Friends老友记第一季第18集All The Poker.docx
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Friends老友记第一季第18集AllThePoker
TheOneWithAllThePoker
Writtenby:
JeffreyAstrofandMikeSikowitz..
Transcribedby:
DanSilverstein.
SpecialthankstoNancyBrown,whopointedoutthat'crudites'isnotFrench.:
)
(ThewholegangishelpingRachelmailoutresumeswhilewhistlingthethemefromTheBridgeontheRiverKwai.)
Ross:
Uh,Rach,we'rerunninglowonresumesoverhere.
Monica:
DoyoureallywantajobwithPopularMechanics?
Chandler:
Well,ifyou'regonnaworkformechanics,thosearetheonestoworkfor.
Rachel:
Hey,look,youguys,I'mgoingforanythinghere,OK?
Icannotbeawaitressanymore,Imeanit.I'msickofthelousytips,I'msickofbeingcalled'Excuseme...'
Ross:
Rach,didyouproofreadthese?
Rachel:
Uh...yeah,why?
Ross:
Uh,nothing,I'msurethey'llbeimpressedwithyourexcellentcompuperskills.
Rachel:
(upset)OhmyGoood!
Oh,doyouthinkit'sonallofthem?
Joey:
Ohno,I'msuretheXeroxmachinecaughtafew.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,RossandChandleraresittingatatable.Rachelisworking.MonicaandPhoebeenter.]
Monica:
Hey,guys.
ChandlerandRoss:
Hey.
Rachel:
Hey...hi,ladies...uh,canIgetyouanything?
(toMonica,quietly):
Didyoubringthemail?
Monica:
Lotsofresponses.
Rachel:
(toMonica):
Really?
(outloud):
Sure,wehavesconesleft!
(toMonica):
OK,readthemtome.
Phoebe:
(reading):
DearMs.Green,thankyouforyourinquiry,however...oh...(crumplesupletter)
Rachel:
(outloud):
Wehaveapplecinnamon...
Monica:
(reading):
OK...DearMs.Green...yeah...yeah...yeah...No.(crumpesupletter)
Phoebe:
Wow!
Rachel:
What?
Phoebe:
(reading):
YourVisabillishuge!
Rachel:
(grabsthebill)Givemethat!
(CameracutstoChandlerandRossattable.)
Chandler:
Youknow,Ican'tbelieveyou.Lindaissogreat!
Whywon'tyougooutwithheragain?
Ross:
Idon'tknow.
Chandler:
Isthisstillaboutherwhole'TheFlintstonescould'vereallyhappened'thing?
Ross:
No,it'snotjustthat.It'sjust—Iwantsomeonewho...whodoessomethingforme,y'know?
Whogetsmyheartpounding,who...whomakesme,uh...(beginstostarelovinglyatRachel)
Chandler:
...littleplaythingswithyarn?
Ross:
What?
Chandler:
Couldyouwanthermore?
Ross:
Who?
Chandler:
(sarcastically)Dee,thesarcasticsisterfromWhatsHappening.
Ross:
Look,Iamtotally,totallyoverher,OK,Ijust...(Rachelcomesover,Rosslaysheadontable):
Hiiii!
Rachel:
Hi!
Howareyou?
Ross:
We'refine,we'refine.
Rachel:
OK.(walksaway)
(Rosskeepsstaringather,headontable.Chandlersmackshimwithanewspaper.Joeyenters,RossandChandlerlaughathim.)
Joey:
Shutup!
Chandler:
We'renot—we'renotsayinganything.
Phoebe:
What?
Ross:
Uhhhh...Joeycriedlastnight.
Joey:
Thankyou.
Chandler:
(tothegirls)Wewereplayingpoker,alright...
Joey:
Therewaschocolateonthethree.Itlookedlikeaneight,alright?
Ross:
Oh,guys,youshould'veseenhim.'Read'emandweep.'
Chandler:
Andthenhedid.
Rachel:
Well,now,howcomeyouguyshaveneverplayedpokerwithus?
Phoebe:
Yeah,whatisthat?
Like,somekindofguything?
Like,somekindofsexistguything?
Likeit'spoker,soonlyguyscanplay?
Ross:
No,womenarewelcometoplay.
Phoebe:
Oh,OK,sothenwhatisit?
Somekindof...youknow,like,like...somekindof,y'know,like...alright,whatisit?
Chandler:
Therejustdon'thappentobeanywomeninourgames.
Joey:
Yeah,wejustdon'thappentoknowanywomenthatknowhowtoplaypoker.
Girls:
Oh,yeah,right.
Monica:
Oh,please,thatissuchalameexcuse!
Rachel:
Really.
Monica:
Imean,that'satypicalguyresponse.
Ross:
Excuseme,doanyofyouknowhowtoplay?
Girls:
No.
Rachel:
Butyoucouldteachus.
Guys:
No.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,theguysareteachingthegirlshowtoplaypoker.]
Chandler:
(teaching)OK,sonowwedrawcards.
Monica:
SoIwouldn'tneedany,right?
CauseIhaveastraight.
Rachel:
Oh,goodforyou!
Phoebe:
Congratulations!
(Microwavetimergoesoff.Monicagetsup.)
Chandler:
OKPhoebs,howmanydoyouwant?
Phoebe:
OK,Ijustneedtwo...the,um,tenofspadesandthesixofclubs.
Ross:
No.No,uh,Phoebs?
Youcan't—youcan'tdo...
Rachel:
Ohwait,Ihavethetenofspades!
Here!
(givesittoPhoebe)
Ross:
No,no.Uh...no,see,uh,you-youcan'tdothat.
Rachel:
Oh,no-no-no-no-no-no,that'sOK,Idon'tneedthem.I'mgoingforfours.
Ross:
Oh,you're...(givesup)
(Monicacomesbacktothetablewithplatesoffood.)
Monica:
Alright,herewego.We'vegotsalmonroulettesandassortedcrudites.
PhoebeandRachel:
OOooooo!
Joey:
Whoa,whoa,whoa,Monica,what'reyoudoin'?
Thisisapokergame.Youcan'tservefoodwithmorethanonesyllable.It'sgottabelikechips,ordip,orpretz...(lookofrealization)
Chandler:
(changingsubject)OK,soatthispoint,thedealer...
Monica:
Alright,youknow,wegotit,wegotit.Let'splayforreal.Highstakes...bigbucks...
Ross:
Alright,now,yousure?
Phoebejustthrewawaytwojacksbecausetheydidn'tlookhappy...
Phoebe:
But...I'mready,so,justdeal.
Chandler:
OK,alright,lastminutelesson,lastminutelesson.(holdsuptwocards)Joey...three...eight.Eight...three.(Joeyisunamused)Alrightbabe,dealthecards.
(Timelapse.)
Monica:
(throwsdownhercards)Dammit,dammit,dammit!
Phoebe:
(toJoey):
OhIsee,sothen,youwerelying.
Joey:
Aboutwhat?
Phoebe:
Abouthowgoodyourcardswere.
Joey:
Heh...Iwasbluffing.
Phoebe:
A-ha!
And...whatisbluffing?
Isitnotanotherwordfor...lying?
Rachel:
OK,sorrytobreakupthisparty,butI'vegotresumestofaxbeforeworktomorrow...(getsuptoleave)
Guys:
Whoa,whoa,whoa!
Chandler:
Rach,Rach,wegottasettle.
Rachel:
Settlewhat?
Chandler:
The...JamestowncolonyofVirginia.Yousee,KingGeorgeisgivingustheland,so...
Ross:
Thegame,Rachel,thegame.Youoweusmoneyforthegame.
Rachel:
Oh.Right.
Joey:
Youknowwhat,youguys?
It'stheirfirsttime,whydon'twejustforgetaboutthemoney,alright?
Monica:
Hellno,we'llpay!
Phoebe:
OK,Monica?
Ihadanotheranswerallready.
Monica:
Andyouknowwhat?
Wewantarematch.
Ross:
Wellthat'sfinewithme.Couldusethemoney.
Rachel:
(toRoss):
Sobasically,yougetyourya-yasbytakingmoneyfromallofyourfriends.
Ross:
(pause)...Yeah.
Chandler:
Yes,andIgetmyya-yasfromIkea.Youhavetoputthemtogetheryourself,buttheycostalittleless.
Ross:
Look,Rachel,thisispoker.Iplaytowin,alright?
Inorderformetowin,otherpeoplehavetolose.Soifyou'regonnaplaypokerwithme,don'texpectmetobea'niceguy,'OK?
Causeoncethosecardsaredealt...(clapshandsthreetimes)
Joey:
(pause)...Yeah?
Ross:
I'mnotaniceguy.
[Scene:
Ross'apartment.ChandlerandJoeyarethere.Rossenterswithapizza.]
Ross:
Alrightboys,let'seat.
Chandler:
Oh,didyougetthatfromthe'ILoveRachel'pizzeria?
Ross:
Youstillonthat?
Chandler:
Oh,comeon.WhatwaswiththatwholeBlackBartspeech?
(mimicking):
"WhenIplaypoker,I'mnotaniceguy!
"
Ross:
Youarewayoff,pal.
Joey:
No,Idon'tthinkso,seeRoss,becauseIthinkyouloveher.
Ross:
Um....no.See,Imight'vehadfeelingsforheratonetime—notanymore.Ijust—I...
(Marcelmakesascreechingnoiseinbackground.)
Ross:
Marcel!
Whereareyougoingwiththatdisc?
(MarcelputsaCDintheplayer.)
Ross:
Youarenotputtingthatonagain!
Marcel,OK—ifyoupressthatbutton,youareinvery,verybigtrouble.
(TheLionSleepsTonightstartstoplay.Marcelstartstodance.)
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,Rachel,Monica,andPhoebearethere.]
Rachel:
(openingmail)CanyoubelievewhatajerkRosswasbeing?
Monica:
Yeah,Iknow.Hecangetreallycompetitive.
Phoebe:
Ha.Ha,ha.
Monica:
What?
Phoebe:
Oh,hello,kettle?
ThisisMonica.You'reblack.
Monica:
Please!
IamnotasbadasRoss.
Rachel:
Oh,Ibegtodiffer.ThePictionaryincident?
Monica:
Thatwasnotanincident!
I-Iwasgesturing,a-andtheplateslippedoutofmyhand.
Rachel:
Oooooh.(readsletter)(surprised):
Oh!
Igotaninterview!
Igotaninterview!
Monica:
You'rekidding!
Where?
Where?
Rachel:
(indisbelief):
Sak's...Fifth...Avenue.
Monica:
Oh,Rachel!
Phoebe:
Oh,it'slikethemothershipiscallingyouhome.
Monica:
Well,what'sthejob?
Rachel:
Assistantbuyer.Oh!
Iwouldbeshopping...foraliving!
(Knockondoor.)
Monica:
OK,look.ThatisAuntIris.Thiswomanhasbeenplayingpokersinceshewasfive.Yougottalistentoeverywordshesays.(opensdoor)Hi!
AuntIris:
IsTonyRandalldead?
Rachel:
No.
Monica:
Idon'tthinkso.
Rachel:
Why?
AuntIris:
Well,hemaybenow,becauseIthinkIhithimwithmycar.
Monica:
What?
Rachel:
OhmyGod!
Monica:
Really?
AuntIris:
No!
That'sbluffing.Lessonnumberone.(walksintokitchen)Letmetellyousomething...everythingyouhearatapokergameispurecrap.(toPhoebe):
Niceearrings.
Phoebe:
Thanky...(thinksaboutit)
AuntIris:
Girls,sitdown.
Monica:
Uh,AuntIris?
ThisisPhoebe,andthat'sRachel...
AuntIris:
Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,listen,Iamparkedatameter.Let'sdoit.
[Scene:
Ross'sapartment,everyonebutRachelisseatedaroundhistable.TheLionSleepTonightplaysinthebackground.]
Phoebe:
Ross,couldweplease,please,pleaselistentoanythingelse?
Ross:
Alright.
(RossshutsofftheCDplayer.Marcelrunsintothebedroomandslamsthedoor.)
Ross:
I'mgonnapayforthattonight.
(Knockondoor.Rossopensit.Rachelenters.)
Rachel:
Hi!
Ross:
Hey.
Rachel:
Guys!
Guesswhat,guesswhat,guesswhat,guesswhat!
Chandler:
Um,ok...the...thefifthdentistcavedandnowthey'reallrecommendingTrident?
Rachel:
Noooo...theinterview!
Shelovedme!
Sheabsolutelylovedme.Wetalkedforliketwoandahalfhours,weha
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