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生活大爆炸season021
Leonard:
Soyousee,whatyou’reeatingisnottechnicallyyoghurt,becauseitdoesn’thaveenoughliveacidophiluscultures.It’sreallyjusticedmilkwithcarrageninaddedforthickness.
Penny:
Oh,that’sveryinteresting.
Leonard:
It’salsonotpinkandhasnoberries.
Penny:
Yeah,butitdoesn’treallyanswermyquestion.
Leonard:
Whatwasyourquestionagain?
Penny:
Doyouwantsome.
Leonard:
Oh,right,no,I’mlactoseintolerant.
Penny:
Right.
Leonard:
So,gas.
Penny:
Gotit.
Leonard:
Well,goodnight.(Theykiss.Cameracutsawaytoawallmountedsecuritycamabovethelift.LeonardspotsitsmovementandshufflesPennyaway.)
Penny:
Whatareyoudoing?
Leonard:
Therewasadraft.
Penny:
Ididn’tfeeladraft.
Leonard:
Whydon’twejustgointoyour….
Penny:
Oh,yeah,youknowwhat,maybeweshouldjustslowthingsdownalittle.
Leonard:
No,no,Ididn’tmeantogointoyourapartmentto…gofast.
Penny:
No,Iknow,I…Iknowwhatyoumeant,it’sjust…it’sonlyourfirstdate.
Leonard:
Yeah,okay,sure,noproblem,whydon’twejustfigureoutwherewe’regoing,andwhenwewanttogetthere,andthenrateofspeedequalsdistanceovertime.SolveforR.
Penny:
Orwecouldjustwingit.
Leonard:
Thatmightworktoo.
Penny:
GoodnightLeonard.
Leonard:
Goodnight.(Hethrowsthecameraadirtylook.)
Cuttoinsidetheapartment.
Raj:
He’scoming.Screensaver.
Howard:
Oh,hey,Leonard,howwasyourdate?
Leonard:
Biteme.Sheldon,howcouldyoujustsitthereandletthemspyonme?
Sheldon:
Theywereclever,Leonard.Theyexploitedmycompletelackofinterestinwhatyouweredoing.
Howard:
Youshouldthankus.WhenfuturegenerationstrytodeterminewhyyourrelationshipwithPennycrashedandburned,thisrighthereistheblackbox.
Leonard:
Whatareyoutalkingabout,thedatewentfine.
Raj:
Dude,shesaidshewantstoslowthingsdown.
Leonard:
Okay,so,shesaidshewantstoslowthingsdown.It’slikesaying“I’mreallyenjoyingthismeal,I’mgoingtoslowdownandsavourit.”
Howard:
No,it’slike“thisfishtastesbad,soI’mgoingtoslowdownandspititout.”
Raj:
Youbeingthefish.
Leonard:
I’mnotthefish.
Howard:
Ohreally,didyoumakeaseconddate.
Leonard:
Well,wesortofdecidedtowingit.
Sheldon:
Oh,evenIknowthat’slame.
Leonard:
Okay,alright,let’sassumeyourhypothesis.Wewenttodinner,wetalked,welaughed,wekissed,wherecouldIhavepossiblygonewrong.
Howard:
Thinkback,Leonard,thelittlestthingscansetwomenoff.Like,hey,thewaitressishot,Ibetwecouldgethertocomehomewithus.Or,howmuchdoesyourmomweigh,IwanttoknowwhatI’mgettinginto.
Leonard:
Ididn’tsayanythinglikethat.
Howard:
Good,‘costheydon’twork.
Raj:
Theyalsodon’tcareforitifyoustareatthemandhyperventilate.Sadly,that’smyhomerunswing.
Leonard:
Look,everythingwentfine.Ididn’tevenhavetorefertomyimpromptuconversationstarters.Thewomanacrossthehallisintome.
Howard:
Let’sgotothetape.Lookatherreactiontothegoodnightkiss,nochangeinrespiration,pupilsun-dilated,noflushingofthechest.
Raj:
Nicecloseup,bytheway.
Sheldon:
Interesting,herjawsareclenched,notongueaccess,clearlyabadsignamongstmatinghumans.
Leonard:
That’snotabadsign.
Sheldon:
Please,youmightaswellhavebeentwoiguanawithnodewlapenlargement.
Raj:
Andtheworstsignofallis,you’rehereandnotthere.
Leonard:
I’mnottherebecauseI’mtakingthingsslow.Which,bytheway,comparedtoyouguysapproacheswarpspeed.Andtakedownthatcamera.
Raj:
Hewasalotmorefunwhenhehadnohope.
Howard:
Givehimtime.
Creditssequence
Scene:
Thelaundryroom.Sheldonisfoldingshirts.
Penny(entering):
Hi.
Sheldon:
Oh,hiPenny.FYI,thehotwaterisinadequateonmachine2socoloursonly,and4isstillreleasingthefabricsoftenertooearlyinthecyclesoI’davoidusingthatforyourdelicates.
Penny(tippingallherlaundryintoonemachineatonce):
Thanks.
Sheldon:
Oh,goodLord.Whydon’tyoujusttakeyourclothesdowntotheriverandbeatthemwitharock?
Penny:
Sheldon,mayIaskyouaquestion?
Sheldon:
Iwouldpreferthatyounot,butIwon’tgosofarastoforbidit.
Penny:
Alright,Iheardyes,so…okay,here’smyquestion,hasLeonardeverdated,youknow,aregulargirl.
Sheldon:
WellIassumeyou’renotreferringtodigestiveregularity?
BecauseI’vecometolearnthatsuchinquiriesareinappropriate.
Penny:
No,Imeanthasheeverbeeninvolvedwithsomeonewhowasn’tabraniac?
Sheldon:
Oh.Well,afewyearsagohedidgooutwithawomanwhohadaPhDinFrenchLiterature.
Penny:
Howisthatnotabraniac?
Sheldon:
Well,foronething,shewasFrench.Foranother,itwasliterature.
Penny:
So,doyouthinkthatifLeonardandIkeepdatinghe’lleventuallygetboredwithme.
Sheldon:
Thatdepends.
Penny:
Onwhat?
Sheldon:
Doyouhaveaworkingknowledgeofquantumphysics?
Penny:
No.
Sheldon:
DoyouspeakKlingon?
Penny:
No.
Sheldon:
Doyouknowanycardtricks?
Penny:
Okay,okay,youknow,Igetit,Leonardhasnobusinessbeinginvolvedwithawaitressslashactresswhofeltsoinsecurethatsheliedtohimaboutfinishingcommunitycollege.
Sheldon:
Whywouldyoulieaboutthat?
Penny:
Well,hewasgoingonandonaboutthiscollegeandthatgradschoolandIdidn’twanthimtothinkIwassomestupidloser.
Sheldon:
Youthoughttheoppositeofstupidloserwascommunitycollegegraduate?
Penny:
Youknow,therearealotofsuccessfulpeopleinthiscountrywhoarecommunitycollegegraduates.
Sheldon:
Yeah,butyouwereneither.
Penny:
Right,okaylook,thisisbetweenyouandme,youcannottellLeonardanyofthis.
Sheldon:
You’reaskingmetokeepasecret?
Penny:
Yeah.
Sheldon:
WellI’msorry,butyouwouldhavehadtoexpressthatdesirebeforerevealingthesecret,sothatIcouldchoosewhetherornotIwantedtoacceptthecovenantofsecretkeeping.Youcan’timposeasecretonanexpostfactobasis.
Penny:
What?
Sheldon:
Secretkeepingisacomplicatedendeavour.Onehastobeconcernednotonlyaboutwhatonesays,butaboutfacialexpression,autonomicreflexes,whenItrytodeceive,Imyselfhavemorenervousticsthanalymediseaseresearchfacility.(Longpause.)It’sajoke.Itreliesonthehominymicrelationshipbetweenticktheblood-suckingarachnid,andtictheinvoluntarymuscularcontraction.Imadeitupmyself.
Penny:
Okay,look,ifLeonardfindsoutthatIlied,Iwillabsolutelydieofembarrassment.
Sheldon:
Physiologicallyimpossible.
Penny:
OhSheldon,please,look,I’maskingyouasafriend.
Sheldon:
Soyou’resayingthatfriendshipcontainswithinitaninherentobligationtomaintainconfidences?
Penny:
Well,yeah.
Sheldon:
Interesting.See,onemorequestion,andperhapsIshouldhaveledwiththis,whendidwebecomefriends?
Scene:
Thestairwell.
Sheldon:
I.e,Icouldn’tbecomeGreenLanternunlessIwaschosenbytheguardiansofOa,butgivenenoughstart-upcapitalandanadequateresearchfacility,IcouldbeBatman.
Leonard:
YoucouldbeBatman?
Sheldon:
Sure.(Inagravellyvoice)I’mBatman.See.
Penny(arriving):
Higuys.
Leonard:
Hey.
Sheldon(lookingtheotherwayuncomfortably):
HiPenny.
Leonard:
Hey,Penny,ifyou’renotdoinganythingFridaynightIthoughtmaybewecouldgoandseeamovie.
Penny:
Oh,um,youknow,IthinkIhavethedinnershiftonFriday.
Leonard:
WhataboutSaturday?
Penny:
Youknow,I’mnotsure,themanagerhasn’tpostedthescheduleyet,howaboutIletyouknow.
Leonard:
Great.Soyoujustletmeknowwhenyouknow.So…(sheleaves)OhGod,Iamthebadfish!
WhatdidIdowrong?
Sheldon:
Whyareyouaskingme,IhavenoinformationaboutyourinteractionswithPennyotherthanwhatyouprovidedme,nordoIhaveanymethodoflearningsuchthings.(Runsaway.)
Leonard(chasinghim):
Whatdoesthatmean?
Sheldon:
Nothing.YouseemtobeimplyinganinformationalbackchannelbetweenmeandPennywhereobviouslynoneexists.
Leonard:
NoIdidn’t.
Sheldon:
Ijustthinkyouneedtobecarefulhowyouphrasethings,sir.
Leonard:
What’sgoingonwithyou?
Sheldon:
WellImightaskyouthesamequestion.Whydoyouinsistonattemptingtodragmeintomatterswhichhavenothingtodowithme?
ButexistbetweenyouandPenny.ApersontowhomIbarelyspeak.(Hiseyebeginstotwitch.)
Leonard:
What’swrongwithyourface?
Sheldon:
There’snoreasontobringmylooksintothis.Goodday,Leonard.
Leonard:
What?
Sheldon:
IsaidGoodDay!
(Heleaves)
Leonard:
Goodday?
Scene:
TheCheesecakeFactory
Penny:
AlsotodaywehaveafreshcaughtAlaskasalmon,andthat’sservedwithateriyakiglazeandstickyrice.Oursoupoftheday…
Sheldon(appearingbehindher):
Youmustreleasemefrommyoath.
Penny:
Sheldon,I’mworking.
Sheldon:
Whydon’tyoutakeaminutetodecide(leadsheraway)Ican’tkeepyoursecretPenny.I’mgoingtofoldlikeanenergybasedanoboproteininconformationalspace.Likearenaissancetriptych.Likeacheapsuit.
Penny:
Oh,look,whyisitsohardforyoutokeeponelittlesecret?
Sheldon:
I’mconstitutionallyincapable.That’swhyIwasrefusedclearanceforaveryprestigiousgovernmentresearchfellowshipatasecretmilitarysupercollider,locatedbeneathafakeagriculturalstation12.5milessoutheastofTraversCity,Michigan.Whichyoudidnothearaboutfromme.
Penny:
Look,justforgetItoldyouaboutmenotgraduatingfromcommunitycollege.Okay?
Sheldon:
Forget!
Youwantmetoforget?
Thisminddoesnotforget.Ihaven’tforgottenasinglethingsincethedaymymotherstoppedbreastfeedingme.ItwasadrizzlyTuesday.
Penny:
Okay,look,youpromisedmeyouwouldkeepmysecretsoyou’rejustgoingtohavetofigureoutawaytodoit.
Sce
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