weboughtbras.
[Scene:
TheDepartmentStore,Joeyistryingtosellsomecologne.]
Joey:
(toaguy)Bijanformen?
(toaguy)Bijanformen?
(Toawoman)Bijanfor...(Seesit'sawomanandstops.)(ToAnnabellewhowalksup.)Hey,Annabelle,Uh,listen,IwaswonderingifmaybeafterworkyouandIcouldgomaybegrabacupofcoffee.
Annabelle:
Oh,actuallyIsortahaveplans.
HombreMan:
(entering)Ready,Annabelle?
Annabelle:
Youbet.(toJoey)Maybesomeothertime?
Joey:
(Toaco-worker)Hey,it'snotthefirsttimeIlostagirltoacowboysprayingcologne.(Acustomerwalksby.)Bijanformen?
(Thecustomerignoreshim,andJoeystartstochasehim)Bijanformen?
!
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,CarolisdroppingBenoffforRosstowatch.]
Carol:
Ok,andthisisFunnyClown.FunnyClownisonlyforafterhisnaps,notbeforehisnapsorhewon'tsleep.
Ross:
Carol,we'vebeenthroughthisbefore,ok?
Wehaveagoodtime.Welaugh,weplay.It'slikewe'refatherandson.
Susan:
Honey,relax.Rossisgreatwithhim.(Rosslooksather.)Don'tlooksosurprised.I'malovelyperson.
Rachel:
Oh,thisissocute.
Susan:
Oh,Igotthatforhim.
Ross:
Mymommiesloveme.That'sclever.
Monica:
Hello?
Oh,Hi,Ju—(SeesRacheliswatching)—Hi,Jew!
(Walksintothekitchen.)(Listens.)Uhhuh?
(Listens.)Uhhuh?
(Listens)Ok.(Listens)Um,sure,that'dbegreat.Seeyathen.Bye.(Hangsup.)
Rachel:
DidyoujustsayHi,Jew?
Monica:
Yes.Uh,yes,Idid.Thatwasmyfriend,EddieMoskowitz.Yeah,helikesit.Reaffirmshisfaith.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,Chandler,Rachel,andJoeyareeating,andPhoebeispreparingBen'smilk.]
Phoebe:
Ben,dinner!
Ross:
ThanksAuntPheebs.Hey,youdidn'tmicrowavethat,didyou,becauseit'sbreastmilk,andyou'renotsupposedtodothat.
Phoebe:
Duh,IthinkIknowhowtoheatbreastmilk.Ok.(Squirtssomeonherwristandtastesit.)
Chandler:
Whatdidyoujustdo?
Phoebe:
Ilickedmyarm,what?
Ross:
It'sbreastmilk.
Phoebe:
So?
Rachel:
Phoebe,thatisjuice,squeezedfromaperson.
Joey:
Whatisthebigdeal?
(Tastesthebreastmilk.)
Chandler:
Whatdidyoujustdo?
Ross:
Ok,wouldpeoplestopdrinkingthebreastmilk?
Phoebe:
Youwon'teventasteit?
Ross:
No!
Phoebe:
Notevenifyoujustpretendthatit'smilk?
Ross:
NotevenifCarol'sbreasthadapictureofamissingchildonit.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,timelapse. RachelisenteringthelivingroomfromherbedroomasMonicaenters.]
Monica:
Hey,whereiseverybody?
Rachel:
TheytookBentothepark.Where'veyoubeen?
Monica:
Justout.Hadsomelunch,justme,littlequalitytimewithme.Thanksforyourjacket.
Rachel:
Oh,noproblem.Youcanborrowit,bytheway.(Putsherhandinthepocket)Hereareyourkeys,hon.(Shetakesthekeysout,setsthemonthecounter,andnoticesshealsograbbedareceipt.)
Monica:
Okay.
Rachel:
Mon,ifuhyouwereatlunchalone,howcomeitcostyouuh53dollars?
Monica:
Youknowwhatprobablyhappened?
Someonemustastolenmycreditcard.
Rachel:
Andsortajustputthereceiptbackinyourpocket?
Monica:
Thatisanexcellentexcellentquestion.Thatisexcellent.
Rachel:
Monica,whatiswithyou?
Who'dyouhavelunchwith?
Monica:
Judy.
Rachel:
Who?
Monica:
Julie.
Rachel:
What?
!
Monica:
Jody!
Rachel:
YouwerewithJulie?
Monica:
Look,whenitstartedIwasjusttryingtobenicetoherbecauseshewasmybrother'sgirlfriend.Andthen,onethingledtoanotherand,beforeIknewit,wewere...shopping.
Rachel:
Oh.OhmyGod.
Monica:
Honey,wait.Weonlydiditonce.Itdidn'tmeananythingtome.
Rachel:
Yeah,right. Sure!
Monica:
Really,Rachel,Iwasthinkingofyouthewholetime.Look,I'msorry,allright.Inevermeantforyoutofindout!
Rachel:
Oh,please,youwantedtogetcaught.(Wavesthereceipt)
Monica:
Thatisnottrue!
Rachel:
Oh,soyoujustsortofhappenedtoleaveitinhere?
Monica:
DiditeveroccurtoyouthatImightjustbethatstupid?
Rachel:
Ok,Monica.Ijusthavetoknowonething.DidyougowithhertoBloomingdale's?
(Monicalooksaway.)Oh!
Ok,ok,ok,Ijustreally,uh,Ijustreallyneedtonotbewithyourightnow.(Exits.)
CommercialBreak
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,BenisplayinginhiscribwhileChandlerandRossareleaningagainsttherimandarecompletelyasleep.]
Monica:
(onthephone)Hi,who'sthis?
(Listens)Hi,Joanne.IsRachelworking?
It'sMonica.(Listens)Yes,IknowIdidahorriblething.(Listens)Joanne,it'snotassimpleasallthat,ok?
(Listens)No,Idon'tcarewhatStevethinks.(Listens)Hi,Steve.
(There'saknockonthedoorwhichisansweredbyPhoebe.)
CarolandSusan:
Hey!
(ThiswakesChandlerandRossup)
Carol:
Howdidwedo?
Phoebe:
Oh,ItastedBen'smilk,andRossfreakedout.
Ross:
Ididnotfreakout.
Carol:
Why'dyoufreakout?
Ross:
Becauseit'sbreastmilk.It'sgross.
Carol:
Mybreastmilkisgross?
Susan:
Thisshouldbefun.
Ross:
No,no,Carol.There'snothingwrongw
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