破产姐妹第三季第九集台词.docx
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破产姐妹第三季第九集台词
C:
stealinghan’sdish,sowedon’thavetocleanoursathomeisgenius.Andalittlesad.
M:
areyoukidding,thisisthegreateastthingthat’shappenedtomesinceIgotmyperiod(来月经)thismorning.
H:
max,caroline,youarestealingmydishes?
C:
damnit,Ididn’tthinkyoucouldseeupthishigh.
H:
andIdidn’tthinkyoucouldsinkthislow.ok,stop,youarealreadyrobbingmebehindwithyou“Iamawaitress”scam(骗局)
M:
sorry,butthingshavegottenkindofmessyathome.yesterday,IhadtotakeashowertoshowerofftheshowerItook.(我因为洗了澡所以又洗了澡)
O:
youtwoshouldgetacleaninglady.ihaveawomanIpaytocleanmyapartment,sheisexpensive,butshemaychargeyoulessifyoudon’talsohavesexonher.i’lllookingtoit.
B:
mygrandmothercleanedthehousefreeofcharge.ofcourseshedidn’thaveasayinthematter.(对这事她也没有发言权)
C:
let’sjustasksophie,shehasacleaningservice.wehavetodosomething,yesterday,Isawaroach(蟑螂)walkoutofourapartment.
M:
look,I’mgonnatellyouwhatItoldthatguywhoaskedmetousemybutttosmuggleopium(让我用屁股走私鸦片的家伙).i‘lldoit!
C:
bereadymax,wehavetoleaveassoonasthecleaningladygetshere.it’shousekeeperetiquette(管家礼仪).inmyoldlife,Igotospinclass(形体课)andlunchwithfriends,butyouandIwilljustgooutsideandwatchtheguywhoisjustgotoutofjaildopull-ups(引体向上)
onthelightpost.
M:
calvin’sout?
I’mnotgonnaleave.iwanttowatchhercleanmymess.yeah,baby.i’vewaitedmywholelifetohaveaservant.ithoughtyouweregonnabeitforthefirstfewweeks.andthenIrealizedyoucan’tdoanything.andeventhoughsophiegaveusadiscount,themaidstillhastocallme“youhighness”(殿下).mostlybecauseI’mpretty“highness”(嗑药嗑嗨了)rightnow.
S:
hi,girls,hereIam,sophiefromsophie’schoicecleaningservice,meetyoucleaningladypaulina.
P:
paulina,meetthegirls.she’dshakehands,butsheonlyhasonearm.
C:
sophie.shecanhearyou.
P:
sowhat?
iknowI’mmissingarm.it’snotnews.
S:
soshelostanarm.ilostmygoldearringdownthegarbagedisposal.(垃圾处理站)butIwastooafraidtoreachintoit.because,well,yeah.
P:
don’tworry.ihaveonearmbutIcleanlikeIhavethree.iputonmoremakeup,thenIstart.
C:
I’msorry,Ididn’trealizewhenIorderedacleaninglady,Ihadtospecify(指明)Iwantedonewithtwoarms.
S:
youcan’taffordtwoarms!
yousaidyouwantagoodprice,halfthearm,halftheprice.
M:
isthathowshelostthearm,sophie?
youcutitoffsowecouldgetadiscount?
S:
oh,sure,yeah,IsawoffherarmsoIcouldsaveyou10bucks.
P:
Istartinbedroom.
M:
wait,beforeyoudo,onequestion.how’dyouloseit?
jamefranco(电影明星)situation?
youhavetocutitofftogetloose?
you’ernotsayingno.(你没否认)
S:
oh,youknowwhat,let’snotgothere.youknowithappened,itwasinthepast.
P:
Iwastrappedunderthisbigtruck.
S:
wegetit,Idroveover(碾过)yourarm.
M:
hey,don’tevenbotherlookingformygoodjewelryinthere.becauseI’malreadywearingallofit.
P:
oh,I’mjealousIdon’thavearmtowearcheapjewelry
C:
max,Ifeelbadforher.see,thisiswhyyouleave.incasetheyshowupwithtwomuchmakeupand(或者)notenougharms.
M:
relax,sheistough.remindsmeofayoungme.whichmeansIbettergohidemypillsfromher.
C:
max,shescareme,
M:
oh,comeon,sheisarmless(武器)
C:
everythingok?
youneedanyhelp?
P:
Ididn’tgetthisfarinthisbusinessbytakinghelp.helpme!
can’tyouseeIgotonearm?
C:
notgonnabeaproblem.iwouldoccationallyhelpmymaid….youarenotinterested.
P:
lift!
lift,weakgirl.lift
C:
max,comeonhere.weneedhelpliftingyourmattress.(床垫)canyougiveusahand.
M:
no,leaveitalone!
don’tliftupthemattress!
P:
ah,porno(色情书刊),yourmindisasdirtyasyourapartment.
M:
yes,it’sporn.sowhat?
what’sthebigdeal?
it’sjustthebodyinitsnaturalform,spread-eagle(手脚伸展)onamotorcycle.
C:
whyissomushofitfromthe80’s?
M:
Ilikemustaches,okay?
andit’smultitasking(更多目的).iamlookingformyfather.stoplooking.stoplookingrightnow.
C:
whyareyousuddenlyembarrassed?
pornhubisyourhomepage.(主页)
C:
hey,itthisabrochureforpastry(面点)school?
whyareyouhidingapastryschoolbrochure.
M:
yourfaceisapastryschoolbrochure!
C:
max,itisgreatyouareinterestedinpastryschool.idon’tknowwhyyouareembarrassed.
M:
yourfaceisembarrassed.
C:
comeon,Ireallythinkthatthisissomethingweshouldtalkabout.
M:
yourfaceissomethingweshouldtalkabout.
P:
youmadethescaryonemad.thatwasdumbmove.(愚蠢的举动)
C:
yourfacewasdumbmove.,max,younevercamehomeafteryoustormedout(非常气愤地出去),soIbroughtyouyouruniform.
M:
Iliveherenow.mynewroommates,thebroom(扫帚)andthemop(拖把)don’tsneakaroundlookingaotmystuff.igoteverythingIneed.
C:
well,mabyyournewbroommatewillholdyourhairwhenyoudrinktoomuch.which,fromthelooksofit,willbeinaboutanhour.max,wereallytotalkaboutthisschoolbrochure.
M:
look,justbecauseIhaveapastryschoolbrochure,doesn’tmeanI’mactuallygonnagotopastryschool.justlikehavingthosepornmagazinesdoesn’tmeanI’mactuallyridearoundonatigerperformingunspeakableactswithsailors(海员),probably.pastryschoolisthesameasporn.it’sjustadumbfantasy.
C:
pastryschoolisnotlikeporn.thereisnothinginthisbrochureaboutagirlongirlcroissant.(羊角包)
M:
that’sgoodtoothpaste.
C:
pleasestopbrushingyourteeth.wehaveashift(轮班)todolater.
Ok,themanhattanschoolofpastry
M:
yourfaceisthemanhattanschoolofpastry
C:
youknowitisn’t.max,youcouldgohereforreal.(你真的可以去那里)tuitionisonly3000ayear.alot,butdoable.(可行)
M:
alot,butdoable?
arewetalkaboutpastryschoolorfatguyatlastcall?
(上次的电话)
C:
hereweare,max,yourdreamstartsnow.
M:
what,theonewhereI’mablackmermaid(当我进了黑美人鱼电影公司吗)?
C:
couldyourelax?
we’erjustlookaroundandgetanapplication.seeallthatgorgeousequipmentyougettouseifyouwenthere?
finallyyou‘dhaveamixingbowlthat’snotahollowedoutwatermelon.(挖空的西瓜)
M:
canyouhelpme,sheisholdmeagainstmywill.
C:
sheiskidding.ifyoukeepthisup(继续这样),younglady.youarenotgettingicecreameon,hereistheoffice.
M:
whatever.arewealmostdone(完事)here?
igotacourtdate(开庭日)later.
C:
hi,
D:
hi,
C:
I’mnotsurewe’reintherightplace.
D:
areanyofusreally?
(是真的吗)
C:
we’dlikeanapplication.couldyouhelpus?
D:
oh,god,Ihopeso.iwasn’texpectingsomethingthishighpressuremyfirstdayback.let’sjustsayI’vebeenunderobservationatthenuthouse(精神病院).ok,application.
C:
itisformax,here.shewasveryimpressedbyyourbrochure.
D:
oh,pasrtyschool.exciting,right?
D:
Iwaschefhereonce.andthenIwasn’t.oh,look,foundtheapplication.wow,reallydidn’tthinkIwasgonnabeabletohandlethat.
Man:
bebe,ifyou.ohbonjour,goodmorning
D:
chefNicolas,thesegirlsarehereforanapplication.don’tworry.ihandledit.almostdidn’t,thenIdid.
Man:
nicework,bebe.
C:
oh,doIdetectaFrenchaccent?
oui?
M:
ohmygod,Ican’twatch.
Man:
Frenchindeed,I’mchefNicolas,ownerandheadchef.
M:
isitoveryet?
C:
thisismax,theapplicationisforher.
M:
sup(口语:
怎么了),frenchie?
youeatsnails?
Man:
itlookslikebebeforgotthesecondpage.
D:
oh,boy,fogotthesecondpage.that’snotgood.ithoughtIhandledit.Didn’thandleit.
Man:
itisok,bebe,breathein.(吸气)breatheout(吐气)
D:
that’sgoodstuff.(效果不错)
Man:
shewasquitebrilliant(她很有天赋),thenshewasn’t.here,fillthatout.andthenextstepisthepastryexam.applicationwillhavetomakeaclassictart(馅饼),bringthemintomorrowformetotaste.andwewillgofromthere.soundgood?
M:
whatever.maybeI’llthinkaboutit.
Man:
ok,well,maybeyouwill.nicemeetingyouboth.hopetoseeyoutomorrow.chef.
M:
hecallmechef!
yay!
let’sgogeticecream!
no!
C:
no!
youshouldgetstartedonthattart.itisdue(到期)tomorrow.
M:
Igotplentyoftime.besides,pressureupsmygame.(压力越大,表现越好)Iperformmybestwhenthere’saguntomyhead.askanyofmyex-boyfriends.
C:
thisissonothowIpreparefortests.istudiedthreeweeksforapapsmear.涂片试验(用于筛查子宫颈癌)
M:
don’tworry.igotthis.atartisjustlikeacookiewithsomepudding(布丁)onit,right?
C:
max!
what’sgoingoninthere?
M:
turnsoutatartismorethanacookiewithsomepuddingonit!
C:
youhavebeenheresixhours.yousaidyouhadthis.(你能搞定)
M:
IthoughtIhadthis!
turnsoutIdon’t!
ihaven’tevenfinishedashell!
ididn’tknowtherewasashell.didyouknowtherewasashell?
C:
everybodyknowsthereisashell.whattheshowiswrongwithyou?
M:
I’matartwhocan’tmakeatart!
C:
youcouldhavemadenineshellsbynow
M:
Idid,theyallinhere,look!
it’slikeshell-mageddon(暴乱)!
oh,screw(螺丝钉)it(不管了).thisone’sgonnabethereinaminute.let’sjustgetitoverwith.(扔了他)
C:
no,youcandothis.here,here.thisstilllooksreadytogo.(这个看起来还不错)
M:
lookatme.lookatme.i’mawasteoftwoarms.ican’tmakeatart!
H:
how’sthetartcoming
C:
han,younotsafe,leave!
H:
youhaven’tevenfinishedtheshell?
that’stheeasiestpart
M:
han,thisisyourface.
H:
well.ishouldgetgoing.ididn’tknowshecouldtakebitchtothenextlevel.
M:
Iamsoscrewed.(我完了).ifinallyfoundasituationmyboobscan’tgetmeouof.
C:
hey,max.now,Ihaveallthefaithintheworldinyou.but,hereisatartfromstop’nshopincaseyouwantedtohandthisonein.
C:
no,earl,maxisnotacheater.
M、e:
sincewhen?
C:
sheisgoingtomakeherowntart.you,out.
M:
Iamnevergonnamakethisshell.ican’tevengetitinthepanright.
C:
max,thatlooksright.
M:
omg!
igotitinthepanright!
icandothis!
C:
youdidit,Iknewit,Ihelpedyou.wearebesties!
M:
youarenotsafe,leave.
C:
I’mtellingyou,max,I’vetastedalotoftarts.andyoursisdelicious.
M:
youarenotthefirstmantotellmethat.thefirstmantotellmethatisinjail.
C;herehecomes.
N:
ok,thankeyouforcoming.sha
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