Modern Family 台词103Come Fly With Me.docx
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ModernFamily台词103ComeFlyWithMe
Claire:
Hey,Ithoughyouweregonnatakeoutthegarbage.
Phil:
Iam.
Claire:
Phil.
Phil:
Yes,gettingit.Iwas...Iwasgonnagetit.
Claire:
Dylan.
Dylan:
Hey,mrs.Dunphy.Um,I'mjustwaitingforhaley.
Claire:
Didyouringthebell?
Dylan:
Itexted.Shesaidshe'dbedowninjustaminute.
Claire:
Oh,great.TellherIsaidhi.
Dylan:
Iwill.
Phil:
Dylan!
D-money!
Chillin'withdylanthevillain."d"tothe"y"tothe--
Dylan:
Hey,mr.Dunphy.
Phil:
Hey,comeonin.You'rejustintimetocatchtheendofthegame.
Dylan:
Oh,I'mnotreallyabaseballguy.Haleysayshi.
Claire:
I-Iwasjustbeingfacetious.
Phil:
Comeon.I'llcatchyouup.Sitit.Parkit.Comeon,Idon'tbite.kidding.I'mkidding.Okay,seethatguy?
He'sthetyingrun.Interestingstoryabouthim.He'sbeenstuckonsecondbaseforever, AndI'mprettysurehe'sgonnatryandstealthird,whichisjustaterrible,terribleidea.HowareyouandHaleydoing?
Manny:
IwishIcouldstayhomewithyouandflytoyairplanes.
Jay:
Thesearen'ttoyairplanes,Manny.Thesearemodels,andthey'reverycomplicated.Youwanttoflyoneofthese,yougottobefamiliarwithairfoil,drag,lift,andthrust,Andtheseareallprinciplesofaerodynamics.
Manny:
Theboxsays,"12andup."
Jay:
What?
!
Gloria:
YoucanflytoyplaneswithJaynexttime.TodayyouhavetospendtimewithLuke.
Manny:
Why?
Gloria:
Becausehismother invitedyou,soyougo.Familyneedstobeclose,right,Jay?
Jay:
I'mprettysurethisisatypo.
Gloria:
Menneedtheirhobbies.Manny'sfatherhadmanyhobbies,likehikinginthedesert,Thatkindofskiingthattheydropyoufromthe...HowdoyousayinEnglish?
The...
Jay:
Helicopter.
Gloria:
Yes.Once,onadare,heevenboxedwithanalligator.
Jay:
Wrestle.Youwrestle...youcan'tboxwithalligators.
Gloria:
Areyousure?
Howwouldtheygettheglovesonthoselileclaws?
Aren'ttheyliketiny,littlehands?
Jay:
No!
Okay,nowIforgotwhatweweretalkingabout.
Gloria:
Anyways,hobbiesareimportantforthemen,Whetheryou'reriskingyourlifeorflyinglittleplanesfromasafedistance.
Mitchell:
Wait,wait,wait,wait,whatareyoudoing?
Cameron:
We'rejustgonnabuysomediapers.It'lljusttakeasecond.
Mitchell:
ThisisCostco.
Cameron:
Yeah,whichiswherewebuydiapers.
Mitchell:
Sincewhen?
Cameron:
Doyourememberwhenweadoptedthatbabyafewmonthsback?
Sincethen.
Cameron:
Mitchellisasnob.
Mitchell:
No,n-no,I'm...I'mdiscerning.
Cameron:
Officialsloganforsnobs.Whenwefirstmet,hewouldn'tevenlookatmebecauseIwasahickfromthefarminmissouriandhe'sabigcitymouse.
Mitchell:
Whosays"citymouse"?
Cameron:
Countrymice.
Dylan:
IthinkI'mgonnagowaitinthecar.
Phil:
Okay.Hey,ifyou'reonyourwayout,canyougrabthegarbage?
Claire:
Igotit.
Phil:
Okay,wegotit.He'salittlejumpy.
Claire:
Oh,gofigureateenageboydoesn'twanttohangoutWithhisgirlfriend'sdad.
Phil:
Ithoughtwewerepastallthat.I'mallabout...I'mallabouttakingittothenextlevel.
Claire:
Really?
Ithoughtyouwereallaboutkeepingitreal.
Phil:
Yes,butthewholepointofkeepingitrealissoyoucantakeittothenextlevel.Didyoureallynotknowthat?
Claire:
Youhaven'texactlytakenittothenextlevelwithmydad.
Phil:
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Claire:
We'vebeenmarriedfor16years,andyoustillwalkoneggshellsaroundhim.
Phil:
What?
Areyoukidding?
JayandIaretotalbuds.
Jay:
You...youwanttojusthangout?
Phil:
Broughtsixfriends,sothatjust...Let's...
[OPENINGCREDITS]
Gloria:
MannybroughthisfavoritegametoplaywithLuke.
Manny:
It'scalled"empire."Youusestrategytoexpandterritoriesandtakeovertheworld.
Claire:
Lukeisgonnalovethat.He'soutbackplaying.
Gloria:
DoyouneedmetogetyousomethingwhileI'moutshopping?
Claire:
That'ssuchaniceoffer,butIthinkwe'regood.Thanks.
Alex:
Okay,whataboutthis?
Claire:
Youdon'tevensayhellotoGloriaandManny?
Alex:
Hi,GloriaandManny.Okay,mom,whataboutthis?
Claire:
No,you'rewearingadress.
Alex:
Mom,comeon!
Claire:
What?
It'sgonnakillyoutolooklikeagirlforoneafternoon?
Alex:
Butit'saweddingforsomefriendofyours,thatIneverevenheardof.
Claire:
It'snonnegotiable.YoucanborrowadressofHaley'sagain.
Alex:
No,thatsendsanuglymessage...ThatI'mHaley.Youknow,insteadoftryingtoforcemetowearadress,Whydon'tyouworryaboutgettingLuketowearsomepants?
Claire:
What?
Whydoeshedothis?
Luke!
Pants!
Comeon!
Phil:
JayandIarebuds,forsure,Butwithkindofaninvisibleasterisk.Um,he'snot,uh...he'snotatalker...Or...orahugger.Once,heranovermyfootwithhiscar.To...tobefair,hehadjustgivenupsmoking.But,basically,we'rebuds.
Jay:
Doyouhavetojuststandthere?
You'remakingmefeeluneasy.
Phil:
Oh.
Jay:
Oh,forgod'ssake,sithere.Here,holdthiswinglikethiswhileIadjustthis.
Phil:
Okay.
Jay:
Comeon.Here. Nottoohard.
Phil:
Okay.
Gloria:
Alex,whydon'tyoucomeshoppingwithme?
MaybeIcanhelpyoufindsomethingthatyoulike.
Claire:
That'sareallyniceoffer,butit'snotreallyherthing.
Alex:
Actually,I'dlovetogo.See,youdon'tknowwhatmythingis.Youhavenoideawhatmythingis.
Claire:
Iknowwhatyourthingis.Yourthingistoprovoke,Justlikeyoursister'sthingistonevercomeoutofherroom,Andyourbrother'sthing--Oh,well,there'syourbrother'sthing.Luke!
Put'emon!
Phil:
ThethingaboutmeandJayis,ourrelationship'salwaysbeenstuckinthatprimalplacewhereitstarted.Youknow,he'stheoldsilverbackprotectinghisfemales.Thenalongcomesthisyounger,strongergorilla,swingingin,beatinghischest,youknow.Naturally,theapeladiescomerunning,presentingtheirnicescarletbehinds.Papaapewantstostopallthatbuthecan't,youknow.That's...that'slife.I'mnottheenemy.Theenemyispoachers.
Jay:
That'lldoit.Don'ttouchit.Allright.Youwanttogoflyit?
Phil:
Sure.
Cameron:
Oh,hey.Igotthetoothpasteandthesoap.
Mitchell:
Good.Nowwecanopenthatgeneralstore.Ithoughtwewerejustheretogetdiapers.
Cameron:
Wehadasayingonthefarm...Aslongasyou'rebringingthemuletothemarket,you...Ifeelyourollingyoureyesatme.
Cameron:
WemetatoneofPepper'slegendarygamenights.IrememberMitchellbecausehekeptrollinghiseyesEverytimeIwouldgetalittleboisterous.
Mitchell:
Ididnot!
Cameron:
Alittlebit.
Mitchell:
Yeah,maybealittlebit.Wewere...wewereplayingcharades,AndI-Ihadnoideahowtoactoutmyclue,AndallIcouldthinkoftodowas...Andwithoutmissingabeat,Camsays...
Cameron:
"Casablanca."
Mitchell:
AllIdidwasthis...
Cameron:
"Casablanca.Casablanca."
Mitchell:
Canwejustpleasegetthediapersandgetoutofhere?
Cameron:
Fine,butIwanttostopbythewinesectionfirst.
Mitchell:
Wait.There'sawinesection?
Cameron:
Yeah,areallygoodone...justpastthetires.
Mitchell:
Noway,theydonothave...Oh,myGod.Oh,my...cam.Cam.ThepapershredderIwanted,huh?
Confettiandcrosscut...
Cameron:
Yep.
Mitchell:
Ohh!
Oh,mygod,amazing.
Cameron:
Yeah.
Mitchell:
Cam...Whatisthisplace?
Manny:
Thosecookiessmelllikeheaven.Yourownrecipe?
Claire:
No,Ijustthrowthemintheen.
Manny:
Andaddedthesecretingredientofcaring?
Claire:
Sure.So,youandLukehavingagoodtime?
Manny:
Idon'tknow.Hewon'tcomeoutofhisbox.MaybeI'lljuststayhereandspendsometimewithmysister.
Claire:
Oh,right,Iguess,technically,Iwouldbeyourstepsister.
Manny:
Mymothersayswearenevertousetheword"step"becauseitmeans"notreal,"Andwearearealfamily.
Claire:
Mm.
Manny:
So,whatisthematter,claire?
Claire:
What?
Manny:
Youseemsad.
Claire:
It'sjuststuffwithAlex...youknow,kidstuff.
Manny:
Ugh,kids.Youdon'thavetotellme.Myschoolisfullofthem.
Gloria:
Iwasthinking,afterlunch,wecangoanddoalittleshopping.
Alex:
I'mnotgettingadress.
Gloria:
Idon'tcare.I'mnotyourmother.
Alex:
Iknow.You'remygrandmother.
Gloria:
Step-grandmother.Anyways,today,thinkofmeasagirlfriend...Twogirlsoutforanafternoonoffun.
Alex:
Whatdoyouusuallydowithyourgirlfriends?
Gloria:
Idon'tknow.Wegoout.Wetalk,drinkwine.
Alex:
CanIdrinkwine?
Gloria:
No.
Alex:
Somefriend.
Gloria:
Well,youcanstilltalktomeaboutanything.
Alex:
Yeah,adultsalwayssaythat,buttheydon'tmeanit.WhenmymomsaysIcanaskheranything,Ireallycan't.Shejustfreaksout.
Gloria:
Iwon'tfreakout.Shoot.
Alex:
Okay.Howmanymenhaveyousleptwith?
Gloria:
Eight.Next.
Phil:
NowcanItryit?
Jay:
No.
Phil:
Ishouldgetoneofthose.I'vealwayslovedplanes.Youknow,ifthingshadgonealittledifferentlyinmylife,IthinkIwouldhavebeenapilot.Hey,whatwouldhappenifyouturnedtheremoteoffAndthenbackonrealfast?
Jay:
Yeah,youwouldhavebeenagreatpilot.
Phil:
So,canyoudoa...canyoudoaloop-de-loop?
Jay:
IfIwantedto.
Phil:
Noway!
Phil:
CanItryit?
Jay:
No.
Phil:
Okay.Icanseewhyyoulikethis.It'ssopeaceful.It'slikethewholeworldjust...Disappearsouthere.Irememberthisonesummer...
Jay:
I'lltellyouwhat.
Phil:
Hmm?
Jay:
There'sanothertrickcalled"threadingtheneedle."IusedtodoitwithClaireandMitchwhentheywerekids.Youwanttotryit?
Phil:
Howdoesitgo?
Jay:
YougraboneofthosehoopsoverthereAndgoto
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