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英语幽默短剧剧本
中小学英语版情景对话
英语情景对话--交流
Gettingpeople’sattention引起别人注意
1.CanItalktoyou?
能和你谈一下吗?
2.Canwetalk?
能一块儿谈谈吗?
3.Let’stalk.我们谈谈吧。
4.Excuseme.Yougotaminute?
对不起,能耽误你一分钟吗?
5.MayIhaveawordwithyou?
能和你说句话吗?
Launchingconversationwithapieceofnews.讲述一条消息来打开话题
1.Listenup.听着。
2.Nowhearthis!
你听着!
3.Getaloadofthis.你听听这个。
(load:
大量,许多)
4.Areyoureadyforthis?
想听着。
5.Guesswhat?
你猜怎么的?
Askingotherpeopleiftheyunderstand问别人是否听明白了
1.Doyouunderstand?
你明白吗?
2.DoyouknowthatImean?
知道我的意思吗?
3.SeewhatImean?
明白我的意思吗?
4.DoyouknowwhatI’mtalkingabout?
知道我讲的是什么吗?
5.KnowwhatI’msaying?
知道我在说什么吗?
Indicatingthatyouunderstand表示明白对方的意思.
1.Ihearyou知道了.
2.Igotyou.明白了.
3.Icanseethat.这一点我明白.
4.Ihearwhatyou’resaying.我明白你的意思.
5.Okay,Iknowjustwhatyoumean.嗯,我明白你的意思.
Ifyoudonotcatchwhatwassaid假如你没听清对方说的话.
1.Ibegyoupardon?
对不起,你说什么?
2.Whatwasthat?
你说什么?
3.Saywhat?
你说什么?
4.Excuseme?
Whatdidyousay?
对不起,你说什么?
5.I’msorry.Imissedthat.对不起,我没听清.
英语情景对话,商务英语对话-赞同&反对
Agreement&Disagreement赞同&反对
Simpleagreement简单的赞同语
1.Yes.是的.
2.Yeah.是的.
3.Yep.是的.
4.Yup.是的.(yeah,yeh和yup都是口语中yes的变体.)
5.Sure.当然.
Sayingthatyouagree.表示赞同
1.Iquiteagreewithyou.我很赞同你的看法.
2.Ishareyourviewonthat.对这件事我们看法一致.
3.I’msureyouareright.当然你是对的.
4.Idon’tthinkanyonewoulddisagree.我想没人会反对.
5.Ihavenoproblemwiththat.对这一点我没有异议.
Qualifiedorpartialagreement有保留的或部分赞同
1.Couldbe.也许.
2.Ifyousayso.既然你这么说.
3.Soitseems.好像是这么回事.
4.Sotospeak.可以那么说.
5.Inamannerofspeaking.不妨这么说吧.
Simpledisagreement简单的反对语
1.No.不
2.Nope.不
3.Notreally.不是吧.
4.Notatall.绝不是
5.Ofcoursenot.当然不是
Sayingthatyoudisagree.表示不同意
1.Idon’tthinkso.我不这么想.
2.Doyoureallythinkso?
你真的这么想吗?
3.Don’tbetoosure.别那么肯定.
4.Don’tspeaktoosoon.话不要说得太早.
5.Iwouldn’tsaythat.我并不那么忍为.
Showingstrongdisagreement表示较强烈的反对.
1.No,Iwon’tagree!
Don’twasteyourbreath.不.我不会同意的.别跟我这儿费口舌.
2.Doyouexpectmetoacceptthat?
你以为我会接受吗?
3.Overmydeadbody!
我死也不会同意!
4.Whatareyoutalkingabout?
你在说什么呀?
5.Areyoukidding?
你在开玩笑吗?
A:
todayismy!
but,Ialmostforget.对了,今天是我的生日。
我几乎忘了
B:
Happybirthday,A!
Hereisapresentforyou.Ihopeyoulikeit.
A:
Oh,great!
Iloveit!
YouknowI'vebeenexpectingthisforalongtime.
B:
I'mverygladtohearthat.
C:
hi,Dtodayweareyougoing?
D:
wo,todayisA‘sbirthday。
Haveyouforgetten?
C:
I`vegottogetabirthdaygiftforA。
Whatareyougoingtogether?
D:
tiisasecret
C、D:
Happybirthday,herearegiftforyou.
A:
Oh,chocolates,Ilovechocolates
D:
hat'sintheboxthen?
A:
Oh,whatanicetoycar!
E:
I`vegotarealproblem.
F:
What`stheproblem?
E:
youknow。
TodayisaA’birthday
F:
yes,Whatareyougoingtogether?
E:
Ineedtogetsomethingmorethoughtful.
F:
Iboughtheranicenecklace.
G:
hiB。
Whereareyou?
B:
I'mintheAhouse,youcome?
G:
I'vejustboughtapresent。
'llbecoming
B:
Yes,hdon'tknowwhereyouputhimovertoplay
G:
Well,waittomeet
G、H:
HappybirthdayA,Wearrivedlate.Thisisapresentforyou,ihopeitcanpromotebest
A:
Oh,great!
Iloveit!
Youknow。
Hthankyoucancometoday
H:
Yes,becauseiknowyoutodaythemostbeautiful
A:
Comehere;letmeintroducesomefriendstoyou.
GH:
E,Youareso,right?
E:
Tell,iamhappystarved
H:
Oh,a,wewillblowoutthecandlesout
A:
Igetacake.oh,andacolaandi'mthirsty
H:
Whatshallicometohelp?
A:
Friendsandcomethisway.
CDF:
Wow,whatabeautifulcake!
F:
However,oryouthemostbeautiful
D\F:
Wow,a,wheredidyoumakethecake,i'veneverseenanythingsobeautiful
A:
Thenexttimeigiveyoua
H:
Blowoutthecandles,A,butfirstmakeawish.
A:
WhatshouldIwishfor?
B:
Anythingyouwant,butdon'ttellus.Ifyoutellyourwish,itwon'tcometrue.
A:
Buti'mgettingold,so
BEC:
Wewereold,buttoday,wewouldliketowaitonyouthequeenas
A:
Fancytoday,somanypeople,thankyouforyour
GFCD:
Afteryouallhappinessoftodayisthemostimportant
A:
Letthecandleblew
A:
Todayiwastouched,mydearfriends
H:
Becauseyouareagreatfriend,a,todaywe'rehappy,isnotit?
小学英语三人情景对话材料
A---Hi,B,haveyouhadanyplanaboutourcomingsummerholiday?
B---Yes,maybeiwillhaveatripwithmyparents.
C---Oh,thatsgreat!
wherewillyougo.
B---Hainan.whataboutyoutwo?
A---IwilltakepartinanEnglishlearningcause...soboring
C---B,Youaresolucky.See,whaticandoisonlystayingathome.
B---hehe,Iwillbringpresentsforyou.
A---Anywayhaveagoodtime.
C---well,youarealuckyguy,butremembertoprotectyourskinfromthesunshinethere.
B---Maybewhenigoback,ihavebecomeablackman
A---That'snotbad.justasunbath
Then,A,B,C,laughttogether
购物(Shopping)
1.-WhatcanIdoforyou?
-I‘dlikesomeapples.
2.-WherecanIbuysomestationery?
-Let‘slookattheshoppingguide.Oh,it‘sonthegroundFloor.
3.-CouldIbuyhalfakilooranges?
-Certainly.Hereyouare.
4.-Willyoupleaseshowmethatradio?
-Certainly.
5.-Howmuchistheradio?
-Ninetyyuan.
6.-Goodmorning,sir.MayIhelpyou?
-Yes,I‘dliketobuyasweather.
荆轲刺秦王英文搞笑话剧剧本
旁白(Aside)/介绍(Introduction):
Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQin,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?
Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.
ActionI
太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):
Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?
(画外音:
It’syou,PrinceDan!
太子丹高兴状)Thankumirror!
(面对观众)I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?
(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬):
Honey,Iamcoming.
太子丹:
I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!
阿三:
Sure,honey!
Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~(作杀状)
太子:
Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?
Talent!
(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!
这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状)Goodidea!
Butwhoistherightcandidate?
阿三:
AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMochou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.
太子:
Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
阿三:
Yes.
ActionII
(《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐)
荆轲AreyouLimochou?
李莫愁Yes.
荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.
李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?
荆轲Offcourse!
耸耸肩表示同意
李莫愁Comeon!
音乐起
两人冲上前来
“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。
。
。
。
”
李莫愁倒地
荆轲大笑
李莫愁痛苦状:
Whathappened?
Whyaren’tyouhurt?
荆轲:
Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?
Dowe?
(赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?
)
李莫愁:
Mommaalwayssaid:
"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget."Igotit,Mommaisright.
荆轲再次大笑
太子丹上(抱拳):
Howareyou?
荆柯:
Fine,thankyou,andyou?
太子丹:
OhmyGod!
Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?
荆柯:
Sure!
太子丹:
Howareyou?
荆柯:
Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯:
Hey,man,I’mkidding!
太子丹:
Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!
(毕恭毕敬)MayIhaveyournamecard,please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:
Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.
阿三:
Hero,weneedyourhelp.
荆柯:
Iambusynow!
太子丹:
Youcangetalotofmoney.
荆柯:
Iamverybusynow!
阿三:
IC,ID,IQcard?
荆柯:
Iamveryverybusynow!
阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状):
Look!
Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayO.K.,sheisyours.
荆柯(流口水):
Ihavetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!
阿三:
What?
What’stheTCM?
荆柯;Hey,guy!
Youlooksosmartbutwhydidn’tyouknowTCM?
Anyofthemcangiveyoutheanswer.
阿三:
Excuseme?
What’stheTCM?
观众甲:
TCM-TraditionalChineseMM.
太子丹:
Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.Ladiesandgentlemen,thisisLiptonSlimmingtea.ItisabrandnewproductofUnileverChina.
荆柯(激动):
Slimmingtea!
Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’treducemyweight.
阿三:
Youwant?
Speakupifyouwant!
Whydoyoukeepsilent?
Whyareyoulookingatme?
Althoughyoureyesarefullofsincerity,I’mveryglad,youstillhavetospeakup.Takeit!
Doyoureallylike?
Really?
你不是真的想要吧?
难道你真的想要吗……
(《Nomatter》音乐起,荆轲先与阿三跳探戈,拥入怀中,又甩出去,阿三做呕吐状。
然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴,最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型,向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿,荆轲做调戏状。
)
荆柯(诚恳状)JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?
Iwilldoanythingforyou.
太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌)Yeah!
ActionШ
(《大话西游》主题曲响起)
荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三:
Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.
荆珂:
Juststophere,please.Farewell,myfriends
太子丹:
Iwillmissyou,baby.
(太子丹,阿三下。
停顿。
《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢。
荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来。
)
荆珂(急忙收敛):
Darling,Iloveyou.
妻子:
Iloveyou!
Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!
(《肖申克的救赎》)
荆珂(流泪):
Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)
妻子:
Well.Beaman,justdoit!
Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.
荆珂(欲走还留,执子之手又曰):
Sweetheart!
Youmustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...nomatterwhathappens...nomatterhowhopeless...promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise(泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉).
妻子:
"Ipromise."
荆轲:
"Neverletgo.“
妻子:
"Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llnever
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