摩登家庭 第4季第15集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx
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摩登家庭第4季第15集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版
CliveBixby.
Whatasexysurprise.
Quickquestion.
Didithurtwhenyoufellfromheaven?
Becauseyou--uh...
I'mgonnacomeinagain.
WearewatchingbabyJoeonValentine'sDay
somydadandGloriacan...
-Makelove.-Ew.Don't.
Thepointis,wearecelebratingadayearly.
Sotheycanfinallybeintimate.
You've...morethanmadethatpoint.
I'mjustsayingit'salongwaitaftergivingbirth.
Sixweeks.
Icouldn'tkeepmyhandsoffthisoneforthatlong.
IcanonlyimaginewhatJay'sgoingthrough.
Voila.
Squareknot.Impressive.
Icanmakeanykindofknot.
It'slikeIhaveasailorinmymouth.
Ishouldcheckonthekids.
Haleytook'emtoamovie.She'snotevengonnaanswer.
Iknow,but,sweetie,Ihaveagoodreasontoworry.
Lukehadthatnastynosebleedthismorning,
andAlex,asusual,fainted.
She'sfine,andDunphymengetnosebleeds.
Itoldyouthiswhenwegotmarried.Itwasinmyvows.
I'mstillalittleunclearastowhyyouputtheminyourvows--
Justfinishthatdrink,prettylady.
Wegotabignightaheadofus.
Okay.
First,wehaveadatewithromance.
Athreesome,ifyouwill.
Fromhere,wemoveontoanold-fashionedblimpnic.
Nowisthattheonewherethemanhastofaceoutatthewoman...
It'sapicniconablimp.
Champagne,cheese,andthisbeautifulcitybeneathus.
Thatactuallysoundsreallyromantic.
Afterthat,weswapourearplugsforsomeearmuffs,
Andtakeafewmoonlitturnsaroundthelocalicerink.
Fromthere,it'saquicktripbacktothehotel,
-where...-I'mspinning.
Well,Iwouldn'tstartwiththat,
but,uh,we--wecanworkourwayuptoit.
No.I'mfeelingreallyweird.
Catchthat,Clive?
Justtellmewhatyouwant.
Juliana?
Claire?
Oneofyouneedstoanswerme.
Bloodpressure'sstillgood.
IthinkIcansendyouhome.
Great.Soitwasprobablyjustlowbloodsugarorsomething?
See,honey?
Itoldyouitwasnothingtoworryabout.
Well,it'snotnothing.
Youdidhaveasmallheartepisode.
Dr.Coben,thismayhavebeenmyfault.
IthinkIwasbeing...toosexy.
Yeah,Idon'tthinkthat'sanissue.
Yousureaboutthat?
Um,doctor,you'renotsayingthat
Ihadaheartattackorsomething,right?
Notatall.Whatyouhaveisaveryminorarrhythmia,
knownaswolff-parkinson-whitesyndrome.
It'shereditary,soyou'reoffthehook.
Oh,yeah.Mymomhasthat.
We'lltreatitwithmedication
andhaveyoubackinacoupleofdays.
Inthemeantime,justtakeiteasy.
Okay.Thankyou!
Iguessweshouldtellyourdad
wecan'twatchthebabytomorrow.
No.No.
Idon'twanteveryonetoknowaboutthis.
They'rejustgonnagetworried
and--andmakeabiggerdealofitthanitis.
Sweetheart,promiseme?
Ipromise.Iknowit'snotthatbigadeal.
Thisisahugedeal...
forwhichI'mpartlyresponsible,
inspiteofwhatClaire'slesbiandoctorsays.
Hey,honey,Iwasjustreadingaboutthiswolff-whitething.
It'snotthatserious.You'regonnabefine.
Iknow.
Who'sreadytohittheice?
-What?
-Comeon.
Somebodypromisedmeamoonlitskate.
Butdidn'tthedoctorsayyouneededtotakeiteasy?
Oh,that'sjustoneofthosethingstheyhavetosay,
Like,"Youcan'tdrinkwhenyou'repregnant."
Comeon.We'renotgonnaseriouslyblowoffvalentine'sday,
arewe?
No.Ijustthoughtwhy...icethingsdown
whenwecouldheatthingsup?
-Oh,Ilikewherethisisgoing.-Right?
-Yes.-Yeah?
Ye--no!
Honey,Iknowwhatyou'redoing.
You'retreatingmelikeapatient,
-andyoupromisedthatyouwouldn't.-No.
No,no,no,no,no.Ijusthadabetteridea.
What?
Side-by-sidecouplesmassage.
Justyou,me,andacoupleCambodianguys
toworkusovergood.
Specific.
Whatisthat?
Youthinkthekidsarehome?
Thatsoundslikemorethanourthree.
Theythinkwe'renothome,andthey'rehavingaparty.
-I'mkillingthem.-No,no,no.No,no,no.
"A"--it'smyturntokillthem.
"B"--youneedtoorderupthosemassages.
It'sunder"BestnumberoneU.S.A.Coca-colagoodtimemassage."
Whatthehellisgoingon?
!
Dad?
Whatareyoudoinghome?
Sothisishowitis?
We'regoneforaminute,andyouguysthrowaparty?
No!
Justtextedmomwe'rehavingagoodtimeatthemovies.
Itworkseveryt--aah!
-Sothisisaregularthing?
-No!
Youknowthedrill.Coolersourb--aah--ack!
Enough!
Turnoffthemusic!
EverybodywhoIdidnotcreate,getoutofmyhouserightnow!
Idon'twanttogetupset.
I'vebeenthroughenoughtonight.
-Whathappened?
-I'mnotsupposedtotellyou.
Whenyousayitlikethat,wemakeitworseinourhead.
Fine.It'snobigdeal.
Yourmotherhadtogotothehospital.
-Oh,mygod!
-What?
!
Thatissomuchworsethanitwouldbeinourheads!
She'sfine.Shejustpassedoutalittle.
Somethingtodowithherheart.
-Likeaheartattack?
!
-Momhadaheartattack?
!
-Momalmostdiedofaheartattack?
!
-No!
Shehadalittleepisode,probablytriggeredbyme.
Shejustneedstorest.
Foronce,let'snotthinkaboutourselves.
Phil,everythingokay?
Fine!
I'mcoming!
Justactlikeeverything'snormal.
Oh,andif,uh,twoCambodianguysshowup,
Sendthemtoourbedroom.
Kidshadafewfriendsover.
Ihandledit.
Soyou'regoodathandlingthings.
Youlike?
Melove,butisthisappropriatemassagewear?
Theywerebusy,whichiswhatweshouldbegetting.
Honey.
Honey,areyousurethisisokayforyour--aah!
Honey,areyousurethisisokayforyour--aah!
Salty.
Istillhaveafewmoves.
Mm,that'sthechips,sweetie.
-Oh,sorry.-Right.
Mom,weneedtotalktoyou.
Dadtoldusnottosayanything,
Butwe'rereallyworriedaboutyou.
-Youtoldthem?
!
-No!
Youhadaheartattack?
-Phil!
-ThatisnotwhatIsaid.
Kids,everythingisfine.
-Call9-1-1!
-Oh,god!
Herheartexploded!
Oh,mygod!
Ididitagain!
Phil,it'syournose!
Thisistheonething--
TheonethingIaskfromyouisnottomakeabigdealofthis,
Andyoucouldn'tevendothat.
Honey,youneedtostaycalm.
No,Idon't,becauseIamfine.
Weareallfine.
-Oh,god.-Haley,reviveyoursister.
Notinthemoodforanapology,Phil.
Good,'causeyou'renotgettin'one.
I'mallowedtoworryaboutyou.
Yeah,whenthere'ssomethingtoworryabout.
Butthiswasnothing.Itoldyou,mymomhasthis.
WhichIjustfoundoutabouttoday.
Howhasthatnotcomeupin20years?
Iwas...gettingtoit.
Look,Iknowyoufeellike
youhavetobetherockforthisfamily
andworryabouteverybody'sboyproblemsandnosebleeds
And...whohasenoughgreens.
They'resupposedtocoverhalftheplate.
Claire,stopit.
I'msayingyoucouldletustakecareofyou
everyonceinawhile.
Likeforexample,whenyouclutchyourchestandcollapse.
Thishouseisn'tgonnacrumbleinthedust
ifyouletyourselfbevulnerable.
Wedon'tknowthat.
Wecouldfindout.
Itwaskindofscary.
Ofcourse.
-UntilIknewwhatitwas,andthen---Don'truinit.
Ijusthaveonemorequestion.
Didithurt?
Well,IblackedoutbeforeI--
Whenyoufellfromheaven?
Nailedit.
Nailedit.
YoujusttakecareofClaire.WegotJoe.
Gloria?
Si,miamor?
Happyvalentine's--
Wait.Wait.Wait.Time-out.
ThatwasPhil.Theycan'twatchJoetoday.
Clairewasintheemergencyroomlastnight.
-Issheokay?
-She'sgonnabefine,
-But,youknow,shehadalittlebit---Okay,good.
Ilovehowyoulookinthissuit.
Let'sseehowitlooksonthefloor,okay?
Okay,butIgottabeinameetinginonehour.
Ay,that'ssocutethataftersixweeks,
youthinkyou'regoingtoneedanhour!
Happyvalentine'sday!
It'stheonetimeoftheyear
whentheworldtriestobeasromanticasIamallthetime.
-Goodluck,world.-Getout.
Anyway,sinceyou'realmostdonedressingJay...
Howaboutweheadtoschoolearly?
I'llcheckmyhairandmeetyouinthecar.
Gloria,I'llbebackintwohours,tops.
Wedecidewhodoeswhatwhenyoucomeback.
Igotaticketrunningaredlight...
Solet'smakethisworthit.Putthekiddown.
Ican't.He'sbeingarealPritchett.
Weneedtocomeupwithadifferenttermforthat.
Watch.
Watch.
Okay,IusedtohaveaTVgotreceptionlikethat.
Letmetry.Hey,JoeJoe.Heybuddy.
Guytoguy,
you'reblockingmealittlebit.Youknowthat.
Yes,youdo.Yes,youdo,Joe.
Hey,howaboutahalf-hour?
Whatdoyousay,pal?
Huh?
Canyoudoit?
Attaboy!
I'veneverbeenmoreattracted...toyou.
Proveit.
-Areyoukissing?
-That'sabitofamoodkiller.
Mydaddieskissalot.
Andflatlined.
MitchandCamarehavingapartyforvalentine's.
Clairewassupposedtotakecareofher,butnowshecan't.
Lily,we'resohappytohaveyouhere.
Ihaveabigsurpriseforyou!
Look!
Abrand-new,shinyTVremote!
Lookscomplicated.
Justkeephittingallthosebuttonsuntilsomethinggoodhappens.
Justkeephittingallthosebuttonsuntilsomethinggoodhappens.
That'smyplan,anyway.
Wherewereallthesedistractions
thenightthatJoewasconceived?
I'mkidding.He'sablessing.
CanIhelpyou?
Yeah,I'mHarlan.I'mheretodoyourbabyproofing.
Jay,I'vebeenwaitingforthisappointmentforweeks.
I'vewaitedlongerformine.
Thehumanracehassurvivedforathousandyears
withoutthesefoambumpersand--andgateseverywhere.
Hell,Iusedtodrivetothesupermarket
withMitchellandClaireonthehoodofthecar.
Whendideverybodygetsooverprotective?
Maybewhenkidsstartedflyingoffcars.
Howlong?
NormallyIhavehelp,butDale,uh...
YoumetDaleattheshop.He'satallguy.
-He'smysister'skid---Hey,listen.
YouandIaregonnabangthisoutinaboutanhour.
Wheredoyouwantit?
IknowalotofpeoplethinkthatI'mattractedtoJay
becauseofhismoney,butthey'rewrong.
I'mattractedtohimbecause
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