老友记台词.docx
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老友记台词
Ooh,yeah.MapleTerrace.
Igothim.
Totalcovertoperation.GottobelikeaStealth.
Hey,Sam.
Onmymark.Three,two,one.
Banzai!
Lou,it'sPeek.
Lou.Areyouthere?
It'sPeek.
What?
What?
Where?
I'mpickingupafaintsignal.
Maybeit'saglitch.Youbettercheckitout.
Okay.I'llgolook.
Becareful,kid.
I'managent.
I'masecretagent.
I'maone-dogarmy.
Turnover.
Bugactivated.
Peek?
Hello?
Peek?
Seemsclear.
Probablyjustasquirrel.I'llletButchknow.
-Butch,whatdoIdo?
-Bitethem.
What?
JustdoasIsay.
Left!
Rightpaw!
Again!
Rollover!
That'sagooddoggy.Pawsup!
Donkeykick!
Comeon,kid,givethemthehaymaker!
Ichangedmymind.CallmetheClawofLingChow!
LingChowthis!
Cleanuponaisle.
Humans!
Retreatwithhonor.
Ihaveabat.
Ihaveamitt,andI'mnotafraidtouseit.
Baddog.
You'reluckyyou'resocute.
-DoomMachine.-Hey,guys.
-You'restillalive.-Yep.Allfivelimbs.
Youowemefivesmokedpigears.
You'restillstanding.Youallright?
Didyouseeme?
Right,leftandrightandleft--
Yougotcocky.Youthinkthisisagame?
Thisisn'taboutcodenames,littleboys,orfriends.
It'saboutguardingthatlab.Nothingelse.
Sam,Peek,sealthatchimney.
Cats.
Don'ttheyeverquit?
TheBrodyshavethebestgarbage.
-Goon.Takeabite.-Oh,my.
Thisiswhattheygettoeat?
Whatagyp.
I'mgladyoulikedit.
-IthoughtIwasastraytoolong.-Stray?
Cool.
I'venevermetastray.
Actually,Iprefer"domesticallychallenged."
MissChallenged,sorry,butyougottaleave.
-Myordersareclear.Ican't--Orders?
Yep.I'masecretagent.
Anagent?
You'resmallforanagent.Shouldn'tyoubehavingfun?
Idon'thavetime.
Toughguy.
Stopwiththeagentstuff.Okay?
Youhaveyourownkidtoplaywith.Don'ttakeitforgranted.
Whereyougoing?
Couldyoudothatagain?
Nexttimetheboytalkstoyou,tiltyourheadandperkyourears.
You'llseewhatI'mtalkingabout.
Anddomeafavor.TellButchIvy'sbackintown.
What'reyoulookingat?
Iguessyou'rekindofcute.
Lookwhoitis.Igotyou.
LastnightyourmotherandIhadaconversation...
...thatmademethinkthatmaybe...
...youandIshouldtalk...
...aboutyouandmeandmybigproject.
Youwanttositdown?
Oh,yeah.Sure,sure.
Yourmommademethinkthat....
Well,I'mcomingtoyoursoccertryoutthisafternoon.
No,youdon'thaveto.
But....
Really?
Okay.
Yeah!
Okay.
-Oh,good.Cool.Cool.-Cool.
Youdon'twanttobelateforschool.
Yeah,Iam.
-Seeyou,Dad.-Seeyou.
Go,go,go!
I'llbecheeringforyou!
Ourteamisred-hotYourteamain'tdoodly-squat
Istunk.Worsethanstunk.
Scotty?
Haveyouseenthislittle--
Tryouts!
Wow.Hereallydoesstink.
Guessitdidn'tgosowell,huh?
Whatdidthecoachsay?
Hesaidtryoutsforthegirls'teamareonMonday.
-Soccer.-I'minthemiddle--
-Soccer.-No,thankyou.Imustget--
Soccer.
-Iforgot.Ihadabreakthrough--Iknowyou'rebusy....
Heisyourson.
Ihadabreakthrough.
Iknow.Iknow.I'msorry.
Goodboy.
Abeautifulsight.
Yousaidwe'dnottalkagain.
-NowIhaveareason.-Sparemethelecture.
Forgivemefornotteachinghimthefinerpointsofbeingscratched.
Now,Ihaveajobtodo.
Younevercomplainedwhenyourbellywasscratched.
Underthemoon?
Beforeamission?
You'dcallmeLambChopandblush...
...wheneverIcalledyouLiverSnap.
Bringinguphistory...
...isbarkingupthewrongtree.I'llsaythisonce:
Stayawayfromthekid.
Mr.Mason,Ihavesomeonetoseeyou.
It'sMr.Tinklestime,Mr.Mason.
Tonighthe'swearingsomethingveryspecialforyou.
There.
Doesthatmakeyouhappy,Mr.Mason?
Areyouhappynow?
Seehowhappyyoumakehim?
Youmakehisheartgo"boop."
Ileaveyoutwoyoungthingstogether.
Evildoesnotwearabonnet!
Isshegone?
DidGenghisKhanwearabonnet?
AttilatheHun?
No.
Heworeafurryhat.Maybeablackbonnet?
Theninjasfailed.Failureisunacceptable.
Iftheyshowtheirfaces,youknowwhattodo.
Tellthemtowashwithaloofahsponge.Kidding.
Thiscan'tbehappening.Iwantthemeliminated!
Maybewecanlookattheglassashalf-full.
That'swhatIliketodo.
Puttingahappyfaceonthings.Interestingphilosophy.
Didyouforgetwe'retakingovertheworld?
!
Theclock'sticking.
We'veasmallmarginforerror.Tomorrow...
...youwillsendintheRussian.
I'llcallyouback.
Adisturbanceoccurredatatop-secretallergy...
...researchlab.
Bogeyinthewire.
-Yougothim?
-No.
Closingfast.
Ican'tsee.There'safog.
It'syourhair,Sam.Blowup.
Holdon.Mom'sback.
Oh,no.
Lookatthelittlekitty.
Lookatthekitty.Oh,yeah.
That'sagoodboy.
He'sjustalittlelostkitty.
Andwe'regoingtokeephim.Yes,weare.
Don'teather.
Oh,look.See?
Lookhowmuchshelikesyou.
Dave,I'verunintoabitasnag.
You'llhavetoshowthehousewithoutme.Oh,hangon.
Whatisthat?
Isthatahairball?
I'llgogetyousomewater.Notyou,Dave.I'llbetheresoon.
Hangon.
I'montoyou.You'reintrouble.
Ithinknot,babypuppy.Youareintrouble.
Yuck!
FromRussiawithlove.
Stealthpoop.
Idon'thavetimeforthis.
Baddog.
Whatdowegot?
-ARussianBlue.-Andanumberinsector.
Thatsteamerwasbiggerthanme.
Nicework.Sitthisoneout.
-Isshegone?
-Idon'tseeher.
ButIwasframed!
Wait,Iwanttohelp.
-Lookout.Code.-Quick,smellmybutt.
Allright,breakitup.
Coldnose!
PieceofjunkAmericandoor.
IcannotbelieveIdothisjobforhalfprice.
AndthisTinkles,heisjerk.Hetalktoomuchandshedallover.
-Movingfast.-Movingwest.
-Movingwest-east.-Onherwaytothecorner.
-Andshe'sout.-Andshe'sout.
Oh,man,it'slocked.
Whatdotheyknow?
Iworkhard,bringhometheMeowMix.
-What'shedoing?
-Kid!
What?
Dogs!
Takethis!
Missed.
Run!
Comeon,kid.Hurry!
Watchit!
He'scomingin!
-There'sabombatthelabdoor.-We'reonit.
Doggies,whynotcomeoutandplay?
-Guys!
-Comeon,man!
Thebomb.Thebomb!
I'mgoingforthebomb.
-Youdistracthim.-Whyme?
-Youwantedtohelp.-Comeon!
Comeon!
-Stupidcat!
-That'llgethisattention.
-Thedresser'scomingdown.-No,no!
Butch.Thebomb.Yougotseconds.
Isaidwe'reonit.
Youneedangermanagement.
Boomerang!
Lookout,kid!
Nicecatch.
Human!
Phone.
Hangon,Butch!
Hey,puppy,fetch.
No!
Wait!
Allright!
Aflyingdog.
Holdon,kid.
-Hurry!
Thebomb!
-Thebomb.
-Getoffme,furball!
-Fight!
Takehim.I'llgoforthebomb.
Tenseconds.
Youfightlikeapoodle.
Thebooksayscuttheredwire.
We'redogs.We'recolorblind!
Right.Thedarkgrayone!
Oh,no.
Don'ttouchit!
Comeon.
Please!
That'stheone!
Thinkyouhavewon?
Remotedetonator!
Oh,good.
Comehere,Lou.
-Niceoutfit.-Comehere.
Ouch!
Hangon.Gooddoggy.
It'sbulbous.
That'sabreakthrough.IfIcanonlyfind....
...alittleproteinsynthesisandanelectrostaticcharge...
...itshouldsustainthecompound....
Goodjobwiththeboomerang.You'reactinglikeanagent.
-Wasthatacompliment?
-Henevercomplimentsme.
Sam,Peek,callinaclean-upcrew.
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