Humor 阅读理解材料.docx
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Humor阅读理解材料
Humor阅读理解材料
ATelephoneCall
Mr.Knottwasateacher.HetaughtinabigschoolinLondon.Helivedfarawayfromtheschool,sohewasusuallyquitetiredwhenhegothome.Atnineo’clockoneevening,whenhewasinbed,thetelephoneranginthehallofhissmallhouse,sohewentdownstaires,pickedupthetelephoneandsaid,“ThisisWhiteBridge3165.Who’sSpeaking,please?
”
“Watt,”themananswered.
“What’syourname,please?
”saidMr.Knott.
“Watt’smyname,”wastheanswer.
“Yes,Iaskedyouthat.What’syourname?
”Mr.Knottsaidagain.
“Itoldyou.Watt’smyname.”saidtheotherman.
“AreyouJackSmith?
”
“No.I’mKnott,”answeredMr.Knott.
“Willyougivemeyourname,please?
”saidMr.Watt.
“WillKnott,”answeredMr.Knott.
BothMr.WattandMr.WillKnottputtheirtelephonedownangrilyandthought,“thatmustbearudeandstupidman!
”
()1.Mr.Knottwas__________________.
A.aGermanB.anEnglishman
C.aFrenchmanD.anAmerican
()2.Mr.Knottwasusuallyquitetiredwhenhegothomebecause_________.
A.heworkedveryhard
B.hishomewasfarawayfromtheschool
C.manytelephonecallsdisturbedhim
D.hewasoftenill
()3.Mr.Knottwentdownstairsbecause______________.
A.thetelephoneinthehallofhissmallhousewasringing
B.thetelephoneinhissmallhousedidn’twork
C.someonewasknockingatthedoor
D.thetelephonerangandheknewhisfriendcalledhim
()4.WhichofthefollowingstatementsisTRUE?
A.Mr.KnottandMr.Wattwerefriends
B.Mr.KnottandMr.Wattkneweachotherverywell
C.Mr.KnottandMr.Wattdidn’tknoweachother
D.Mr.WattwantedtospeaktoMr.WillKnott
()5.WhichofthefollowingstatementsisNOTtrue?
A.Either“Watt”or“What”hasthesamepronunciation.
B.Either“Knott”or“Not”hasthesamepronunciation.
C.WhenMr.Knottanswered“WillKnott”,Mr.Wattthought,“Thismanwillnotspeaktome.”
D.Mr.WattthoughtthespeakermustbeMr.JackSmith.
()6.BothMr.WattandMr.Knottputtheirtelephonesdownangrilybecause____________.
A.Mr.Wattdidn’twanttotellMr.Knotthisname.
B.Mr.Knottdidn’twanttolistentoMr.Watt.
C.Theirnames“Watt”and“Knott”whichhavethesamepronunciationsas“what”and“not”madeitimpossibleforthemtounderstandeachotherandonethoughttheotherwasarudeandstupidman
D.theymadefunofeachother
ANSWER:
BBACDC
Oncetherewasaking.Helikedtowritestories.Hethoughthisstoriesweregood,sohelikedtoshowthemtopeople.Aspeoplewereafraidofhim,theyallsaidthathissiorieswereverygood.
Oneday,thekingshowedsomeofhisbeststoriestoafamouswriter.Hewantedthewritertopraise(称赞)thesestorles.Butthewritersaidhisstoriesweresobadthatheshouldthrowthemintothefire.Thekinggotveryangrywithhimandsenthimtoprison.
Aftersometimethekingsethimfreeandorderedhimtocometohispalace.Againheshowedsomeofhisnewstoriesandaskedwhathethoughtofthem.Afterreadingthem,thewriteratonceturnedtothesoldiersandsaid,“TakemebacktoPrison,please.”
56.Thekingthoughthisstoriesweregoodso______.
A.peoplelikedthem
B.helikedtoshowthemtopeople
C.hedid'tshowanytothefamouswriter
D.heonlyshowedsometothefamouswriter
57.Thefamouswriterwasthrownintoprisononlybecause______.
A.hesaidtheking'sstorieswerebad
B.hecouldn'twritesomegoodstoriesfortheking
C.hewasafraidoftheking
D.hewasafraidoftheking'sgoodstories
58.Peoplewereafraidofthekingbecause______.
A.thestorieswereinteresting
B.thekingwaskind
C.theywouldbesenttoprison
D.thekingwrotemanystories
59.Againthekingshowedthewritersomeofhisnewstoriesbecause______.
A.hewantedtoknowwhatthewriterthoughtofthem
B.hewantedtosendthewritertoprison
C.hewantedthewritertocopythestoriesforhim
D.hewantedtobeangrywiththewriter
60.Whenwereadthewriter'swords,“Takemebacktoprison,please”,wecanbesurethat______.
A.thewriterwantedtoseehiswifeinprison
B.thewriterlikedthenewstories
C.thewriterwouldwritesomestorieswhileinprison
D.theking'snewstorieswerenotgoodatall
Aprettywell-dressedyoungladystoppedataxiinabigsquareandsaidtothedriver,“Doyouseethatyoungmanattheothersideofthesquare?
”“Yes.”Saidthetaxi-driver.Theyoungmanwasstandingoutsidearestaurantandlookingimpatiently(急噪地)athiswatcheveryfewseconds.“Takemeoverthere.”Saidtheyounglady.
Therewasalotofcarsandbusesandtrucksinthesquare.Sothetaxidriverasked,“Areyouafraidtocrossthestreet?
”“Oh,no,”saidtheyounglady.“butIsaidthatIwouldmeetthatyoungmanforlunchatoneo’clock,anditisnowaquartertotwo.IfIarriveinataxi,itwillatleastbeseenasifIhavetriednottobelate.”
()1.Theyoungwomanstoppedthetaxiandgotinbecause__________.
A.wastootiredtowalkB.wantedtobeseeninahurry
C.wasafraidofbeinglateD.sawthestreetwastoobusy
()2.Theyoungmanstandingattheothersideofthesquare_____________.
A.hadprobablybeenwaitingforalongtime
B.foundsomethingwaswrongwithhiswatch
C.wasprobablyawaiteroftherestaurant
D.hadjustcomeoutoftherestaurant
()3.Theyoungwomanhadpromisedtohavelunchwiththeyoungman,but________.
A.shedidn’tkeepherwordB.camelateonpurpose
C.shehatetodothatD.shewaslateforsomereason
()4.Theyoungwomanwas___________lateforthemeetingofherfriend.
A.twoquartersB.halfaquarter
C.about45minutesD.lessthanhalfanhour
()5.Thetaxidriverbecamepuzzled(困惑)atfirstbecause___________.
A.thedistancewastooshortB.hethoughtshewouldnotpayhim
C.hecouldn’tgetmuchmoneyD.hedidn’tseetheyoungwoman
KEYS:
BADCA
Oneday,ayoungmanaskedAlbertEinstein,46greatGermanscientist,47thesecretofsuccesswas.Thescientist48himthatthesecretofsuccessishardwork.Afewdays49theyoungmanaskedhimthe50questionagain.Einsteinwasvery51.Hedidnotsay52,butwroteafew53onapieceofpaperand54ittotheyoungman.Theyoungmanlooked55thepieceofpaper.Onitwas56:
A=X+Y+Z." What57thismean?
"askedtheyoungman."Ameanssuccess,"58theoldscientist."Xmeanshardwork,Ymeansgoodmethods,andZ…Zmean59talkingandstartto60."
46.A.a B.the C.one D.some
47.A.who B.whether C.what D.which
48.A.told B.said C.talked D.spoke
49.A.ago B.before C.earlier D.later
50.A.easy B.good C.different D.same
51.A.worried B.happy C.angry D.disappointed
52.A.anything B.something C.nothing D.everything
53.A.words B.word C.sentences D.sentence
54.A.tohand B.hand C.handed D.handing
55.A.on B.up C.down D.at
56.A.answered B.written C.read D.found
57.A.will B.shall C.does D.did
58.A.said B.thought C.believed D.told
59.A.goon B.stop C.enjoy D.try
60.A.do B.read C.write D.work
46、B47、C48、A49、D50、D51、C52、A53、A54、C55、D56、B
57、C58、A59、B60、D
Peopleusuallyhatemice,butonemouseownstheheartsofthepeopleallovertheworld—thefamousMickeyMouse.
Alongtimeago,mostfilmshadnosounds.AmannamedWaltDisneymadeacartoonmousethatcouldtalkinthesefilms.HenamedhismouseMickeyMouse.SoonMickeyMousebecameagoodfriendofbothyoungandoldpeople.Childrenlikedtoseetheirlovelyfriend,becausehebroughthappinesstothem.
Mickeyisacleanmouserightfromthebeginning.PerhapsthisiswhypeopleloveMickeyMouse.InhisearlylifeMickeymadesomemistakes.Peoplewereveryangry.TheywrotetoDisneyandsaidthattheydidnotwantMickeytodowrongthings.AsthereweresomethingsthatMickeycouldnotdo,DisneymadeanewanimalnamedDonaldDuck.Healsomadeadog,Pluto.Thisdogdoesfoolishthingsandmakesmistakeswhereverhegoes.NowourMickeyMouseisnotonlyclean,butmoreinteresting,hebecomesabeautifulandcleverstar.Hehashisfriendsinalmosteverycountry.
()1.MickeyMousefirstcameout____________.
A.onTVB.inthefilmC.intheplayD.inapicturebook
()2.PeopleloveMickeyMousebecause____________.
A.itcanspeakB.itisclean
C.itisamouseD.itmakesthemhappy
()3.Thedog,Pluto,is_________________.
A.foolB.cleverC.beautifulD.alivinganimal
()4.thebesttitleforthepassageis_______________.
A.PlutoB.DonaldDuck
C.MickeyMouseandDonaldDuckD.DonaldDuckandPluto
()5.WhydidDisneymakeDonaldDuck?
________.
A.BecauseMickeyMouseneededducks
B.BecausethereweresomethingsthatMickeycouldnotdo
C.Becausetherewasadog,Pluto
D.BecauseMickeywasabletodoeverything
KEYS:
BDACB
YourPassport(护照)Please!
Mr.HillarrivesatLondonAirport,attheendofathreeweekholidayinFrance.Usuallyhewearsabeard(留胡须).Sinceithasbeenhotthere,hehastakenitoff(剃掉).Buthispassportphotoshowshimwithhisbeard.\$Anofficelooksatthephotoforamoment,andsays:
"Willyouexcuseme?
Pleasesitdown.Ishan'tkeepyoulong."Withthis,hewalksaway,showsthephototoasecondoffice,andsays:
"Iknowthatface."ThesecondofficerlooksatthepassportandaskswhereMr.Hillhascomefrom.
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