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老友记110
TheOneWiththeMonkey
Writtenby:
AdamChaseandIraUngerleider
Transcribedby:
guineapig
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,Rossisentering.]
Ross:
Guys?
There'sasomebodyI'dlikeyoutomeet.
(Amonkeyjumpsontohisshoulder.)
All:
Oooh!
Monica:
W-wait.Whatisthat?
Ross:
'That'wouldbeMarcel.Youwannasayhi?
Monica:
No,no,Idon't.
Rachel:
Oh,heisprecious!
Wheredidyougethim?
Ross:
MyfriendBethelrescuedhimfromsomelab.
Phoebe:
Thatissocruel!
Why?
WhywouldaparentnametheirchildBethel?
Chandler:
Hey,thatmonkey'sgotaRossonitsass!
Monica:
Ross,ishegonnalivewithyou,like,inyourapartment?
Ross:
Yeah.Imean,it'sbeenkindaquietsinceCarolleft,so...
Monica:
Whydon'tyoujustgetaroommate?
Ross:
Nah,Idunno...Ithinkyoureachacertainage,havingaroommateiskindapathe-(Realises)....sorry,that's,that's'pathet',whichisSanskritfor'reallycoolwaytolive'.
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Phoebeisgettingreadytosing.Joeyisnotthere.]
Phoebe:
Soyouguys,I'mdoingallnewmaterialtonight.Ihavetwelvenewsongsaboutmymother'ssuicide,andoneaboutasnowman.
Chandler:
Mightwannaopenwiththesnowman.
(EnterJoey)
All:
Hey,Joey.Hey,buddy.
Monica:
So,how'ditgo?
Joey:
Ahhhhhh,Ididn'tgetthejob.
Ross:
Howcouldyounotgetit?
YouwereSantalastyear.
Joey:
Idunno.Somefatguy'ssleepingwiththestoremanager.He'snotevenjolly,it'sallpolitical.
Monica:
Sowhatareyougonnabe?
Joey:
Ah,I'mgonnabeoneofhishelpers.It'sjustsuchaslapintheface,y'know?
Rachel:
Hey,doyouguysknowwhatyou'redoingforNewYear's?
(Theyallprotestandhitherwithcushions)Gee,what?
!
WhatiswrongwithNewYear's?
Chandler:
Nothingforyou,youhavePaolo.Youdon'thavetofacethehorriblepressuresofthisholiday:
desperatescrambletofindanythingwithlipsjustsoyoucanhavesomeonetokisswhentheballdrops!
!
Man,I'mtalkingloud!
Rachel:
Well,foryourinformation,PaoloisgonnabeinRomethisNewYear,soI'llbejustaspatheticastherestofyou.
Phoebe:
Yeah,youwish!
Chandler:
It'sjustthatI'msickofbeingavictimofthisDickClarkholiday.Isaythisyear,nodates,wemakeapact.Justthesixofus-dinner.
All:
Yeah,okay.Alright.
Chandler:
Y'know,Iwashopingforalittlemoreenthusiasm.
All:
Woooo!
Yeah!
Rachel:
Phoebe,you'reon.
Phoebe:
Oh,oh,good.
Rachel:
(Intomicrophone)Okay,hi.Ladiesandgentlemen,backbypopulardemand,MissPhoebeBuffay.Wooh!
Phoebe:
(Takesmike)Thanks,hi.Um,Iwannastartwithasongthatmeansalottomethistimeofyear.(Shakesbellasanintroduction)(Sung:
)
Imadeamanwitheyesofcoal
Andasmilesobewitchin',
HowwasIsupposedtoknow
Thatmymomwasdeadinthekitchen?
(shakesbell)Lalalalalalalalalalalalala...
(Cuttolater.Everyoneistotallydepressedbynow.)
Phoebe:
(Sung)
...Mymother'sashes
Evenhereyelashes
Arerestinginalittleyellowjar,
Andsometimeswhenit'sbreezy...
(OverthesoundofPhoebesingingweheartwoscientists,MaxandDavid,havinganoisydiscussion)
Phoebe:
(Sung)
...Ifeelalittlesneezy
AndnowI-(abruptlystops)
Excuseme,excuseme!
Yeah,noisyboys!
(Theystoptalkingandlookup)Isitsomethingthatyouwouldliketosharewiththeentiregroup?
Max:
No.No,that's-that'sokay.
Phoebe:
Well,c'mon,ifit'simportantenoughtodiscusswhileI'mplaying,thenIassumeit'simportantenoughforeveryoneelsetohear!
Chandler:
(Quietly,totheothers)Thatguy'sgoinghomewithanote!
David:
Noth-Iwas-Iwasjustsayingtomy-
Phoebe:
Couldyouspeakupplease?
David:
(Standsupandspeaksmoreloudly)Sorry,Iwa-IwasjustsayingtomyfriendthatIthoughtyouwerethemostbeautifulwomanthatI'deverseeninmy-inmylife.Andthenhesaidthat-yousaidyouthought
Max:
DarylHannah.
David:
DarylHannahwasthemostbeautifulwomanthathe'deverseeninhislifeandIsaidyeah,IlikedherinSplash,alot,butnotsomuchin-inWallStreet,Ithoughtshehadkindofa
Max:
Hardquality.
David:
-hardquality.Anduh,whileDarylHannahisbeautifulinaconventionalway,youareluminouswithakindofadelicategrace.Then,uh,that-that-that'swhenyoustartedyelling.(Sitsdown)
Phoebe:
Okay,we'regonnatakeashortbreak.(Goesovertotheirtable)
Joey:
Hey,thatguy'sgoinghomewithmorethananote!
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,everyoneexceptJoeyisdecoratingforChristmas.]
Ross:
Comehere,Marcel.Sithere.(Marcelwandersoff)
Rachel:
Pheebs,Ican'tbelievehehasn'tkissedyouyet.ImeanGod,bymysixthdatewithPaolo,Imeanhehadalreadynamedbothmybreasts!
...Ooh.DidIjustsharetoomuch?
Ross:
Justasmidge.
Phoebe:
David'slike,y'know,ScientistGuy.He'sverymethodical.
Monica:
Ithinkit'sromantic.
Phoebe:
Metoo!
Oh!
DidyoueverseeAnOfficerandaGentleman?
Rachel:
Yeah!
Phoebe:
Well,he'skindaliketheguyIwenttoseethatwith.Except,excepthe-he'ssmarter,andgentler,andsweeter...Ijust-Ijustwannabewithhimallthetime.Dayandnight,andnightandday...andspecialoccasions...
Chandler:
Waitaminute,waitaminute,Iseewherethisisgoing,you'regonnaaskhimtoNewYear's,aren'tyou.You'regonnabreakthepact.She'sgonnabreakthepact.
Phoebe:
No,no,no,no,no,no.Yeah,couldIjust?
Chandler:
Yeah,'causeIalreadyaskedJanice.
Monica:
What?
!
Ross:
C'mon,thiswasapact!
Thiswasyourpact!
Chandler:
Isnapped,okay?
Icouldn'thandlethepressureandIsnapped.
Monica:
Yeah,butJanice?
That-thatwasliketheworstbreakupinhistory!
Chandler:
I'mnotsayingitwasagoodidea,I'msayingIsnapped!
[Joeyenters,hisshoeshavebellson,whichjingleashewalks.Heiswearingalongcoat.]
Joey:
Hi.Hi,sorryI'mlate.
(Heremovesthecoattorevealanelfcostume)
Chandler:
Toomanyjokes...mustmockJoey!
Joey:
Niceshoes,huh?
(Hewiggleshisfootandthebellstinkle)
Chandler:
Aah,y'killingme!
(Marcelknocksoversomekitchentools)
Monica:
Ross!
He'splayingwithmyspatulasagain!
Ross:
Okay,look,he'snotgonnahurtthem,right?
Monica:
Doyoualwayshavetobringhimhere?
Ross:
Ididn'twannaleavehimalone.Alright?
We-wehadourfirstfightthismorning.Ithinkithastodowithmyworkinglate.IsaidsomethingsthatIdidn'tmean,andhe-hethrewsomefaeces...
Chandler:
Y'know,ifyou'regonnaworklate,Icouldlookinonhimforyou.
Ross:
Oh,that'dbegreat!
Okay,butifyoudo,makesureitseemslikeyou'retheretoseehim,okay,andyou'renotlikedoingitasafavourtome.
Chandler:
Okay,butifheasks,I'mnotgoingtolie.
[Scene:
MaxandDavid'slab,DavidisexplainingsomethingtoPhoebewiththeaidofawhiteboard.]
David:
...But,youcan'tactuallytestthistheory,becausetoday'sparticleacceleratorsarenowherenearpowerfulenoughtosimulatetheseconditions.
Phoebe:
Okay,alright,Ihaveaquestion,then.
David:
Yuh.
Phoebe:
Um,wereyouplanningonkissingmeever?
David:
Uh,that'sdefinitelya,uh,validquestion.And,uh,theanswerwouldbe(WritesYESontheboard)yes.YesIwas.But,see,Iwantedittobethisphenomenalkissthathappenedatthisphenomenalmoment,because,well,'causeit'syou.
Phoebe:
Sure.
David:
Right.But,see,thelongerIwaited,themorephenomenalthekisshadtobe,andnowwe'vereachedaplacewhereit'sjustgottabeoneofthosethingswhereIjustlike...sweepeverythingoffthetableandthrowyoudownonit.And,uh,I'mnotreallya,uh,sweepingsortafella.
Phoebe:
Oh,David,I,Ithinkyouareasweepingsortafella.Imean,you'reasweeper!
...trappedinsideaphysicist'sbody.
David:
Rrrreally.
Phoebe:
Oh,yeah,oh,I'msureofit.Youshouldjustdoit,justsweepandthrowme.
David:
...Now?
Now?
Phoebe:
Ohyeah,rightnow.
David:
Okay,okay,okay.(Getsreadytosweep,andthenpicksupalaptopcomputer)Y'knowwhat,thiswasjustreallyexpensive.(Putsitdownelsewhere.Thenpicksupamicroscope)AndI'lltake-thiswasagift.(Movesit)
Phoebe:
Okay,nowyou'rejustkindatidying.
David:
Okay,whatthehell,whatthehell.(SweepstheremainingpapersoffthedeskandgrabsPhoebe)Youwantmetoactuallythrowyouoryou-youwannajusthop?
Phoebe:
Icanhop.(Shehopsontothetable)
(Theykiss,finally)
[Scene:
CentralPerk,everyoneisthere.]
Ross:
Sotellmesomething.Whatdoesthephrase'nodatepact'meantoyou?
Monica:
I'msorry,okay.It'sjustthatChandlerhassomebody,andPhoebehassomebody-IthoughtI'daskFunBobby.
Chandler:
FunBobby?
Yourex-boyfriendFunBobby?
Monica:
Yeah.
Joey:
YouknowmorethanoneFunBobby?
Chandler:
IhappentoknowaFunBob.
Rachel:
(BringsJoeyamugofcoffee)Okay,herewego...
Joey:
Oohoohoohooh,there'snoroomformilk!
Rachel:
(GlancesatJoeyandthensipshiscoffee)There.Nowthereis.
Ross:
Okay,soonourno-dateevening,threeofyounowhavedates.
Joey:
Uh,four.
Ross:
Four.
Rachel:
Five.
Ross:
Five.(Burieshisheadinhishands)
Rachel:
Sorry.Paolo'scatchinganearlierflight.
Joey:
Yeah,andImetthisreallyhotsinglemomatthestore.What'sanelftodo?
Ross:
Okay,soI'mgonnabetheonlyonestandingtherealonewhentheballdrops?
Rachel:
Oh,c'mon.We'llhave,we'llhaveabigparty,andno-one'llknowwho'swithwho.
Ross:
Hey,y'know,thisissonotwhatIneededrightnow.
Monica:
What'sthematter?
Ross:
Oh,it's-it'sMarcel.Hekeepsshuttingmeout,y'know?
He'swalkingaroundallthetimedragginghishands...
Chandler:
That'ssoweird,Ihadsuchablastwithhimtheothernight.
Ross:
Really.
Chandler:
Yeah,weplayed,wewatchedTV..thatjugglingthingisamazing.
Ross:
What,uh...whatjugglingthing?
Ch
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