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初中英语jokes
英语谜语20则
中国人常说‘万事开头难’。
不过,开始猜谜语可不能猜太难的,要不,你可就不肯往
下猜了。
先猜猜下面这个容易的:
1.Whattableisinthefield?
再猜猜这一个:
2.Whatistheonlythingyoucanbreakwhenyousayits
name?
若猜对了,请接着往下猜:
3.Whatisthereinyourhousethatoughttobelookedinto?
4.Whatisthatwhichyouhaveneverseen,heardorfelt,whichnever
existedandstill hasaname?
5.Whatchangesapearintoapearl?
6.Whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby'Yes'?
7.Whatshiphastwomatesbutnocaptain?
8.Whatisthemostdifficultkeytoturn?
9.Wherecanyoualwaysfindmoney?
10.Whatisthesurestwaytodoubleyourmoney?
11.Wheredoesafternooncomebeforemorningintheworld?
12.Whatisthesmallestbridgeintheworld?
13.Whatlettermakesaroadbroad?
14.Whatlettersoundslikeavegetable?
15.Whyisapigthemostunusualanimalintheworld?
16.Whatmatchcan'tbeputinamatch-box?
17.Whendo2and2makemorethan4?
18.Ihavecitiesbutnohouses,forestsbutnotrees,riverswithout
water.WhatamI?
19.Iamsomethingthathasteethbutcan'teat.What
amI?
20.Whatisasickmanacontrodiction?
Key:
1.Vegetable 2.silence 3.mirror 4.nothing 5.the
letter“l”6.Areyouasleep?
7.courtship 8.adonkey 9.Inthe
dictionary 10.Foldit.11.Inthedictionary 12.thebridgeofanose
13.letterB 14.letterP15.Becauseitiskilledbeforeitiscured(烧烤待
处理)16.Footballmatch,basketballmatch,etc.17.Whentheymake22.18.A
map19.Acomb20.Whenheisanimpatientpatient.
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英语谜语Riddles
Whyissixafraidofseven?
-----------------------Becauseseveneightnine.
Whatdoyoucallyourfather-in-law'sonlychild'smother-in-law?
-----------------------Mom.
Whydolionseatrawmeat?
-----------------------Becausetheyneverlearntocook.
Whydidthechickencrosstheroad?
-----------------------Togettotheotherside.
Whydidthefoxcrosstheroad?
-----------------------Togetthechicken.
Whydidthegumcrosstheroad?
-----------------------Itwasonthechicken’sfoot.
Whydidtheturkeycrosstheroadtwice?
-----------------------Toproveitwasnotachicken.
Whydidtheweaselcrosstheroadtwice?
-----------------------Hewasadoublecrosser.
Whydidn'ttheskeletoncrosstheroad?
-----------------------Itdidn’thavetheguts.
Whatgoesupachimneydown,butwon'tgodownachimneyup?
-----------------------Annumbrella.
What'sblackandwhiteandredallover?
-----------------------Azebrathatdoesn’tknowhowtoputlipstickon.
Whatisthelargestantintheworld?
-----------------------Anelephant.
Howmuchisaskunkworth?
-----------------------Onescent.
Whatkindofmonkeycanfly?
-----------------------Ahotairbaboon.
Whydidthecakeliketoplaybaseball?
-----------------------Becauseitwasagoodbatter.
Whatgoeshahaha,plop?
-----------------------Someonelaughingtheirheadoff.
Whydidn'ttheladyrunawayfromtheattackinglion?
-----------------------Theytoldheritwasamaneatinglion.
WhyhasnooneeverspottedaleopardinAfrica?
-----------------------Becauseleopardsarealreadybornwithspots.
Whatdidthebananadowhenitheardtheicescream?
-----------------------Itsplit.
Swingsbyhisthighathingmostmagical!
Belowthebelt,beneaththefolds
ofhisclothesithangs,aholeinitsfrontend,stiff-setandstout,but
swivelsabout.Levellingtheheadofthishanginginstrument,itswielder
hoistshishemabovetheknee:
itishiswilltofillawell-knownholethat
itfitsfullywhenatfulllength.Hehasoftenfilleditbefore.Nowhe
fillsitagain.
-----------------------akey
I'mtheworld'swonder,forImakewomenhappy--aboontotheneighborhood,
abanetonoone,
thoughImayperhapspricktheonewhopicksme.Iamsetwellup,standina
bed,havearoughishroot.Rarely(thoughithappens)achurl'sdaughtermore
daringthantherest--andlovelier!
--laysholdofme,andlaysmein
larder.
Shelearnssoonenough,thecurly-hairedcreaturewhoclampsmeso,ofmy
meetingwithher:
moistishereye!
-----------------------anonion
Ayoungmanmadeforthecornerwhereheknewshewasstanding;this
strappingyouthhadcomesomeway--withhisownhandshewhippedupher
dress,andunderhergirdle(asshestoodthere)thrustsomethingstiff,
workedhiswill;theybothshook.Thisfellowquickened:
onemomenthewas
forceful,afirstrateservant,sostrenuousthatthenexthewasknockedup,
quiteblownbyhisexertion.Beneaththegirdleathingbegantogrowthat
upstandingmenoftenthinkof,tenderly,andacquire.
-----------------------dough
I'mtoldacertainsomethinggrowsinitspouch,swellsandstandsup,lifts
itscovering.Aproudbridegraspedthatbonelesswonder,thedaughterofa
kingcoveredthatswollenthingwithclothing.
-----------------------achurn
Alovelywoman,alady,oftenlockedmeinachest;attimesshetookmeout
withherfingers,andgavemetoherlordandloyalmaster,justasheasked.
Thenhepokedhisheadinsideme,pusheditupuntilitfittedtightly.I,
adorned,wasboundtobefilledwithsomethingroughiftheloyallord
couldkeepitup.GuesswhatImean.
-----------------------helmet
Whomakesit,hasnoneedofit.Whobuysit,hasnouseforit.Whousesit
canneitherseenorfeelit.
---------------------coffin
Tellmewhatadozenrubbertreeswiththirtyboughsoneachmightbe?
---------------------Monthsoftheyear
AsIwentoverLondonBridgeImetmysisterJennyIbrokeherneckanddrank
herbloodAndleftherstandingempty.
---------------------Gin
Itissaidamongmypeoplethatsomethingsareimprovedbydeath.Tellme,
whatstinkswhileliving,butindeath,smellsgood?
---------------------Pig
Allright.Riddlemethis:
whatgoesthroughthedoorwithoutpinching
itself?
Whatsitsonthestovewithoutburningitself?
Whatsitsonthetable
andisnotashamed?
---------------------theSun
Whatworkisitthatthefasteryouwork,thelongeritisbeforeyou're
done,andthesloweryouwork,thesooneryou'refinished?
---------------------roastingmeatonaspit
WhilstIwasengagedinsittingIspiedthedeadcarryingtheliving.
---------------------aship
Iknowawordoflettersthree.Addtwo,andfewertherewillbe.
---------------------'few'
Igiveyouagroupofthree.Oneissittingdown,andwillnevergetup.The
secondeatsasmuchasisgiventohim,yetisalwayshungry.Thethirdgoes
awayandneverreturns.
---------------------stove,fire,andsmoke
Whoevermakesit,tellsitnot.Whoevertakesit,knowsitnot.Andwhoever
knowsitwantsitnot.
---------------------counterfeitmoney
Twowords,myanswerisonlytwowords.Tokeepme,youmustgiveme.
SolutionyourwordSir,IbeararhymeexcellingInmysticforceandmagic
spellingCelestialspriteselucidateAllmyownstrivingcan'trelate
---------------------Pi(digitsgivenbylengthofwords)
ThereisnotwindenoughtotwirlThatoneredleaf,nearestofitsclan,
Whichdancesasoftenasdanceitcan.
---------------------thesun,SamuelTaylorColeridge
Half-wayupthehill,IseetheeatlastLyingbeneathmewiththysoundsand
sights--Acityinthetwilight,dimandvast,Withsmokingroofs,soft
bells,andgleaminglights.
---------------------thepast,Longfellow
Iam,intruth,ayellowfork
Fromtablesinthesky
Byinadvertentfingersdropped
Theawfulcutlery.
Ofmansionsneverquitedisclosed
Andneverquiteconcealed
Theapparatusofthedark
Toignorancerevealed.
---------------------lightning,EmilyDickinson
Many-manedscud-thumper,
Makerofwornwood,
Shrub-ruster,
Sky-mocker,
Rave!
Portlypusher,
Wind-slave.
--------------------- JohnUpdike
Makemethylyre,evenastheforestsare.
Whatifmyleavesfelllikeitsown--
Thetumultofthymightyharmonies
Willtakefrombothadeepautumnaltone.
---------------------thewestwind,PercyByssheShelley
Thisdarksomeburn,horsebackbrown,
Hisrollockhighroadroaringdown,
Incoopandincombthefleeceofhisfoam
Flutesandlowtothebodyfallshome.
--------------------- river,GerardManleyHopkins
I'vemeasureditfromsidetoside,
'Tisthreefeetlongandtwofeetwide.
Itisofcompasssmall,andbare
Tothirstysunsandparchingair.
---------------------thegraveofachild,Wordsworth
Mylove,whenIgazeonthybeautifulface,
Careeringalong,yetalwaysinplace--
Thethoughthasoftencomeintomymind
IfIevershallseethygloriousbehind.
---------------------themoon,SirEdmundGosse
Thenallthyfeculentmajestyrecalls
Thenauseousmustinessofforsakenbowers,
Theleprousnudityofdesertedhalls--
Thepositivenastinessofsulliedflowers.
AndIm
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