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210执法平等

GrowingPains210TheBreakfastClub

210_032执法平等

（JasonandMaggiearewatchingasadfilmatnight.Someoneclimbsupaladderoutsidethehouse.）

Maggie:

Didyouhearthat?

Jason:

Whatthatkindofscrapingsound?

Maggie:

Yeah.

Jason:

Wasitupontheroof?

Maggie:

Yeah.

Jason:

No,Ididn't.Ididn'thearthatoneeither.

Maggie:

Jason!

Jason:

Ok,I'llhandleit,wait...

Maggie:

Oohgosh!

Jason:

Areyougonnaletmehandlethismyself?

（Mikecrawlsthroughthewindow）

Mike:

Alright!

!

（MaggieandJasonjumpoutofaroomshoutingandMikescreams）

Mike:

Errm,Iwasonmywayhome,andIfiguredIhadplentyoftimetogethomebeforemidnightbecauseasyouknow,Iwouldn'tmissmycurfew.SothereIwasfeelingprettyobedient,whenwhatdoyouthinkIsaw?

Jason:

Aspaceship?

!

Mike:

ComeonDad,don'tberidiculous!

Isaw...fire.Yeah,Isawatoweringfire.

Maggie:

Ohmy!

Mike:

SothenIsaidtomyself,"Mike,yougottwochoices.Eitheryoucanturnyourheadtheotherwayandmakeyourcurfew,oryoucanbeameaslytwohoursandtenminuteslate,andsaveafewlives.

Maggie:

Wow.

Jason:

Whatakid.

Mike:

Sowithnoconcernformypersonalsafety,orthetime...

Jason:

It'seleventhirty.

Mike:

Iknow.Sowithnoconcernfor...what?

Maggie:

It'seleventhirtyrightnowMike.Awholehalfhourbeforeyourcurfew.

Mike:

Boner!

Jason:

Youmightsaythat.

Mike:

Nononono.Bonermusthavegotthetimewrong.Ha!

Iguessthejokesonallofus.I'llbebackbeforetwelve.

Maggie:

Ohno

Mike:

Okok,sotherewasnotoweringinferno.

MaggieandJason:

No?

?

Maggie:

Soyouadmitthatyouliedtous?

Mike:

"lie"issuchanuglyword.

Jason:

HelloMaggie!

!

Suitcasesareinthecar.Wecangojustassoonasyourparentsgethere.Ohcomeonhoney,cheerup!

Intwohoursyou'llbecavortinginAtlanticCitywithagroupoffivethousandconventioningpsychiatrists.Comeon,ifyou'reevergonnahaveabreakdown,thisistheweekendtodoit.

Maggie:

Jason,it'snotthatMikelies,it'sthathedoesitsooften.

Jason:

Well,atleasthedoesn'tdoitwell.

Maggie:

I'mserious.

Jason:

OhcomeonMaggie,he'ssixteen.I'msurewhenyouweresixteen,youmusthaveliedtoyourfolksonceinawhile.

Maggie:

Ididnot!

IwasneverlikeMike,never!

Ben:

IsGrandpahereyet?

Jason:

He'llbehereanyminute.

Ben:

I'mgonnaambushGrandpawhenhecomes.

Jason:

Welleatyourbreakfastfirst.

Ben:

Oh!

Maggie:

Let'sgroundhim!

Ben:

I'lleat,I'lleat.

Jason:

We'retalkingaboutMike.

Ben:

Groundhim.

Jason:

Butwecan't,we'regonnabeawayatapsychiatricconferencethisweekend.

Maggie:

Butmyparentswillbehere,andmyDad'sbeenretiredfromthepoliceforceforoverthreeyearsnow.Imeanitwouldbereallysweettolethimlocksomebodyupagain.

Mike:

GoodmorningMother!

MorningDad!

MorninglittleBen!

Iguessyou'reallwonderingwhyI'mstandingherewearingthiswrinkled,tatteredshirt.

Maggie:

No.

Mike:

Well...justletmeexplain.Oknow,Iwasupalllastnightwithworry;thinkingabout...whatIdidandwhyitwassowrong.AndwhatIcandotomakeituptoyou,thetwomostimportantpeopleinmylife.

Maggie:

Wellwe'vebeendoingsomethinkingtooMike.

Mike:

Oh!

Wellj...justletmerunmythoughtsbyyou.

Maggie:

Mike,Ireally...

Jason:

WaitwaitMaggie,thismightbegood.

Maggie:

Ben,maybeyoubettertakeyourbreakfastandgetreadytogojumpGrandpa.

Ben:

IwannawatchMikesuffer!

Jason:

Ben,yourmothertoldyoutopleasegoambushyourgrandfather.

Mike:

Ok!

Alrightnowone,Iwasactuallyontime.Andtwo,IadmittedopenlyandhonestlythatIlied.Andthree...

Maggie:

Andthree,youaregroundedtothishousefortheremainderoftheweekend,inbedbyeight,andnoTV.

Jason:

WelllookatitthiswayMike,youwontwooutofthreepoints.

Carol:

Mom,isitokifIstayoveratWanda'swhileGrandmaandGrandpaarehere?

Maggie:

Carol,isitreallygoingtohurtyoutospendonewholeweekendherewithyourgrandparents?

Carol:

Wellnotphysically,but...

Maggie:

Theanswerisno.

Mike:

Mom,youcan'tgroundmethisweekend.

Maggie:

OhyesIcan.Youhavetolearnthatlyingiswrong.

Mike:

Mom!

Ihavegotmajorplansthisweekend.

Maggie:

Wannabet?

（phonerings）

Maggie:

Hello.OhSusan,what'sup?

Oh,IthoughtChristopherwasgonnacoverthatstorythisweekend.Today?

WellIcan'tdoit.Iknowyoucanmakeitanorder,butseeI'mgoingtoAtlanticCitywith...it'snotaflimsyexcuse.Erm...SeeI'mgoingtomyAuntMarjie'swedding,

I'm...I'minthewedding.I'msorrytooSusan.AnyotherweekendI'dbeavailable.Right,youtoo.Byebye.

Mike:

"Lie:

Adeception,afabrication,anuntruth,afalsehood".

Jason:

Well,Iadmitwedohavesomethingofadilemmahoney,butit'snotaproblemthatcan'tbesolved.Infactthesolutionisreallyverysimple,you'regroundedtoo.

Maggie:

Veryfunny!

Jason:

Yes.

Maggie:

Butseriouslyhoneywe...youareserious!

Jason:

Well!

Maggie:

OhJasonthat'sabsurd.

Jason:

You'reright.

Maggie:

Idon'tseehowitwouldhelpanything.Idon'tbelieveweareevendiscussingit.

Jason:

Youareright.

Maggie:

Ihateitwhenyousay"you'reright"whenyoureallymean"you'rewrong".

Jason:

ForgetIevenmentionedyoubeinggrounded.ForgetthatitwouldteachMikethatlyingiswrongforeveryone.Forgetthat...

Maggie:

Jason!

Ihatethis,morethanIhatetheotherthing.

Jason:

You'reright.

Maggie:

You'redoingitagain.

Jason:

I'msorry.IwillgoandtellMikethatit'salrighttolie,aslongasyoudon'tbaseitonanIrwinAllendisastermovie.

Maggie:

Jason.

Jason:

Yes.

Maggie:

Idon'twanttobegrounded.

Jason:

Honey,it'sonlytwodaysofworkshopsonschizophrenia,paranoia,phobias,fetishism.

Maggie:

Soundsfun.

Jason:

WelljustimaginethelookonMike'sfacewhenwetellhimthathissurefireescapefrompunishmentdoesn'twork.

Mike:

YoushouldhaveseenthatlookonMom'sfacewhenIcaughtherinthatlie.Ilovethatlook!

It'sthatlookofdefeat.

Jason:

RightMike,yourMomandIhavebeendiscussingthesituation...

Mike:

I'llbet.

Jason:

Andwebothagreethatit'snotfairforyoutobegroundedwhileshespendstheweekendinAtlanticCity.

Mike:

Hey,I'mgladtoseeyouguyscamearound!

Jason:

So,yourmother'sbeengroundedtoo.

Carol:

Excuseme?

Mike:

You'rekidding,right?

Maggie:

NoMike.I'mgroundingmyselfforlyingtomyboss.

Mike:

Wowwowwow.Waitaminute.You'regroundingyourself?

Maggie:

That'sright.IsawthechancetonailmyselftothewallandItookit.

Grandpa:

Didyourealizethisfrontdoor'sstandingwideopen?

Ben:

Stick'emup,copper!

!

Grandpa:

Alright,shootifyouwantto.ButI'mgivingyouahug.

Maggie:

Daddy!

!

!

Grandma:

Goodtoseeyou.Hisweetheart,howareyou?

OhMikey!

!

Ohh!

!

Jason:

Andit'sgoodtoseeyou...（grandpa不理jason，只顾Carol而去。

）

Grandpa:

Carol,haven'tyougota"hello"foryouroldgrandpa?

Carol:

Hey!

!

!

Jason:

Kate!

!

!

Grandma:

OhJason,it'ssogood....Maggie,I'msosorrywe'relate,Edhadtopickupalittlesurpriseforyou.

Maggie:

OhDaddy,What?

Grandpa:

I...nownotsofast.Howdolittlegirlsaskforsomethingfromtheirpop?

（singing）

Maggie:

Prettyprettypleasewithcherryontop!

（singing）

Carol:

I'mgonnagag.

Grandpa:

Sinatratickets!

Maggie:

What?

Grandpa:

WellIknewyouhadtobedreadingthatshrinkconvention,sowhenIfoundoutthatSinatrawasgonnabeplayinginAtlanticCity,wellIjustpulledafewstrings.

Grandma:

Weknowhowmuchyoulove"oldblueeyes".

Maggie:

OhJason,Sinatra!

!

Jason:

Yeah,andI'vebeenknockingmyselfouttryingtogetthese.

Grandpa:

Yeah,I'msureyoudid.

Maggie:

OhDaddythankyousomuch.

Mike:

AhexcusemeMotherbutaren'tyougrounded?

Grandpa:

WhatwasthatMikey?

Mike:

WellMomwasjustsayingbeforeyougothere,howshewasgroundingherselfforthisweekend.

Grandma:

Maggie?

Maggie:

That'sright,Idid.

Grandpa:

Soundslikeanotheroneofyourscrewballshrinkdeals.

Jason:

It'sgoodtoseeyoutooEd.

Maggie:

Dad,we'regroundingMikeforlyingtous,andjustthismorninghecaughtmelyingtomyboss.So,I'vegroundedmyself.

Grandma:

Youliedinfrontofthechildren?

Mike:

Yesshehas.Andlookwhatit'sdonetolittleBen.

（Jason和Carol去了亚特兰大，家里）

Maggie:

OhIbetJasonandCarolareprobablygettingreadyforthedinnershowaboutnow.

Ben:

Eighto'clockandtheperimeterissecureGrandpa!

Mike'snotsneakingouttonight!

Grandpa:

Goodjob,DeputyBen.Carryon.OhthatBenny'sgonnamakeagreatcop.

Mike:

Ifhelivesthatlong.

Grandma:

Ooh,Igotasixletterword,triplewordscore,"sexual".

Maggie:

Mom!

?

!

?

Grandma:

Mytilesareallgone.Iwin.

Mike:

Well,that'ssixinarowGrandma.

Maggie:

WellMike,it'stimeforyoutogotobed.

Mike:

What?

It'seighto'clock.

Maggie:

Wellyouarebeingpunished,you'renotsupposedtobehavingfun.

Mike:

I'mnot!

I'mhangingoutwithyouguys.

Maggie:

Mike!

Bed!

Mike:

Okokok,I'llgo.ButIjustwantyoutoknow,thatifIeverdospotatoweringinferno,I'mjustgonnaletthosepeopledie.

Maggie:

Mom,Dad,morecoffee?

Grandpa:

Yeah!

Grandma:

No!

Edyouknowhowitkeepsyouawake.

Maggie:

Welltonight'sthenighttostayawake.It'sall"loveweek"onchanneleight,andtonight'slatenightmovieis,"LoveStorytwo".

Grandma:

Maggie,Ithoughtyouweregroundedtoo.

Maggie:

Wellsurebut,wellIdon'twanttogetcarriedaway.

Grandma:

Youcandowhatyouwant.

Maggie:

Mom!

Dadwillyouexplaintoherhowsillythisis.

Grandpa:

Idon'tunderstandanythingaboutthisgroundingbusiness;orwhyyoulistentooneofyouhusband'shalf-bakedideas.Andforthatmatterwhyyou'devenmarryhiminthefirstplace.

Maggie:

ThanksDad.

Grandma:

IfIwereyou,I'dgoto