中考备考阅读理解幽默小品.docx
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中考备考阅读理解幽默小品
幽默小品
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Somepeoplerememberthethingsbywritingnotestothemselves.Thentheyleavethenotesinobviousplaces,suchasonthetableoronthefloorinthemiddleofthelivingroom.Idon’tthinkIliketowritenotestomyself.MostofthetimeIlosethemorforgettolookatthemuntilit’stoolate.IprefertouseanalarmclocktotellmewhatIshoulddo.Ihavetemalarmclocksinmyhouse.Theycouldtellmeaboutthings.Forexample,ifIhavetomakeatelephonecallatatertiantime.I’llsetanalarmclocktogooffafewminutesearlyandputtheclockbythetelephone.OrifIwanttowatchacertaintelevisionprogramme.I’llsetanalarmclockattherighttimeandputtheclockontopoftheTVset.IcanrememberalmostanythingifIusemyclocks.However,sometimesanalarmclockgoesoffandIdon’tknowwhatitmeans.Ialwaysremembersettingit,butnotwhyIsetit.Iftheclockisbythetelephone,IknowImayhavesetittotellmetocallsomeone,butIcan’tbesure.Imighthavesetittotellmyselfthatsomebodywastocallmeatacertaintime.
点评区
1.obvious明显的
2.MostofthetimeIlosethemorforgettolookatthemuntilit’stoolate.大多数时间我不就是把条子丢了,就是看到它时已太迟了。
3.I’llsetanalarmclocktogooffafewminutesearlyandputtheclockbythetelephone.我会把闹钟设定在前几分钟闹,将把钟放在电话机旁。
Ialwaysremembersettingit,butnotwhyIsetit.我只记得设定了闹钟但想不起来为什么事而设定。
字数
229
要求时间
4.5
实际时间
1.Somepeopleliketowritenotestothemselvessothattheycan______.
A.leavetheminobviousplacesB.rememberwhattodoatacertaintime
C.watchacertainprogrammeD.makeaphonecallatacertaintime
2.Idon’tliketowritenotestomyselfbecause______.
A.theyareeasytoloseorforgettolookatB.Idon’tknowwheretoputthem
C.myhandwritingispoor.D.itgivesmetoomuchtrouble
3.Ioftenuse_____tohelpmerememberthings.
A.anotebookB.acomputerC.telephonecallsD.alarmclocks
4.Sometimesanalarmclockcan’thelpmebecause_____.
A.IputtheclockinawrongplaceB.theclockgoeswrong
C.whentheclockgoesoff,IforgetwhyIsetitD.I’mnotsurewhomIshouldcall
5.Inthispassage,“gooff”means______.
A.startoffB.getoffC.goawayD.makesuddennoise
Key:
1.b2.a3.d4.c5.d
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Anoldfriendfromabroad,whomIwasexpectingtostaywith,telephonedfromtheairporttotellmethathehadarrived.Iwasstillattheofficeatthetime,butIhadmadearrangementsforhiscomingback.Afterexplainingwheremynewhousewas.ItoldhimthatIhadleftthekeyunderthedoor.AsIwaslikelytobehomeratherlate,Iadvisedhimtogointothekitchenandhelphimselftofoodanddrink.
Twohourslatermyfriendtelephonedmefrommyhouse.Atthemoment,hesaidhewaslisteningtosomeofmyrecordsafterhavingjusthadatrulywonderfulmeal.Hehadfoundapanonthegasstoveandfriedtwoeggsandhadhelpedhimselftosomecoldchickenfromtherefrigtoo.Now,hesaid,hewasdrinkingaglassoforangejuiceandhehopedIwouldjoinhim.WhenIaskedhimifhehadenteredthehousewithoutdifficulty,heansweredthathehadnotbeenabletofindthekeyunderthedoor,butfortunatelytheliving-roomwindowjustbytheappletreehadbeenleftopenandhehadclimbedin.Ilistenedtoallthisinsurprise.Thereisnoappletreeinfrontofmyliving-room,butthereisoneinfrontofmyneighbour’s.
点评区
1.arrangement安排gasstove气灶fortunately幸运
2.Iwasstillattheofficeatthetime,butIhadmadearrangementsforhiscomingback.这时候我还在办公室,但我已他的到来作安排。
3.butfortunatelytheliving-roomwindowjustbytheappletreehadbeenleftopen很幸运,起居室靠苹果树的那扇窗户留着没关
字数
230
要求时间
4.5
实际时间
1.Whenanoldfriendtelephonedfromtheairporttotellmethathehadarrived,______howtogettomyhouse.
A.IwassobusythatIforgottotellhimB.Iwastoobusytotellhim
C.ItoldhimD.Iwantedtotellhim
2.Sometimelatermyfriendrangmeupandtoldme______.
A.hedidn’tfindanythingtoeatB.hehadonlysomecoldchickentoeat
C.hewasfryingtwoeggsD.hehadhadafinemeal
3.Myfrienddidn’tfindthekeytomyhouse,because______.
A.therewasnokeyundermydoorB.Iforgottoleavemykeyundermydoor
C.hedidn’tcometomyhouseatallD.thekeyhadbeenstolen
4.Myfriendgotintothehouse______.
A.throughtheliving-roomwindowB.throughthebed-roomwindow
C.bythebackdoorD.bythefrontdoor
5.Myfriend______.
A.tookmyneighbourformineB.tookmyneighbour’shouseformine
C.tookmeformyneighbourD.tookmyhouseformyneighbour’s
Key:
1.c2.d3.c4.a5.b
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MrandMrsBrownweregoingabroadfortheirholiday.TheyhadadogcalledBlackiewhichtheywereveryfondofbuttheycouldnottakehimabroadwiththem,sotheylookedforagoodplacetoleavehiminwhiletheywereaway,andatlastfoundaplacewhichlookedafterdogsverywellwhiletheirownerswereaway.TheytookBlackietherejustbeforetheyleftfortheirholiday,andsadlysaidgoodbyetohim.
Attheendoftheirholiday,theygotbacktoEnglandverylateatnight,andastheythoughtthattheplacewhereBlackiewasstayingmightbeclosedatthathour,theydecidedtowaituntilthenextmorningbeforegoingtogethimback.
SothenextmorningMrBrowngotintohiscaranddroveoffhappilytocollectBlackie.
Whenhereachedhomewiththedog,hesaidtohiswife,“Doyouknow,dear,Idon’tthinkBlackiecanhaveenjoyedhisstayatthatplaceverymuch.Hebarkedallthewayhomeinthecarasifhewantedtotellmesomething.
MrsBrownlookedatthedogcarefullyandthenanswered,“Youarequiteright,dear.Hewascertainlytryingtotellyousomething.Buthewasn’ttryingtotellyouthathehadn’tenjoyedhisstayatthatplace.Hewasonlycomplainingthatyouwerebringingthewrongdoghome.Thisisn’tBlackie!
点评区
1.Bark吠叫
2.andastheythoughtthattheplacewhereBlackiewasstayingmightbeclosedatthathour,theydecidedtowaituntilthenextmorningbeforegoingtogethimback.由于他们认为那时候狗呆的地方可能关门了,于是二夫等到次日晨再去将狗领回。
3.Hebarkedallthewayhomeinthecarasifhewantedtotellmesomething.它在车上一路吠叫似乎要告诉我什么。
字数
245
要求时间
5
实际时间
1.TheBrownsdecidedtoleavetheirdogsomewherewhiletheywereawaybecause______.
A.theywerenotfondofhimanymore
B.theydidnotwanttotakehimwiththem
C.thedogrefusedtogowiththem
D.theywerenotallowedtotakehimabroad
2.They______beforetheyleftfortheirholidays.
A.askedafriendtotakecareofthedog
B.leftittotheirhousekeeper
C.tookittoanoldmanwholookedafterdogsverywell
D.foundBlackieagoodplacewheredogsweretakengoodcareof
3.ThedaytheygotbacktoEngland,they______.
A.wenttotheplacerightawaytogetBlackie
B.didnotgototheplaceatall
C.wenttocollecttheirdog,butthatplacewasclosed
D.waitedtherefortheplacetoopen
4.Asthedog______,hebarkedalltheway.
A.didnotrecognizeMrBrown
B.hadsomethingtotellhisoldmaster
C.hadnotenjoyedhisstayatthatplace
D.knewhewaswiththeirmastersagain
5.Whatdoyouthink“Youarequiteright,dear.”Means?
A.Shefullyagreedwithherhusband.
B.Shewassayingthatwhathedidwasright.
C.Thedogdidwanttotellhimsomething;hewasbringinghomethewrongdog.
D.Therewassomethingwrongwiththeirolddog.
Key:
1.b2.d3.d4.a5.c
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MissWhitewastheownerofalittlebakery.Shewasfortyyearsold,andshelivedalone.AcustomerwhocametoMissWhite’sbakerythreeorfourtimesaweekhadneveraskedforanygoodbread,but,strangelyenough,hewantedonlytwopiecesofhardanddrybreadeachtime.
OnedayMissWhitefoundonthecustomer’sfingeraredandbrowndirt.Sheguessedthatthecustomermustbeapoorartist.Helivedinanoldhouse,wherehepaintedpicturesandatedrybread.MissWhite,awomanwithakindheart,foundoutthatthecustomerbegantolookthinnerandverysad,soshewantedtodosomethingforhim.
Asusualthecustomercameagainandaskedfortwopiecesofdrybread.Suddenlyafireenginecamebywithagreatsound.Whenthecustomerhurriedtothedoortolook,MissWhitequicklycutthebreadwithaknifeandputalotofbutterintoit.Shecoveredthebreadwithpaperbeforethecustomerturnedbacktoher.Notlongafter,thecustomerreturnedandshoutedangrywordsatMissWhite.“I’llkillyou.Youhavemademypicturedirty.Ihaveworkedhardforthreemonthsdrawingapictureforanewbuilding.Ialwaysmakemydrawinginpencilfirst,andwhenit’sdone,Iruboutthepencillineswithdryhardbreadpieces.”Hearingthat,MissWhitefeltverysorryaboutit.
点评区
1.Bakery面包房
2.Helivedinanoldhouse,wherehepaintedpicturesandatedrybread.他住在一所旧房子里,就在那个地方他绘画,吃干面包。
Suddenlyafireenginecamebywithagreatsound.突然一辆救火车呼啸着走过。
字数
251
要求时间
5
实际时间
1.MissWhite______.
A.wastheownerofalargebakery
B.waskindtopeopleandreadytohelpothers
C.waskindtopoorartistsonly
D.hadonlyhardanddrybreadtosellinhershop
2.InChinese,theunderlinedword“customer”means______.
A.艺术家B.面包师C.建筑师D.顾客
3.Thecustomerneveraskedforanygoodbreadbecause______.
A.hewaspoorB.itwasnotdelicious
C.itwasnotusefulforhimD.helikedhardanddrybread
4.ThecustomerwasangrywithMissWhitebecause______.
A.shehadputtoomuchbutterinthebread
B.hedidnotlikebutteratall
C.shecoveredthebreadwithpaper
D.shehadmadehispicturedirty
5.Hardanddrybreadcanbe______.
A.usedtoruboutsomethingB.usedtoruboutanything
C.soldveryquicklyD.deliciousfoodKey:
1.b2.d3.c4
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