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加菲猫电影剧本
加菲猫电影剧本
Garfield:
IhateMondays.Pookey,coverme.I'mgoingin.Sleepingbeauty,wakeup.Youcan
stopdreamingaboutme,becauseI'mherenow.Justwakeup.You'vegotworkto
do.You'renotjustmyowner......you'remyprimarycaregiver.John:
Notnow,Garfield.
Garfield:
Alright,cutthesweet...easynow.Tryingtocuddlewithme,huh?
Tryingtoavoid
yourduties,huh?
Wellthatjustain'tgonnafly!
See,I'mdoingmyexercise,doing
myjob.JustonequickCANNONBALL!
John:
Goodmorning!
Garfield!
OK,Ithinkyou'recleanenoughnow.Gotyourtowelright
here.No,Garfield!
It'sliverflavoured.
Garfield:
MMMDelicious.Ugh,Liver!
Actually,it'sliver'flavoured'.Thatwasgood
breakfast.NowIthinkI'llfallofftheCatkinsdietandgetmyselfalittlehigh
fatchaser.
Nermal(Garfield’sfriend):
Garfield!
Garfield:
look,themilktruck!
Oh,thattaboyNermal.Themilktruckcomeseveryday.Nermal:
Maybenottoday.Maybeit'schangingroutes?
Maybethiswillbethelastwe'llever
seeofhim?
We'recats,welikemilk.Let'sgoforit.
Garfield:
No.Nermal:
But~~~Garfield:
Butnothing.Idon'tleavethecul-de-sacforanything.Outthereit'sahornet's
nestoftrouble.Badthingshappenoutthere,soIdon'tgooutthere.
Besides,I'vefound,ifyouwaitlongenough.Everythingcomestoyou.Here
comethemilkman.Herecomethemilkman.-----Hey,Nermal.Let'splay
Astronautagaintoday.
Nermal:
Yeah?
Garfield:
Yeah,Ilovethatgame.You'resuchabravelittleAstronaut.
Nermal:
Alright.Garfield:
Preparetojumpintoyourspaceship,CommanderNermal.
Nermal:
Whoa,whoa!
Whataboutthemilk?
Whoneedsmilkwhenyoucanbeinouterspace?
Garfield:
We'vegotasecretmissiontoday.
Nermal:
Yeah?
Garfield:
You'llbeexploringtheMilkyWay.Igetthechillswhenyoujumpinyourlittle
spacecraft.Thenationthanksyou.Preparetoblastoff!
Three,two,one!
Garfield:
BonVoyage!
Nermal:
Lookatmego!
Garfield:
Don'tlookdown!
-Cometopapa,baby!
Nermal:
Icanseeeverythinguphere.Icanseemyhouse!
Garfield:
GotMilk?
Nermal:
Icanseethewholeneighbourhood!
Garfield:
Wellthat'snice.That'sverynice.Nermal:
Hey,anothermilktruck!
Garfield:
Ooh,andthatisevennicer.Nermal:
Icanseeawhole......Garfield:
Missionaccomplished,Nermal.
Nermal:
Whoa,Garfield.Doitagain!
Wheredideverybodygo?
Thedog:
You'reonthewrongsideofthestreet,FatCat...beatit!
Garfield:
AndyouLucaareonthewrongsideoftheevolutionarycurvThedog:
Ok,that'sit.You'regonnagetitgoodtoday.
Garfield:
Imakeapointtogetitgoodeveryday.Therealquestionis,Luca:
HowshallIoutwityouthistime?
-Withsimplemaths?
-Iknowhowtospell.-OrshallIdistractyouwithsomethingshiny?
-Nowyou'remakingfunofme.Garfield:
Ihopeso,you'renofuntolookat.Thedog:
You'llnevergetthebestofme....IthinkIjustdid.Nottheducksagain.
Garfield:
Jumpback!
andkissmyskin.Dog:
IfIevergetoffthischain,you'regoingdown.Garfield:
Everybodybackup!
Idontknowhowwildthisthing'sgonnaget.Ilovethesmellof
cinnamonappleinthemorning.Smellslikevictory.Dog:
Ihatethisfatcat.Garfield:
Somuchtime,andsolittleIneedtodo.John:
Mouse!
Garfield:
Nothanks,I'mfull.John:
Gethim,Garfield!
Garfield:
Gethim,Jon!
Alwaysgottabesmashingandcrashing.Nobodypoisonsanymore.
There'smyball.John:
Whatgoodisacat,thatcan'tchaseamouse?
Garfield:
Idon'tdothechasething.Iknowyoudon'thearme.Butcan'tyoujustlisten?
Louis,whatareyoudoinginthehousewhenJon'shome.Louis:
SorryGarfield,manIcouldn'thelpit.
Garfield:
Look,whenheseesyouheexpectsmorefromme.Don'tyougetthat?
Louis:
Jon'sgotthosemacadamianutcookies,I'mtryingtomaintain.-Youunderstand?
Farfield:
Sure,aslongasyouunderstand...thatIhavetoeatyou.
John:
Goodboy!
See,Iknewyoucoulddoitifyouputyourmindtoit.You'rethebestcata
guycouldhave.Garfield:
Haveyoutastedyourselflately?
Louis:
Hey,itwasn'texactlythefirst-classloungeinthereformeeither.
Garfield:
Getyourselflost,Louis.Takeapowderforacoupleofdays,getahaircutand
growabeard.Louis:
Cool,IoweyouoneG!
TVshow:
<>< >> Finally,backonmyregularschedule.< Thatcat'spussiseverwhere.TV,newspapers,t-shirts.Iwouldn'twantthatkind ofexposure(! )John: Heybuddy! Cutthesmalltalk. Garfiele: What'sinthebag? < BeHappy>>Garfield: I'mhappywhenI'mwithyou.Youdelicatemelangeoftomatopaste,cheese, groundmeatandpasta! John: Garfield,don'teventhinkaboutit.That'smyfood.Garfield: Imayjustnibble.(我自作多情)TVshow: < < BeHappy>>Chapman: GivemetheBenadril! Damnedcatallergies. Chapman’shelper: Anywordfromthenetworkyet? No,butthey'relookingforadog-act onGoodDayNewYork.Chapman: Dogact! Storyofmylife: Lookingforadog,andI'mstuckwithacat. -Butthesegmentwentquitewell-"Butthesegmentwentquitewell"Chapman: Ofcourseitwentwell,youtoad.Thefiftyhousewiveswhosawit,lovedit. TVshow: < Chapman: Oh,please.Whataknow-it-all.AndeverybodyalwayssaidIwasthehandsome one.Iwasthesmartone.AndIwasbornfirst.Butthereyouare,"livefromthe Hague",andI'mhereworkingwiththissackofdanderonadead-endregional morningshow. < Garfield! DidyoueatallfourboxesofLasagne? Garfield: It'snotmyfault.Theystartedit.John: WhatamIgoingtodowithyou? Garfield: Loveme,feedme,neverleaveme.John: Let'sgoforaridetosomeplaceyoulovethatalwaysleavesyoufeelingpamperedand refreshed.Garfield: OhIknow,ChuckyCheese.Thankyou! No,Wendys? Tacokitty? WellI'mstumped. Maybeolivegarden,foryou? TheonlytimeIleavemycul-de-saciswhenJon takesmetotheVet.Whichhe'sbeendoingalotrecently.Anditappearstohave nothingtodowithme.Jonmustwanttogoforhisownreason.Liz(doctor): Well,there'snothingwrongwithGarfield! He'sjustahappy,fat,lazycat. Noneedforasecondopinion.John: -Iworryabouthim.Liz: -Iknowyoudo.Y'know,youcareabouthimmorethananyownerI'veeverknown. John: 'Him'hasaname.IsthisanHMO? Liz: Let'sgetGarfieldinforhisdip,Iwannatalktoyou,inprivate. John: She'ssobeautiful. Garfield: MrPathetic,you'vehadacrushonhersinceHigh-School.Willyoupleaseaskher outsoshecanrejectyou,andwecangetonwithmylife? John: Ihavetoaskherout.-WishmeluckGarfield: Ok,goget'embigtiger.Youtheman,youthefella,youtheboss,Youpreachto her,showherhowtheco...youhopelessloser...Bettyhowabouttodayyoustart meoffwithaSwedishmassage,amanicureandapedicure.Ok? Seaweedwrap, loofa,bellyrub,tailwaxing......thencrackmytoestofinish. Liz: Jon,there'ssomethingimportantIneedtoaskyou.SomethingIwouldn'taskmostof theguyswhocomeinhere.John: No,wait.IthinkIknowwherethisisgoing. Liz: Youdo? John: Ido! Liz,I'vewantedtoaskyouthesamethingforaverylongtime. Liz: Areyousurewe'retalkingaboutthesamething? John: Absolutely.(当然了)I'veneverbeenmoresureofanythinginmyentirelife.(当 然不能再确定了)Liz,I'mreadytotakeachance.(我已经准备好了)I'mreadyfor... Liz: Thankyou! John: Adog? Adog,I'mreadyforadog.Liz: Ithinkhelikesyou.Friskylittlefella,isn'the? Liz: Hisname'sOdie,andhe'snotgoingtomakeitifhehastolivehislifeinacage.He needstobeloved.Garfield: Wellthankyou,thankyouverymuch.LadiesandGentlemen! Nah,maybenotinmy neighbourhood.Hey,homer,Ireallygottarun.Gottaflyeverybody,please,stay behindthesecurityfence.It'ssogreatofyoutocomeoutandseeme.ButI've gotsomebodywaitingforme,verydevoted.Almostcrippled.No,please,don't cry.Iknowwhatit'sliketobeunloved.Well,youdo.I'lltrytocomebackand visit.AndifIdon't,I'lltrytowrite.Byebye! Thedog: Doesanybodyknowthisguy? Garfield: Goodbyeeverybody! MynameisGarfield,Liz: Jon,youknow,youdon'thavetodothisifyoudon'twantto. John: No,no.It'sokay.Somepartofmehasalwayswantedtoknowwhatit'sliketohavea petthatactuallywantstoplaywithyou. Liz: You'reagoodfriend.Garfield: Onequestion: AmIstillgorgeous? Jon,Ithinkwe'vegotalittleproblemhere. Jon...IwantyoutoknowIcanhelpthetransitiongosmoothly.Jon,it'sinmy seat! Jon... Liz: Wecouldallgoouttogether.Park,dog-shows.Stufflikethat. Garfield: Jon...Waitaminute,John: Areyouaskingmeout? Garfield: Jonny-boy,thetimehascometogetacar-alarm! You'renotgonnabelieveit! A mongrel-mutthasbrokenintoyourcar.John: Garfield,thisisOdie.He'scominghomewithus. Garfield: Whoa: youwentintheretogetadate,andcameoutwithadog? Wellthat'sbad evenforyou.Ohyou'resosad.Ohnonono...We'renotbringingadoghome withus. John: Hey,Irideshot-gun! Garfield: Whatareyoulookin'at,tick-boy? Jon,it'snottoolate.Quickly,turn around,beforehefindsoutwherewelive! Pleasetakethistrouser-snifferback! John: ComeonOdie! Thisisyournewhome.ComeonBuddy! Garfield: Jon...Youhadme,achick-magnet.Andnowyougotatick-magnet. Nermal: Garfield,Jonbroughtadoghome.Garfield: Iamaware,Nermal.Nermal: Whywouldhedoathinglikethat? Garfield: Gee,Idon'tknow,Nerma
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