老友记六人行第一季第一集英文台词.docx

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老友记六人行第一季第一集英文台词

第一季第一集

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]

Monica:

There'snothingtotell!

He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!

Joey:

Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!

There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!

Chandler:

AllrightJoey,benice. Sodoeshehaveahump?

Ahumpandahairpiece?

Phoebe:

Wait,doesheeatchalk?

（Theyallstare,bemused.）困惑的;茫然的;不知所措的

Phoebe:

Just,becauseIdon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!

Monica:

Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.

Chandler:

Soundslikeadatetome.

[TimeLapse]

Chandler:

Alright,backinhighschool,Iamstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizedIamtotallynaked.

All:

Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.

Chandler:

ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.

Joey:

Insteadof...?

Chandler:

That'sright.

Joey:

Neverhadthatdream.

Phoebe:

No.

Chandler:

Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.

Monica:

Theywerelookingatyoubefore?

!

Chandler:

Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!

Weird:

怪诞的;神秘而可怕的;超然的;古怪的;离奇的

[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]

Ross:

（mortified）Hi.

Mortified:

1.使受辱,伤害（人的感情）

2.克制,抑制（肉体、情感等）

Joey:

Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.

Monica:

Areyouokay,sweetie?

Ross:

Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...

Chandler:

Cookie?

Monica:

（explainingtotheothers）Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.

Joey:

Ohh.

Monica:

（toRoss）Letmegetyousomecoffee.

Ross:

Thanks.

Phoebe:

Ooh!

Oh!

（ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.）

Pluck:

采;摘;拔;弹,拔（乐器的弦）

Ross:

No,nodon't!

Stopcleansingmyaura!

No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?

Phoebe:

Fine!

 Bemurky!

Murky:

阴暗的，浑浊的

Ross:

I'llbefine,alright?

Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.

Monica:

Noyoudon't.

Ross:

NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!

Joey:

Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...

Ross:

No!

!

Okay?

!

Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?

Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?

Chandler:

SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...（Theyallstareathim.）DidIsaythatoutloud?

Ross:

Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.

Monica:

Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomansobbingat3:

00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhat?

 Awrongnumber?

Ross:

Sorry.

Joey:

AllrightRoss,look.You'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'reangry.You'rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?

（Rossgestureshisconsent.准许,同意,赞成）

Joey:

Stripjoints!

C'mon,you'resingle!

Havesomehormones!

Ross:

Idon'twanttobesingle,okay?

Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!

（Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.）

Chandler:

AndIjustwantamilliondollars!

（Heextendshishandhopefully.）

Monica:

Rachel?

!

Rachel:

OhGodMonicahi!

ThankGod!

Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!

Waitress:

CanIgetyousomecoffee?

Monica:

（pointingatRachel）Decaf.（toAll）Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.（toRachel）Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?

Rachel:

Hi,sure!

Ross:

Hi.

（TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens. Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain. AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.）

Monica:

Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?

Rachel:

OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasinthisroom,whilewewerekeepingonthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat,thisreallygorgeousthemostgravyboat.（我正在看那个船形的卤肉盘，那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘）Whenallofasudden,Irealized…

Sweetlow?

Irealized,IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry.（我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘比对Barry更有冲动！

）

AndIgetreallyfreakedout,andthat’swhathitme,howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.

YouknowwhatImean,Ialwayslookfamiliar,but..Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering“WhyamIdoingthis?

”and“WhoamIdoingthisfor?

”So,anyway,Ijustdidn’tknowwheretogo,andIknowyouandIhaveakindofdriftedapart…butyouaretheonlypersonIknowwholivedhereinthecity.

Monica:

whowasn’tinvitedtothewedding?

Rachel:

Oh~It’sakindofhopethatwouldn’tbeanissue.噢~~我不希望提起这件事。

Gravy[‘ɡreivi]1.肉汁2.肉卤3.意外之财；飞来福;肉汁;肉汤

Freakout:

吓坏了;崩溃;紧张害怕;冲动，失去理智

Driftapart:

漂移;疏远;离开，分离;疏远。

关系、感情上保持距离

Monica:

Well,I’mguessingheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe’sreallyunhappyaboutit.

Chandler:

Tunaoreggsalad!

Decide!

pipeorgan:

管风琴organ:

器官；风琴，机构

Ross:

I’llhavewhateverChristinaishaving.

Rachel:

Oh,daddy,Ijustcan’tmarryhim.I’msorry,Ijustdon’tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!

Phoebe:

IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.如果我不抓住我的头发，我的头就会掉下来。

Chandler:

Woo~~Sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.

Ross:

Isaypushherdownthestairs

Together:

Pushher!

Pushherdownthestairs.

Rachel:

Comeon,daddy,listentome,it’s..it’slikeallofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,“You’reashoe”,you’reashoe,you’reashoe,you’reashoe.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,whateverifIdon’twanttobeashoe.WhateverifIwanttobeapurse?

youknow,orahat?

No,Idon’twantyoutobuymeahat,IamsayingIamahat…It’sametaphor,daddy.

Ross:

Youcansaywherehehadtrouble.

Rachel:

Oh,daddy,it’smylife,well,maybeI’lljuststayherewithMonica.

Monica:

Iguesswe’veestablishedshe’sstayingwithMonica.

Rachel:

Well,maybeit’smydecision.Oh,maybeIdon’tneedyourmoney,waitwait,Isaidmaybe.

Monica:

Justbreathe,breathe,that’sit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings.

Phoebe:

Raindropsonrosesandwhiskersonkittens,doorbellsandsleighbellsandsomethingwithmittens.Lalalasomethingandnoodleswithstring.

Rachel:

I’mallbetternow.

Phoebe:

Ihelped.

Monica:

Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,youknow.Independence,takecontrolofyourlife,thewhole“hat”thing.就像你说的帽子的事情。

Joey:

Andhey,youneedanythingyoucanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerrightcrossthehall,andhe’salwaysalot.

Monica:

Joey,pleasestophittingonher!

It’sherweddingday.

Hittingon:

 追求，调情/hiton:

偶然发现，想出，碰巧打到，突然想起

Joey:

What?

Likethereisarule,orsomething?

Chandler:

Igotit.Pleasedon’tdothatagain,it’sahorriblesound.

Paul:

Er..,it’sIt’sPaul.

Monica:

Oh,god,isit6:

30?

Buzzhimin.按门铃让他进来。

Buzz:

振铃,嗡嗡声.门铃响了，而你正在干别的，需要别人帮你开门，怎么说呢？

很实用：

Buzzhim（her）in.

Joey:

Who’sPaul?

Ross:

Paul?

Paul,thewineguy?

Paul?

Joey:

Waitaminute.Your'notarealdate'tonightisPaultheWineGuy?

Ross:

Hefinallyaskedyouout?

Monica:

Yes!

Chandler:

Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.哦，真是个可以载入日记的时刻。

Monica:

Rach,wait,Icancancel...

Rachel:

Oh,god,Please,no,go,I’llbefine!

Monica:

Ross,areyouokay?

Imean,doyouwantmetostay?

Ross:

（chokedvoice）That'dbegood...

Monica:

Really?

Ross:

No,goon!

It'sPaultheWineGuy!

Phoebe:

Whatdoesthatmean?

Doeshesellit,drinkit,orjustcomplainsalot?

那是什么意思？

他卖酒，喝酒还是抱怨酒？

Monica:

Hi,comein!

Paul,thisis..（Theyarealllinedupnexttothedoor.）...everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.

All:

Hey!

Paul!

Hi!

TheWineGuy!

Hey!

Chandler:

I'msorry,Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?

Monica:

Okay,umm-umm,I'lljust--I'llberightback,I’vjustgottagoah,goah...

Ross:

Awandering?

漫游的；闲逛的

Monica:

Change!

 Okay,sitdown.Twoseconds.

Phoebe:

Ooh,Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcan'tbegood.（eyelash:

睫毛，眼睫毛）

Joey:

 Hey,Paul!

Paul:

Yeah?

Joey:

Here'salittletip有个小秘密,shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespotoverandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetalittlered.

Rub:

俄罗斯卢布/按摩

Monica:

（yelling嘶喊fromthebedroom）Shutup,Joey!

Ross:

SoRachel,what'reyou,uh...what'reyouuptotonight?

你今晚打算干什么

Rachel:

Well,IwaskindofsupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon,sonothing!

Ross:

Right,you'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God..No,no,although,Aruba,thistimeofyear...talkaboutyour-（thinks）-biglizards（蜥蜴）...Anyway,ifyoudon'tfeellikebeingalonetonight,JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.

Chandler:

（deadpan无表情的脸）Yes,andwe'reveryexcitedaboutit.

Rachel:

Well,actuallythanks,butIthinkI'mjustgonnahangoutheretonight. It'sbeenalongday.

Hangout:

居住;伸出;前靠;不屈服,坚持下去;（呆在某处，或与某人呆在一起）闲逛，出去玩儿

whydoyoujusthangoutinbars?

Doyouwanttohangoutwithmeinstead

你只呆在酒吧玩吗？

何不跟我一起去玩？

Ross:

Okay,sure.

Joey:

HeyPhoebe,youwannahelp?

Phoebe:

Oh,IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto.

[Scene:

TheSubway,Phoebeissingingforchange.]

Phoebe:

（singing）Loveissweetassummershowers,loveisawondrousworkofart,butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove...islikeagiantpigeon...crappingonmyheart. La-la-la-la-la-（someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguy）Thankyou.（sings）La-la-la-la...ohhh!

爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品，但是你的爱就好像一只巨大的鸽子，在我心中排泄。

crapping放弃;拉屎

[Scene:

Ross'sApartment,theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.]

Ross:

（squattingandreadingtheinstructions）I'msupposedtoattachabracketythingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything,Iseenowormguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.

我应该把支架固定在侧面，用螺纹涡轮…我没有支架，没有看到螺纹涡轮，而且我的腿麻了。

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