六人行中英对照621 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeths Dad.docx
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六人行中英对照621TheOneWhereRossMeetsElizabethsDad
621TheOneWhereRossMeetsElizabeth’sDad
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Phoebe,Rachel,Chandler,andMonicaarethere.Rachelisreadingeveryone’shoroscope.]
Rachel:
Okay,Chandler!
Chandler:
Okay.
Rachel:
Andyourhoroscopesays,"Onthefifthaspecialsomeoneisgoingtogiveyouagift."
Chandler:
(ToMonica)Oh,wellthankyouinadvance.(Kissesher.)
Rachel:
Op,butthetwelfthbringsalover’sspat.
Monica:
(ToChandler)Youaregoingtomakeajokeaboutmyspecialpresent!
Whywouldyoudothat?
!
Rachel:
Oh,waitandonthenineteenthasecretcrushannouncesitself.
(PhoebewinksandlicksherlipswhileeyeingChandler.)
Joey:
(entering)Heyguys!
Chandler:
Hey!
!
Rachel:
(ecstatic)OhmyGod!
It’sJoeyTribbianiofMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.!
!
!
!
!
!
!
(Everyoneclapsandcheers,Joeymimicslookingaboutwithagun.)
Chandler:
Ohthat’sright.It’syourfirstday!
Soareyoupsychedtofightfakecrimewithyourrobotsidekick?
Joey:
AmIpsyched?
TheleadinmyownTVseries?
I’vedreamedaboutthisforyears!
WhyhaveInotbeenpreparing?
!
Phoebe:
No!
Joey,you’regoingtobegreat!
Joey:
ButIgottoactwitharobotPheebs,and-andIdon’tknowanythingabouttechnology!
Ican’tevenuseChandler’scomputerexcepttofindporn!
And-andthat’sonly‘causeit’srighttherewhenyouturniton!
Monica:
Ithinkourlover’sspatwillstartalittleearlythismonth.
Phoebe:
(inasexyvoicetoChandler)I’llbewaiting.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,timelapse.Phoebeisnowlookingatthecoversoftwodifferentbooks.]
Chandler:
Areyoujudgingthembytheircovers?
Becauseyou’rereallynotsupposedtodothat.
Phoebe:
No,I’mjustdecidingwhichonetouse—I’mgonnastartwritinganotherbook!
Rachel:
Be-becausethelastonewassuchabigseller?
Phoebe:
Well,ifyoumustknowIhavewritten14books.AndasIamtheonlyonewhohasreadthem,Icantellyouthattheyallhavebeenverywellreceived.
Ross:
(entering)Hey!
Chandler:
Hey!
Rachel:
Hey!
Ross:
Whatareyouguysdoinglater?
Phoebe:
Oh,RachelandIhaveappointmentstogetourhaircut.
Rachel:
(ToPhoebe)Wedo?
Phoebe:
Iwanttoseewhathewantsfirst.
Rachel:
Okay.
Ross:
(continuing)IjustfoundoutthatElizabeth’sdadwantstomeetme.
Chandler:
Waitaminute,holdthephone!
You’renotElizabeth’sdad?
!
Ross:
Comeonguys,I-Ireallywantthisguytolikeme.It-itwouldreallyhelpmeoutifyouguyswereheretomakemelookgood.
All:
Ofcoursewe’llhelp!
Yeah!
We’llbehere!
Ross:
Thanks!
Monica:
Weknowhowtoughthoseparent/teacherconferencescanbe.
[Scene:
Pier59Studios,it’sthesetofMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.TheproducerisshowingJoeyaroundtheset.]
TheProducer:
(walkingintoMac’soffice)Souh,here’syourofficeset!
Joey:
Wow!
Huh?
(Picksupthephone)MacMacaveli,PrivateInvestigator!
TheProducer:
(checkinghiswatch)Let’sgetyouintowardrobeforafitting.
Joey:
Okay.Heyuh,whendoIgettomeettherobot?
TheProducer:
I’msorry,whydon’twedothatrightnow?
He’srighthere.(Pointstoaguy.)
Joey:
Okay.
TheProducer:
JoeyTribbiani,thisis…
Joey:
Ohwow!
He’ssolifelike!
(Startstouchingtheguy’scheeks)Unbelievable!
(Hestartstuggingontheguy’sears.
TheProducer:
ThisisWayne,themanwhocreatedandoperatesC.H.E.E.S.E.
Joey:
(slapsWayneonhischeek)Howdoyoudothere,Wayne?
(Backsaway.)
TheProducer:
I’llletyoutwoguysgetacquainted,huh?
(Walksaway.)
Joey:
Okay.Sorryaboutthat…(Mimicsthatcheekthinghejustdid.)Uh,sowhere’sC.H.E.E.S.E.?
Wayne:
C.H.E.E.S.E.isrighthere.(Heputsonhisheadset,picksupthecontroller,andwheelsC.H.E.E.S.E.in.C.H.E.E.S.E.isjustaplainoldrobotontracks;hekindalookslikeNo.5inthemovieShortCircuit.)
C.H.E.E.S.E.:
(Waynewithacomputerizedvoice)NicetomeetyouMac!
Joey:
(laughs)Thisislikethetemporaryrobot,right?
Wayne:
No.Why?
Joey:
Well,I-Ijust,Ijustitwasgoingtobelikeareallycoolrobot,y’know?
Liketheterminatororuh,whenIfirstsawyou.
Wayne:
Ispenttwoyearsdevelopingthismachine,it’sabsolutelystateoftheart.
Joey:
I’msorry,itjust—Idon’tknowitdoesn’treallylooklikeitcandoanything.
Wayne:
Itcandothis.(HemovesC.H.E.E.S.E.’sarmclosetoJoey’sspecialareaandhejumpsback.)
[Scene:
CentralPerk,RossisatthecounterdrinkingcoffeeasElizabethenterswithherdad,Paul.ElizabethgoestokissRoss,buthejustkissesherontheforehead.BythewayPaulisplayedbyBruceWillis.Yes,thatBruceWillisfromMoonlighting,DieHard,andArmageddon.]
Elizabeth:
Thisismyfather,PaulStevens.Dad,thisisRossGeller.
Ross:
It-it’sgreattomeetyouPaul.
Paul:
IusuallypreferElizabeth’sboyfriendstoaddressmeasMr.Stevens.
Ross:
Ofcourse,ofcourse,Mr.Stevens.
Paul:
SoRoss,whatyourproblem?
Ross:
Eh-wh—Excuseme?
Paul:
Whycan’tyougetagirlfriendyourownage?
Ross:
That’sfunny.Umm….(Pause,thenserious)It’snotfunny.
Paul:
Idon’tlikeyougoingoutwithmydaughterRoss.
Ross:
Okay.Ican,Icanseethat.Umm,butIthinkifyougivemeumm,onechanceIcan,Icanchangeyourmind.
Paul:
Okay.
Ross:
What?
Paul:
Okay.I’llgiveyouonechancetochangemymind.(Rosslaughsinrelief)Yougotoneminute.(Rosssuddenlygetsworried.)
Elizabeth:
Daddy!
Paul:
Fine!
Twominutes.Go.
Ross:
Thisis—you—(Rossstartslaughing.)
Paul:
(laughsthencheckinghiswatch)1minute50seconds.
Ross:
Okay,ummIwantyoutoknowthatIhaveneverdoneanythinglikethisbefore.Imean,ImeanI’vebeeninum,relationshipsingeneral,uhbutIhaveneverdoneitwithastudent—ImeanInot—notit!
Imean,ImeanIdon’t—Wehaven’tdoneit.Uh,Imean,Imean,we’ve-we’ve-we’vedonestuff.(Paulisnotamused.)Okay,okay,ajoke,ajoke—lightenthemood.Umm,twoguysgointoabar.OneofthemisIrish.
Paul:
I’mIrish.
Ross:
AndtheIrishguywinsthejoke!
(Monica,Chandler,andPhoebeenter.)
Monica:
Ross!
!
Chandler:
Ross!
Monica:
Howcrazythatwe’drunintoyou!
Ross:
OhGod,thankyou!
(Runsandgivesallofthemagrouphug.)Umm,uh,Mr.StevensI’dlikeyoutomeetmyfriendsuh,thisisPhoebe,Monica,andChandler.
Phoebe:
You’reElizabeth’sfather,huh?
Icanseenowwhereshegetsherruggedhandsomeness.
Monica:
(obviouslyattractedtohim)Is-is-istherea-aMrs.Stevens?
Chandler:
There’saMr.Bing!
Paul:
No,unfortunatelyLizzie’smompassedawayshortlyaftershewasborn.Iraisedherbymyself.
PhoebeandMonica:
(sympathetic)Ohh!
Paul:
Igetthatalot.
Ross:
Okayumm,whydon’twealltakeaseat,y’know?
Anduh,andI’llgetusallsomeuhsomecoffees—(HegoestopulloutElizabeth’schair,butPaulstepsin)—Yeah,whydon’tyou.(Paulpullsoutherchair)Uhandyouguyscantalkaboutwhatever,whateveryouwant.Y’know?
Whateverpopsintoyourhead.(HeturnshisbacktoPaulandElizabethandpointstohimselfforChandler,Monica,andPhoebe.Thenhegoestoorderthecoffee.)
Monica:
Y’know,itissostrangeseeingRossherethistimeofday,‘causeusuallyhe’sgotthechildren’shospital.
Phoebe:
Yeah.Notlookingfordates.(Monicaturnsinhorror.)
Elizabeth:
Souh,MonicaisRoss’ssister.
Monica:
Andhe’sagreatbrother!
Paul:
Ihadasister.
Monica:
Ohh!
Paul:
Shepassedaway.
MonicaandPhoebe:
(sympathetic)Ohh!
Paul:
Oh,youdon’thavetodothateverytime.
Chandler:
ButuhRoss,Rossisagreatguy!
Iwasroommateswithhimincollege.Uh,funnystory…(HestartslaughingthennoticesthatPaulisn’thappy.)You’reroommateincollegedieddidn’the?
Paul:
Apartofhimdidyes.
Ross:
(returningwiththecoffee)OkayherewearePaul,Elizabeth.(Hesetsdowntheircups.)SoIhopeyouguyswerefindingsomethingtotalkabout.
Chandler:
Yes,wewerejust…
(Rachelrunsin.)
Rachel:
Hi,I’msorryI’mlatebutIamready,readytotalkyouup!
WhendoesLiz’sfathergethere?
Paul:
I’malreadyhere.
Rachel:
Oh!
Rossissooogreat!
[Scene:
Monica,Chandler,andPhoebe's,Phoebeisworkingonherbookatthekitchentable,Monicaisonthecouch,andChandlerisenteringfromthebathroomcarryingapackageoftoiletpaper.]
Chandler:
Heyhoney,yougotthekindwiththelittlegirl,yousaidweweregonnatogetthekindwiththebaby.
Monica:
No,yousaidthebabycreepsyouout.
Chandler:
No,thelittlegirlcreepsmeout.
Monica:
Yousaidthebaby.
Chandler:
Whywouldthebabycreepmeout?
Monica:
Whywouldthelittlegirlcreepyouout?
Phoebe:
(writingfrantically)Youguys,I’msorry,couldyoupleasetalkalittleslower?
Chandler:
Thisisgoinginyourbook?
Phoebe:
Yeah,it’saboutrelationships.Y’know?
Thetraps,thepitfalls,whatnottodo,keepgoing.Thisstuffisgreat!
Monica:
What?
!
Excuseme!
Phoebe:
Andhownoneofitmatterswhenthepeoplereallyloveeachother.(ChandlerandMonicakiss.)Andhowpeoplewillbelieveanythingyoutellthemaslongasit’sacompliment.
[Scene:
CentralPerk,RachelistherealoneasPaulenters.]
Rachel:
(seeinghim)Ohhi!
Paul:
Hi!
Hi.(He’slookingaround.)IthinkIleftmykeysheresomewhere.
Rachel:
Oh!
Welllet’slookforthem.(Findssomeunderoneofthecouchcushions.Ithasapink,fuzzyballonthekeychain.)Oh-oh-hey!
Arethesethem?
Paul:
No.
Rachel:
Allright!
(Throwsthembackunderthecushion.)
Paul:
Oh,heretheyarerighthere.(Picksthemupfromunderneaththecornerofthecouch.)
Rachel:
Ohgood.
Paul:
Thanksforyourhelp.(Startstoleave.)
Rachel:
(chasingafterhim)Oh,wait!
Sorry,Mr.Paul?
Mr.Paul?
Paul:
JustcallmePaul.
Rachel:
Paul.Umm,IjustwantedyoutoknowthatRossreallyisagreatguy.
Paul:
Wellmaybeyoucandatehimthenthatwouldsavemethetroubleofkillinghim.(Rachellaughsthenstartslookin
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