六人行中英对照413 The One With Rachels Crush.docx
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六人行中英对照413TheOneWithRachelsCrush
413TheOneWithRachel’sCrush
[Scene:
ATheatre,ChandlerandRossaretheretowatchthepremiereofKathy’splay.]
Chandler:
Okay,sheisthestaroftheplay.Andsheismygirlfriend!
Igettohavesexwiththestaroftheplay!
Ross:
Peoplecanhearyou.
Chandler:
Iknow!
!
(Theplaystarts.)
Chandler:
Wow!
Shelooksgreat.Doesn’tshe?
Ross:
Yeah.
(Onstagethere’saknockonthedoorandKathyopensit.Wedon’tseewhat’sgoingon,onlyhearit.)
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Hi!
Kathy:
Hi!
Ross:
Thatisonegoodlookingman!
Chandler:
Isitjustme,orcanyouactuallyseehisabsthroughhisovercoat?
!
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Sooo,you’vebeendoingthislong?
Kathy:
No,you’remyfirst.Putthemoneyonthetable.
(RossandChandlerhavestunnedlooksontheirfacesasKathyandherco-starstartmakingout.)
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Oh,yeah!
Ooh,that’snice.(Theystartmakingoutharder.)
Ross:
Dude!
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Isthatanexpensiveblouse?
Kathy:
Ifyouwantittobe.
(Kathy’sco-starripsherblouseoffandbuttonsgoflyingintotheaudience,andonehitsRoss.Chandler’smouthisonthefloor.)
Ross:
Here’syourgirlfriend’sbutton.(Holdingthebutton.)
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
ChandlerandJoey's,erm,MonicaandRachel's,Monicaisstillunpackingafterthemove,andPhoebeistheiralso.]
Phoebe:
Oh,hey,Mon,doyoustillhaveyourlikeoldblousesanddressesfromhighschool?
Monica:
Yeah,IthinkIhavesomearoundheresomewhere.Why?
Phoebe:
Well,it’sjustthatmaternityclothesaresoexpensive.
(Rachelenters)
Monica:
Hey,Rach!
Imadeapileofyourstuffoveronthissideoftheroom.Ifyoucouldjust…(Rachelgruntsandthrowsherpurseatit)…throwyourpursesatit.
Rachel:
Bloomingdale’seliminatedmydepartment.(Phoebegasps)
Monica:
OhmyGod,areyououtofajob?
Rachel:
No,buttheystuckmeinpersonalshopping.Whichisjustahugestepdown!
Phoebe:
Personalshopping?
Whatisthat?
Likewhereyouwalkaroundwithsnootyrichpeopleandtellthemwhattobuy?
Rachel:
Uh-huh.
Phoebe:
Thatsoundsgreat!
Joey:
(entering)Hey!
(Goestothefridge.)
Monica:
Umm,excuseme,weswitchedapartments.Youcan’teatarefoodanymore,that-thatgravytrainhadended.
Joey:
(Holdingaturkeyleg)There’sgravy?
Monica:
Ifyouhavethebigapartmentyouhavetodealwithpeoplecomingoverallthetime.Thatfridgehasgottobestocked,okay,that’syourdepartmentnow.(Shetakesbacktheturkeyleg)
(Joeyclimbsuponthecounterandstartslookingatthetopofthecabinets.)
Monica:
Whatareyoudoing?
Joey:
IthinkIleftadonutuphere.
[Scene:
CentralPerk,RossandChandlerareenteringaftertheplay.PhoebeandJoeyarealreadythere.]
Ross:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Hey!
Joey:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Ooh!
HowwasKathy’splay?
Ross:
Well,Kathygetshalf-nakedandsimulatessexwitharealgoodlookin’guy.
Chandler:
Yeah,it’slikesomeoneliterallywrotedownmyworstnightmareandthenchargedme$32toseeit!
Phoebe:
That’sagoodideaforabusiness!
Chandler:
I’mtotallyscrewed.Okay,theyaregonnabehotandheavyonstageeverynight,andthenthey’regonnagototheircastpartiesandhe’sgonnatrytoundermineme.Y'knowit’llbelike,"Sowhere’syourboyfriend,what’s-his-name,Chester?
"Andshe’llgo,"No-no-no,it’sChandler."Andhe’llgo,"Whatever.Ha-ha-ha-ha!
"
Joey:
(toRoss)That-thatisagoodtrick.
Chandler:
Allright,look,look,whatamIgonnado?
Joey:
Chandler,lookthey’reactors.They’retheretodoajob,just‘causetheyworktogether,doesn’tmeanthey’regonnagettogether.Imeanjust‘causeithappenedwithSusanSarandonandTimRobbins,itdoesn’tmeanit’sgonnahappenwiththem.
Ross:
Oh-oh,AlecBaldwinandKimBasinger.
Joey:
TomCruiseandNicoleKidman.
Ross:
Yeah.
Phoebe:
Hey,MelGibsonandClintEastwood.
Ross:
They’renotacouple!
Phoebe:
Oh-okay,Igetthegamenow.
Joey:
Okaylook,look,letmeaskyouaquestion,whentheyweredoingitonstage,wasitlikereallyhot?
Ross:
Ohyeah!
Joey:
Wellokay,sothenyou’refine.Theruleiswhentwoactorsareactuallydoingitoff-stageallthesexualtensionbetweenthemisgone.Okay?
Soaslongasit’shotonstageyougotnothingtoworryabout.It’swhentheheatgoesaway,that’swhenyou’reintrouble.
Chandler:
Really?
Joey:
Look,youguyshavebeentoeveryplayI’veeverbeenin,haveIeverhadchemistryonstage?
Ross:
No.
Joey:
Noooo!
!
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,erm,ChandlerandJoey's,thegangminusMonicaandRachelareeatingbreakfast.RossandChandleraresittingatthefoosballtableandeating.]
Chandler:
Souh,man,areyougonnagototheplaywithmetonight?
Ross:
Y’knowwhat,Idon’tknowhowcomfortableIamgoingtoseehowhotthesexisbetweensomeguyandyourgirlfriend.
Chandler:
Yeah,Iknowbut…
Ross:
Ohno-no-no,I’mthere.
Monica:
(entering)Hey!
Joey:
HeyMon!
Wantsomepancakes?
Monica:
Youmadepancakes?
Joey:
Yep!
Grabaplate.
Monica:
Okay.(ShedoessoandstartstowalktowardsJoeytoreceiveherpancakes.)
Joey:
No-no,stayrightthere.(MonicastopsandJoeyflipsherapancake,whichfliesoverherheadandlandsinthelivingroom.)Gettin’closer.
Chandler:
Okay,okay,butdon’tworry,becausewealsohavecereals,muffins,waffles,and,jams,jellies,andmarmalades.WhichI’mfairlycertainarethesamething.
Joey:
Listenalsowe’reuh,we’rewatchingthegamehereSaturdaynight,ifpeoplewanttocomeover.
Ross:
Ohyeah!
Monica:
Oh,Iwasthinkingabouthavingpeopleoverforthegame.
Joey:
Ohyeah,who’splaying?
Monica:
Theplayers.
Ross:
Somebodyseemstobemissingbeingthehostess.
Monica:
(laughs)Please,it’sareliefiswhatitis,iswhatitis.
Joey:
AllrightPheebs,stickoutyourplate!
Phoebe:
Oh.(JoeyflipsthepancakeandPhoebecatchesitandthrowsitonherplate.)
[Scene:
Bloomingdale’s,Rachel’snewjob.]
Rachel:
(onthephone)Monica,I’mquitting!
Ijusthelpedan81yearoldwomanputonathongandshedidn’tevenbuyit!
(Pause)I’mtellingyouI’mquitting!
That’sit!
I’mtalkingtomybossrightnow!
(Pause)YesIam!
(Pause)YesIam!
YesIam!
YesIam!
YesIam!
YesIam!
Okaybye,callmewhenyougetthismessage.(Hangsupasherboss,Mr.Waltham,walksin.)Oh!
Mr.Waltham,Iahreallyneedtotalktoyou.
Mr.Waltham:
Inamoment,please,I’minthemiddleofatask.Andyouhaveacustomer.
(It’sareallygood-lookingman,Joshua,thatRachelhasaninstantcrushon.Wellactuallyit’sTateDonovan,soit’snotlikeshe’sreallytestingheractingskills.)
Rachel:
Hi!
Joshua:
Hi,I’mJoshua.
Rachel:
Hi,I’mRachelGreen.WhatcanIdoforyouJoshua?
Joshua:
Well,Ineedawholenewwardrobe.Mywife,wellmyex-wife…
Rachel:
Oh,I’msosorry.
(HewalksovertolookandsomeclothesandRachelquicklyturnsaroundandadjustsherbra,tryingtoshowoffherassets.)
Joshua:
Anyway,sheburnedallofmyclothes.Igotawaywithtwothings.Thissuitandwhatturnedouttobeaskirt.
Rachel:
Well,atleastthat’sagreatsuit.
Joshua:
Yeah,butitwasn’tmuchfundroppingitoffatthedrycleanersintheskirt.(Rachellaughs)SoIneedeverythingdowntounderwear,soifyou’rewilling,I’mallyours.
Rachel:
Okay.
Mr.Waltham:
Rachel,youneededtospeaktome?
Rachel:
No-no,thatwasn’tme!
(ToJoshua)Well,weshouldgetstarted.Letmeshowyoumyunderwear.(Joshuaturnsatthat)Theselectionofunderwearwecarry.
(HewalksoutandRachelstaresathisbuttasheleaves.Hemakesawrongturn.)
Rachel:
Oh-oh,sorry,it’sthisway,it’sthisway.(Motionstothecorrectway.)
Joshua:
It’sthisway?
Sorry.(Hewalkspastherandsheagainadmireshisbutt.)
[Scene:
Kathy’splay,RossandChandlerarewaitingforherinthelobbyaftertheplay.]
Chandler:
I’mright!
Right?
Therewaslikenochemistrybetweenthem.Beforetheyhadheat,andnowthere’snoheat!
Nowyouknowwhatthismeans,Joeytolduswhatthismeans!
Ross:
Allright,let’snotjumptoanyconclusions.Allright?
Therewassomesexualchemistrybetweenthem.
Chandler:
Comeon,itwaslikecousinshavingsexupthere!
Ross:
Hereshecomes.Don’tsayaword,okay?
Justbecool,don’tbe…y'knowyou.
Kathy:
Heyyouguys!
Ross:
Hey!
Kathy:
Hi!
(KissesChandler)Thankyousomuchforcomingagain.Didyoulikeittonight?
Ross:
Oh,absolutely!
(Chandlermumblessomething.)
Kathy:
Wasn’tNickfunnywhenhecouldn’tgethismatchlit?
(Chandlerlaughswithoutopeninghismouth.)
Kathy:
It’sagoodplay,isn’tit?
(Chandlermumblessomething,andRosstellshimto"Comeon.")
Chandler:
Oh,Ilovedtheplay.Youweregreat,andNickditto.Clearlyyou’rehavingsexwithhim.
Ross:
Okay,I…(Walksaway.)
Kathy:
Clearly,I’mhavingsexwithhim?
Chandler:
Ohcomeon,itwassoobvious!
Therewasnochemistrybetweenyoutwo!
Kathy:
Okay,soletmejustgetthisstraight.You’reaccusingmeofcheatingonyou,andinsultingmyperformance?
Chandler:
Y’know,I-Icouldseehowthiscouldhappen,y'knowyou’reupthereeverynight,you’renaked,touching,kissing.
Kathy:
Acting!
Chandler,thisismyjob!
I’m-I’mplayingapartinaplay!
Howcanyounottrustme?
!
Chandler:
Well,youcanunderstand,givenhowwestarted.
Kathy:
Oh,wow.Ican’tbelieveyou’rethrowingthatinmyface.
Chandler:
Well,thatiswhathappened,andIdon’tevenseeyoudenyingthis!
Kathy:
I’lltellyouwhat,Chandler,whydon’tyoucallmewhenyougrowup!
Chandler:
Yeah,well,don’texpectthattohappenanytimesoon!
COMMERCIALBREAK
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,erm,ChandlerandJoey's,Joey,Phoebe,andRossarethereeatingpizzaasRachelenters.]
Rachel:
Ihavethebestjobintheentireworld!
Themostadorableguycameovertoday,andIgottodresshimupallday!
Phoebe:
Rachelhasanewd
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