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324TheOneWithTheUltimateFightingChampion解析

TheOneWithTheUltimateFightingChampion

Storyby:

MarkJ.Kunerth&Pang-niLandrum

Teleplayby:

ScottSilveri&ShanaGoldberg-Meehan

Transcribedby:

EricBAasen

324终极搏击比赛

莫妮卡的男友皮特热衷终极搏击比赛；他屡战屡败且屡败屡战。

钱德的新老板喜欢拍他的屁股以示鼓励。

钱德很不乐意，给老板提了意见。

菲比问瑞秋说既然你和罗斯分手了那我可不可以把他介绍给我的朋友邦尼；

瑞秋记得邦尼是个光头女孩所以欣然答应；

后来，瑞秋发现邦尼一头秀发，原来她早开始留长发了。

3.24TheOneWithTheUltimateFightingChampion

Monica'sboyfriendPetebeginscompetingtobetheUltimateFightingChampion;

heloses...repeatedly.

Chandler'snewbosshasahabitofslappinghimonthebehind,whichChandlertriestodealwith.

PhoebeasksRachelifshecansetRossupwithBonnie;

RachelagreessinceBonnie'sthegirlwhoshavesherhead;

Later,RachelfindsoutBonnienowhasplentyofhair.

[Scene:

CentralPerk,thewholegangminusMonicaisthere.]

Chandler:

Doyouthinkthatthere’satowninMissouriorsomeplacecalledSample?

Andah,asyou’redrivingintotownthere’s-there’slikeasign,anditsays“You’reinSample.”（Hesaysitlikeurinesample.）

Missourin.密苏里州（美国州名）/urinen.尿/urinesample:

Whenthehospitalasksyoutopeeinasmallcupandthenhandittosomepersonyoudon'tknowandneverseewhathappenstoit.AlsoreferedtoasHomeCountryLemonaden.尿样

Monica:

（entering）Hey.

All:

Hey!

Rachel:

How’ditgowithPete?

!

Joey:

Tellus!

Monica:

You’renotgonnabelievethis.Okay,soIgoover...

[Twoguyswalkoverandinterrupther.They’rebothnamesyou’vealreadyheard.One’sBillyCrystal.Yes,thatBillyCrystalfromCitySlickers.TheotheroneisRobinWilliams.Yes,thatRobinWilliamsfromMrs.Doubtfire.]

slickern.衣着讲究世的城市佬

BillyCrystal:

I’msorry.Ex-excuseus.I’msorry,it’salittlecrowded.Doyoumindifwe...（motionstothecouch）

RobinWilliams:

Yeah,couldyouscooch?

scoochv.往旁边挪一下位置挤挤/comingthroughv.借过

Billy:

Yeah,moveoverjustalittlebit.

（Rachel,Chandler,Phoebe,andJoeyallscoochovertoletthemsitdown.）

Robin:

Keeponscooching.

[cuttoMonicatellingthegangaboutwhathappenedatPete’s]

Monica:

Soguys,listen,Igooverthere,andumm...

（RobininterruptsheragainbycomplainingloudlytoBillyasthecameracutstothem.）

Robin:

Why?

Why?

!

What’swrongwithme?

!

Billy:

What’sthematter?

Robin:

Ihaveafeelin’...I,mywifeissleepingwithhergynaecologist.

gynaecologistn.妇科医生/gynaecologist:

aspecialistdealswiththediseasesandroutinephysicalcareofthereproductivesystem（n.生殖系统）ofwomen

（Thegangisnoweavesdroppinginontheconversation,andisshocked.）

eavesdropv.偷听窃听/eavesn.屋檐

Billy:

Howdoyouknow?

Robin:

Welly'know,he’sgotaccess.

Billy:

Yeah.

Robin:

Y'knowit’sthatfeelingyouget,y'know?

Billy:

Likewhenyougobowlingandyouknowyou’reinsomebodyelse’sshoes?

Robin:

That’stheone.

[cutbacktothegang.]

Phoebe:

Allright,so,soyouwenttoPete’s...

Ross:

Whathappened?

Monica:

（Robinisspeakingloudlyagain）I...

[cuttoBillyandRobin]

Robin:

Whyisthishappeningtome?

!

Idon’tknow,maybeit’smywound.

[cuttothegang]

Monica:

Forgetit算了.（theyallturnandlistentoBillyandRobin）

Billy:

Soit’s-it’snothealedyet?

Robin:

No-no,it’sooozing,oozing.（toRachel）Couldyoupassmethecream?

Isthereany--Oh,there’sthecream.

oozv.<俚>流血/creamn.乳酪

Billy:

Thomas,thisisgonnabehard,butIwantedittocomefromme,andnobodyelse.

Robin:

Whatisit,Tim?

Billy:

It’sme,I’vebeensleepingwithyourwife.

Joey:

（toBilly）Soyou’rethegynaecologist?

Billy:

（toJoey）Hey,I’mtryingtohaveaprivateconversation!

Isthatokay?

!

Robin:

（startingtocry）Ooh,（toRachel）CanIhaveanapkin,please?

Couldyoupleasehandmeanapkin?

（Racheltriestograbone,butistooslowforhistastes.）Wouldyou--Givemethisthing（grabsthenapkinholderfromher.）allright!

!

Enough!

（toBilly）Andyouarenolongermyfriend!

Wearefinished!

（getsuptoleave）Nada!

!

Nomore!

Youareabastardfordoingthis!

!

（Billyfollowshim）Getawayfromme!

!

napkinn.餐巾/holdern.支持物固定器

Billy:

Thomas,comebackhere!

（theybothleave）

[cuttothegang,they’reallstunned]

Phoebe:

SoMonica,whatwereyougonnatellus?

Monica:

（pause）Ihavenoidea.

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:

CentralPerk,continuedfromearlier.]

Rachel:

So,comeon,whatwasthebignewsPetewantedtotellyouMon?

!

OrshouldIsayMrs.MonicaBecker?

Phoebe:

No-no-nooh,keepyourname,don’ttakehisname.

Monica:

Hedidn’taskmetomarryhim.

All:

Ohh.

Phoebe:

Wellthendefinatelydon’ttakehisname.

Monica:

Hewantedtotellmehe’sgonnacompeteissomeultimatefightingcompetitionthingy.

TheGuys:

Pete?

!

Rachel:

Why?

!

Whatisit?

Monica:

Idon’tknowexactly.It’s-it’ssortalikewrestling.

Phoebe:

（intrigued）Oh?

!

intriguedadj.好奇的被迷住了的

Monica:

Yeah,butwithoutthecostumes.

Phoebe:

（disappointed）Oh.

Joey:

Andit’snotfake,it’stotallybrutal.

Chandler:

Yeah,it’stwoguysinaring,andtherulesare:

“They’rearenorules.”

Monica:

Soyoucanlike,bite,andpullpeople’shairandstuff?

Ross:

Yeah,anythinggoes,exceptah,eyegougingandfishhooking.

gougev.n.用半圆凿子挖挖出/fishhook钓鱼钩/gouging:

Tothrust（v.刺戳）one'sthumbintotheeyeof

EYEGouging

FishHooking

Monica:

What’sfishhooking?

Ross:

Huh,what’sfishhooking...（JoeystickshisfingerinRoss’smouthandpullsonhischeek,y'knowlikewhenyouhookafish.）（toJoey,sarcastic）Thanksman,thatwouldhavebeenreallyhardtodescribe.Whatisthattaste?

pullonv.继续拉

Joey:

What?

Myhandsaretotallyclean,Ijustgavetheduckabath.

[Scene:

Chandler’soffice,heisjustfinishingameetingwithhisboss.]

Doug:

Sothanksforthewarmwelcome.It’sgoodtohaveyouguysonmyteam,andIcometoplay.Ihopeyoudotoo.Now,let’sgooutthereandget‘em!

Huh?

Andremember,thereisno‘I’inteam.

Chandler:

Yes,butthere’stwoinmartini,sooeverybodybacktomyoffice.

martinin.马提尼酒/there’s two in martini:

Chandler’sboss说了一句’There'sno"i"inteam’,这是美国人常用的一句来形容团队重要性的话,但Chandler自己就造了个句子martini里有2个I字母,呵,要是你是老板肯定要气死了/Thethreemartinilunch:

otherwiseknownasthealcoholicsversionofatwomartinilunch.Generallyusedtorefertopeoplewhohavetoomuchtimeandnothingtodowithit

Doug:

（toChandler）You!

Chuckles!

What’syourname?

chuklev.n.咯咯地笑

Chandler:

Ohit’sBing,sir.I’msorry,Iwasjustah...

Doug:

No-no,Iheardwhatyousaid,funny.Ilikefunny.（Chandlerstartstoleave）Thisteamisabouthardwork,butit’salsoabouthavingfun.GoodtohaveyouaboardBing!

（smackshimonthebutt,andChandlerleavesshocked.）

smackv.拍打

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,Rossismakingreservations.]

Ross:

（onphone）That’sright,Ryder.WynonaRyderforsix.（listens）Thankyou.（hangsup）（tothegang）Yeah,wehavethereservations.

WynonaRyder

Rachel:

Yes!

!

Chandler:

Allrightbuddy,waytogo干得好!

（smackshimonthebutt）

Ross:

（stunned）Dude,whatareyoudoing?

Chandler:

Thankyou!

Today,mybosskeepslappingmybuttandhewasactinglikeitwasnobigdeal.

Phoebe:

Yeesh,what’dyoudoaboutit?

Yeesh:

Adifferentformofsheesh.It'sinterestingtouseforawhile,ifyougetboredofsayingsheesh.Thisisagoodwordforpeoplethatdon'treallysay"bad"words.

Chandler:

Well,Ididn’tdoanything.Ididn’twanttobetheguywhohasaproblemwithhisbossslappinghisbottom.

bottomn.<俚>butt

Monica:

Igottatellya,Ithinkit’sokaytobethatguy.

Joey:

Yeah,maybeit’slikey'know,thatjockthing.Y'knowhowfootballplayerspateachotheraftertouchdowns.（patsRossonthebutt）

jockn.<美俚>（大学）运动员（=athlete）/patv.轻拍/touchdownn.[美橄]攻方持球触地触地得分

（Rossthrowshishandsoutina“Whatareyoudoing?

”gesture）

Rachel:

Y'knowIdon’t,Idon’tunderstandguys,ImeanI-IwouldnevercongratulateMonicaonagreatstewbyy'know,grabbin’herboob.

stewn.炖汤

Chandler:

Yeah,Iknow,forareallygreatstewyoujusty'know,stickyourheadinbetween‘em.

Monica:

Okay,canwepleasegoeat?

Joey:

Yeah.Whatarewegetting我们吃啥?

Monica:

（toChandler）Anythingbutstew.

Ross:

Allrightso,Chandler,fromnowon,don’tgiveyourbossachancetogetyou.Y'knowjustah,don’tturnyourbacktohim.

Joey:

Yeah,oryoucanteachhimalesson.Y'know?

Whatyoucoulddoisyoucouldrubsomethingthatreallysmellsonyourbutt,allright?

Then,whenhegoestosmackya,hishandwillsmell.（thinkingaloud）Nowwhatcouldyourubonyourbuttthatwouldsmellbad?

Chandler:

（toRossandMonica）WhatifJoeywerepresident?

（Monica,Ross,Chandler,andJoeyexit.）

Phoebe:

Umm,heyRach,canIaskyousomething?

Rachel:

Yeah.

Phoebe:

Okay,youcantotallysayno,butumm,woulditbeokaywithyouifIsetRossuponadate?

Rachel:

Oh,ahwithwho?

Phoebe:

Umm,myfriend,Bonnie.ShejustalwaysthoughtRosswasreallycute,andnowthatyoutwoaren’ttogether,sheaskedifIcouldsetitup,butifyou’renotcoolwithit...

setupv.牵红线

Rachel:

Oh-oh-oh,whichoneisBonnieagain?

Phoebe:

Yourememberherfrommybirthdaypartytwoyearsago.She’syeah,like,averageheight,mediumbuild,bald...

baldadj.光头的

Rachel:

Oh!

（laughs）That’sfine.

Phoebe:

Great!

Okay,goodforyou!

（astheyleavesheslapsRachelonthebutt）

[Scene:

AGym,PeteistrainingfortheUltimateFightingChampionship,withhistrainer,Hoshi.]

Hoshi:

Youareiron.Youaresteel!

Letmeaskyousomething,howcomewhenIcallyourcomputersupportline,Ihavetowaitanhourandahalf?

Pete:

Itoldyou,we’readdingnewoperatorsallthetime.Couldweconcentrateonmytraining?

Hoshi:

It’sjusthardwhenIknowIhavee-mailIcan