Sexandthecity剧本season1ep01.docx
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Sexandthecity剧本season1ep01
Sexandthecity剧本
Season1episode01“sexandthecity”
Onceuponatime,anEnglishjournalistcametoNewYork.
Elizabethwasattractiveandbright.andrightawayshehookedupwithoneofthecity'stypicallyeligiblebachelors.
Thequestionremains-isthisreallyacompanywewanttoown?
Timwas42,awell-likedandrespectedbankerwhomadeabouttwomillionayear.
Theymetoneevening,intypicalNewYorkfashion,atagalleryopening.
Likeit?
Yes,actuallylthinkit'squiteinteresting.What?
Ifeellikelknowyoufromsomewhere.
Oh,doubtful.LonlyjustmovedherefromLondon.
London?
Really?
That'smyall-timefavoritecity.
Itis?
Absolutely.
ltwasloveatfirstsight.
Youknow,lthinkperhapsihavemetyousomewherebefore.
Fortwoweekstheysnuggled...
wenttoromanticrestaurants...
hadwonderfulsex...
andsharedthemostintimatesecrets.
Onewarmspringday,hetookhertoatownhousehesawinSunday’sNewYorkTimes.
Howaboutifwestartatthetopandworkourwaydown?
Therearefourbedroomsupstairs.Doyouhaveanychildren?
Notyet.
Thatday,Timpoppedthequestion.
HowdoyouliketohavedinnerwithmyfolksTuesdaynight?
l'dloveto.
OnTuesdayhecalledwithsomebadnews.
Mymother'snotfeelingverywell.
Oh,gosh,l'msorry.
Couldwetakearaincheck?
Ofcourse.
Tellyourmumlhopeshefeelsbetter.
Whenshehadn'theardfromhimfortwoweeks,shecalled.
Tim,it'sElizabeth.That'sanawfullylongraincheck.
Hesaidhewasuptohisearsandthathe'dcallherthenextday.
Heneverdidcall.Bastard.
Shetoldmeonedayovercoffee.
ldon'tunderstand.
lnEngland,lookingathousestogetherwouldhavemeantsomething.
ThenlrealizednoonehadtoldherabouttheendofloveinManhattan.
Welcometotheageof“un-innocence''.
NoonehasbreakfastatTiffany's,andnoonehasaffairstoremember.
lnstead,wehavebreakfastat7:
00amandaffairswetrytoforgetasquicklyaspossible.
Self-protectionandclosingthedealareparamount.
Cupidhasflowntheco-op.
Howthehelldidwegetintothismess?
Therearethousandsmaybetensofthousandsofwomenlikethisinthecity.
Weallknowthemandweallagreethey'regreat.
Theytravel,theypaytaxes,they'llspend$400onapairofManoloBlahnikstrappysandals,andthey'realone.
lt'sliketheriddleoftheSphinx.Whyaretheresomanygreatunmarriedwomenandnogreatunmarriedmen?
lexplorethesesortsofissuesinmycolumnandlhaveterrificsources:
myfriends.
Whenyou'reayoungguyinyour20s,womencontrollin’therelationships.
Sobythetimeyou'reaneligiblemaninyour30s,youfeellikeyou'rebeingdevouredbywomen.
Suddenly,theguysareholdingallthechips.
lcallitthemid-30spowerflip''.
lt'sallaboutageandbiology.
Imean,lfyouwanttogetmarried,it'stohavekids,right?
Andyoudon’twantdoitwithsomeoneolderthan35,youhavetohavekidsrightaway,andthat'saboutit.
Ithinkthesewomenshouldjustforgetaboutmarriage...andhaveagoodtime.
lhaveafriendwho'dalwaysgoneoutwithextremelysexyguysandjusthadagoodtime.
Onedayshewokeupandshewas41.Shecouldn'tgetanymoredates.
Shehadacompletephysicalbreakdown,couldn'tholdonherjobandhadtomovedbacktoWisconsintolivewithhermother.
Trustme,thisisnotastorythatmakesmenfeelbad.
Mostmenarethreatenedbysuccessfulwomen.
lfyouwanttogettheseguys,youhavetokeepyourmouthshutandplaybytherules.
ltotallybelievethatloveconquersall.
Sometimesyoujusthavetogiveitalittlespaceandthat'sexactlywhat’smissinginManhattan,thespaceforromance.
Theproblemisexpectations–olderwomendon’twanttosettleforwhat'savailable.
Bythetimeyoureachyourmid-30syouthink”whyshouldlsettle?
”Youknow?
It’sliketheolderweget,themorewekeepself-selectingdowntoasmaller&smallergroup.
WhatwomenreallywantisAlecBaldwin.
There'snotonewomaninNewYorkwhohasn'tturneddown10wonderfulguysbecausetheyweretooshortortoofatortoopoor.
l'vebeenoutwithsomeofthoseguys-theshort,fatpoorones.ltmakesabsolutelynodifference.
Theyarejustasself-centeredandunappreciativeasthegood-lookingones.
Whydon'tthesewomenjustmarryafatguy?
Whydon'ttheyjustmarryabigfattuboflard?
Happybirthday,dearMiranda,Happybirthdaytoyou
Another30-somethingbirthdaywithagroupofunmarriedfemalefriends.
Wewouldallhavepreferredacelebratoryconferencecall.
Youweresaying?
Look,lfyou'reasuccessfulsinglewomaninthiscity,youhave2choices:
youcanbangyourheadagainstwallandtryandfindarelationshiporyoucansay“screwit”,andjustgooutandhavesexlikeaman.
Youmeanwithdildos?
No.lmeanwithoutfeeling.
SamanthawasaNewYorkinspiration,apublicrelationsexecutive.
Sheroutinelysleptwithgood-lookingguysintheir20s.
RememberthatguyIwasgoingoutwith?
oh,god,Whatwashisname?
Drew.
Drew,thesexgod.
Right,Afterwards
ldidn’tfeelathing.ltwaslike,''hey,babe,Gottago,catchyalater.'.Andlcompletelyforgotabouthimafterthat.
Butareusurethatisn’tjust‘causehedidn'tcallyou?
Sweetheart,thisisthefirsttimeinthehistoryofManhattanthatwomenhavehadasmuchmoneyandpowerasmen,plustheequalluxuryoftreatingmenlikesexobjects.
Yeah,exceptmeninthiscityfailonbothcounts.Imeantheydon’twanttobeinarelationshipwithu,butassoonasyouonlywantthemforsex,theydon'tlikeit.
AllofaSuddenlytheycan'tperformthewaythey’resupposedto.
That'swhenyoudumpthem.
Oh,comeon,ladies,arewereallythatcynical?
Whataboutromance?
Yeah!
Whoneedsit?
lt'slikethatguy,Jeremiah,thepoet.imean,Thesexwasincredible,butthenhewantedtoreadmehispoetryandgoouttodinnerandthewholechatbit,andl'mlike,''Let'snotevengothere.''
Whatareyousaying?
Areyousayingthatyou'rejustgonnagiveuponlove?
That'ssick!
No,no,no.believeme,therightguycomesalong,andyou2here,thiswholething'srightoutthewindow.
That'sright!
Listentome!
Therightguyisanillusion.understand?
andStartlivingyourlife!
Soyouthinkit'sreallypossibletopulloffthiswholewomenhavingsexlikementhing?
You'reforgettingTheLastSeduction.
You'reobsessedwiththatmovie.
Okay!
LindaFiorentinofuckingthatguyupagainstthechain-linkfence.
Andneverhavingoneofthose''God,whathaveldone?
''epiphanies.
lhatedthatmovie.
Wasittrue?
WerewomeninNewYorkReallygivinguponloveandthrottlinguponpower?
Whatatemptingthought.
Youknow,I’mbeginningtothinktheonlyplacewhereonecanstillfindloveandromanceinNewYorkisthegaycommunity.
It’sstraightlovethat’sbecomecloseted.
StanfordBlatchwasoneofmyclosestfriends.
Heownedatalentagencywhoatthemomentwasdowntoasingleclient.
So,areyoutellingmethatyou'reinlove?
Howcouldlpossiblysustainarelationship?
YouknowDerektakesuplikeathousandpercentofmytime.
Don'tyouthinkthat'sabitobsessive?
Carrie,l'mapassionateperson.Hiscareerisalllcareabout.Whenthat'sundercontrol,thenlcanconcentrateonmypersonallife.
Stanford,he'sanunderwearmodel.
WithabillboardinTimesSquare.
Oh,myGod,don'tturnaround.
Theloatheofyourlifeisatthebar.
ltwasKurtHarrington.Amistakelmadewhenlwas26...and29...and31.
Carrie,don'tevengothere.
What?
doyouthinkl'mamasochist?
Themanisscum.
Good.Becauseldon'thavethepatiencetocleanupthismessforthefourthtime.
WillyouRelax.?
ldon'thaveashredoffeelingleft.
ThankGod.
Now.ifyou’llExcuseme,lhavetovisittheladies'room.
Carrie!
ltwastrue,lnolongerfeltathingforKurt.
Afteralltheseyears,lfinallysawhimforwhathewas-aself-centeredwithholdingcreep,whowasstillthebestsexleverhadinmylife.However,ldidhavealittleexperimentinmind.
Kurt!
Wow,whatareyoudoinghere?
Hey,babe.
God,youlookgorgeous.
Thanks.
So,how'slife?
Notbad,can'tcomplain.You?
Oh,Youknow,justwritingthecolumn,theusual.
So,youseeinganyonespecial?
Notreally.You?
Oh,justacoupleofguys.
Butyoulookgood,though.
Sodoyou.
So,Whatareyoudoinglater?
lthoughtyouweren'ttalkingtomefortherestofyourlife?
Whosaidanythingabouttalking?
Whatdoyousaytomyplace,threeo'clock?
Alright.Seeyouthere.
Areyououtofyourmind?
Whatthehelldoyouthinkyou'redoing?
Oh,Calmdown,it'sresearch.
Oh,God!
Oh,Kurt!
Kurtwasjustlikelremembered,Better.
Becausethistimetherewouldbenoneofthatmessyemotionalattachment.
Alrighty.Myturn.
Oh,sorry.lhavetogobacktowork.
What?
areyoukidding?
You’reserious?
-Oh,pletely.Butl'llgiveyouacall.Maybewecandoitagainsometime?
Yeah,but…
Aslbegantogetdressed,lrealizedthatl'ddoneit.
l'djusthadsexlikeaman.
lleftfeelingpowerful,potent,andincrediblyalive.lfeltlikelownedthecity–nothingandnoonecouldgetinmyway.
Numberone,he'sveryhandsome.
Hereyago
Numbertwo,he'snotwearingaweddingring.
Numberthree,heknowslcarryapersonalsupplyofultratexturedTrojanswiththereservoirtip.
Thanksalot.
Anytime.
Laterthatnight,SkipperJohnstonmetmeforcoffeeandconfessedashockingintimatesecret.
Thankyou.
Doyouknowthatithasbeenlikeayear?
Really?
ldon'tunderstandthat,you'resuchaniceguy.
That'stheproblem.youknow,l'mtoonice,youknow?
l'maromantic.ljusthavesomuchfeeling.
Areyousureyou'renotgay?
No!
l'msensitiveandldon'tobjectifywomen.
Youknow,mostguyswhentheymeetagirl,thefirstthingthattheyseeis...uh,-Youknow.
Pussy?
Oh,God,
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