六人行113The One With the Boobies.docx
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六人行113TheOneWiththeBoobies
六人行1-13TheOneWiththeBoobies
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,Chandlerwalksinandstartsraidingthefridge.ThenRachelcomesoutoftheshowerwithatowelwrappedroundherwaist,dryingherselfwithanothertowel.ChandlerandRachelstartleeachotherandshedropsthetowelforasecondandsnatchestherugoffthecouch.]
Rachel:
Thatisit!
Youjustbargeinhere,youdon'tknock
Chandler:
I'msorry!
Rachel:
Youhavenorespectforanybody'sprivacy!
Chandler:
Rachel,wait,wait.
Rachel:
No,youwait!
Thisisridiculous!
Chandler:
CanIjustsayonething?
Rachel:
What?
What?
!
Chandler:
That'sarelativelyopenweaveandIcanstillseeyour...nipularareas.
Rachel:
Oh!
!
(Shestormsoff)
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,PhoebeistherewithherboyfriendRoger,talkingtoRachelandMonica.]
Phoebe:
Oh,honey,honey,tellthemthestoryaboutyourpatientwhothinksthingsare,like,otherthings.Y'know?
Like,thephoneringsandshetakesashower.
Roger:
That'sprettymuchit.
Phoebe:
Oops!
Roger:
Butyoutellitreallywell,sweetie.
Phoebe:
Thanks.Okay,nowgoawaysowecantalkaboutyou.
Roger:
Okay.I'llmissyou.
Phoebe:
Isn'thegreat?
Rachel:
He'ssocute!
Andheseemstolikeyousomuch.
Phoebe:
Iknow,Iknow.Sosweet...andsocomplicated.Andforashrink,he'snottooshrinky,y'know?
Monica:
So,youthinkyou'lldoitonhiscouch?
Phoebe:
Oh,Idon'tknow,Idon'tknow.Ithinkthat'salittleweird,y'know?
Vinyl.
Rachel:
Okaaay.(Totheguys,onthecouch)Anyofyouguyswantanythingelse?
Chandler:
Oh,yes,couldIhaveoneofthose.(Points)
Rachel:
No,I'msorry,we'realloutofthose.Anybodyelse?
Chandler:
Okay.
Roger:
DidI,uh,didImisssomething?
Chandler:
No,she'sstillupsetbecauseIsawherboobies.
Ross:
Youwhat?
Whwhatwereyoudoingseeingherboobies?
Chandler:
Itwasanaccident.NotlikeIwasacrossthestreetwithatelescopeandaboxofdonuts.
Rachel:
Okay,okay,couldwechangethesubject,please?
Phoebe:
Yeah,'causehello,thesearenotherboobies,theseareherbreasts.
Rachel:
Okay,Pheebs,Iwashopingformoreofachange.
Chandler:
Y'know,Idon'tknowwhyyou'resoembarrassed,theywereveryniceboobies.
Rachel:
Nice?
Theywerenice.Imean,that'sit?
Imean,mittensarenice.
Chandler:
Okaaay,(Gestures)rock,hardplace,me.
Roger:
You'resofunny!
He'sreallyfunny!
Iwouldn'twannabetherewhenwhenthelaughterstops.
Chandler:
Whoahwhoah,backupthere,Sparky.What'dyoumeanbythat?
Roger:
Oh,justseemsasthoughthatmaybeyouhaveintimacyissues.Y'know,thatyouuseyourhumourasawayofkeepingpeopleatadistance.
Chandler:
Huh.
Roger:
Imeanhey!
Ijustmetyou,Idon'tknowyoufromAdam....Onlychild,right?
Parentsdivorcedbeforeyouhitpuberty.
Chandler:
Uhhuh,howdidyouknowthat?
Roger:
It'stextbook.
(Joeyenterswithhisdad)
Joey:
Heyyouguys.Hey,youallknowmydad,right?
All:
Hey!
Hey,Mr.Trib!
Monica:
Hey,howlongareyouinthecity?
Mr.Tribbiani:
Justforacoupladays.Igotajobmidtown.IfigureI'mbetteroffstayingwiththekidthanhaulingmyassbackandforthontheferry.(SeesRoger)Idon'tknowthisone.
Phoebe:
Oh,thisismyfriendRoger.
Roger:
Hi.
Mr.Tribbiani:
Hey,hey.Goodtomeetyou,Roger.
Roger:
Youtoo,sir.
Mr.Tribbiani:
(ToPhoebe)Whathappenedtothe,uh,puppetguy?
Joey:
Dad,dad.(Shakeshishead)
Mr.Tribbiani:
Oh,'scuseme.SoRoss,uh,how'sthewife?
(RosswhinesandlayshisheadonChandler'sshoulder)Offtheretoo,uh?
Uh,Chandler,quick,saysomethingfunny!
(Chandlerstaysstonefaced)
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,Mr.Tribbianiisonthephone.]
Mr.Tribbiani:
Gottago.Imissyoutoo,Iloveyou,butit'sgettingreallatenow
Joey:
(Snatchesthephone)HeyMa.Listen,ImadetheappointmentwithDr.Bazida,and...Excuseme?
(Tohisdad)Didyouknowthisisn'tMa?
(Hisdadnods.Cuttolater.Joeyischoppingmushrooms)
Mr.Tribbiani:
Hername'sRonni.She'sapetmortician.
Joey:
Sure.Sohowlongyoubeen...(Goesbacktochopping)
Mr.Tribbiani:
Rememberwhenyouwerealittlekid,Iusedtotakeyoutothenavyyardandshowyouthebigships?
Joey:
Sincethen?
!
Mr.Tribbiani:
No,it'sonlybeensixyears.Ijustwantedtoputanicememoryinyourheadsoyou'dknowthatIwasn'talwayssuchaterribleguy....Joe.Y'everbeeninlove?
Joey:
...Id'know.
Mr.Tribbiani:
Theny'haven't.You'reburningyourtomatoes.
Joey:
You'reonetotalk.(Putsthemushroomsinasaucepan)
Mr.Tribbiani:
Joe,yourdad'sinlovebigtime.Andtheworstpartofitis,it'swithtwodifferentwomen.
Joey:
Ohman.Pleasetellmeoneof'emisMa.
Mr.Tribbiani:
Ofcourse,courseoneof'em'sMa.What'sthematterwithyou.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,Joeyislamentingtoeveryoneabouthiddad'saffair.]
Joey:
It'slikeifyouwokeuponedayandfoundoutyourdadwasleadingthisdoublelife.He'slikeactuallysomespy,workingfortheC.I.A.(Considers)That'dbecool....Thisblows!
Rachel:
Iknow,Imean,whycan'tparentsjuststayparents?
(ShewalksovernearChandlerandhisgazestaysveryobviouslyonherchest)Whydotheyhavetobecomepeople?
Whydotheyhave...(NoticesChandler)Whycan'tyoustopstaringatmybreasts?
Chandler:
(Withoutlookingup)What?
(Looksup)What?
Rachel:
Didyounotgetagoodenoughlooktheotherday?
Ross:
Alright,alright.We'realladultshere,there'sonlyonewaytoresolvethis.Sinceyousawherboobies,Ithink,uh,you'regonnahavetoshowheryourpeepee.
Chandler:
Y'know,Idon'tseethathappening?
Rachel:
C'mon,he'sright.Titfortat.
Chandler:
WellI'mnotshowingyoumy'tat.'
(Doorbuzzergoes)
Monica:
Hello?
Phoebe:
(Intercom)It'sPhoebe.
Roger:
(Intercom)AndRog.
Monica:
C'monup.
Chandler:
(Sarcastic)Oh,good.Rogishere.
Joey:
What'sthematterwithRog?
Ross:
Yeah.
Chandler:
Oh,it'snothing,it'salittlething...Ihatethatguy.
Ross:
What,sohewasalittleanalytical.That'swhathedoes,y'know?
C'mon,he'snotthatbad.
(CuttoChandler,RossandRogersittingatthetable.Rossisupset)
Ross:
Y'see,that'swhereyou'rewrong.WhywouldImarryherifIthoughtonanylevelthatthatshewasalesbian?
Roger:
Idunno.Maybeyouwantedyourmarriagetofail.
Ross:
Why?
WhywouldIwhy?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Roger:
Idon'tknow.Maybemaybelowself-esteem,maybemaybetocompensateforovershadowingasibling,maybeyou...
Monica:
Wait-wait,gobacktothatsiblingthing.
Roger:
Well,Idon'tknow.Imean,it'sconceivablethatyouwantedtosabotageyourmarriagesothatthesiblingwouldfeellessofafailureintheeyesoftheparents.
Ross:
Thatthat'sridiculous!
Idon'tfeelguiltyforherfailures!
Monica:
Oh!
SoyouthinkI'mafailure!
Phoebe:
Isn'thegood?
Ross:
Nonono,thatthat'snotwhatIwassaying...
Monica:
Y'know,alltheseyears,Ithoughtyouwereonmyside.ButmaybewhatyouweredoingwassuckinguptoMomandDadsothey'dkeeplikingyoubetter!
Ross:
Hey,Imarriedalesbiantomakeyoulookgood!
(Cuttolater.Rachelisintears)
Rachel:
You'reright!
Imeanyou'reright!
Itwasn'tjusttheWeebles,butitwastheWeeblePlayPalace,andandtheWeebles'CruiseShip.Oh,whichhadthislittlelifeboatfortheWeeblestowobblein.
Roger:
That'stough.Toughstuff.C'mon,Pheebs,we'regonnacatchthatmovie,wegottagetgoing.
Phoebe:
Oh,okay.Feelbetter,Rachel,'kay?
Roger:
Geez,we'regonnabelate,sweetie...
Phoebe:
Oh,okay.Listen,thanksforeverything,Mon.
Monica:
You'rewelcome.
Roger:
Listenguys,itwasgreatseeingyouagain.Mon,um,easyonthosecookies,okay?
Remember,they'rejustfood,they'renotlove.
(HeshutsthedoorandRossandMonicaflingcookiesatit)
Monica:
Hatethatguy!
(Throwsanothercookie)
[Scene:
TheHallway,ChandlerandJoeyarejustleavingMonicaandRachel's.]
Joey:
Night,youguys.
(Theynoticethatawomanissittingbytheirdoor)
Chandler:
Ohlook,it'sthewomanweordered.
Joey:
Hey.Can,uh,canwehelpyou?
Ronni:
Oh,nothanks,I'mjustwaitingfor,uh,JoeyTribbiani.
Joey:
I'mJoeyTribbiani.
Ronni:
Ohno,notyou,bigJoey.OhmyGod,you'resomuchcuterthanyourpictures!
(Joeystaresather)I-I'm,I'mRonni....CheeseNip?
Chandler:
Uh,Joey'shavinganembolism,butI'dgoforaNip,y'know?
CommercialBreak
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,RonniistalkingtoChandler.Joey'sdadisnotaround.]
Ronni:
Now,y'see,mostpeople,whentheirpetspasson,theywant'emsortalaidoutlikethey'resleeping.Butoccasionallyyougetyourpersonwhowantstheminapose.Like,chasingtheirtail,(Demonstrates)or,uh,jumpingtocatchafrisbee.
Chandler:
Joey,ifIgofirst,Iwannabelookingformykeys.
Ronni:
That'sagoodone!
(Joey'sdadenters.)
Mr.Tribbiani:
Hey,Joe.
Joey:
Dad,Ronni'shere.
Mr.Tribbiani:
Huh?
Ronni:
Hi.
Mr.Tribbiani:
Hey!
Hello,babe!
Whwhat'rewhat'reyoudoinghere?
Ronni:
Oh,uh,well,youleftyourgoodhairatmyapartment,Ifiguredyou'dneedittomorrowforyourmeeting.(Handshimthehair)
Mr.Tribbiani:
Thankyou.Uh...
Chandler:
So,who'supforabiggameofKerplunk?
Ronni:
Look,Iuh,Ishouldn'tacome.I-I'dbettergetgoing,Idon'twannamissthelasttrain.
Mr.Tribbiani:
Idon'twantyoutakingthatthing.
Ronni:
Oh,where'mIgonnastay,here?
Joey:
Who-ah-ho.
Mr.Tribbiani:
We'llgotoahotel.
Ronni:
(Shrugs)We'llgotoahotel.
Joey:
Noyouwon't.
Ronni:
Nowewon't.
Joey:
Ifyougotoahotelyou'llbe...doingstuff.IwantyourightherewhereIcankeepaneyeonyou.
Mr.Tribbiani:
You'regonnakeepaneyeonus?
Joey:
That'sright,mister,andIdon'tcarehowoldyouare,aslongasyou'reundermyroofyou'regonnalivebymyrules.Andthat
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