高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本813 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath素材.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本813 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath素材.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第8季中英文对照完整剧本813TheOneWhereChandlerTakesaBath素材
813TheOneWhereChandlerTakesaBath
[Scene:
JoeyandRachel’s,Joeyisa
tthecountereatingabowlofFrostedFlakes.]
Joey:
(thinking)Allright.It’sanewday.AllthatstuffaboutRachel,youdon’tfeelthatnow.Itwascrazy!
You’refine.You’rebetterthanfine!
Youare,asyourfriendTonywouldsay,Grrrreat!
Everything’snormal!
She’sjustyourfriendRachel!
YourfriendRachel.Yourfriend!
Rachel.
Rachel:
(comingfromherroom)Hi,sweetie.
Joey:
(thinking)Hey,it’syourgirlfriend,Rachel!
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler’s,ChandlerissittingonthecouchwatchingTVasMonicacomesoutofthebathroom.]
Monica:
(airily)Hi.
Chandler:
Areyou,areyouhigh?
Monica:
Ijusthadthemostamazingbath.
Chandler:
Really?
Idon’tlikebaths.
Monica:
Wait,youlikethemwithme.
Chandler:
Honey,it’snotthebathIenjoy,it’sthewet,nakedlady.
Monica:
Oh,bathsaresorelaxing!
Chandler:
Really?
Whatdoyoudo?
Youjustsitintherestewinginyourownfilth.
Monica:
HowdirtydoyouthinkIam?
I’mtellingyou,ifyouhadsomecandlesandsomebubblesandsomemusic,youwouldloveit!
Itwouldtakeallofyourstressaway.
Chandler:
Honey,it’s2:
00onaWednesdayandI’mwatchingRoadRules,howstresseddoyouthinkIam?
Joey:
(entering)Hey,Chandler,yougotaminute?
I-Ireallyneedtotalktoyou.
Chandler:
Oh!
Uh,
yeah!
Isthisacoldpizzatalkoraleftovermeatloaftalk?
Joey:
Well,neither.
Chandler:
OhmyGod,what’sup?
!
Joey:
Idon’tknow.It’s-it’sjust…lately,I’vebeenfeeling…Okay,here’swhatitis…(Pause)Youknowwhat?
Ifeelalotbetter,thanks!
(Startstoleave)
Chandler:
Ohno-no,noyoudon’t,justcomeback.
Joey:
Allright.Okay.YouandMonica,friendsforalongtime,andsuretherearerules,butthenyouwenttoLondon.Oh,no,butthat’sdifferent.Imean,therearerulesthere,too!
YouknowwhatImean?
Chandler:
Doyou?
Joey:
Itwasdifferentforyouguys!
Imean,Imean,youwerebothinthesameplace,right?
Chandler:
InLondon?
Joey:
Yeah.
Chandler:
Yes.WhenMonicaandIwereinLondon,wewerebothinLondon.
Joey:
Youknowwhat?
Thisisabadidea.Forgetit.Forgetit,and
listen,domeafavor,thisconversationwasbetweenyouandme.
Chandler:
Ifthat.
[Scene:
CentralPerk,PhoebeandRachelaresittingonthecouch.Rosssitsdown.]
Rachel:
Hi!
Oh,Ross,don’tforget,wehavethatdoctor’sappointmenttomorrow!
Ross:
Right.
Phoebe:
Hey,areyougoingtofindoutthesexofthebaby?
Ross:
No-no,wetalkedaboutit.Wedon’twanttoknow.Allwecareaboutisthatit’shappyandhealthy.
Rachel:
Yep!
Happyandhealthy!
Andcute!
Ross:
Andsmart!
Rachel:
Popular.
Ross:
Withanaptitudeforscience.
Phoebe:
Areyoutwotalkingaboutthesamebaby?
Hey!
Haveyoustartedoffthinkingofnamesyet?
Rachel:
Ohyeah!
I’vecomeupwithabunchofideas!
Ross:
Really?
Metoo!
Phoebe:
Metoo!
Rachel:
Really?
!
Phoebe:
Uhhuh!
Ifit’sagirl,Phoebe,andifit’saboy,Phoebo!
Ross:
Maybe.Butitwouldn’thurttohaveabackup,youknow?
Uh,Rach-Rach,whatwereyouthinking?
(Givesheralook)
Rachel:
Okay!
Iwasthinkingifit’sagirl,howaboutSandrine?
It’sFrench.
Ross:
Huh.That’sareallyprettynamefor-foranindustrialsolvent.
Rachel:
Okayfine,whatdoyouhave?
Ross:
Well,OK,it’sforaboy.Well,Iknowit’salittleoutthere,but…Darwin.
Rachel:
Wow,ohmyGod,ourchildwillbebe
atentodeathintheschoolyard.
Phoebe:
Yeah,bySandrine.
Ross:
You’rejustsayingthat'causeIsaidnotoyourname!
Rachel:
I’mreally,reallynot.
Phoebe:
How-howaboutyoueachgetfivevetoes?
Ross:
Allright.
Rachel:
Allright.
Ross:
Thatsoundsfair.
Rachel:
Yeah!
Idon’tthinkyou’regoingtoneeditthough.Okay,checkthisout.Ifit’sagirl,Rain.
Ross:
Veto.
Rachel:
Why?
Ross:
Rai
n?
Hi.Hi,mynameisRain.Ihavemyownkiln,andmydressismadeoutofwheat.
Phoebe:
Iknowher!
Iboughthomemadesoapfromhera
taDeadshow!
Ross:
Okay,howabout,foraguy,Thatcher?
Rachel:
Ross,whydoyouhateourchild?
Ross:
Fine,yougo.
Rachel:
Okay,James.
Ross:
Huh.
Rachel:
Butonlyifit’sagirl.
Ross:
Oh,veto.Howabout—Ooh,IlikeRuth!
WhataboutRuth?
Rachel:
Oh!
I’msorry!
Arewehavingan89-year-old?
HowaboutDayton?
Ross:
Veto.Stewart?
Rachel:
Veto.Sawyer?
Ross:
Veto.Helen?
Rachel:
Veto.
Phoebe:
Isitme,orisvetostartingtosoundreallygood?
[Scene:
MonicaandChandler’s,MonicacomesfromthebathroomasChandlerenters.]
Chandler:
Hey.
Monica:
Boy,doIhaveasurpriseforyou!
Chandler:
Sexonthebalcony?
Monica:
No,butsomeone’sreallynotgoingtogetoverthatidea,arethey?
Chandler:
Whatisit?
Monica:
Idrewyouabath!
Chandler:
Honey,Idon’tlikebaths!
Couldyoudrawmeapictureofushavingsexonthebalcony?
Monica:
Please,couldyoujusttryitforme?
Comeon,Iusedallmybeststuff!
I-I-Ilitsomecandles.Iputonsomemusic.Iusedbathsalts,plusbubblebath!
AndgotyouthislittleplasticNavyship.Soit’saboybath!
Chandler:
Well,thisdoesbutchitupabit.
Monica:
Iswear,ifyoutryit,youwillloveit!
Chandler:
Allright,ifIdothis,canweatleastdiscusssexonthebalcony?
Monica:
Absolutely.
(Chandlerrunsintothebathroom)
Monica:
BetIknowhowthatdiscussion’sgoingtogo.
[CuttoChandlerlayinginthebathtub."OnlyTime,"isplayinginthebackground.]
Chandler:
(thinking)Allright,thisisn’tsobad.Iliketheflowersmell!
Whichisokay,becauseI’vegotmyboat.
Monica:
(entering)So?
Chandler:
OhmyGod.
Monica:
Itoldyouyouwereabathperson!
Hey,whenyougetout,maybeIcangiveyouafacial!
Chandler:
I’mgoingtoneedabiggerboat.
[Scene:
TheDoctor’sOffice,thedoctoriswritingsomethingasRachelisonthetable,andRossisstanding.]
Ross:
Idon’tthinkyouhadanopenmindaboutthenameRuth.Imean,comeon,littleRuthieGeller,how-howcuteisthat?
Rachel:
Oh,ohmyGod!
Icanpracticallyhearthemahjongtiles!
Dr.Long:
Okay!
Allyourtestslookfine.Now,areyoutwointerestedinknowingthesexofthebaby?
Ross:
Uh,no.No,we’renot.
Rachel:
Butyouhaveitrightthereinthatfile?
Youcouldtelluswhetherit’saboyoragirl?
DaytonorSandrine?
PhoebeorPhoebo?
Dr.Long:
That’sright.Butifyoudon’twanttoknow…
Ross:
No,no,wewanttowait,right?
Rachel:
Right.Right.
Dr.Long:
(looksatherbeepingpager)Oh,I’llberightback.And,uh,Iknowit’sreallynotmyplace,butpleasedon’tnameyourchildPhoebo.
Rachel:
(lookingatthebulletinboardwithbabypictures)So,whichofthesebabiesdoyouthinkistheugliest?
Ross:
What?
Rach!
Comeon,that’sterrible!
They’re…uh…they’rebabies.They’re-they’reallbeautiful.
Rachel:
Thirdonefromtheleft?
Ross:
Yeah,whyisitstaringatme?
IthinkitknowsI’mtalkingaboutit.(Rachelstartstopeekatthefile)Don’t-don’tyou—Wh—Wha—Hey!
!
Rachel:
What?
!
Ross:
You’relooking!
Rachel:
Ididn’t!
Ross:
Isawyou!
Rachel:
Okayfine,Idid.ButIdidn’tseeanything,Iswear.
Ross:
Shameonyou!
Uglybabyjudgesyou!
Rachel:
Okay,butRossjustlistentome…
Ross:
No,no,no,no!
Don’ttellme!
Idon’twanttoknow!
Rachel:
ButIcouldn’tevenifIwantedto,becauseIdon’tknow!
Iswear;Ididn’tseeanything,andIdon’twanttoknow!
Itwasjust
amomentarylapse.
Ross:
Momentarylapse.Don’t-don’tyouhaveanyself-control?
Rachel:
(holdingstomach)Okay,acouplemonthslateonthelecture,Ross.
[Scene:
ChandlerandMonica’s,Monicaisentering.]
Monica:
Hello?
Chandler:
I’minthebathroom,canyoucomeinhere?
Ithinkthere’ssomethingwrong.
Monica:
Youknowwhat?
I-IthinkI’llwaitouthere.
Chandler:
I’minthebathtub.
Monica:
Oh.(Shegoesintothebathroom.)What’swrong?
Chandler:
Idrewmyownbath,butIdiditwrong!
Thewater’stepid.Thesaltdidn’tdissolveandisnow…lodgedplaces.AndthescentsIuseddon’tcomplimenteachother.Eucalyptusandchamomile—Oh!
Monica:
What?
Chandler:
Thebathsalts!
They’restartingtoeffervesce!
It’sdifferent.(Pause)It’sinteresting.
Monica:
Okay,let’stalkaboutsomethingelse.
Chandler:
Yeah!
Sure,sure.So,whatwasgoingonwithyoutoday?
Oh-oh-oh!
Monica:
Well,IactuallyhadtheweirdestconversationwithJoey.Hewastalkingaboutrulesandrightandwrongand…
Chandler:
Ihadtheexactsameconversation.
Monica:
Youdid?
Whatwashetalkingabout?
Chandler:
Idon’tknow!
Joeyhasn’thadthismuchtroublegettingoutwordssincewesawhiminMacbeth!
Monica:
(groans)Thatwasalongnight.
Chandler:
Allright,let’sbreakthisdown.Whatexactlydidhesaytoyou?
Monica:
Okay,hewastalkingaboutrules.
Chandler:
Uh-huh.
Monica:
Umm,andlookingatpeopledifferently.
Chandler
:
Hedidn’tsayanythingaboutthattome.
Monica:
Whatdidhetellyou?
Chandler:
Hewasaskingallthesequestionsaboutyou,me,andLondon.And,ofcoursethegluethatholdsthisalltogether,therules.
Monica:
Okay.Soyou,meandLondon.Lookingatpeopledifferently.MaybehewantstodowhatyouandIdidinLondonwithsomeone.
Chandler:
Butwhatdidhemeanbyrules?
Monica:
Waitaminute!
HestoppedtalkingtheminutePhoebecamein!
Chandler:
Becausehewaslookingatherdifferently.
Monica:
AndPhoebeishisfriend,so
hethinksthatwouldbebreakingtherules!
Chandler:
MyGod!
HewantstodoitwithPhoebeinLondon!
Phoebe:
(fromoutsidethebathroom)Youguys?
Monica:
Justaminute!
(ToChandler)That’sMrs.Tribbiani!
Chandler:
Youdon’tsayanything.
Monica:
WhywouldIsayanything?
Thattwoofourbestfriendscouldstartthegreatestloveaffairoftheirlives!
Andtheywouldhavemetothank,andwecouldallstarthavingbabies?
Chandler:
I’mnot
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