六人行中英对照809 The One With The Rumor.docx
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六人行中英对照809TheOneWithTheRumor
809TheOneWithTheRumor
[Scene:
JoeyandRachel's,JoeyisreadingWhattoExpectWhenYou’reExpectingasRachelentersfromherbedroom.]
Joey:
HeyRachlisten,didyouknowthatduringpregnancyyourfingersswelluptotwicetheirsizeandnevergoback.
Rachel:
(lookingatherfingers)Ohmy…God!
Letmeseethat!
(Grabsthebookfromhim.)
Joey:
(laughing)Youfallforiteverytime!
Phoebe:
(entering)Hey!
Rachel:
Hi!
Phoebe:
Ibroughtyoumyoldmaternityclothes!
(Setsabagonthecounter.)
Rachel:
OhPheebsthat’ssosweet—(Grabsapairofpants)—Ooh,thosearesocute!
Phoebe:
Yeah!
Andlook,(Grabsthepants)seehowtheyexpandasthebabygrows?
(There’sastretchypartinfront.)Andthenafterthebaby’sborn,they’regreatforshopliftingmelons.
Monica:
(entering)Ohgoodyou’reallhere.Thanksgivingtomorrow,fouro’clock.(ToRachel)Oh,guesswhoIinvited.RememberthatguyWillColbertfromhighschool?
Rachel:
No.
Monica:
HewasinRoss’sclass…marchingband…kindaoverweight?
Well,reallyoverweight.ImeanIwashisthinfriend.
Rachel:
Wow!
Idon’trememberhim.Honey,areyousureyou’renottalkingaboutyourimaginaryboyfriend.
Monica:
NothatwasJarred!
Wow!
Ihaven’tthoughtabouthiminalongtime…(Staresoffintothedistancelostinthought.)(Pause)Anyway,ummWill’s,Will’shereonbusinessandhedidn’thaveaplacetogosoIinvitedhimhere.
Rachel:
Ohthat’snice.
Monica:
Oh,andbytheway,he’slostabunchofweight.Imeanhelooksgoo-ood!
Okay,Imeanreally,reallygorgeous!
(Joeyclearshisthroat.)IstillloveChandler.
Joey:
Ijustwantyoutosayitonceinawhile.
Monica:
Allrightokay,justsoyouknow,I’mnotgonnamakeaturkeythisyear.
Joey:
What?
!
Monica:
WellPhoebedoesn’teatturkey…
Joey:
Phoebe!
Phoebe:
Turkey’sarebeautiful,intelligentanimals!
Joey:
Nothey’renot!
They’reuglyandstupidanddelicious!
Monica:
Allright!
Okay,it’sjustPhoebe.Will’sstillonadiet,Chandlerdoesn’teatThanksgivingfood,andRachel’shavingheraversiontopoultry.
Joey:
Sheis?
Rachel:
RememberIhadtoleavetheroomtheotherdaywhenyouhadthatroastchicken?
Joey:
Yeah.ButIthoughtthatwasbecauseIputthewholethingonmyhandandmadeitwalkacrossthetable.
Monica:
Anyway,itjustdoesn’tseemworthittomakeawholeturkeyforjustthreepeople.Okay?
It’salotofwork.
Joey:
ButyougottahaveturkeyonThanksgiving!
Imean,Thanksgivingwithnoturkeyislike-likeFourthofJulywithnoapplepie!
OrFridaywithnotwopizzas!
Monica:
Allrightfine!
Ifitmeansthatmuchtoyou!
Butjust—there’sgonnabeatonleftover.
Joey:
Notherewon’t!
IpromiseIwillfinishthatturkey!
Monica:
Allright,you’retellingmeyoucaneatanentireturkeyinjustonesitting?
Joey:
That’sright!
‘CauseI’maTribbiani!
(ToRachel)Andthisiswhatwedo!
Imeanwemaynotbegreatthinkersorworldleaders,wedon’treadalotorrunveryfast,butdamnit!
Wecaneat!
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler's,Chandleriswatchingfootball,andit’sactuallytherightgameGreenBayatDetroit(althoughnotthisyear’s),asMonicaisgettingeverythingready.]
Monica:
Hey,isn’tweirdtothinkabouthownextyearatthistimethey’llbealittlebabyatthetable?
(Chandlerturnsaroundinhorror.)(Seeinghim)Rachel’s!
Butgoodtoknowwhereyou’reat!
Phoebe:
(entering)Hey!
Monica:
Hey!
Phoebe:
HappyThanksgiving!
Monica:
Youtoo!
Phoebe:
AnythingIcandotohelp?
Monica:
Actuallythereis.Chandlerusuallyhelpsmewiththis,buthe’sreallyintothegamesoIdon’twanttobotherhim.Couldyouhelpmefoldthesenapkins?
(Handsherastackofthem.)
Phoebe:
Sure!
Monica:
I’mgonnagoacrossthehalltocheckontheyams.
Phoebe:
Okay.(Shestartsfoldingthenapkinsinhalf.)
Monica:
No!
No!
No!
Nosweetie!
No!
Notlikethat!
We’renotatabarndance.You’vegotta—youwannafoldthemlikeswans.LikeIshowedyouatChristmastime,remember?
Phoebe:
Yeah,italljustcamescreamingbacktome.(Monicaexits.)(ToChandler)Sohow’sthegame?
Chandler:
Ihavenoidea.
Phoebe:
What?
Chandler:
Yeah!
I’mjustpretendingtowatchthegamesoIdon’thavetohelpoutwithstuff.
Phoebe:
Idon’tbelieveyou!
Thatis…brilliant!
AndMonicahasnoidea?
Chandler:
Nope!
EveryonceandawhileIjustscreamstuffattheTV.
(MonicaentersandChandlerscreamsstuffattheTV.)
Monica:
Isyourteamwinninghon?
Chandler:
Yeah!
Andersonjustscoredagain!
(ToPhoebe)There’snoAnderson.
Phoebe:
WellIwanttogetinonthis.HeyMon?
Idon’tthinkIcanhelpyouafterall,Ididn’trealizethisgamewason.
Monica:
Oh,Ididn’tknowyoulikedfootball.
Phoebe:
WellnormallyIdon’t,buty’know…(looksattheTV)…GreenBayisplaying.
Monica:
YoulikeGreenBay?
Phoebe:
Wellit’sonlylikemyfavoritebay!
{Actually,it’snotbad.Itjustgetsalittlecoldinwinter,butinWisconsinwinteronlylastsfromAugusttoJune.☺}
(PhoebejoinsChandleronthecouchasthereisaknockonthedoorwhichMonicaanswers.)
Monica:
Hey!
Will:
Hey!
(Oh,Ishouldpointoutthatthelivestudioaudienceatthispointgoesabsolutelywild.AndIhadabsolutelynoideathatthisWillcharacterwasthatpopular!
Maybetheyshouldmakehimtheseventhfriend.Whichwouldworkoutjustfinesincehe’salreadymarriedtooneofthem.WillisplayedbysomeguynamedBradPitt,Iguesshe’ssomesortofactor.)
Will:
HappyThanksgiving!
Monica:
Awwthanks!
GodWillI’msogladthatyoucame!
Youlookgreat!
Youmust’velostlike…
Will:
150pounds.Yeah,I’mgonnabeinoneofthoseSubwaysandwichcommercials.
Monica:
Apie!
(Willbroughtapie.)
Will:
Ohright.Allright,it’snofat,it’snosugar,it’snodairy…it’snogood.Throwitout.
Monica:
Youwannameetsomepeople?
Thisisuh;thisismyhusbandChandler.Chandler,thisisWill.
Will:
Hey.
Chandler:
Ohhey.I’dshakeyourhandbutuh;I’mreallyintothegame.Plus,Ithinkit’dbebetterformyegoifwedidn’tstandrightnexttoeachother.
Monica:
ThisisPhoebe.
Phoebe:
(nonchalantlyglancing)Hey.(Turnsbackaround.)Wow!
(Looksup.)Welldone.
Monica:
(toWill)Wannagivemeahand?
Will:
Sure!
Monica,Ican’tgetoverhowgreatyoulook!
Youlookstunning!
Monica:
Wellyoulookincredibletoo!
You’rejust—you’resofit!
Chandler:
I’mwatchingthegame,butI’mnotdeaf!
Monica:
Ohumm,Imeanttotellyou,Rossiscoming.
Will:
Rossiscoming.Great!
IloveRoss!
Monica:
Good.AndRachelGreentoo.(Willstopssuddenly.)
Will:
Oh.
Monica:
Isthereaproblem?
Will:
Nope.Uh,it’sokay.It’sjustuh,GodIhatedher.
Monica:
What?
Will:
Yeah,Ihatedher.Shewashorribletomeinhighschool.Buthey,itwasalongtimeago,I’minagoodplace,itmightbeactuallyfuntoseeheragain.Yougotanycakesorcookiesorsomething?
(Startslooking.)NoWillno!
Chandler:
(ToPhoebe)Y’know,it’sbeenawhilesincewe’vescreamedsomething.Maybeweshould.
Phoebe:
Ohokay.
Chandler:
Ohcomeon!
Phoebe:
Noooo!
!
Damnyouref!
Youburninhell!
!
!
(Joeyenterseatingpotatochips.)
Monica:
Hey,whatareyoudoing?
Yougottasaveroom,you’vegotalmostanentireturkeytoeat.
Joey:
Letmeexplaintoyouhowthehumanbodyworks.Ihavetowarmmystomachfirst.Eatin’chipsislikestretching.
Monica:
Allright.
Joey:
Don’tworry,Tribbianisnevergetfull.
Will:
Iactuallyknowwhatyou’retalkingabout.I’mheretotellyousomethingmyfriend,youcaneatandeatandeatbutnothingwilleverfillthatvoid.
Joey:
(ToMonica)Whothehellisthisguy?
Monica:
Will!
Fromhighschool.
Joey:
Ohhey!
Monica:
(toWill)Joey.
Will:
Hello.
Ross:
(entering)Will!
Will:
Ross!
Ross:
Hey-heyyoucame!
Manyoulookincredible!
Hotstuff!
(TheyhugandRossrealizeswhathesaid.)Hotstuff?
Will:
It’sgoodtoseeyouman.
Ross:
Yeah,youtoo.Man,so-sowhatareyouupto?
Will:
I’macommoditiesbroker.
Ross:
Really?
Yeahthat-thatsoundsinteresting.
Will:
Yeah,it’snot.ButI’mrichandthin.
Ross:
Oh!
ManIdon’tthinkI’veseenyousinceuh,LanceDavis’graduationparty.
Will:
Thatwassuchafunnight!
Ross:
Yeah.Itwould’vebeengoodifwehadgottenin,butstillrealfun.
Will:
Yeah.
Ross:
Yeah.
Will:
Godwewerelamebackthen.Doyourememberhowintodinosaurswewere?
Ross:
(laughs)Yeah.
Will:
Sowhatdoyou,whatdoyoudonow?
Ross:
Sohowlongareyouintown?
Rachel:
(entering,carryingabakingdish)Hi!
Monica:
Heysweetie.Ohgood.(Takesthebakingdishfromher.)
Will:
(glaringatRachel)RachelGreen.
Ross:
Aw—oh,that’sright.Are-areyougonnabeokay?
Will:
Oh,I’ll-I’llbefine.JustGodIhateherRoss!
Ihateher!
Ross:
Will,highschoolwas-wasalongtimeago.
Will:
Lookatherstandingtherewiththoseyams!
MytwogreatestenemiesRoss:
RachelGreenandcomplexcarbohydrates.
Rachel:
(seesWill)OhmyGodMonica,whoisthat?
Monica:
That’sWillfromhighschool!
Rachel:
Oh!
Idonotrememberhim!
Wow!
He'sreallygotthatsexy,smolderingthinggoingon.(WeseeWillangrilystaringatRachel.)OhmyGod,he’s…Lookatthewayhe’sjuststaringatme.Ithinkhe’stryingtomouthsomethingtome,butIcan’tmakeitout.(Willmouths,"Ihateyou.")
Monica:
Okay,dinner’sready!
Chandler:
Goodgame!
Phoebe:
Yeah.
Chandler:
Yeah.Solideffort.Solideffort.
Monica:
Oh,sowhowon?
Phoebe:
(simultaneously)GreenBay.
Chandler:
(simultaneously)Detroit.
Monica:
What?
Phoebe:
WelltheLionstechnicallywon,butitwasamoralvictoryfortheGreenBay…Mermen.
(TheysitdownatthetableandWillgoestotalktoRachel.)
Rachel:
Hi!
Will,right?
Will:
Right.
Rachel:
Hi!
I’mRachelGreen.
Will:
OhI-Irememberyou.
Rachel:
Really?
!
Aren’tyousweet!
Igottatellyouthough,Iam,Iamh
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