厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白122倒人胃口的约会The One With the Ick Factor.docx
- 文档编号:6181035
- 上传时间:2023-01-04
- 格式:DOCX
- 页数:19
- 大小:28.54KB
厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白122倒人胃口的约会The One With the Ick Factor.docx
《厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白122倒人胃口的约会The One With the Ick Factor.docx》由会员分享,可在线阅读,更多相关《厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白122倒人胃口的约会The One With the Ick Factor.docx(19页珍藏版)》请在冰豆网上搜索。
厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白122倒人胃口的约会TheOneWiththeIckFactor
厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白:
122倒人胃口的约会TheOneWiththeIckFactor
厦门韦博英语()分享的提供一点老友记英语对白资料
122倒人胃口的约会TheOneWiththeIckFactor
(Scene:
CentralPerk.Everyoneisthere.)
Monica:
Tellhim.
Rachel:
No.
Phoebe:
Tellhim,tellhim.
Monica:
Just...pleasetellhim.
Rachel:
Shutup!
Chandler:
Tellmewhat?
Monica:
Lookatyou,youwon'tevenlookathim.
Chandler:
(sarcastically)Oh,comeontellme.Icoulduseanotherreasonwhywomenwon'tlookatme.
Rachel:
Allright,allright,allright.Lastnight,Ihadadreamthat,uh,youandI,were...
Phoebe:
Doingitonthistable.(pointsatthetable)
Chandler:
Wow!
Joey:
Exellentdreamscore.
Ross:
Why,why,whywouldyoudreamthat?
Chandler:
Moreimportantly,wasIanygood?
Rachel:
Well,youwereprettydamngood.
Chandler:
Interesting,causeinmydreams,I'mallwayssurprisinglyinadequate.(Monicapatshimonhislap)
Rachel:
Well,lastnightyouseemedtoknowyourwayaroundthetable.
Ross:
Iloveit,whenweshare.
(Rossgoesovertothecounter.Chandlerfollowshim.)
Chandler:
You'reokaythere?
Ross:
Ican'tbeliveyoutwohadsexinherdream.
Chandler:
I'msorry,itwasaone-time-thing.Iwasverydrunkandiwassomebodyelse'ssubconscious.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,continuedfromearlier,Chandlerissittingonthetable.]
Chandler:
HelloRachel.
Rachel:
Getoff.
Phoebe:
(pointsatJoey'spen)Uh,uh,gimme.Canyouseemeoperatingadrillpress?
Joey:
Idon'tknow.Whatareyouwearing?
(Chandler,MonicaandPhoebelooksathim)
Ross:
Pheebs,whywouldyouwanttooperateadrillpress?
Phoebe:
Justforsomeshort-term-work.Youknow,untilIgetbacksomeofmymassageclients.
Chandler:
Piratesagain?
Phoebe:
No,nothinglikethat.Iwasjust...suchadummie.Itaughtthis"massage-yourself-at-home-workshop."Andtheyare.
Joey:
Hey,hey,Chan.Shecouldworkforyou.
Chandler:
(sarcasticly)ThanksJoey,that'sagoodidea.
Phoebe:
What...Icould,Icoulddoit.Whatisit?
Chandler:
Well,mysecretaryisgonnabeoutforacoupleofweeks.Sheishavingoneofherboobsredused.(Rosslooksather.)It'sawholebigboobstory.
Phoebe:
Icouldbeasecretary.
Chandler:
Well,youknowPhoebs.Idon'tknowifit'syourkindathing,becauseitinvolvesalotofbeingnormal.Foralargeportionoftheday.
Phoebe:
Icoulddothat.
(Ross'sbeepergoesoff)
Rachel:
Whatareyouplayingwith?
Ross:
Oh,it'smynewbeeper.
Joey:
Whatthehelldoesapaleontologistneedabeeperfor?
Monica:
Isitlikefordinosauremergencies.'Help,comequick,they'restillextinct.'
Ross:
No,it'sforwhenCarolgoesintolabor.ShecangetmewhereverIam.Imean,allshehastodoistodial55-JIMBO.
Chandler:
Acoolphonenumber,andapossiblenameforthekid.
Monica:
Allright,I'llseeyouguyslater.(raises)
Rachel:
OfftoseeyoungEthan?
Monica:
Thankyou.
Joey:
HowyoungisyoungEthan?
Young?
Monica:
He's...ourage.
Chandler:
Whenwewere?
Monica:
Okay,he'saseniorincollege.
Ross:
College?
Chandler:
Whoa!
Andthismanchildhasnoproblemwithhowoldyouare?
Monica:
No,ofcoursenot.It'snotevenanissue.CauseItoldhimIwas22.
All:
What?
Monica:
Oh,Ican'tpassfor22?
Phoebe:
Well,maybe25-26.
Monica:
Iam26.
Phoebe:
Thereyougo.
[Scene:
Chandler'soffice,heandPhoebearetherewhenthephonestartsringing.]
Chandler:
Canyouhearthat?
Phoebe:
(playswithathumbtackremover)Yeah?
Chandler:
Seethat'llstopwhenyoupickupthephone.
Phoebe:
Oh.Uh,I'mon.(picksupthephone)
Phoebe:
(withadeepvoice)Mr.Bing'soffice.(Listens)NoI'msorry,he'sinameetingrightnow.
Chandler:
I'mnotinameeting.I'mright...Whoops.
Phoebe:
Willheknowwhatthisisinreferenceto?
(Listens)Andhehasyournumber?
(Listens)Allright,I'llseethathegetsthemessage.Byebye.
Chandler:
What?
Phoebe:
Rosssayshi.
Chandler:
Ah!
Phoebe:
Thisissofun.Allright,whatdowedonow?
Chandler:
Well,now,Iactuallyhavetogettowork.
Phoebe:
Mostlikely.(raisesandgoestowardthedoor)Okay,I'mgonnabeoutthere.
Chandler:
Okay.
Phoebe:
Allright.Byebye.
Chandler:
Byebye.
(Theintercombuzzes)
Chandler:
(answeringit)Yes?
Phoebe:
Whatchadoin'?
Chandler:
Ooh.(leansagainstthedesk)
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandRachelarethere.Monicaisjustfinishingcleaningthewindows.]
Monica:
Windowsareclean,candelsarelit.Uh,belt'stotight,gottachangethebelt.DidIturnthefish?
(goesovertothekitchentocheckonthedinner)No,causeImadelasagne.(toRachel)AmIoutofcontrol?
Rachel:
Justatouch.Mon,Idon'tunderstand.Imean,you'vebeendatingthisguysincelike,what...hismidterms?
Imean,whyallthesuddenareyouso...Oh.
Monica:
What?
Rachel:
CouldtonightbetheNight?
Monica:
Idon'tknow.Lookhe'sagreatguyandIlovebeingwithhimbut...youknow.Thingshappen,andtheyhappen.Youdon'tplanthesethings.
Rachel:
So,didyoushaveyourlegs?
Monica:
Yeah.
Rachel:
A-ha!
[Scene:
CentralPerk.JoeyandRossarethere.]
Joey:
WouldyouletitgoRoss.Itwasjustadream.Itdoesn'tmean...
(Ross'sbeepergoesoff)
Ross:
Oh,oh.Oh,oh.Ohthisisit.Ohmygodit'sbabytime.Babytime.
Joey:
Allright,relax,relax.Justrelax,justrelax.Becool,becool.
(Rossdialsanumberonhiscellularphone)
Ross:
(onphone)Yeah,hi,Iwasjustbeeped.(pause)No,Andr?
isnothere.(toJoey)Thirdtimetoday.(onphone)Yes,I'msure...No,sir.Idon'tperformthosekindofservices.
Joey:
Services?
(Rosslooksathim)Oh,services.
Ross:
(onphone)Yeah,youwant55-JUMBO.Yeah,that'sright.That'sright,JUMBOwithaU,sir.(pause)No,beliveme,youdon'twantme.Judgingbyhisnumber,I'dbeahugedisappointment.(pause)Allrightie,byebye.
(PhoebeandChandlerenter)
Joey:
Hey,hey.Howwasthefirstday?
Phoebe:
Oh,exellent.Everyonewasso,sonice.
Chandler:
See,itpaystoknowthemanwhowearsmyshoes.(JoeyandRosswonderwhathemeans)Me.
Phoebe:
No,Ididn'ttellanybodythatIknewyou.
Chandler:
Whynot?
Phoebe:
Oh,because,youknow...theydon'tlikeyou.
Chandler:
What?
!
Phoebe:
Ithoughtyouknewthat.
Chandler:
Noho.Whodoesn'ttheylikeme?
Phoebe:
Everyone.Exceptforuh...noeveryone.
Chandler:
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Phoebe:
Don'tfeelbad.Youknowtheyusedtolikeyoualot.Butthenyougotpromoted,and,youknow,nowyou'relike"Mr.BossMan".Youknow,Mr.Bing.Mr.Bing,"BossManBing".
(JoeyandRosslaughs)
Chandler:
Ican'tbeliveit.
Phoebe:
Yeah,yeah.Theyevendoyou.
Chandler:
Theydome?
Phoebe:
Youknowlike...uhokay...uh...'Couldthatreportbeanylater?
'
(JoeyandRosslaughs)
Chandler:
Idon'tsoundlikethat.
Ross:
Oh,ohChandler...
Joey:
Oh...Yeah,youdo.
Ross:
'Thehillswerealivewiththesoundofmusic.'
(Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaughs)
Joey:
(reachesforhiscones)Myscones.
Phoebe,Joey,andRoss:
'Myscones.'
(Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaughsagain)
Chandler:
Okay,Idon'tsoundlikethat.Thatissonottrue.
(JoeyandChandlerlaughs)
Chandler:
Thatissonot...Thatissonot...That...Oh,shutup!
(Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaugh)
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandYoungEthanaresittinginthecouch.]
Monica:
Didnot.
YoungEthan:
Iamtellingyou,upuntilIwas,likenine,Ithoughtthatgunpointwasanactualplacewherecrimeshappen.
Monica:
Howwasthatpossible?
YoungEthan:
Well,thinkaboutit.It'salwaysonthenews.'Amanisbeingheldup,atgunpoint.''Touristsarebeingterrorised,atgunpoint.'AndIjustkeptthinking:
whydoespeoplecontinuetogothere?
(Hecheckshiswatch.)Oh,ah.Ishouldgo.
Monica:
Okay.
(Theykiss)
YoungEthan:
Okay.
Monica:
Unless...
YoungEthan:
What?
Monica:
Uh,ah.Unlessyouwannastayover?
Imean,I'mgoingto,so...
YoungEthan:
Yeah,I'dreallylikethat.
(Theykiss)
YoungEthan:
Uuh,beforewegetintoanystaying-over-stuff,thereissomethingyoushouldknow.
Monica:
Okay,isthislike'Ihaveanearlyclasstomorrow'or'I'msecretlymarriedtoagoat?
'
YoungEthan:
Wellit'ssomewhereinbetween.Yousee,inastrictlytechnicalsense,ofcourse,I'mnotuh...,wellI,ImeanIhaven'teveruh...
Monica:
Ethan?
YoungEthan:
Yeah?
Monica:
Areyouavirgin?
YoungEthan:
Well,ifthat'swhatyoukidsarecallingitthesedaysthen,yesIam.Iuh,I'vekindabeenwaitingfortherightperson.
Monica:
Really?
YoungEthan:
Yeah.YoudoknowIwastalkingaboutyou,right?
(Theykiss)
[Timelapse.TheyarenowinMonica'sbedroom,onthebed.]
YoungEthan:
Wow!
Monica:
Youkeepsayingthat.
YoungEthan:
Youknow,youreadaboutit,youseeitinthemovies.Evenwhenyoupracticeitathome,manohman,itisnothinglikethat.
(Theykiss)
Monica:
Listen,uh,youtoldmesomethingthatwasreallydifficultforyou.AndI,I-Ifiguredifyoucouldbehonest,thenIcanto.
YoungEthan:
Ohgod,don'ttellme,Ididitwrong.
Monica:
No-no.Nothingwrongaboutthat.
YoungEthan:
Oh.
Monica:
Um,okay,hereitgoes.I'mnot22.I'm,I'm25...andthirteenmonths.
YoungEthan:
Huh!
Monica:
ButIfigured,youknow,thatshouldn'tchangeanything.Imean,whatthehelldoesitmatterhowoldweare.
(Theykiss)
YoungEthan:
Uh,listenum,aslongaswe'retellingstuff,uh,Ihaveanotheroneforyou.I'malittleyoungerthanIsaid.
Monica:
You'renotasenior?
YoungEthan:
Oh,I'masenior...inHighSchool.
Monica:
Ok...ay.
CommercialBreak
[Scene:
Monica'sBedroom,continuedfromearlier.]
Monica:
Whatwedidwaswrong.Ohgod,Ijusthadsexwithsomebodythatwasn'taliveduringtheBicentennial.
YoungEthan:
Ijusthadsex.
Monica:
Ethan,focus.Howcouldyounottellme?
YoungEthan:
Well,yo
- 配套讲稿:
如PPT文件的首页显示word图标,表示该PPT已包含配套word讲稿。双击word图标可打开word文档。
- 特殊限制:
部分文档作品中含有的国旗、国徽等图片,仅作为作品整体效果示例展示,禁止商用。设计者仅对作品中独创性部分享有著作权。
- 关 键 词:
- 厦门韦博英语培训分享老友记对白122倒人胃口的约会The One With the Ick Factor 厦门 英语 培训 分享 老友 对白 122 胃口 约会
链接地址:https://www.bdocx.com/doc/6181035.html