Modern Family 台词108Great Expectation.docx
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ModernFamily台词108GreatExpectation
Phil:
Fixthatstep.Morning.
Claire:
I'mstillsleeping.
Phil:
Happyanniversary.
Claire:
Andtheysaidwewouldn'tlast.
Phil:
Whosaidthat?
Claire:
Oh,lookatyou.You'recute.
Phil:
Goahead.Openit.
Claire:
Whathaveyoudone?
Phil:
Nothing.Something,nothing.
Claire:
It'saView-Master.
Phil:
Lookinside.
Claire:
Oh,it'sus.Lookathowyoungweare.Oh,God,thatperm.
Phil:
Yeah,itreallyframedmyface.
Claire:
Whyisthereapictureofabracelet?
Phil:
Mustbesomekindofamistake.
Claire:
Whattheheckisthat?
Oh,Phil,youdidn't.
Phil:
What?
Didhe?
Didhe?
Claire:
It'sbeautiful.Oh,sweetie,Iloveit.Okay,yourturn.
Phil:
Myturn?
Whereisit?
Claire:
It'sonthebureau.
Phil:
I'msurprisedIdidn'tseeit.Where?
Claire:
There,theredenvelope.
Phil:
It'sa...card.
Claire:
That'swhereyou'rewrong.
Phil:
Iamsoexcited.Couponsfor...five...free...hugs.
Claire:
Youdon'tlikeit?
Phil:
Areyoukiddingme?
Iloveit.It'ssocreative.Couponsforhugs,whichareusuallyfree,butthismakesitofficial,whichissogreat.
Claire:
IwassoproudofmyselfwhenIthoughtofitbecauseyou'reimpossibletobuyfor.Youneverwantanything.
Phil:
ThingsIwant...Robotdog,night-visiongoggles,bugvacuum,GPSwatch,speakersthatlooklikerocks.Ilovemywife,butshesucksatgivinggifts.I'msorryforthepay-channellanguage,but...Yogurtmaker.Ican'tnotthinkofthingsIwant.
[OPENINGCREDITS]
Cameron:
Can'ttellifsheneedsadiaperchange.
Mitchell:
Ithinkwe'dbeabletotell.
Cameron:
No,withthesediapers,it'shardtotell.Tripleleakageprotection.
Mitchell:
Leaklock...contourstoprotectherlittlebody.
Cameron:
Nogappingorchapping.
Mitchell:
Doyouthinkthatmaybeweneeda...
Cameron:
Nightout?
Yes.
Mitchell:
Justafewhourswithacoupleofadults,afewdrinks,nobabytalk.Ithink,it'llmakeusbetterparents.
Cameron:
Stopdrilling.You'vestruckoil.We'llgetGloriatobabysit.We'regoingout.
Mitchell:
Yougotsomespittle.
Cameron:
DoI?
Youknowwho'dbefuntocall?
Sal.
Mitchell:
Sal!
Cameron:
Raisetheroof,Lily.We'recallingSal.
Cameron:
Salisourverybestfriendinthewholewideworld.Thereasonwelovehersomuchisshehasabsolutelynoinhibitions,andthat'sbeforeshestartsdrinking. HangingoutwithherislikeanAmsterdamSaturdaynighteverydayoftheweek.
Mitchell:
And,ironically,Sal'snotallowedbackintoAmsterdam,anydayoftheweek.
Gloria:
Ofcoursewewouldlovetohavethebaby,alltheothercousinsaresleepingovertonight.
Jay:
Themore,themerrier.
Gloria:
Seeyoutonight.Bye-bye.
Manny:
IsHaleystillcoming?
Jay:
You'rerelated.Iwillsprayyouwiththehose.
Jay:
Allthegrandkidsarecomingoverfor"Jay'snight."Familytradition.EverybodywearsPJ's,whichtheylove.ImakemyfamousSloppyJays,whicharereallySloppyJoes,butmadebyJay,whichtheylove.Andthenwewatchawesterntogether,whichtheydon'tcarefor,but,hey,it's"Jay'snight."
Haley:
So,Mom,there'sapartytonightatAndrewAdler's,andeverybody'sgonnabethere.
Claire:
Oooh,thatsoundslikesomuchfun,butIhaveotherplans.
Haley:
That'shigh-larious,butI'mtalkingaboutme.
Alex:
That'sunusual.
Claire:
Yousaidyou'dgotoyourgrandfather's.
Haley:
That'swhat'ssoperfectaboutthis.AndrewonlylivesacoupleblocksawayfromGrandpa,soIfigured...
Claire:
Sweetie,youmadeacommitment.
Haley:
ButIreallywanttogo.Andplus,everytimeIgoovertoGrandpa's,Mannyjuststaresatmethewholetime.
Alex:
Maybeifyouworeabra.
Claire:
Alex...
Alex:
What?
Ican'twaittogotoGrandpa's.Familymeanseverythingtome.
Haley:
Becauseyouhavenofriends.
Alex:
BecauseIloveGrandpa,andhe'sgettingolder.Whoknowshowmanyyearshehasleft?
Luke:
IsGrandpadying?
Alex:
Didn'ttheytellyou?
Claire:
Alex,stoptorturingyourbrother.No,yourgrandfatherisfine.
Alex:
Fornow.
Phil:
Hmm,whocouldthatbe?
Youexpectingsomeonespecial?
Claire:
Thankyou.Flowers,too?
Phil:
I'msorry.
Claire:
Whatareyouapologizingfor?
They'regorgeous.
Phil:
It'stoomuch,youknow.WiththeView-Masterandthebraceletandtheflowersandtheballoons.
Claire:
:
Balloons?
Phil:
They'reattachedtoyourcar.Ijustdon'twantyoutofeelbadaboutyourlittle...coupons.
Claire:
Wait.Youthoughtthecouponswereyouronlypresent?
Areyoukiddingme?
Phil:
Theyaren't?
Claire:
Phil,comeon.It'souranniversary.Thosecouponswerejustlikeafun,littlewaytokickofftheday.Yourrealpresentiscomingtonight,andyou'regonnaloveit.Loveit!
Phil:
Cool!
Claire:
Igotnothing.I'msoscrewed.
Cameron:
Thisplacebringsbacksomanymemories.
Sal:
Getinhere!
Bigbear!
Andmybabycub!
Oh,myGod!
Youguys!
Mitchell:
Lookatyou!
Sal:
Younoticeanythingdifferent?
Mitchell:
Yourhair'slonger,right?
Cameron:
Didyougetyourteethbleached?
Sal:
Letmegiveyoualittlehint.Ba-boobs!
Mitchell:
Oh,myGod!
Thosearesensational!
Sal:
Iknow.Right?
Youwanttotouch'em?
Mitchell:
I'mgay,notdead.Areyouokaywiththis?
Cameron:
Yeah,you'redrinkingapassion-fruitdaiquiri.
Sal:
Ok,getintheregood.
Mitchell:
I'mcomingin!
Jay:
So,Lilylikesthat?
That...singing?
Gloria:
Yes.Itrelaxesher.
Jay:
SoLily'sdeaf.Therearemylittlestinkers!
Alex:
Hi,grandpa.
Jay:
Comeonin.
Gloria:
Hey!
Alex:
Ola.
Gloria:
Ola,ola!
Manny:
Well,hello,there,Haley.
Jay:
Takeitdownanotch,Jethro.So,youguysreadyforsomefun?
What?
Luke:
Iloveyou,Grandpa,andI'mnevergonnaforgetyou.
Jay:
Backatyou,champ.Thisisapajamaparty.Where'syourPJ's?
Haley:
They'reinmybag.Ineedtotalktoyouaboutsomething.
Alex:
ShewantstogotoapartywithDylan,Grandpa.
Haley:
Shutup,Alex!
It'satmyfriendAndrewAdler's.Helivesthreeblocksfromhere.
Jay:
Oh,walkingdistance.
Haley:
Right.SoIwouldn'taskyouthis,becauseIlovecomingtoyourhouse,butit'skindofanimportantparty...
Jay:
Ifsomebodyinvitesyouover,thelastthingyouwanttodoisinsultthem.
Haley:
Exactly!
Jay:
I'mgladweagree.
Haley:
Oh,myGod,thatwassoeasy.Thisisawesome
Alex:
Youreallydon'tunderstandwhatjusthappenedthere,doyou?
Jay:
PJ'son,Haley!
Haley:
What?
Manny:
Iwouldbehappytoletherchangeinmyroom.
Claire:
Whocouldthatbe?
Areyouexpectingsomeonespecial?
Phil:
Whatdidyoudo?
Claire:
Nothing.Ijustknowthatthere'ssomeoneatthedoor.
Izzy:
Rockon,PhilDunphy.
Claire:
Bam!
Readitandweep,Phil!
It'stheIz!
Phil:
Who?
Claire:
IzzyLafontainefromSpandauBallet.
Phil:
IzzyFontainefromPa...
Izzy:
He'sgotitnow.He'sgotit.He'sjustseriouslyfreakingout.
Claire:
PhillovesSpandauBallet.Thatsong"True"wasplayinginthecarthefirsttimewekissed.It'soursong.SoIdidsomeresearch,foundoutthattheleadguitaristliveslike40milesfromhere.Hewasinthephonebook.How'80sisthat?
Phil:
IneverlikedSpandauBallet.Ourentiremarriage,IneveroncementionedSpandauBallet.AmIevenpronouncingthatright?
Claire:
Heretoplayaprivateconcertforusistheguitarist...
Izzy:
Bassplayer,actually
Claire:
....andleadsinger...
Izzy:
Backup.Backup.
Claire:
...ofSpandauBallet.
Izzy:
BetweenRichardMillerandMartinKemp.
Phil:
Oh,thoseguys.
Sal:
Imissyoutwoguyssomuch.So,somuch.Tous!
Mitchell:
Yeah,tous!
Sal:
Tous,thethreemusketeers!
Cabo!
Mitchell:
What?
Sal:
Seriously,youbastards,we'vebeentalkingaboutitforever.We'redoingit!
We'regoingtoCabo!
Let'sdoit!
Let'sdoit!
Cameron:
Allright,let'sgo!
Mitchell:
Yes.Thatwillbefun.
Sal:
"Fun"?
Areyoujoking?
Margaritas,youguys,theseguys.It'sgonnabeepic!
Mitchell:
WeneedtofindsomeoneforLily.
Sal:
Okay;okay,howmuchareyougonnapaymetogomakeoutwiththewaitress?
Mitchell:
Wait.Whichone?
Theoldoneortheyoungone?
Cameron:
$10fortheyoungone,$20fortheold.
Sal:
Iamabouttomake30bucks.
Cameron:
I'mjustgonnagocheckonLily.
Sal:
Rightnow?
Cameron:
It'lljusttakeasecond.
Sal:
Well,I'mjust...You'regonnamissmesluttin'itupwithDrivingMissDaisy.
Cameron:
It'lljusttakeasecond.
Mitchell:
Realfast.
Sal:
Youshouldkillthatbaby.
Mitchell:
What?
Sal:
Youshouldcallthebaby.Iloveyouguyssomuch!
Cameron:
Didshejust...
Mitchell:
I'mscared.
Jay:
Igotnothing.
Gloria:
IthinkIhaveaverygoodpair.
Jay:
Yousuredo.
Alex:
AndIgotsquat.
Haley:
Idon'tthinkIhaveanything,either.
Jay:
Areyoukiddingme?
That'sastraight.
Haley:
Really?
Jay:
Shewins.
Alex:
Youwon!
Haley:
Iwin.Youknowwhat?
IthinkIdeserveasoda.
Manny:
Goodjob,Haley.
Gloria:
Idon'tknowhowtoplay.
Jay:
Hi,honey.
Haley:
Gee,youscaredme.Howdidyou...
Jay:
Lightbulbwentout.Youdon'tchangerightaway,younevergetaroundtoit.There.NowIcanseeeverythingthatgoesonaroundhere.
Jay:
I'vehadalittlepracticeatthis.Haleywasn'tthrowinganythingatmeIhadn'tseenbeforefromhermotherandthensome.Butnobodygetsofftherock.
Izzy:
Right,here'satrack.Wasn'tsopopularinAmerica.GottonumbersixontheNetherlands'charts,though.Thatwholesummer,Icouldn'twalktothecornerinAmsterdamwithoutmobsofbirdscomingupandaskingmeforthedoublebubble.
Phil:
Okay,justplayit,Ithink.Yeah.He'sawesome,honey.
Claire:
You'rewelcome.
Izzy:
*Tonight.Soright.Soright.Lover.*Hey,Phil,Ithinky
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