相声小品剧本Gonein60Seconds致命60秒.docx
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相声小品剧本Gonein60Seconds致命60秒
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Gonein60Seconds,致命60秒
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gonein60seconds
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致命60秒
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'iwonder,'toadsaidtohimselfpresently,'iwonder
ifthissortofcarstartseasily?
'
nextmoment,hardlyknowinghowitcameabout,he
foundthathehadholdofthehandleandwasturning
it.asthefamiliarsoundbrokeforth,theold
passionseizedontoadandcompletelymasteredhim,
bodyandsoul...heincreasedhispace,andasthe
cardevouredthestreet,hewasonlyconscious
thathewastoadoncemore,toadathisbestand
highest.andhespedheknewnotwhither,fulfilling
hisinstincts,livinghishour,recklessofwhat
mightcometohim...'
--kennethgrahame,'thewindinthewillows'
'alltheredemptionicanoffer,girl,isbeneaththisdirty
hood...'
--brucespringsteen,'thunderroad'
fadein:
ext.longbeachstreet-lowergrand-night
thestreetsareempty.lowfogskimsthesidewalksbelowagraystew
ofasky.it'sslightlyfuzzy,slightlysurreal.thevastportoflos
angelesisvisibleintheb.g...nocarsparkedhere...nocars
except-
a'67shelbymustanggt-500
silverwithdeepgrill,itssculpturedsidepanelsendinginair
scoops...allcockandballs,itstandsaloneinthelonelycool
beforedawn...anold-schooltotemtospeedandstyle...andthen
someoneapproaches...
throughthemistsofmorning...inleathercoatandjackboots...
he'searly30s,withthevaguelywhimsicalconfidenceofashimmer
thatrefusestofade...
thisisrandallraines,whomtheycallmemphis-thoughknowone's
quitesurewhy...buttheydoknowhe'stheauto-boostinsouthern
california...
memphisapproachesthemustangwithagatheringawe...likeadesert
crashsurvivorcominguponanoasis...hewalksaroundit...
admiringit...adoringit...
butthenafirebirdpullsupalongsidehim.itsdriver-
atleyjackson,early30s,handsome,jocularleansoutfor:
atleyjackson
yougonnastealherorkneeldownto
herandpray--?
memphislooksathim,stillenthralled...
atleyjackson(cont'd)
iknow,iknow...it'seleanor...
justtakeher,slick.--
andatleydrivesoffslowly,memphislooksthiswayandthat...
nooneabout...heremovesaslimjimfromadeeppocketinhis
coat...heslimsthedoorpanel...popsthebutton...opensthe
door...
watchhimwork.quickasshit.ascrewdriverappearsanother
pocket...hepopsthebutterflytotheignition
aratchetappears...hestripsthemechanism...nowagizmo-a,small
socket-likedevice-ispressedintothe
ignition...atwistofthewrist...andthe320-bhp289v8rumbles
likeajackhammer.thewholethingtook20seconds.
hetakesacassettetapefromanotherpocket...slapsitintothe
deck.brucespringsteen's'ramrod'wailsfromthecoaxials.
andmemphisfloorsit...andofftheytear...
thelookonhisfacesuggestsasupremesatisfaction...agrand
re-awakeningoflong-dormantpleasurecenters...aspeedjones,
fixedandfumy...
heslotsinbehindatleyjackson'sfirebird...andslottingin
behindmemphis,inaz-28,isdonnyastricky,mid-30s...
ontheygo...theforeandaftcarprovidingescort...
exceptthat,fromseeminglyoutofnowhere--
apolicecar
appearsbehindthem...
anddonnyinstantlygoesintodiversionarytactic...heraces
throughastopsign...andthecruiser'sbubblesflashon...and
donnyispulled-over...atleyandmemphisdriveonintheir
respectivevehicles...
theuniformcopgetsoutofhiscar,goestodonny.
donny
problem,officer?
policeman
yes.you'reunderarrest--?
donny
forrunningastopsign?
policeman
forgrandtheftauto-
andoffofdonny'slook--
wegotomemphisintheshelby...asfourcruiserscomesspeeding
towardhim,sirenswailing...
quickshotsofmemphisracingtheshelbythroughtheearlymorning
harbortownstreets...sirenspeel...memphisturnsupthemusic
...pinsthegas...thechaseison...
memphismaneuversthemustangwithadazzlingaplomb...memphis
gutterballingthecar,skatingtheshoulder,thecopsinheavy
pursuit...
andnowhe'spickedupanothercruiser...hepassesatleyjackson,
headingintheoppositedirection...atleyhaspicked-upapairof
cruisershimself...
memphisonastraightawaynow,speedsup,feelstheboost.butup
ahead,aroadblockhasformed...how'dtheygetthatdeployedso
fast?
andbehindhim,theunmarksblaze...
gunshisbitch...straightattheroadblock..threecruisersand
aportablewoodenbarricade...memphispinsher...zooooom!
dead-on
totheroadblock...
and,atthelastmoment,asthecopsdiveoutoftheway,memphis
bangsthegearshiftintoneutral--yankstheparkingbrake--
andthemustangspinsonthestraight--screechingspin...and
memphistakesthehardleft...
andhe'smanagedtooutrunthem...findinghimselfabovelower
grand...lookingdown...
hecanseethesecondarypursuitdownbelow...atleybeing
chased...inthedistance-atleyislaunchedfromtheshoulder,
thefirebirdrollingdownadrainageculvert...
landingwithasickeningthudonitsback.memphisishorrified.
ext.lowergrand-later
rescueteampresence.atleybeinghauledoutofthewreck...his
legisatornmess...he'sbarelyconscious...acuffeddonny
astrickyisdraggedtoawaitingcruiser...
apolicecarpullsup...andoutsteps
detectiverolandcastlebeck
ofg.r.a.b.thegovernor'sregionalauto-theftbureau.castlebeck
ismid-50s,black,saturnine.-butdon'tletthetacitnobility
foolyou-theman'sastreetviper...
castlebeckgoestoanothercop-hawkings..
hawkings
astricky.andjackson.nosignof
raines...
detectivecastlebeck
well,thenit'sallfornaught,
ain'tit,hawkings?
castlebecklooksoutoverthemess...andthenlooksup...
because,furtherdownlowergrand,acarisparked.itisthe
shelby.withmemphisleaningagainstitshood...
castlebecklooksaroundhim,butnoone'snoticed.sohewalks
towardit,handonhip...
detectivecastlebeck
iknowyou--
memphis
youknowmyback-
detectivecastlebeck
youwanttocomealongquiet?
memphis
how'satley--?
detectivecastlebeck
leg'sallbanged-up.hemadea
stupidplay...he'lllimparound
theyardupatfolsom.but
astrickywillbetheretotake
careofhim.withtheirpriors,
they'relookingataseriousbounce--
memphis
letthemgo--
detectivecastlebeck
how'sthat?
memphis
letthemgo.andi'llleave...
detectivecastlebeck
you'llleave--?
memphis
youdon'thaveanythingonme.a
misdeeauto-theft.igotnorecord.
i'llbeoutinthreedays,andbackat
it.oryouletthemgo,andigive
youmyword.i'mgone.andwithoutthe
ringleader...yourtee-timeshave
justgrownexponentially...
detectivecastlebeck
idon'tgolf...
andtheystareateachother,ascastlebeckconsiders.
detectivecastlebeck(cont'd)
idothis.andiseeyouagain.i'll
comeafteryouwitheverythingigot.
youwon'tbeabletostealaglance
atablindmanwithoutmebyyourside...
memphis
youhavemyword...
detectivecastlebeck
getoutofhere,then.now.
andmemphismakestogetintotheshelby...
detectivecastlebeck
leavethecar,randall...
memphisnods...takesonelastlookattheshelby...sorryto
leaveitbehind...andherunsoffintothemistsoflower
grand...
castlebeckwalksbacktowardthecrime-scenetumult...
detectivecastlebeck
arright,letlimgo.citehimfor
rollingthestop...andciteold
atleyfordrivingtoendanger...
hawkings
whatareyoutalkingabout,rollie?
we're
springing'em?
justlikethat?
detectivecastlebeck
justlikethat.quityourbellyaching,
hawkings...andlet'swrapthisup...
andoffofdonny'ssurprisedlook,asspringsteenwailsto
crescendoandwe
cutto:
ext.independence,california-day-6yearslater
some400milesnorthoflosangeles,independenceisaone
horsetown,andthehorsehasdied...singlestoplight,
single-enginefirehouse,singleeverything.normanrockwell
wouldfindthisburgasnooze..-wesettleonasmall,
garage...thepeelingsignreads:
'l.n.orrautomotive'
ownedandoperatedbymemphisraines...inbluecoveralls,
memphishasaplymouthdusteruponthelift...withhimisakid
-tom,19...lightnin'hopkins''automobileblues'playsthrough--
memphis
youknowwhatyougothere?
tom
notreally-
memphis
there'sexcessiveresistanceinthecranking
circuit...youknowwhatyougottado--?
tom
notreally--
memphis
youhaveanyotheranswersbesides
'notreally'?
tom
not--
memphis
right.youwanttotestthevoltagedrop...
usethevoltmeter...removetheprimary
leadfromtheignitioncoilandcrankher...
seewhatyougot...youunderstand--?
tomstartstosay'notreally'.instead,henods.memphistakesa
rootbeerfromanold-stylemachine.hegoesout...front...to
whereanolddenverpyle-coot-budgy-sitsonabench,smoking
anunfilteredlucky...memphissitsbesidehim,petsthe
200-year-olddogthatloungesnearby...
budgy
justcan'tfindgoodhelpthesedays--
memphis
(re:
cigarette)
thosethings'llkillya,budgy--
budgy
theywon'thaveachance.thebourbonand
bacon'llgetmefirst...
budgycackles...memphislooksoutatthedustylittlehamlet...
budgypointsatapassingcar...
budgy(cont'd)
thatone-
memphisbasedonthefordthunderbirdbodyshell;
theymodifiedthechassis,butdidn't
improveitsperformance...
budgypointsatanothercar...andwegetthesensetheyplay
thisgameeveryday...
memphis(cont'd)
the1970plymouthroadrunner.proof
positiveofasingleall-powerfuldeity.
thefirstbargain-pricedmusclecar
ever.theyeventunedthehornto
resemblethe'beepbeep'soundofthe
cartoonroadrunner...
andbudgylooksimpressed...asalways...
budgy
damn,you'regood
memphisnods...sipshisrootbeer...
budgy(cont'd)
yougottobingolastnight?
memphislooksathim...can'tbelieveithimself...
memphis
thatidid,budgy.thatidid--
and,frominsidethegarage,there'sthemosthorrificgrindof
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