好运查理字幕.docx
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好运查理字幕
1、
Hi,Charlie,thereyouare.
Ninemonthsoldandlookhowcuteyouare.
AndlookhowcuteIam.
It'syourbigsisterTeddyhere,
AndI'mmakingthisvideodiary
Tohelpyousurviveour...
Specialfamily.
Oh,hey.Lookslikedadtaughtyouhowtoeatbananas.
Oh,andthere'smom,
Lookinglovelierthaneverthismorning.
Notinthemood.
Okay.Ithinkyou'vehadenoughbananas.
Sowe'reswitchingtosweetpeas!
You'regonnalovethem.Look,mommythinksthey'resoyummy.
Verysmart.Alwaysmakemommytryitfirst,okay?
Oh,andthere'syourolderbrotherPJ
Doingtoday'shomeworkatthelastminuteasusual.
It'snottoday'shomework.
Thisisyesterday'shomework.
There'sachanceyoutwowillbe
inhighschooltogether.
Oh,andthere'sdadpreparingforanotherday'swork.
Hekillsbugsforaliving.
Honey,comeon.we'vebeenthroughthis.
Idon'tkillbugs.
I'mapestcontrolspecialist.
Eitherway...
Sonowyou'vemetthewholefamily.
Forgettingsomebody?
Gabe!
nonono.Ididn'tforgetaboutyou.
Iwasjustsavingthebestforlast.
Gharlie,thatwasyouryoungerolderbrotherGabe.
YouwanttosaysomethingtoCharlie?
Youruinedmylife.
Okay,soit'stakingGabealittlebitlonger
Togetusedtoyou.Youwerekindofasurprise.
Ithoughtsurprisesweresupposedtobegood.
And...cut.
Okay,gang,listenup.
I'mgoingbacktoworktonightatthehospital
ForthefirsttimesinceCharliewasborn,
SoIwanteveryonetostayathome
-andhelpdadwiththebaby.-Wait...no,mom.
I'mnotgonnabeheretonight.
Ihaveastudydateatthelibrary.
Don'tyoumean"studly"date...
WithSpencer?
Oh,saveitforyourpillow.
I'msorry,Teddy,butyou'rejustgonnahavetoreschedule.
But,dad...
-Bob!
-Uh,dad'snotavailablerightnow.
Mom,don'ttakethisthewrongway,
Butwhydidyouguyshavetohaveanotherbaby?
Well,becausethreekidswasjusttooeasy.
Three'sforquitters.
AndTeddy,youknowbetterthantoschedule
astudydatewithaboyI'venevermet.
Comeon.asdad,it'smyresponsibility
toknoweverydetailofmykids'lives.
Ohyeah?
WhatschooldoIgoto?
Um...theonenamedafterthatpresident.
Hey,youknowwhat?
I'vegottodriveyoukidstoschool.
-Let'sgo.-Wait,Ihaven'thadbreakfastyet.
-Comeon,let'sgo.-Mostimportantmealoftheday
-Nevergotit.-Let'sgo!
-I'vegottagetyouto...Roosevelt?
-Lincoln.
Gotit.
Day'sallburnttoast
Runninglate,anddadsays
Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe
Iclosemyeyes,takeabite
Grabaride,laughoutloud
Thereitisupontheroof
I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvived
Sojusttakemyadvice
Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy
ButIknowyourfutureisbright
Hanginthere,Baby
Thereisnomaybe
Eveythingturnsoutallright
Surelifeisupanddown
Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround
You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe
Hanginthere,Baby
GoodLuckCharlieS01E01StudyDate
Bobhoney,I'mleavingforwork!
Okay,honey,here'sCharlie'sschedule.
Ittellsyouwhentofeedher,
Whentochangeherandwhentoputherdown.
Sweetheart,wouldyourelax?
Bigdaddy'sgotthisallundercontrol.
Okay,justbecausethat'sonyourbarbecueapron
Doesn'tmakeittrue.
Nowifcharliegetsfussy,herrubberduckywillcalmherdown.
They'reallovertheplace.Pleasebecareful...
-They'reallovertheplace.-Honey...
YouseemtoforgetIwasfullyinvolved
intheraisingofthreekids.
Oh,yeah?
When'smybirthday?
-July12th.-November23rd.
Gotit.
Goodluck,Charlie.
Mwah!
Bye.
Bye.
Hey,dad?
-Yeah?
-Ihaveahomeworkquestion.
Okay,fireaway.
Cantheaveragehumanlickhisownarmpit?
-Yeah.-Thanks.
Sowhatwasthat,likeasciencequestion?
Nope.
I'llgetit.I'llgetit.
I'llgetit.Nobodyelsegetit!
-Hi.-Hi.
Hi!
I'mTeddy'sdad.
Nicetomeetyou,sir.
Uh,SpencerandIarestudying
-forourbiologytesttomorrow.-Areyou,now?
Yes.yes,weare,socaneveryonepleaseleave?
Notyou.
-Teddy.-Yeah?
Ithoughtyourmomsaidnostudydate.
Yeah,atthelibrary.
Oh,right.
Okay,sothenyou'vetalkedtoheraboutthis?
OfcourseIdid.
Imean,I'm...I'mprettysureIdid.
It'sjustItalktosomanydifferentpeople
aboutsomanydifferentthings.
Whyisthereagiantbuginyourhouse?
That,myfriend,
isthejerusalemcricket,
Betterknowntothelaymanasthepotatobug.
-I'manexterminator.-Herewego.
Hey,haveyouseenmyadonlocalcable...
"Bob'sbugsbegone"?
Yeah,howdowemakeBobbegone?
Okay.you'vegothomeworktodo.
I'vegotadiapertochange.
Hers...notmine.
Iain'tthatold!
I'mgonnabeupstairs.
-Gabe...out.-Okay,fine.
Butwhen'sthathotguygettinghere?
Out!
-Kids.-Yeah.
Ohman,Ileftmybookatschool.
Oh,that'sokay,wecanjustsharemine.
-Isthatokay?
-Perfect.
Good,
CauseI'mallaboutthelearnin'.
-Letmejustgrabapencil.-Ohyeah,Imighthaveone.
IthinkIleftmypencilsatschool.
Metoo.
Ladiesandgentlemen!
PJandtheVibe!
Wow,soundslikeyouliverightnextdoortothatweirdPJkid.
Hmm.Yeah,he'snotnextdoor.
He'sdownstairs...
Andhe'smybrother.
Oh!
oh,I'm...I'msorry.
Yeah,metoo.
Waitwaitwait!
stopstop!
Emmett,youweresupposedtoopenwiththedownbeat.
Dude,I'mpercussion,
Letme"percush"!
Forcryingoutloud,guys!
What'sup?
Canyoupleaseturnitdown?
We'retryingtostudy.
Nocando,sis.There'sonlyonelevelinrock'n'roll.
Andthatisloud!
Whoawhoa.Ithinkwecanaccommodateyourlittlesister.
Excuseme,
ButthebandiscalledPJandthevibe.
Sowhat,theVibedoesn'tgetasay?
I...I'mthevibe.
Yeah,Igotthat.
Oh,soyougotmyvibe,huh?
I'mgonnabeoverhere.
-Turnitdownnow.-Youwillnotcensormyart.
Iwillnotbesilent!
hey!
IfIhavecomedownhereagain,
thisgetspluggedintosomewhereelse
Okay?
Yo,who'ssheuptherestudyingwithanyway?
Isthereasecondfineladyinthehouse?
Someguyshe'stotallyinto.
Ican'tbelieveshe'scheatingonme.
She'snotcheatingonyou.Shebarelyknowsyouexist.
No,see,ourrelationshipisjustdevelopingslowly.
-No,thereisnorelationship.-Yes,thereis.
-No,it'sallinyourhead!
-no,
it'snot,'causeevenmymumknowaboutit
Nowthen,wherewerewe?
Youknow,actually,Ithinkyouwerealittlebitcloser.
Allright...cellularrespiration.
-Doyoumind?
-notatall.
Whilewe'reatit...
-Whatareyoudoing?
-Oh!
gabe!
-Whatdoyouwant?
-Dinner!
Nobody'sfedmeallday!
AndIamstillpartofthisfamily,right?
There'sahalf-eatensandwichinthefridge
Knockyourselfout.
Allright.Nowmybrothersarealltakencareof.
-Good.-Andtherewillbenomoreinterruptions.
-Teddy!
-Oh,god!
-Whatdoyouwant?
!
-Ineedyou
towatchthebabyforasec.
No!
No!
Nobodytellsmom!
Comehere,Charlie.
Oh,yes.
-Charlie'sfine.-Ooh!
ButI'mnot.
Uh,Teddy,
TellPJtofireupthebugtruck,
IthinkIgottagotothehospital.
Oh,andTeddy,you'regonnahavetowatchthebaby.
No!
Okay.
Relax,bethehospitalin10mintues
Okay,justpleasepleasehurry.
Oh,wow!
Mybuttisonfire!
Thatissoweird!
Lastweek,EmmettandIwroteasong
Withthatexactsametitle.
That'sgreat,son.justpleasedon'tsing...
-Mybuttisonfire!
?
-Stopit.
It'sthesizeofatire!
Stopit!
-Punchbuggy!
-Ow!
Whatareyoudoing?
!
Couldyoudrive,please?
!
-Hey,youwanttoplaylicenseplategame?
-No!
Michigan.
-MaybeIshouldgo.-no!
Um,she'salmostdonewithbottle
Andthenshe'llgorighttosleep.
Thenwecanstudly...Imeanstudy.
Now,uh,wherewerewe?
Okay.
-Yeah.-Whatiscellularrespiration?
That'swhenglucoseandothercompounds
oxidizetoproducechemicalenergy,
-waterandcarbondioxide.-Mm-hmm.
Alsoknownaspoop.
Oh,boy.
Hanginthere,dad.
Wow!
Buttfirespreading.
-Where'sthedoctor?
-I'llgosee.
Okay,waitwaitwait.Wait.Wait.Wait.
Wait.wait.Wedon'twantmomtoknowwe'rehere,right?
Sopleasebecareful.
Justtryandblendin.
Dad,comeon.
It'shardforthistoblendin.
Justfiguresomethingout.
"figuresomethingout."
"figuresomethingout."
Mom!
You'rethedoctor?
Yes.
Iam.
Iamdoctor...
Shh...Chandrasooleewan.
-AreyouIndian?
-WeprefertobecalledNativeAmerican.
Areyousureyou'rearealdoctor?
Youlookkindayoung.
Yousoundlikemywife.
Okay,uh...
Whatseemstobetheproblem?
Ihaveafishhookinmylip!
-How'dthishappen?
-Mydadisnotaverygoodfisherman.
Hey,mine'snotaverygoodwalking-down-the-stairsman.
So...
I'mguessingyou'rea97-pounder.
Hush,littlebaby
Gobeddy-bye
Teddywantstokissareallycuteguy.
How'sitgoing?
Well,we'regettingthere.
Wellwellwell.Whathavewehere?
Emmett,whyareyoustillhere?
Well,Iwaslookingforthekitchen,
ButIseemtohavestumbledupontheballroom.
-hello?
-Teddy,it'sMrsDabneyfromnextdoor.
No,Ihavenotseenyourcat.
I'mcallingaboutyourbrother;
He'seatingmeoutofhouseandhome
Gabe!
Stepawayfromthepie!
Okay,I'llberightthere.
Allright.spencer,I'llbebackinliketwominutes.
Don'tgoanywhere.emmett,gosomewhere.
Sowhatdoyouthinkyou'redoingwithmygirlfriend?
She'snotyourgirlfriend
Okay,maybemeandyouneedtostepoutside...
Soyoucanwalkmetomybike.
Youheretogivememyspongebath?
-PJ?
-Hey,mom.
Whatareyoudoinghere?
I'lltellyouwhatI'mnotdoinghere...
Givingspongebathstobighairyguys.
So,mom,what's...what'sthehapps?
What's...
Hey,honey!
-Bob!
-Nicework,son.
Okay,what'sgoingonhere?
Dadfelldownthestairsandbrokehisbutt.
-Youweren'tholdingthebaby,wereyou?
-Um,yes...
Thenno,the
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