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ModernFamilyS01E04
杰我回来了Jay,I'mhome.
曼尼打电话回来了吗DidMannycall?
没因为他啥事也没有No,becausehe'sfine.
他是去睡衣派对又不是黑帮火拼Itwasaslumberparty,notagangfight.
我只是想他融入集体Ijustwanthimtofitin.
我要去冲个澡你要一起来吗I'mgonnatakeashower.Doyoucaretojoinme?
宝贝车库的小提箱里有一杆枪Youknow,honey,there'saguninthefootlockerinthegarage.
要是我哪天脑袋发昏拒绝和你共浴IfIeversaynotothatquestion,
你直接一枪打死我吧Iwantyoutouseitonme.
玛丽·马克小姐马克马克MissMaryMack,Mack,Mack.
-穿成黑色黑色黑色-嘘别出声-Alldressedinblack,black,black.-Shh,shh.
-怎么了-银色扣子扣子扣子-What'swrong?
-Withsilverbuttons,buttons,buttons.
在她背上背上背上Alldownherback,back,back.
他们怎么不打架了Whyaren'ttheytryingtohurteachother?
我也不知道我震惊得都不敢动Idon'tknow,butI'mafraidtomove.
-你玩得真好-谢谢-You'rereallygoodatthis.-Thanks.
克莱尔这是怎么一回事啊Whatishappening,Claire?
味道如何Whatdoyouthink?
绝对正宗的松饼啊Now,thatisascone.
零黄油无脂肪Nobutter.Nonfat.
得瑟Shutup.
我去看看莉莉I'mgonnagocheckonLily.
-惊喜哦-妈-Surprise!
-Mom!
怎么回事What'sthat?
听起来像是有鸟撞上玻璃了Soundslikeabirdhitthewindow.
天呐这是个凶兆Oh,God.That'sabadsign.
很痛啊混蛋Ow!
Thathurt,jerk!
我要杀了你你个白痴Ow!
I'mgonnakillyou,stupid!
剧情峰回路转吗Whathappened?
现在我郁闷了NowI'msad.
-你好宝贝-你好我...-Hi,honey.Mmm!
-Hi.I,uh-
我不知道你要来你之前没给我打电话啊I-Ididn'tknowyouwereintown.Youdidn'tcall.
我等不及要见我的小孙女了她在哪儿Well,Icouldn'twaittoseeyournewbaby.Whereisshe?
-米奇尔是谁啊-是我妈-Mitchell,whowasthat?
-It'smymom.
你就使劲儿忽悠吧Oh,yeah,right,
上回她来的时候'causethelasttimeshewashere,
冰箱门上的磁铁被摆成了五边...therefrigeratormagnetsrearrangedthemselvesintoapenta...
真是奶奶啊Grandma!
摩登家庭
第一季第四集
妈你拽着她的脚干嘛呢Mom.Mom,whatareyoudoingtoherlegs?
打太极我在塞多纳时每天都打Taichi.IdiditeverydayinSedona.
卡梅隆你也该试试Cameron,youshouldtryit.
米奇尔的妈妈对我...Mitchell'smotherhasaproblem...
有成见withme.
比如去年圣诞节LastChristmas,forexample,
她送了我一台健身器材和生菜烘干机shegavemeapieceofexerciseequipmentandalettucedryer.
问题的重点是So,torecap,
我送给她的是一副华丽的钻石耳环Igaveheragorgeouspairofdiamondearrings,
她送的礼物却暗示我很肥andshegavemeahint.
住在塞多纳让我改变了许多AndlivinginSedonahasbeentransformational.
我每天早上起床后去参加冥想集会Igetupeverymorning,andIgotoaVortexmeditationsite...
在高僧的指导下andworkwithashamanto
终于参透精神世界的奥秘了finallyunderstandhowtolivemyspirituality.
真棒Yikes.
我领悟到AndI'velearnedthat
让我的修行更上一层楼的唯一方法...theonlywayIcanmovetothenextlevelofmyawakening...
就是要想办法...isifweallcansomehow...
克服...getpast...
那件事的阴影theincident.
完了Oh,no.
"那件事"Theincident.
不堪回首啊Oh,boy.
我想恭喜杰和可爱的歌洛莉亚IwouldliketocongratulateJayandthelovelyGloria.
杰&歌洛莉亚的婚礼现场
去年二月
我为他们感到高兴I'mveryhappyforthem.
我想和杰举办一次盛大的婚礼Iwantedabig,beautifulweddingwithJay...
因为我和我前夫的婚礼是在becausemyex-husbandandIgotmarried...
哥伦比亚一间很小的法官办公室里举办的inatinylittleofficeofajudgeinColombia.
我妈妈想去参加婚礼Mymotherwantedtogotothewedding
以显示自己对前夫再婚一事十分大度toshoweveryonehowokayshewaswithallofit,
所以我说服我爸和歌洛莉亚邀请她soIconvincedDadandGloriatoinviteher.
当时是谁警告你那是史上最烂的主意Whowarnedyouthatthatwastheworstideaever?
是谁Anyone?
是谁啊Anyone?
当然我已经开始新生活了Ofcourse,I've-I'vemovedon.
我本来要带男朋友来的Iwassupposedtocomewithadate,
但他闪到腰了buthejusthurthisback,
真有点讽刺啊因为他可是又年轻又健康whichisveryironicbecausehe'syoungand-andhealthy.
我妈妈在婚宴上...Mymomstarteddrinking...
狂饮一种叫做"哥伦比亚淫棍"的鸡尾酒thesecocktailscalled"HornyColombians"...
和歌洛莉亚的叔叔们大拼酒量withsomeofGloria'suncles,
那酒名显然说的就是那帮家伙whomapparentlythedrinkwasnamedafter.
拜托他们很好玩Oh,comeon.Theywerefunny.
他们一直摸我屁股Theykeptpattingmybutt.
有人自恋了哦Somebody'sfullofherself.
他们说那是哥伦比亚婚礼的传统习俗It'sa-It'saColombianweddingtradition,theysaid.
我来祝个酒Iwouldliketomakeatoast.
是啊外婆醉得不行了Yeah.Nannagottotallywasted.
真的很好玩Uh,itwasreallyfunny.
然后就乌七八糟的了Thenitwasgross.
敬新娘以及新郎也就是我的前夫Tothebrideandthegroom-myex.
我们一起生活了35年Thirty-fiveyearsweweretogether,
而他见到小骚货10分钟不到就跟着跑了andhecouldn'twait10minutestorunoffwithCharo.
开个玩笑而已That'sajoke.
说真的我知道他们是天生一对Seriously,Iknewtheywereperfectforeachother...
因为新郎"财大"气粗而新娘"胸大"乳挺whenIsawhiswalletandherboobs.
把你的脏手拿开Takeyourhandsoffme!
-妈妈-米奇尔放松-Mom.Mom.-Oh,relax,Mitchell.
怎么你今天也变得跟克莱尔一样了吗What,didyoutakeyourClairepill?
-别别-我们去呼吸一下新鲜空气好吗-No,no.-Let'sjustgogetalittlefreshair,okay?
然后就变得诡异了Andthenitgotweird.
-我是歌洛莉亚我是歌洛莉亚-我抓住她了-I'mGloria!
I'mGloria!
-Igother.
吻我吧吻我吧Kissme!
Oh,hey,kissme!
不天呐No!
Oh,geez.
外婆力大如金刚Nannaisreallystrong.
哎呀呦哎呀哟啊嘶嘚啊嘶哆Ayayayayay!
Ooh!
Ayayayayay!
当我对前夫说出婚誓时Duringmyvowstomyfirsthusband,
几个毒贩子冲了进来暗杀了法官drugdealersburstinandassassinatedthejudge.
没想到二婚的情形更可怕Thiswaswayworse.
说什么好呢我就是能让女人如痴如"狂"WhatcanIsay?
Idrivewomencrazy.
可能有点太快了It'stoosoon,Iguess.
妈所有人都会去的Everybodyisgoingtobethere,Mom!
我不管Idon'tcare.
你爸爸和我都不会允许你YourfatherandIarenotabouttoletyou
开两小时的车去看一个演唱会drivetwohourstogotoaconcert...
然后跟一帮男孩子混一晚上andthenspendthenightwithabunchofboys,
尤其是和你那个17岁的性冲动男友especiallythat17-year-oldhormoneyou'redating.
全程都有人监护的It'stotallysupervised.
是吗谁监护Oh,really?
Bywhom?
斯宾塞·潘丁的叔叔BySpencerPatine'suncle.
斯宾塞·潘丁是谁Who'sSpencerPatine?
你认得斯宾塞的就是手里带家伙的那个YouknowSpencer-theguywiththearm.
等会儿抄什么"家伙"Wait.Whatkindofarm?
你说的"家伙"是什么意思啊Whatisthatevenmean?
他叔叔就是托比叔叔HisuncleisUncleToby.
托比叔叔啊我会把他加入"安珀警报"名单的Oh,UncleToby.I'llbesuretoincludethatinmyAmberAlert.
-我的天啊-我能插句话吗-Oh,myGod!
-Okay.CanIstepinhere?
我觉得我能帮上忙IthinkIcanhelp.
海莉你妈妈担心的是Haley,whatyourmomisworriedabout...
你的心会被伤透isyougettingyourheartbroken
因为迪兰明年就要上大学去了whenDylangoesofftocollegenextyear.
-他不上大学-我担心的不是...-He'snotgoingtocollege.-That'snotwhatI'm-
他不上大学He'snotgoingtocollege?
他是混乐队的好吧他们要去巡演呢He'sinaband,okay?
They'regoingontour.
事情发展的真是越来越"好"了Oh,thisjustgetsbetterandbetter.
为什么你们每件事都要替我做主Whyareyoualwaysonmeabouteverything?
-因为你必须明白-好啦大家冷静一下-Becauseyouneedtounderstand...-Okay.Everybody,calmdown!
我们从头来说一说Let'sstartfromthebeginning.
斯宾塞手里带什么家伙了What'swrongwithSpencer'sarm?
妈我回来了Mom,I'mhome!
宝贝睡衣派对好玩吗Ay,baby!
Didyouhavefunattheslumberparty?
你肯定累坏了Youmustbeexhausted.
不我一点儿也不累No,I'mnottiredatall.
我是第一个睡着的Iwasthefirstonetofallasleep.
你脸上是什么What'sonyourface?
是与朋友欢聚后的幸福笑容Asmilefromhavingsuchagoodtimewithmyfriends.
不是的过来No.Comehere.
看Look.
原来他们是笑这个啊That'swhytheywerelaughing.
我还以为是我对时事的评论很逗呢Ithoughtitwasmyfunnytakeoncurrentevents.
他们为什么要干这种事Whywouldtheydosomethinglikethat?
没什么好担心的Don'tworryaboutit.
小孩子们成天就搞这种恶作剧Guyspullprankslikethatallthetime.
你也捉弄他们一下呗Youjustgottaprank'emback.
要让他们知道Youjustgottashow'em
你是会以牙还牙的you'rewillingtogiveasgoodasyouget.
你想什么呢Whatdoyouthink?
报仇Revenge.
我还挺喜欢的Ilikeit.
妈妈也许我们不该旧事重提Well,Mom,insteadofdredgingupthewholeincident,
就直接全部忘掉好了maybeweshouldjusttryandrepressit,
就像一般家庭那样likea-likeanormalfamily.
我不行我得来个了断Ican't.Ineedclosure.
我的人生即将开始新的旅程了I'mabouttoembarkonanewjourney.
我认识了个男人Imetaman.
是吗Really?
他叫查斯HisnameisChas,
而且他让我搬到国外和他双宿双飞andhe'saskedmetocomelivewithhiminhisforeignland.
去哪儿呢Wow.Where?
加拿大Canada.
你要搬到加拿大去吗You'removingto-toCanada?
加拿大法语区FrenchCanada.
真棒呀That'swonderful.
确实很棒Itiswonderful.
只是我一想到自己对歌洛莉亚和杰It'sjustthatwhenIthinkofalltheawfulthings...
以及对你和克莱尔说过的那些恶言thatIsaidtoGloriaandJayandyouandClaire,
我就有罪恶感Ifeelsuchguilt.
[班夫公园:
加拿大著名景点]
往事随风去吧班夫公园再见Giveittime,andseeBanff.
小卡别这样Cam,please.
我就是没法对他以身相许Ijustcan'tgivemyselftohimsexually.
-别说这妈-没想到你突然说如此劲爆的-Okay.Mom.-Didnotseethatcoming.
不不别误会Oh,oh.Don'tgetmewrong.
我们"下半身"非常性福Wesatisfyeachotherdownthere-
-受不了了-听不下去了-Oh!
Can't..-Don'twanna-
所以我需要大家原谅我That'swhyIneedeveryone'sforgiveness.
米奇尔我需要你帮忙Ineedyourhelp,Mitchell.
米奇尔你听见了吗Didyouhearthat,Mitchell?
你妈需要你的帮助才能跟她的新男友查斯做爱Yourmomneedsyourhelptomakelovetohernewman,Chas.
完全"不"奇怪啊That'snotweirdatall.
妈我...Mom,I-
我不是很明白你到底想我做什么I'mjustnotreallysurewhatyou'reaskingmetodo,Mom.
大家都生我的气Well,everyone'smadatme.
或许你能帮我安排一下我好道歉MaybeyoucouldpavethewaysothatIcanapologize.
这样啊Well,um,youknow,
其实我们今晚要搞周日聚餐weareactuallyallsupposedtohaveSundaydinnertonight,
所以或许我可以问问大家somaybeIcouldgoaroundandaskeveryone
看看你能不能也来ifit'sokayforyoutojoinus.
我就知道你靠谱Oh!
IknewIcouldcountonyou.
我的帅小伙儿Oh,mybeautifulboy.Mmm.
我爱死你了Iloveyousomuch.
世上有一种鱼There'safishinnature
会一直把小鱼含在嘴里thatswimsaroundwithitsbabiesinitsmouth.
要是这种鱼看见米奇尔和他母亲的关系ThatfishwouldlookatMitchell'srelationshipwithhismother...
准会说"乱得不堪入目啊"andsay,"that'smessedup."
天啊Boy-
和你妈妈闹僵了对吧Thingswithyourmomgotprettyintensedownthere,huh?
好比是水火不容你明白我的意思吗AlllikeEastCoast-WestCoast.Youfeelin'me?
父亲般的威严朋友般的关爱Actlikeaparent,talklikeapeer.
我称之为"友父"Icallit"Peerenting."
我从我老爸那儿学来的当年他走进我房里Ilearneditfrommyowndad,whousedtowalkintomyroom...
他会说"怎么了小老弟"andsay,"what'sup,sweathog?
"
宝贝我很愿意让你去看演唱会Honey,Iwouldlovetoletyougototheconcert.
开什么玩笑演唱会多劲爆啊Areyoukiddingme?
Ithinkconcertsarerad.
我当年可是个"霍粉"呢Hello?
IwasaHall-Raiser.
什么Awhat?
有一年夏天我追着霍尔&奥兹走遍了全国IfollowedHall&Oatesaroundthecountryonesummer.
《千金小姐》唱出了我的心声"RichGirl"Justspoketome.
我当年正和一个千金小姐恋爱也不算恋爱啦Iwasdatingthisgirl.Not-Notdating.
我猜自己也只是在追着她而已IguessIwasfollowinghertoo,kindof-
妈妈就是不相信我这不公平Okay,Momjustdoesn'ttrustme,andit'snotfair.
她相信你只是演唱会很容易就让人乱来Shetrustsyou.It's
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