功夫熊猫字幕原版英文剧本.docx

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功夫熊猫字幕原版英文剧本

Legendtellsofalegendarywarrior,whoseKungFuskillswerethestuffoflegend.Hetravelledthelandsearchofworthyfoes.

EvilOx:

Iseeyouliketochew.Maybeyoushouldchewonmyfist.

Thewarriorsaidnothingforhismouthwasfull.Thenheswallowed.Andthenhespoke.

Po:

Enoughtalk.Let’sfight.

Hewassodeadlyinfact,thathisenemieswillgoblind,fromoverexposuretopureawesomeness.

Evil1:

Myeyes!

Evil2:

He’stooawesome!

Rabbit1:

Andattractive.

Rabbit2:

Howcanwerepayyou?

Po:

Thereisnochargeforawesomeness.Orattractiveness.

Itmattednothowmanyfoeshefaced.Theywerenomatchforhisvoracity.

Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved.

EventhemostheroicheroesinallofChina.TheFuriousFive.Bowedinrespecttothisgreatmaster.

Monkey:

Weshouldhangout.

Po:

Agreed.

Buthangingoutworldhavetowait.Causewhenyou’refacingthetenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain.Thereisonlyonethingthatmattersandthat‘s…

Monkey:

Po！

Getup!

Tigress:

You’llbelateforwork.

Po:

What?

Dad:

Po…Getup!

Hey,Po…Whatareyoudoingupthere?

Po:

Ahh…nothing.Monkey,Mantis,Crane,Viper,Tigress…Roarrr!

Ahh…

Dad:

Po…let’sgo.You’relateforwork.

Po:

Coming!

SorryDad.

Dad:

Sorrydoesn’tmaketheNoodles.Whatareyoudoingupthere?

Allthatnoise?

Po:

Oh…nothing.Justhadacrazydream.

Dad:

Aboutwhat?

Uh?

Whatwereyoudreamingabout?

Po:

WhatwasI…ah…Iwasdreamingabout…Noodles!

Dad:

Noodles?

Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles?

Po:

Uh…ya,whatelsewouldIbedreamingabout?

Oh,careful.Thatsoupis…sharp!

Dad:

Oh!

Happyday!

Mysonfinallyhavingthenoodledream!

Youdon’tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment!

Thisisasign,Po.

Po:

Uh…asignofwhat?

Dad:

Youarealmostreadytobeentrustedwiththesecretingredient,ofmysecretingredientsoup.Andthenyouwillfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant.JustasItookoverfrommyfatherwhotookoverfromhisfatherwhowonitfromafriendoveragameofmahjong.

Po:

Dad,Dad,Dad,itwasjustadream.

Dad:

No,itwasTHEDREAM.We’renoodlefolk.Brothrunsthroughourveins.

Po:

ButDad,didn’tyouever…well…wantedtodosomethingelse?

Somethingbesidenoodles?

Dad:

Actually,whenIwasyoungandcrazy.Ithoughtaboutrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu.

Po:

So,whydidn’tyou…?

Dad:

Oh,becauseitwasastupiddream.Canyouimaginememakingtofu?

Ha,ha,ha,TOFU,no,weallhaveourplaceinthisworld.Mineishere,andyoursis…

Po:

Iknow“ishere”.

Dad:

No!

It’stables2,5,7and12.Servicewithasmile.

MasterShifu:

Welldone,students…ifyouweretryingtodisappointme.Tigress,youneedmoreferocity.Monkey,greaterspeed.Crane,height.Viper,subtlety.Mantis...

Zeng:

MasterShifu…

MasterShifu:

What?

Zeng:

It…it’sMasterOogway,hewantstoseeyou.

MasterShifu:

MasterOogway,yousummonedme?

Issomethingwrong?

MasterOogway:

Whymustsomethingbewrongformetowanttoseemyoldfriend?

MasterShifu:

So,nothingiswrong?

MasterOogway:

Well,Ididn’tsaythat.

MasterShifu:

Youweresaying…?

MasterOogway:

Ihavehadavision.TaiLungwillreturn.

MasterShifu:

Thatisimpossible.He’sinprison.

MasterOogway:

Nothingisimpossible.

MasterShifu:

Zeng,flytoChordomPrison.Tellthemtodoubletheguards,doubletheweapons…doubleeverything!

TaiLungdoesnotleavethatprison.

Zeng:

Yes,MasterShifu!

MasterOogway:

Oneoftenmeetshisdestinyontheroadhetakestoavoidit.

MasterShifu:

Wehavetodosomething.Wecan’tjusthavehimmarchinthevalley.Andtakehisrevenge,he’ll,he’ll…

MasterOogway:

Yourmindislikethiswater,myfriend.Whenitisagitated…itbecomesdifficulttosee.Butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.

MasterShifu:

TheDragon’sscroll.

MasterOogway:

Itistime.

MasterShifu:

Butwho?

Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththesecrettolimitlesspower?

TobecometheDragonWarrior?

MasterOogway:

Idon’tknow.

Po:

Excuseme…Sorry…oh…sorry.

Pig1:

Hey,watchit,Po.

MomRabbit:

Oh!

Po:

Sorry…ah…oop!

Sorry,athousandpardon.…what?

MasterOogwayischoosingDragonWarriorTODAY!

Everyone,everyone,go,gettotheJadePalace!

OneofthefiveisgoingtogettheDragon’sScroll.Wehavebeenwaitingathousandyearsforthis.Justtakethebowl!

ThisisthegreatestdayinKungFuhistory!

Don’tworryaboutit,justgo!

OldDad:

Po!

Whereareyougoing?

Po:

…Tothe…JadePalace…

OldDad:

Butyou’reforgettingyournoodlecart.Thewholevalleywillbethereandyouwillsellnoodletoallofthem.

Po:

Sellingnoodles?

ButDad,youknowIwaskindofthinking,maybeI…

OldDad:

Ya?

Po:

Iwaskindofthinking,maybeI…ahha…couldalsosellthebeanbuns.They’reabouttogobad.

OldDad:

That’smyboy!

Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign!

Po:

Ya…I’mgladIhadit.

BabyRabbit1:

I’mtheDragonWarrior!

BabyRabbit2:

Me,too!

Po:

Almostthere…what?

No!

Pig:

sorryPo.We’llbringyoubackasouvenir.

Po:

No.I’llbringmebackasouvenir.

MasterShifu:

Itisahistoricday,isn’tit,MasterOogway?

MasterOogway:

Yes.TheoneIfearedIwouldnotlivetosee.Areyourstudentsready?

MasterShifu:

Yes,MasterOogway.

MasterOogway:

Nowknowthis,oldfriend…whomeverIchosewillnotonlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou.

CeremonyHost:

Letthetournamentbegin!

Po:

No,no,no,wait!

I’mcoming.Hey,openthedoor!

Letmein!

CeremonyHost:

CitizensoftheValleyofPeace.Itismygreathonortopresenttoyou,Tigress,Viper,Crane,Monkey,Mantis!

TheFuriousFive!

Po:

Ah…ah…ah…

Po:

TheyaretheFuriousfive!

Ah…ah…ouch!

CeremonyHost:

Warriorsprepare!

Po:

Blast,no,quickPo.

CeremonyHost:

Readyforbattle!

Po:

Thethousandtonsoffire!

Ho…ha…howw!

Wow!

Lookatthat!

Hey,getouttheway!

Po:

Uhh…oh…ohh!

Ah…ah…ah!

Hiyaah…ouch!

CeremonyHost:

Andfinally,MasterTigress.Believeme,citizens,youhavenotseenanythingyet.

Po:

Iknow!

CeremonyHost:

MasterTigressfacesIronArmsanditsBladesofDeath.

MasterOogway:

IsensetheDragonWarriorisamongus.

MasterShifu:

CitizensoftheValleyofPeace,MasterOogwaywillnowchoosetheDragonWarrior!

Po:

Hah…butta…No,no,no,wait!

Yaa…

Po:

ahh.Ha..ha…haah!

Po:

Ha…ha…haah!

Dad:

Po!

Whatareyoudoing?

Po:

WhatdoesitlooklikeI’mdoing?

…stop,stop!

I’mgoingtoseetheDragonWarrior!

Dad:

ButIdon’tunderstand!

Youfinallyhavethenoodledream!

Po:

Ilied,Idon’tdreamaboutnoodles,Dad!

IloveKungFu!

Uuu!

Dad:

Oh,comeon,son,let’sgetbacktowork.

Po:

Heay…Okay……Ahh…ahh…ahh!

Dad:

Po!

Po:

Ahh…ahh…comeback!

Oh!

Po:

Oh,what’sgoingon…where…ah…whatdoyoupoint…Oh…Okay,sorry,IjustwantedtoseewhotheDragonWarriorwas…

MasterOogway:

Howinteresting!

Tigress:

Master,areyoupointingatme?

MasterOogway:

Him.

Po:

Who?

MasterOogway:

You.

Po:

Me?

MasterOogway:

TheuniversehasbroughtustheDragonWarrior.

Po:

What?

FuriousFive:

What?

MasterShifu:

What?

Dad:

What?

MasterShifu:

Stop,wait,whotoldyouto……MasterOogway,wait!

Thatcrabbypandacan’tpossiblybetheanswertoourproblem.YouwereabouttoappointtheTigress.Andthatthingfellinfrontofher!

Thatwasjustanaccident!

MasterOogway:

Therearenoaccidents.

Tigress:

Forgiveus,Master.Wehavefailedyou.

MasterShifu:

No.Ifthepandahasnotquitbymorning,thenIwouldhavefailedyou.

Zeng:

Wait,wait,wait!

IbringamessagefromMasterShifu.

Guard:

What?

Doubletheguard?

Extraprecautions?

Zeng:

‘Yourprisonmaynotbeadequate’?

Guard:

Youdoubtmyprisonsecutity?

Zeng:

Absolutelynot!

Shifudoes.I’mjustthemessager.

Guard:

I’llgiveyouamassageforyourMasterShifu.EscapefromChordomPrisonisimpossible.

Guard:

Impressive,isn’tit?

Zeng:

Yes,veryimpressive.Itisveryimpressive.

Guard:

Onewayin,andonewayout.Onethousandguardsandoneprisoner.

Zeng:

Yes,exceptthatprisonerisTaiLung.

Guard:

Takeusdown.

Zeng:

Ahh…ahh…ahh…oh…oo….oh..OhMY!

…

Guard:

BeholdTaiLung…

Zeng:

I’ll…umm…I’lljustwaitrighthere.

Guard:

It’snothingtoworryabout.It’sperfectlysafe.Bothposts.Attheready.

Zeng:

What,Posts?

Guard:

Hey,toughguy,didyouhear?

OogwayisfinallygoingtogivesomeonetheDragonScrollandit’snotgoingtobeyou.

Zeng:

Whatareyoudoing?

Don’tgethimmad!

Guard:

Whatishegoingtodoaboutit?

I’vegothimcompletelyimmobilized.Haa…haa…ha…ha…!

Oh!

DidIsteponthewoolykiddy’stail?

Zeng:

I’mgonna…I’veseenenough.I’mgonnatellShifuthathehasnothingtoworryabout.

Guard:

No,hedoesn’t.

Zeng:

Okay,I’lltellhimthat.

Guard:

Hmm…

Zeng:

Canwepleasegonow?

Po:

Oh,waitasecond.Ithinktherehasbeenaslightmistake.Err…everyoneseemstothinkI’merr…aah…theSacredHallofWarriors.Noway.…Lookatthisplace!

MasterFlying-Rhino’sarmour!

Withauthenticbattledamage!

Wow…theSwordofHeroes!

Saidtobesosharp,youcancutyourselfjustbylooking!

Ahh!

Oww!

TheinvisibleDragonofDestiny.Uuhhs…I’veonlyseenpaintingsofthatpainting!

Ahh…ah…ha…ha…ha…Heeyah…yah…aah…ah…ah…Noo…!

Ho…oh,oh,oh,oh…ThelegendaryUrnofWhisperingWarriors!

SaidtocontainsoulsoftheentireTenshuarmy.Hello?

MasterShifu:

Haveyoufinishedsightseeing?

Po:

Sorry,Ishouldhavecometoseeyoufirst.

MasterShifu:

Mypatienceisrunningthin.

Po:

Ohh?

Well,Imean,it’snotlikeyouaregoinganywhere.

MasterShifu:

Youturnaround.

Po:

Sure.Hey,howisitgoing?

Howdoyougetfive…MasterShifu!

Ooh!

...Ohh…whooo…Someonebrokethat…butI’mgoingtofixit…I’ll…doyouhavesomeglue……aah…ouch…ooo!

I’masplinter.

MasterShifu:

SoyouarethelegendaryDragonWarrior,hmm?

Po:

…Ahh,I