南方公园 第一季第5集英文.docx
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南方公园第一季第5集英文
Episode105-AnElephantMakesLovetoAPig
OriginalTitle:
AnElephantFucksAPig
Cast
EricCartman
StanMarsh
KyleBroflovski
KennyMcCormick
Ms.Crabtree
Mr.Garrison
Mr.Hat
Bebe
Pip(PhillipPirrip)
Terrence
Bill
Faussey
Shelley
Jesus
Dr.Mephesto
MutantStan
Chef
EltonJohn
Jimbo
OfficerBarbrady
RandyandCarolMarsh
Anelephant
Fluffy
CameoAppearancebySparky
[BusStop]
Cartman:
HeyStan,where'dyougetthatblackeye?
Stan:
Nothing,Imu-Imean,nowhere.
Cartman:
Yoursisterbeatyouupagain,huh?
Stan:
No!
Cartman:
Eheh,youknow,heh,yoursisterkickedyourass.
Stan:
She'sjustpissedoff'causeshegotheadgearatthedentist.She'stakingitoutonme.
Kyle:
Yeah,butthatsucks,togetyourbuttkickedbyagirl,Stan.
Cartman:
Iwouldneverletawomankickmyass.Ifshetriedanything,I'dbelike,"hey,yougetyourbitchassbackinthekitchen,andmakemesomepie!
"
Stan:
Myparentsdon'tevenbelievethatshebeatsmeup.Theythinkshe'sallinnocentandsweet,butIknowthatshe'sanevilbitch!
Cartman:
BeamanStan.Justsay,"Heywoman,ye-youshutyourmouthandmakebabies."
Stan:
HeyKyle,what'sthatelephantdoing?
Kyle:
[thecamerapullsbacktogettheelephantinthepicture]Youmeanthisone?
Stan:
Yeah.
Kyle:
He'smynewpetelephant.
Stan:
Whoadude!
Where'dyougetapetelephant?
Kyle:
IgotitmailorderedfromAfrica.Theadsaiditwouldtake4to6weeks,butitonlytookthree.
Stan:
Wow,that'scool!
Kyle:
Noit'snotcool!
Mymomwon'tletmekeephiminthehouse.Shesayshe'stoobig,andthathispoopisbiggerthanourcouch.
Cartman:
That'swhymymomgotmeapot-belliedpig.Causeitspoopissmall.
Kenny:
(Heyyouguys,ItalkedtoGarrisonandhetoldmethatthey'realmostthesame.)
Stan:
Wellyeah,butpigsaren'tsmart,likeelephants.
Ms.Crabtree:
[pullingup]Hey.Waitaminute.Whatisthatthing?
Kyle:
Uh,oh,this,thisis,thenewretardedkid.
Ms.Crabtree:
Oh--I'msorrylittlegirl.Butyoustillcan'tgeton.Youhavetotakethespecialedbus.
[Shotofretardedkidbus.Retardednoisesofprotestareheard]
Kyle:
Boy,itlookslikeyou'renotwelcomeanywhereelephant.Seeya.[entersthebuswithStanandKenny]
Cartman:
[entering]Ifawomanevergavemecrap,I'dsay,"Hey,yougodomylaundryand-"
Ms.Crabtree:
SITDOWNKID!
!
!
Cartman:
[stung]Yesma'am.
[Mr.Garrison'sClassroom]
Mr.Garrison:
Andnowchildren,ourfriendMr.Hatisgoingtotellusallaboutgeneticengineering.
Mr.Hat:
That'srightMr.Garrison,geneticengineeringisanexcitingnewscience.YoucansplicetheDNAfromsomeanimals,andmakethembetter.
Kyle:
Mr.Garrison?
Mr.Garrison:
YesKyle.
Kyle:
Withgeneticengineering,canyoumakeanelephantsmaller?
Mr.Garrison:
Well,uh,ye,yes,Isupposeyoucould.Youcould,spliceelephantgeneswithadog,orcat,ora,pot-belliedpiggenes.
Kyle:
That'sit.I'mgoingtocombinemyelephantwithapot-belliedpigandmake卲ot-belliedelephants.[theclassgasps]They'dbesmartlikeelephants,butsmalllikepigs.
Stan:
That'dbecool!
Bebe:
Iwantapot-belliedelephant.
Pip:
Yes,I'llpayfiftydollarsforone.
Terrence:
That'sstupid.
Kyle:
ShutupTerrence,wecangeneti-calengineeranythingwewant.
Terrence:
Ohyeah,IbetIcangeneticallycloneawholehumanbeingbeforeyoucrossbreedandelephantandapig.
Kyle:
I'llbetyoucan't.
Terrence:
Watchmeplebeian.
Mr.Garrison:
Well,spankmyassandcallmeCharlie.Isn'tthisexciting,twoA+studentsinacloningwar.
Mr.Hat:
YesMr.Garrison,geneticengineeringletsuscorrectGod'shorrible,horriblemistakes,likeGermanpeople.
Mr.Garrison:
Youknow,youboysmightwanttovisittheGeneticEngineeringRanchoutsideoftownforsomehelp.Andyoucouldbothusethisforyoursciencefairprojectsnextmonth.[Thebellrings.Mostoftheclassleaves,buttheFourstaybehind]
Kyle:
GeneticEngineeringRanch!
Sweet!
Stan:
Wait,wait.Westillneedapig.
Kyle:
WecanuseCartman'spig.
Cartman:
Ehh,youleaveFluffyoutofthis!
Kyle:
We'renotgonnahurther,wejustneedsomeofherblood.
Cartman:
You'renotusinganyofFluffy'sblood,orelseI'llkickyouinthenuts.Kyle,Kyleno!
[Theboysleave]
Mr.Garrison:
[stepsforwardtostopStan]Uh,uhuh,Stanley,canItalktoyouforaminute?
Stan:
Okay.
Mr.Garrison:
Icouldn'thelpbutnoticethatblackeyeyouhave.Arethereproblemsathome?
Stan:
[Despondantly]Yes?
Mr.Garrison:
Ohdear.HereStanley,sitdown,havesomecocoa,andtellyourfriendMr.Hatallaboutit.[Stansitsdown.]
Mr.Hat:
I'myourfriend,Mr.Hat,Stan.Youcantellmeanything.Now,whohitsyou,isityourfather,oryourmother?
Stan:
Oh,neither.It'smysister.
Mr.Garrison:
[indignantly]Yoursister?
!
OhforPete'ssake,don'tbesuchalittlewuss.StopwastingMr.Hat'stimewithpansylittlefoo-fooproblems,and,givemebackmycocoa!
[Stan'shouse.ATVisheard]
Jesus:
Let'sopenthephonelinesbackupforsomequestions?
Shelley:
[TurnstoseeStancomingoutofthesofa'sshadow]Hey!
Robert:
Yeah,isthisJesus?
Jesus:
Yes,myson.
Stan:
HiShelley.
Shelley:
Areyoulookingatmyheadgear?
Stan:
Headgear?
Whatheadgear?
Shelley:
Areyoulookingatmyheadgear?
Stan:
Oh,uhgoshuh,Ididn'treallynotice.
Shelley:
[getsupandglowersathim]Youlittleliar.[startsadvancing]
Stan:
[retreating]No,Ithinkitlooksterrific.ItmatchesyourAAAAAH!
[turnstorun,butshehashisarm]
[ShelleyproceedstobeatthelivinghelloutofStan.ShetossesStandownthestairsintothebasement,thenapproachesthedoorway.Heclimbsout,butsheflipshimbacktowardsthelivingroom,thengoesfortheTVanddropsitonhishead.AftertheTVshortsout,heremovesit,butshethrowshimlikeabasketballoutthewindow,wherehisfriendsarewaiting]
Kyle:
ReadytogoStan?
Stan:
Gowhere?
Kyle:
TotheGeneticalEngineeringRanch.
Kyle:
WegotCartman'spigsowecanspliceitsgeneswithmyelephant's.
Cartman:
Nobody'ssplicin'nothingfromFluffy!
Shelley:
[fromthebrokenwindow]IswearI'mgonnakillyouStan!
Kyle:
Why'syoursistersomeantoyoudude?
Cartman:
Yeah,ifsomesissychicktriedtokickmyass,I'dbealllike,"Hey,listen,missy,eh,yewhydon'tyougoknitmesweaterbeforeIslapyouintheface!
"
Shelley:
[appearsatthebrokenwindow]Whosaidthat?
[Allstayquiet.CartmanpointstoKenny]
SOUTHPARKGENETICENGINEERING
R A N C H
KEEP
OUT
[Theboysapproachtheentrance]
Kyle:
Thismustbeit.[Lightningstrikestheranch]
Cartman:
[abitwary]Well,lookslikenobody'shome.Guessweshouldcomebacksomeothertime.
Kyle:
No,Cartman,we'regoinginthereandsplicingFluffyandmyelephanttogether.
Cartman:
It'sokayFluffy,Iwon'tletthemhurtyou.
Kyle:
It'sjustastupidpig.
Stan:
Yeah,quitbeingsuchababy.
Cartman:
Baby?
!
Well,atleastIdon'tgetmyasskickedbyagirl!
Stan:
AtleastI'mnotalittlepigfucker!
Cartman:
Hey!
I'mtakingmypigand匰crewyouguys!
I'mgoinghome!
Thiswholeidea'sstupidanyway.
Kyle:
WhatthehellwouldyouknowyoufatsweatyMongoloid,younevergethigherthana'D'!
Cartman:
Hey!
Whydon'tyougobacktoSanFransiscowiththerestoftheJews?
!
Kyle:
There'snoJewsinSanFransisco,youretard!
Cartman:
I'llkickyouinthenuts!
Mephesto:
CanIhelpyou?
[Allgasp]
Kenny:
[pullshishoodclosed]Mmmmmm!
[pause]
Kyle:
Uh厃eah厀ewanttocrossbreedanelephantwithapig.
Mephesto:
Brilliantidea,hugeelephant-sizedpigs.
Kyle:
No,no,no.Wewanttomakelittlepot-belliedelephantsthatpeoplecankeepintheirhousesaspets.
Mephesto:
Ohh,that'sanevenbetteridea.Comeonin.
[InsidetheSouthParkGeneticEngineeringRanch]
Mephesto:
I'msopleasedthatyouchildrenareinterestedingeneticengineering.
Cartman:
Eh,it'sokayFluffy,nobody'sgoingtohurtyou.
Mephesto:
It'sthankstothewondersofgeneticengineeringthatsoontherewillbeanendtohunger,disease,pollution,evenwar.Ihavecreatedthingsthatwillchangetheworldforthebetter.Forinstance,hereisamonkeywithfourasses.
Monkey:
Mhhh.
Kyle:
Howdoesthatmaketheworldbetter?
Mephesto:
Andhere,ofcourse,ismyfourassedostrich.Andmyfourassedmongoose.
Stan:
Doyouhaveanythingbesidesjustanimalswithfourasses?
Mephesto:
Oh,uh,Isupposesouh.Ohyes,overhere.HereIhaveratssplicewithducks,andgorillassplicedwithmosquitos,andhereIhaverabbitssplicedwithfishtomakelittlebunnyfish.
Cartman:
Heyyy,thesebunnyearsaretiedonwithlittlestrings.
Mephesto:
Andoverhere,swisscheesesplicedwithchalk,andabeard.
Kyle:
Well,whataboutourpot-belliedelephant?
Mephesto:
Oh.WellI'msorrychildren,but,pigandelephantDNAjustwon'tsplice.Haven'tyoueverheardthatsongby'Loverboy'?
Stan:
Whichsongisthat?
Mephesto:
Diindoon-pigandelephantDNAjustwon'tsplice!
[stops]Although,maybeIcouldhelpyouaddafewassestothatswineofyours.
Cartman:
YoucankeepyourhandsoffofFluffy'sass!
Mephesto:
Youknow,it'samazingwhatwecandowithalittlebloodsamplethesedays.[pricksStanwiththesyringe]
Stan:
Ow!
Mephesto:
Hmm?
What?
Oh,excuseme.
Kyle:
Wait,whatareyoutakingStan'sbloodfor?
Mephesto:
Oh,pardonme,Itripped.CouldIhavesomehairplease?
Kyle:
WatchoutSta
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