致大学生与准大学生.docx
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致大学生与准大学生
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Perhapswhenyougetthemomentofthecollegenoticeyoualittlecarriedaway,meansyoureallysaygoodbyetothesufferingofthethirdyear.World,youstandoutfromagroupofpheasantswhich,Itellyou,tocalmthemood,becauseyouarethewashandsleep,getupearlytomorrowtocontinuetheexcitement.Icontinuetosaythespiritofthepurposeoffightingmood,becauseofChina'spopulationbase,pheasantquitealot,thenthiscalculation,flewoutfromtheflocksSwanhassomanymillions,andwhetherthiswasrecommendedforadmissionofthePhoenixthem.Andyou,pheasants,swans,orPhoenixdo?
Ifyoufeelthatcannotbereconciled,thenyoushouldbelongtobeattodeathXiaoqiang,continuetolookdown.Highschoolteacherforus,said:
effortstoah,totheUniversityofrelaxationpay"friends",playinggames,youcanenjoythesquanderedtime,butlifethereisprotection,theworkalsohavetoprotect."Ifyouwasjusthishandsdragginghischincrazyphase,lookingattheteacher,thegoodolddaysintheUniversityafterthedream,Itellyou,youcheatedonanepic.WhenyoucarriesthedreamtosetfootontheUniversityRoad,mostlikely,aroundyourparents,whenyouseeparentscarryingheavybaggagedraggingheavypacetheheadinthesunsweatingwhenyouhaveagreatrespect.andfeelveryproud,becauseyoureadthecollege,theparentsseemveryhappy.Butdoesnotknowthatperhapstheparentswillbehardformanyyears.Anddeterminationtoonedaytogetaheadtohonorthem,thenItellyou,youtheyokeoftheabove,theadditionofaheartlock,heartlockwhichwilleventuallybebroughtupasyouquietlybeacalledtheidealkeytoopen.(Infact,parentshavebeeninourhearts,therewardisnottosaythetopofthemateriallivingconditionsinthefuture,butnowasmuchconcernHuijialooktothefuture)Youwiththedreamtowalkonthiscampus,eyeclinicsoftheDepartment,youfindthattheoriginalreadingcanbeawonderfulthing,justtheparents,thefigurehassinceevaporated.Youlookaroundthestudents,carryingabackpack,Inspiredbyskateboarding,handsome,redflowers,greentrees,grassIraqis,fromtimetotimetoseetwopairsofchildrenofyounglovers,theinterpretationofabetterworld,justlikeparadise,thisisthenewbornintheeyestheuniversitycampuslife,andifitmakesyouagoodmood,Shumeridiansmeaningitwouldbewrong,becausesoonafter,youwillfindaroundflowerthings,itdoesnotmatteristoletsomeofyoufeltalifeofahelplessmundaneearthlyBale.(Infact,theUniversityandplay,learning,livingasoneofthesmallsocialgroups,andlearningisalwaysdominant)University,theschooldidnotdaretocarryoutsomeNewYearparty,andspecialtyacrobaticsortofvarietyshow,butalsotherecruitmentofsomepublicofficers,referredtoas"studentleaders".Participateincommunityoutoftheirmouth,hype,andmustbefresharoundthecorner,youwanttojointhisclub,thatisactuallygood,departmentalcadresoftheInstituteisalsoverygood,atimeforyoudazzled,seniorstellyou"schoolgirl,plusourdepartmentcanbeagoodexerciseofyourcommunication,eloquence,learning,aestheticcapacityOh,gotohismother,theseexerciseso-called"capacity",andyoudonotknow,thiswordofmouth"capacity"intheendwhatthings.Isinterviewingforajobinthefuture,"points",orintheschoolofcommunication"chips"?
Oftenmadetheirownfoggy,Idonotknowso.(NottheSocieties,thedepartmentiscompletelyuseless,buttomakeachoice,makeadifference.Infact,thesecanaccumulatealotofcontacts,thecontactsisveryimportant)Youareveryhappytocometothefirstsectionclassroom.Ithinktheopeningceremony,thecounselortotellyouveryclearly,"theuniversityisentirelyyourownlearning,andtimeiscompletelydominatedbytheirownclassroomdisciplinemustensurethattheclasscannotbelate,donotleaveearly,andsoon."Doyousolemnlysateatinginthefollowingseniorboastcounselorssalivaryamylase,thattheteachersspeakverygood,worthyofaprofessor,issimplythetruth,clearlyandlogically.Iwanttosay;"fool,thesearetheshitfrom".Later,youknow,theoriginalseatiscasuallysittingclasscaneasilymove,privatemessagescanspeaktotellyou,youhavetothetoilet,cannotsayhelloblatantlywalkedfromthefrontoftheteacher.Asforyourlastclass,thatistoescapetoskipclass,thengetyourhattohavethefinalsay.(Skippingisshameful,nomatterwhatyourgoalislostwatermelonpickingmelons,Ibelieveyouwilleventuallyunderstand)Theheartofauniversity-thelibrary,Ithinkthatyouhavelongwantedtosacredplaces,whatawarmclassroom,inwhichknowledgeoftheocean,youcanalsoencounteryourwives,andfrictionoutofthesparkoflove,youholdthehandlegoodlibrarycardintothelibrary,Ibelieveyour24kttheKryptongoldtitaniumeyebright,shinyandbright.Alotofah!
Ofcourse,confinedtobooks.Whenyouwonderhowfewpeople,Ibelieveyoushot,thethoughtthatarebrotherandsistersatinachair,relaxedandhappyreadingthoseromanticoflovestoryresultstoseeisafewrawcoolingsomefamiliarfaces,andwhythishappensformanyreasons,mainoneis:
youareallfreshmen.(Thelibraryiswonderful,althoughonlytheendoftheperiodbeforetheriskofabursthousing,whichisreallytheocean,theoceanofknowledge,alittlenausea,buteverywordoftruth)Youmayoftenthink,howtospendthisthebesttimeoflife,andnotwasted,toentertain,actsrecklesslytomakeagoodbaseoftheFriends,ormenandwomenfriends,romanceKanlife,learnprofessionalknowledge,getagoodjob,doacontributiontosociety.Ireallyhavenothingtosay,Isuggestyougo300yearsago,whenamanagereunuchisagoodchoice,becausethisdesireismoreeasilyachieved.(Sometimesapersonneedstostopandthinkabouttheirownfuture,donotbeartheparents'expectations)Ithoughtabouthowtorepaytheirparents,howtotakepartinmoreextracurricularactivitiestobehowtolearneveryday,howtousethelibrarytolearnmoreknowledge,thingstobedonetocontributetothesociety,ifyouaskmeBrother,theanswer?
Isolemnlysaid:
"No".Youwouldcallmeintheback,thissilly×swollenfacetotheexaminationresultsareultra-heavy.Manypeoplehaveaskedme,"Howdoyoulearn?
"Imayletyoudown,becauseIreallydonotknowwhatyoushouldlearnhow.ShouldIbeconfidenttotellyou,"Keke,preview,cometoclass,takenotes,afterclass,butalsoreviewthetheoryandpracticeofcombining"theroadoflearningthanaspittlehitmyface,shit,shit.Wearenotafeudalscholar-officials,considereddead,thecouragetosacrificetheirownsakeofthenation,itisErlengchildbehavior,thecunningconspiratorwhoneverexpecttoreachourgoalwasmartyred.Buthowtolearn?
Youcanfindafewgoodwork,thenstudyhardandworkability(theabilityfortheidealjob),thismightseemagoodwaytolearnwhichpersonaltheoryandpractice.,Sayonemorething,alwaysthoughtthattheinterestistolearnfromthebestteachers)LYCEIhadtolearn,itisforcedtoprison.Seeminglydoesnotfitme,saidLiYangNo,Icannotdo,atleastLiYangtolearnEnglish,soagoodlearningmethodnotsuitableforeveryoneMoreover,LiYangisnotagoodexample,ofthedetailswithreferencetoBaidu.BecausetoCET4nottowanttodo?
IwanttogototheMaldives,itismyinterest,soIneedtolearnEnglish.Thinkaboutyourinterests?
Ready?
或许当你拿到大学通知书的那一刻,你有点忘乎所以,意味着你真正告别了痛苦不堪的高三。
世界以你为中心,你从一群野鸡当中脱颖而出,我告诉你,先镇定一下心情,因为你该洗洗睡了,因为明天还要早起继续兴奋呢。
我本着打击心情的目的继续说下去,由于中国人口基数多,野鸡相当的不少,按这样算的话,从鸡群中飞出来的天鹅已经好几百万了,且不论在此之前被保送的凤凰们。
而你,是野鸡,是天鹅,还是凤凰呢?
如果你觉得不甘心,那你应该属于打不死的小强了,继续往下看。
高中老师对我们说:
“努力啊,到了大学就可以放松了,交“朋友”,打游戏,你可以尽情的挥霍光阴,而且生活有保障,工作也有保障。
”如果你当时只是双手拖着下巴望着老师作痴相,梦想以后在大学的美好时光,那我告诉你,你上当了,上得彻彻底底。
当你怀揣着梦想踏上大学的路时,很有可能,身边有你的父母,当你看到父母为你拎着沉甸甸的行李拖着沉重的步伐而头顶烈日汗流浃背的时候,你满怀敬意,而且觉得很骄傲,因为你读大学了,父母看起来也很高兴。
却并没有想到,也许父母还会辛苦很多年。
并下定决心总有一天要出人头地好好孝敬他们,那么,我告诉你,你枷锁上面又多了一把心锁,而这把心锁最终会随着你长大,而悄无声息地被一把叫做理想的钥匙打开。
(其实父母一直都在我们心中,报答不是说在今后的物质生活条件上面,而是现在开始,力所能及的关心,到以后的常回家看看)
你满怀梦想地游走在这校园,目光所及之处,你发现,原来读书可以是一件多么美好的事情,刚刚父母的身影早已烟消云散。
你看着周围的同学,他们背着双肩背包,踏着滑板,风度翩翩,红花绿树,小草伊人,时不时看见两对儿小情侣,演绎着世间美好,俨然世外桃源,这便是新生眼中的大学校园生活了,而如果这让你心情大好,有舒经活络之意,那就大错特错了,因为不久之后,你会发现,身边这些花花之事,无所谓就是些让你顿感生活无奈的凡尘俗世罢了。
(其实大学是及玩乐,学习,生活为一体的社会小群体,而学习总是占据主导)
大学开始,学校莫不搞一些迎新晚会,特长杂技之类的文艺汇演,也要招募一些公职人员,简称“学生干部”。
参加社团,从他们口中出来,天花乱坠,必定让耳目一新的你蠢蠢欲动,你想加入这个社团,那个其实也不错,学院的部门干部也挺不错的,一时间让你看花了眼,学长跟你说,“学妹啊,加我们这个部门吧,可以很好锻炼你的交际,口才,学习,审美能力哦”,去他娘的,这些锻炼所谓的“能力”,而你自己却不知道,这个口口相传的“能力”到底所谓何物。
是今后找工作面试的“加分”,还是在学校交际的“筹码”?
往往搞得自己云里雾里,不知所以。
(不是说社团,部门完全没用,而是要做出选择,有所作为。
其实这些可以积累很多人脉,人脉是很很重要的)
你很开心地来到第一节课堂。
我想开班典礼上,辅导员是给你们讲得很清楚的,“大学学习完全是你们自己的学习,时间也是由自己完全支配,但是课堂纪律一定要保证,上课不能迟到,不早退云云。
”你一本正经地端坐在下面吃着资深吹牛皮的辅导员的唾液淀粉酶,认为老师讲得真好,不愧是教授,简直是真理,头头是道。
那我想说;“傻瓜,这些都是shit”。
到后来你才知道,原来座位是随便坐的,课上是可以随便走动的,悄悄话是可以讲给大家听的,你要上厕所,完全是可以不用打招呼从老师面前大摇大摆走过的。
至于你上不上课,或说是逃不逃课,那得你自个儿说了算。
(逃课是可耻的,无论你的目的是什么,丢掉了西瓜捡瓜皮,相信你终会明白)
一所高校的心脏——图书馆,我想那是你向往已久的神圣地方,一个多么温馨的大教室啊,在里面有知识的海洋,还可以邂逅你的佳人,摩擦出爱情的火花,你拿着新办理好的借书卡走进图书馆,我相信,你的24克拉氪金钛合金眼已经亮了,闪亮亮的。
好多啊!
当然,只限于书。
当你在纳闷怎么没有几个人的时候,我相信你又中枪了,本以为都是些哥哥姐姐端坐在椅子上心旷神怡地读着那些罗曼蒂克的lovestory,结果看到的是几张生冷却有些面熟的面孔,为什么会出现这种情况,原因有很多,最主要的一个是:
你们都是新生。
(图书馆是美好的,虽然只有期末才会出现爆房的危险,里面真是海洋,知识的海洋,有点恶心,但是句句真理)
或许你时常会想,要怎样度过人生中这段最美好的时光,且不是虚度,尽情挥霍,肆意妄为交个好基友或是男女朋友,谈情说爱侃人生,学好专业知识,找个好工作,做一个对社会有贡献的人。
那我真的无话可说,我建议你去三百年前,当个司理太监是个不错的选择,因为这个愿望更容易实现。
(有时候一个人需要静下心来想想自己的将来,不要背负父母的期望)
我想过,要怎样报答父母,要怎样多参加课外活动,要怎样好好学习天天向上,要怎样利用图书馆学到更多的知识,要怎样做一个对社会有贡献的人,如果你问我,师兄,有答案了吗?
那我要郑重其事地对你说:
“没有”。
那你肯定会在背后骂我,这傻×,打肿脸去体检结果却超了重。
很多人问我,“你怎样学习?
”我可能会让你失望,因为我真不知道你应该怎么学习。
难道我应该充满自信告诉你,“咳咳,课前预习,上课认真听讲,记笔记,下课后还要复习,理论与实践相结合”学习之道莫过于此,一口唾沫打在我脸上,shit,狗屁。
我们不是封建士大夫,认
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