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英语幽默阅读
幽默阅读
.完型填空
ItwasaMondaymorning.Astheteacherwalkedintotheclassroom,heheardalowvoice,“Here’stheteacher,Iam1thisboringfellowisgoingtotalkabouthowtousecommas(逗号).”Itwas2voiceandtheteacherknewwho3.
However,theteacherdidn’tget4.Hesaid5aboutitbutreallybegantotalkabouthowtousecommas.Andthenhewrotethefollowingsentenceontheblackboard,“Nick6theteacherisaboringfellow.”
Theclass7andNick’s8turnedred.
“Now,”saidtheteacher,“I’lltellyouthe9ofcommas.”Heputtwocommasinthesentence,andthenread,“10isaboringfellow.”
()1.A.sorryB.sureC.gladD.excited
()2.A.aboy’sB.agirl’sC.hisD.her
()3.A.didheB.hedidC.washeD.hewas
()4.A.happyB.happinessC.angryD.anger
()5.A.somethingB.anythingC.everythingD.nothing
()6.A.sayB.saysC.sayingD.said
()7.A.laughedB.stoppedC.lookedD.talked
()8.A.headB.eyesC.faceD.nose
()9.A.meaningB.importanceC.matterD.view
()10.A.Theteachersays,Nick,B.Nick,says,theteacher
C.Theteacher,says,NickD.Nick,saystheteacher,
第三部分:
英语知识运用(共两节,满分45分)
第一节完形填空(共20小题;每小题1.5分,满分30分)
阅读下面短文,从短文后各题所给的四个选项(A、B、C和D)中,选出可以填入空白处的最佳选项,并在答题卡上将该项涂黑。
Afarmerwenttotowntosellhisvegetables.Butitwassnowingthatafternoon,andthere_21_fewpeopleinthestreet.Sowhenhisvegetablesweresoldout,itwasdark._22_hiswayhome,hesawaman_23_inthesnow.Heputhisbasket_24_andwasgoingto_25themantogetup.Atthattimehefound26wasadeadman_27_thattherewas_28bloodontheground.Hewas_29_frightenedthatheranaway_30,_31_hisbasketaway.
Thenext_32_thefarmerwassenttothepolicestation.Aftershowinghimthebasket,anofficerasked,“Isthisyours?
”“Yes,sir.”thefarmeranswered_33_.
“Whendidyouseethedeadman?
”
“Ataboutsevenyesterdayevening.”
“Didyouseewho_34him?
”theofficerbroughtoutaknifeandasked,“Haveyouseenityet?
”“No,sir.”
Theofficerbecameangryandtoldthepoliceman_35_himupand_36_himinprison.
Thatafternoontheofficerwenton37_thefarmer._38theknife,theofficeraskedhimagain,“Now,listentome!
Didyouseeityet?
”“Yes,sir.”
“Well,”theofficerbecame_39_andasked,“butwhenandwhere?
”
“Isawit_40thismorning,sir.”
21.A.hadB.wasC.wouldhaveD.were
22.A.OnB.ByC.InD.At
23.A.lyingB.layC.liedD.laying
24.A.inthesnowB.onhisshoulderC.onhisbackD.ontheground
25.A.makeB.helpC.letD.hope
26.A.himB.himjustC.itD.himself
27.A.evenB.soC.andD./
28.A.alotB.muchC.quiteafewD.many
29.A.veryB.muchC.soD.verymuch
30.A.intimeB.slowlyC.happilyD.quickly
31.A.withouttakingB.nottookC.andtookD.taking
32.A.afternoonB.morningC.nightD.evening
33.A.loudlyB.friendlyC.nervouslyD.proudly
34.A.killedB.askedC.sentD.helped
35.A.beatingB.beatC.ofbeatingD.tobeat
36.A.putB.sentC.tookD.send
37.A.askingB.toaskC.tryingD.totry
38.A.PointedB.TopointtoC.Pointedto
D.Pointingto
39.A.greyB.happyC.angryagainD.silly
40.A.inmybasketB.hereC.nearmybasket
D.inthesnow
阅读理解
Jackisatwenty-year-oldyoungman.Twoyearsago,whenhefinishedmiddleschool,hefoundworkinashop.Usuallyheworksuntilteno'clockintheevening.Heisverytiredwhenhegetshome.Afteraquicksupperhegoestobedandsoonfallsasleep.Hisgrandmawholivesdownstairsissatisfiedwith(满意)him.
Oneday,onhiswayhome,hemetMary.Theywerebothhappy.Heaskedthegirltohishouse,sheagreedhappily.Heboughtsomefruitanddrinksforher.Andtheytalkedabouttheirschool,teachers,classmatesandtheirfuture(未来).Theytalkedforalongtime.
“Havealookatyourwatch,please,”saidthegirl.“Whattimeisitnow?
”
“Sorry,somethingiswrongwithmywatch,”saidJack.“Where'syours?
”
“Ileftitathome.”
Jackthoughtforamomentandfoundaway.Hebegantostamphisfootonthefloor,“Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
”
Thesoundwokehisgrandmaup.Theoldwomanshouteddownstairs,“It'stwelveo'clockinthenight,Jack.Whyareyoustilljumpingupstairs?
”
1.Jackwas________whenhefinishedmiddleschool.
A.sixteen
B.eighteen
C.twenty
D.fifteen
2.TheoldwomanissatisfiedwithJackbecause________.
A.he'shergrandson
B.he'sclever
C.hecankeepquiet
D.hegetshomeontime
3.Fromthestory,wecanknowthatMaryisJack's________.
A.classmate
B.colleague(同事)
C.aunt
D.wife
4.Theword“stamp”inthestorymeans______inChinese.
A.盖印
B.跺
C.贴邮票
D.承认
5.Jackstampedhisfootonthefloorinorder(为了)________.
A.towakehisgrandmaup
B.tomakehisgrandmaangry
C.thathisgrandmawasgoingtotellhimthetime
D.thathisgrandmawasgoingtobuyhimawatch
Oncetherelivedanoldmaninatown.Healwaysforgotalotofthings.Sohiswifealwayshadtosaytohim,“Don'tforgetthis.”
Onedayhewentonalongwayalone.Beforehelefthome,hiswifesaid,“Nowyouhaveallthesethings.Youneedthemonyourway.Takecareofyourthingsontheway.”Hewenttothestation.Heboughtaticketandgotonthetrainwithit.
Aboutanhourlater,theconductorbegantoseethetickets.Hecametotheoldmanandsaid,“Willyoupleaseshowmeyourticket?
”Theoldmanlookedforhisticketinallhispocketsbuthecouldnotfindit.Hewasveryworried.“Ican'tfindmyticket.IreallyboughtaticketbeforeIgotonthetrain,”saidtheoldman.
“Ithinkyouareright.Ibelieveyouboughtaticket.Allright,youdon'thavetobuyanotherticket,”saidtheconductorkindly.Buttheoldmanstill(仍然)lookedworriedandsaidsadly,“Youdon'tknowwhyI'mworried.IfIdon'tfindmyticket,Ican'tremembermystation.WhereamIgoing?
”
1.Theoldmanboughtaticket_______.
A.afterhegotonthetrain
B.beforehegotonthetrain
C.whentheconductortoldhimtobuyone
D.whenhefoundhehadnoticketwithhim
2.Aboutanhourlater,theconductorbegan_______.
A.tobuythetickets
B.tolookforthetickets
C.tocheck(检查)thetickets
D.toshowthetickets
3.Theconductortoldtheoldmanthathedidn'tneedtobuyanotherticketbecause_________.
A.themanwasveryold
B.hethoughttheoldmanhadnomoneywithhim
C.theoldmanshowedhimtheticket
D.hebelievedtheoldman
4.Theoldmanstilllookedworriedbecause_________.
A.hecouldn'tgetonthetrain.
B.helosthisticketandalotofmoney
C.hethoughthiswifewouldgetangrywithhim
D.heforgotwherehewasgoing
5.Whichofthefollowing(下列)isright?
A.Theoldmanwentonthetripwithhiswife
B.Theoldmandidn'tfindhisticket
C.Theconductorwasalsoanoldman
D.Theoldmanhadtobuyanotherticket
A
Amanwaslookingforthingsofoldtimes.Onedayhecametoavillageandfoundabluebowlwhichlookedveryold.Thebowlwasonthegroundandacatwasdrinkingmilkfromit.Afarmer,theownerofthecat,waslyingbesidethebowl.Inordernottodrawthefarmer'sattentiontothevalueofthebowl,themansaidtohiminasoftvoice,"Whatanicecatyouhave!
Won'tyousellittome?
"
"Howmuchwouldyougivemeforit?
"thefarmeropenedhiseyesandasked.
"Twentydollars.Woulditbeenough?
"
Afewminuteslater,thefarmeragreed.Afterhepaidthefarmer,themansaid,"Mycatwillcertainlyfeelthirsty.MayItakethebowlsothatthecatcanhavemilk?
"
Butthefarmersaid,"I'msorryIcan'tgiveittoyou.Thankstothebowl,Ihavealreadysoldtwentycats."
1.Themanliked________.
A.keepingoldthings
B.travellingfromvillagetovillage
C.meetingfarmers
D.buyingcats
2.Whydidthemanwanttobuythecat?
Because_______.
A.itwasverylovely
B.thecatcostmoremoneythanthebowl
C.hethoughthecouldeasilygetthebowlifheboughtthecat
D.hehadn'tenoughmoneytobuyboththecatandthebowl
3.Afterheboughtthecat,themanaskedforthebowl,becausehethought_______.
A.thebowlshouldgowiththecat
B.thebowlhadabeautifulcolour
C.thefarmerdidn'tknowthevalueofthebowl
D.thecatcouldnotlivewithoutthebowl
4.Thefarmerkeptthebowlsothathecould_______.
A.letanothercatuseit
B.sellmorecats
C.sellmorebowls
D.usethebowlhimself
B
Ayoungpassengerwaslookingeverywhereforhisticketbecausetheconductorwascomingtopunchtheticket.Hewaslookingforitinallthepocketsofhiscoatsandtrousers.Whatsurprisedtheotherpassengersmostwasthattheyfoundhehadtheticketinhismouth.Theconductorquicklypulledtheticketoutofhismouth,puncheditandgaveitbacktohim.Whentheconductormovedon,alltheotherpassengerscouldn'thelplaughing.Oneofthemsaidtohimatlast,"I'msureyoufeltfoolishjustnow,sittingtherelookingeverywhereforyourticketwhenitwasrightinyourmouthallthetime."
"Foolish?
"answeredthepassenger,"Iwaschewing(咀嚼)thedateoff."
5.Fromthestoryweknowthattheyoungpassenger_______.
A.reallylosthisticketB.waslookingforalostticket
C.didn'tbuyaticketforthetripD.didn'trememberwherehehadputhisticket
6.Theotherpassengersweresurprisedbecause________.
A.thepassengerlosthisticket
B.thepassengerwaschewinghisticket
C.theysawtheticketwasjustinthepassenger'smouth
D.theconductormovedawaywithoutquestioningthepassenger
7.Itisclearthattheconductor________.
A.knewtheyo
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