Desperate Housewives 2x02 You Could Drive a Person Crazy.docx
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DesperateHousewives2x02YouCouldDriveaPersonCrazyDesperateHousewivesEpisode2x02YouCouldDriveaPersonCrazy-MaryAliceVoiceover:
PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives-Lynette:
Whyonearthwouldyouletthemfingerpaintbeforebreakfast?
Tom:
Itsmyjobtocleanthatup,soitsmycall.MaryAliceVoiceover:
Somehouseholdsreversedroles.Karl:
Letsgivethisanothershot.MaryAliceVoiceover:
Someoldflames.Susan:
Youwantmeback?
Karl:
Yeah.MaryAliceVoiceover:
.wereputout.Dr.Craig:
Ithastobesomethingyoureingesting.Whopreparesyourmeals?
IunderstandyouvebeenhavingsomemaritalproblemsMaryAliceVoiceover:
.andwhilesomelearntoforgive.Mike:
Deirdregotpregnantbeforeiwenttojail.Susan:
Zachisyourson,isnthe?
Mike:
Yep.Susan:
Wow.MaryAliceVoiceover:
Otherscouldnotbringthemselvestoforgettheirpast.EndofRecap-WisteriaLane-Daytime(Ayoungboyonabicycleinthemiddleofthestreetdeliversnewspapers.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
TheremarkablethingaboutDannyFarrellwasthathehadonlybeenapaperboyforsixmonths.Andinthattime,hehadbecometheenemyofeverywomanonWisteriaLane.Iftherewasapuddleonsomeonesproperty,hefoundit.(FlashbacktoDannytossinganewspaperintoasmallpuddle.GabriellelooksdownatthepaperinthewaterandlookstowardDannyinanger.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
Ifanewrosebushhadjustbeenplanted,hedestroyedit.(FlashbacktoDannytossinganewspaperdirectlyintoarosebushwithyellowflowersbendingtheblooms.BreeseesthedestroyedflowersandlookstowardtheretreatingDannywithdisgustandanger.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
Ifacatwasenjoyingamomentinthesun,heendedit.(FlashbacktoDannytossinganewspaperrightnexttoacatonthelawn.Thecatisstartledandtakesoff.IdaGreenbergseesthenewspaperonthelawnthatfrightenedhercatandlookstowardthepaperboyinanger.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
PeoplewonderedifDannywouldeverchange.(Dannypullsapaperoutofhisvest,anditfallsintothestreet.Helooksatit,shrugs,andcontinuesbikingdownthestreet.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
TheyshouldhavetalkedtoSusanMayer.(Susancomesoutherdoorinherrobeholdingacupofcoffee.SheseeshernewspaperlyinginthemiddleofthestreetwhereDannyhaddroppedit.Shesetshercoffeedownandstartstowardthemiddleofthestreet.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
Shecouldhavetoldthem:
obnoxiousboystendtobecomeobnoxiousmen.(Susanbendstopickupherpaperandhearsadooropen.ShelooksupatEdiesnewlybuilthouseandseesherex-husbandKarlcomeoutinhisboxershortsandarobe,searchingforthepaper.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
Justliketheoneshehadbeenmarriedto.(SusanrushesovertoEdieshouse.)Susan:
Hey!
Karl,Iseeyou.Juststoprightthere!
(Karlpicksupthenewspaperandbeginswalkingbacktothehouse.HestopswhenhehearsSusanyelling.)Karl:
Hey,SusieQ.Susan:
Whatareyoudoing?
Karl:
JustgettinthepaperSusan:
ThatsEdiespaper,andthisisEdieshouse!
Karl:
Dowehavetodothisnow?
Ihaventhadmycoffeeyet.Susan:
DidyouspendthenightwithEdie?
Oh,mygod!
Karl:
Susie,justcalmdown.Susan:
Youareforbiddenfromeverseeingheragain.Doyouhearme?
Forbidden!
Karl:
Weredivorced.YoucanttellmewhoIcandate.Susan:
Iliveonthisstreet.Yourdaughterlivesonthisstreet.Iwillnothaveyouflauntingyoursexcapadesinfrontofus.Karl:
Sexcapades?
Susan:
Forbidden!
Karl:
I,I,Iwouldlovetocontinuethis,butitstimeforbreakfast,andEdieismakingmeaFrittata.Susan:
Well,Ijustbetsheis!
(SusanstormsbacktowardherhouseasKarlgoesbackintoEdieshouse.Dannypullsupbehindheronhisbicycle.)Danny:
Mrs.Mayer,Igottatalktoyou!
Susan:
Oh,nowisnotagoodtime,Danny.Danny:
Youreamonthbehindinyourpayments.Susan:
Illtakecareofit,Ipromise.Danny:
Mydadsays,ifyoureadsomethinganddontpayforit,thatsthesameasstealing.(SusancontinuesstormingbacktoherhouseasDannypedalsbesideheryelling.IdaGreenberg,acrossthestreetpushinghergrocerycart,stopstowatchthescene.)Susan:
Hi,Ida.(toDanny)Canwetalkaboutthislater?
Ijustfoundoutmyexisdatingmyneighbor,andImreallytickedoff.Danny:
Saveit!
Iprovideyouaservice,andIdeservetobepaidforthatservice.(SusanwatchesDannybikeaway.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
Yes,thewomenofWisteriaLanebelieveDannyFarrelltobetheenemy.(DannyturnsbacktowardSusanashebikesawayandyells.)Danny:
Deadbeat!
(SusanthrowsthenewspapersheisholdingtowardtheretreatingDanny.Thenewspaperfliesthroughtheairandendsupinthefrontspokesofthebike.ThebikestopsabruptlyandDannypitchesforward,flyingoverthehandlebars.)(Susangasps.ShelooksguiltilytowardIda.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
Theyalsobelievedtheenemyofmyenemyismyfriend.(IdagivesSusanathumbsup.Susansmiles.)-OpeningCredits-WisteriaLane-DaytimeMaryAliceVoiceover:
Beautifullawns,spacioushomes,happyfamilies.Thesearethehallmarksofsuburbia.Butifyoulookbeneaththeveneerofgraciousliving.(Ayoungwomanopenshergaragewitharemote.Thedoorstickshalfway,thengoesbackdown.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
.youwillseeabattleraging,abattleforcontrol.(Theyoungladyhitstheremotehardseveraltimes,butthedoorcontinuestogoupanddownonlyhalfway.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
Youseethecombatantseverywhere,engagedintheirroutineskirmishes.(Boysplayballonanicely-keptfrontyard.Amancomesoutyellingatthem.)Man:
Hey,keepoffthegrass!
Goon,getouttahere!
(Childrenarewaitingonthesidewalkonthewaytoschool.AcrossingguardentersthestreetwithaStopsign.Acargoeswhizzingby.Anothercarhonks.)MaryAliceVoiceover:
.fightingfiercelytohavedominionovertheworldaroundthem.CrossingGuard:
You!
Oaf!
(TheguardthrowstheStopsignatthepassingcar.)-LynettesHouseMaryAliceVoiceover:
Allthewhileknowing.itsabattletheywilllose.(Lynettecomesdownstairswithhercoffeecup.Shewalkstothekitchensinkandseesitisfullofdirtydishes.Tomissittingatadirtykitchentabledoingacrosswordpuzzle.Parkerisalsosittingatthetable.PennyisinherhighchairnexttoTom.)Tom:
Oh,hey,honey,um,juststickthatanywhere.Illtakecareofit.Lynette:
Wow.Itsreallypilinup.Tom:
Oh,uh,dontworry.Ihaveasystem.Lynette:
Really?
Tom:
Yeah,everytwodays,Iclean.Lynette:
Twodays.Tom:
Yeah,Iletthemessaccumulatefortwodays,andthenIcleanuntilitssparkling,andthen,uh,thecyclestartsalloveragain.Lynette:
AndwhyhaveIneverseenthesparklingpart?
Tom:
Well,becausebythetimeyougethomefromwork,theboyshavemessedeverythingupagain.Lynette:
See,thatswhatIwouldcallaflawinthesystem.Tom:
Whatareyoudoing?
Lynette:
IthinkImaskingyoutocleanthehouse.Tom:
Really?
Causeitsoundstomelikeyourecriticizingme.Lynette:
No.No,no,no,no.No.Imnotsayingithastobesparkling.Tom:
HowmanytimesdidIcomehometoamessandIneversaidaword?
Lynette:
Please,donttakethisthewrongway.Ithinkyouaredoingaterrificjob,butletsbeclear.Whenyoucamehome,itwastoclutter.Imean,comeon,thisismorethanthat.(Lynettepicksupadishwithaforkstucktoit.Abuggoesscurryingacrossthetable.LynettehitsitwiththeWallStreetJournalsheisholding.)-PashmuttisDryCleaners(BreeandPhyllisarestandingatthecounterwaitingasMr.Pashmuttiishandingdrycleaningtotwoladies.Hechatswiththem.)Phyllis:
Lookathim,justchattingaway.Soinconsiderate.Bree:
Phyllis,weveonlybeenwaitingherefortwominutes.Phyllis:
ItoldyouwhenweleftthehousethatIneededtoeat.Ihavelowbloodsugar.Doyouwannaseemekeelover?
Bree:
No.Intheory.(Mr.PashmuttihandsBreeherdrycleaning.)Mr.Pashmutti:
Hereyouare.Bree:
Thankyou.Mr.Pashmutti:
Bytheway,Mrs.VandeKamp,Iheardaboutyourhusbandspassing.Imsosorry.Dr.VandeKampwasoneofmyfavoritecustomers,truly.Bree:
Thatsverysweetofyou.Thankyou.Mr.Pashmutti:
Imnotjustbeingpolite,Mrs.VandeKamp.Howareyoufeeling?
Bree:
Well,Mr.Pashmutti-Phyllis:
Wereholdingupasbestwecanunderthecircumstances.Bree:
Imsorry.Thisis,uh,Rexsmother,Phyllis.Mr.Pashmutti:
Imsosorryaboutyourson.Phyllis:
Thankyou.Youknow,thehardestthingistoloseachild.Mr.Pashmutti:
Icantevenimagine.Bree:
Comeon,Phyllis.Letsgetyousomethingtoeat.Phyllis:
Wehadnowarning.IwasdoingdisheswhenIgotthecall.Mr.Pashmutti:
Really?
Bree:
Phyllis,therearepeoplewaiting,so.(Breewalksaway.Phyllisstaysputandbeginstalkingtothepeopleinline.)Phyllis:
Excuseme.I,Imsosorry,butmysonjustpassedaway.Stranger:
Oh,Imsosorry.Phyllis:
Thankyou.Imean,IwastellingMr.Pashmuttihere,mylifeis,isover.Mylifeisover!
(Mr.PashmuttiandtheotherslookonsympatheticallyasPhyllissobs.Breeshakesherhead.)-JailVisitingRoom(GabriellesitsacrossfromCarlosatalongvisitorstable.Alsoatthetableareotherprisonerswiththeirvisitors.Carloshasacheckbookinfrontofhimonthetable.)Gabrielle:
Thisisridiculous,youknowthat?
Carlos:
Pen.(Shehandshimapen.)Gabrielle:
DontyouthinkIhavebetterthingstodothantobringyoucheckseveryday?
ChecksthatIcouldbesigningathome?
(Hehandsthepenback.)Carlos:
Thisonesdry.(Shepullsanotheronefromherpurseandhandsittohim.)Gabrielle:
Youknow,takingawaymyaccesstoouraccount,thatsjustvindictive.Carlos:
Thankyou.Gabrielle:
Doyouknowhowlongittakesmetoschlepoutheretothishellhole?
Carlos:
Exactly.ItstheonlywayIcanguaranteeyoullcomeandvisitme.Gabrielle:
Thatsridiculous.Youremyhusband.Iloveyou.Obviously,Iwouldcomevisit.Carlos:
Ithoughtitwasobviousthatwhenyoulovesomeone,youwouldnthaveanaffair.Iwaswrong,wasntI?
Gabrielle:
Imgettingreallytiredofthissong,Carlos.Isntitabouttimeyouforgaveme?
Carlos:
Youwantmyforgiveness,yougotit.Mytrust,thatyouregonnahavetoearn.Gabrielle:
Becareful,Carlos.Upuntilnow,Ivebeenreallylonelyin
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