搞笑英文多人剧本.docx
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搞笑英文多人剧本
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《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本
5人短剧。
搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案,不错的剧本。
人物
BunnyCheng:
BunnyChen
ElizaLin:
Daughter
CelineTu:
ReporteretAside
SanoHsieh:
Smallgangster(小流氓)
TrentCheng:
Biggangster(大流氓)
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SCENEI
Amotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.
Mom:
Hello~
Caller:
(Aboyiscrying.)Ha!
Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?
Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.
Mom:
Areyoucrazy?
Idon’thaveasonDon’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!
Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…
Mom:
Hello~
Caller:
Hello~Areyoubusynow?
Mom:
(Irecognizethevoice.)Youareafraud,right?
Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?
Isitfun?
Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?
Iwon’tbelieveyou.
Caller:
Really?
Listentothis.(Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~)
Mom:
Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!
Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?
(Hangupthephonemoreangrier.)
Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…
Mom:
Eliza~
Eliza:
Mom~whyyouarehere?
Areyoumissingme?
Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?
Mom:
Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?
Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.
MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.
SCENEII
Becausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.
Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.
Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.
Biggangster:
Hey!
Concentrate!
!
(Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead)
Smallgangster:
Ouch!
O.K.O.K.
Atthismoment,thegirlappears.
Smallgangster:
(Checkthepicture.)Hey!
!
Buddy!
!
Look!
Isthather?
Biggangster:
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
It’shuntingtime.
Smallgangster:
I’msoexcited!
!
Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?
IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!
Biggangster:
(Hittingthesmallgangster’sheadagain.)Hey!
Wakeup!
!
Stopday-dreaming.Let’smakeamove!
Smallgangster:
Oh~mybaby~I’mcoming!
!
Biggangster:
Hey!
!
Lady!
!
Canyoudomeafavor?
Eliza:
Sure!
WhatcanIdoforyou?
Smallgangster:
(Murmuring)Thisbeautifulladyhasabeautifulheart.
Biggangster:
Sorry.Ignorewhathesaid.
Eliza:
Nevermind!
Biggangster:
Thanks!
IwanttogotoTunghaiUniversity.DoyouknowhowcanIgetthere?
Eliza:
Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.
Biggangster:
Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,turnrightandwewillseeasupermarketattheendofthestreet.And…
Eliza:
No!
No!
No!
Gostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.
Smallgangster:
Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,thenturnleftandgostraighttotheendofthestreet,thenwecanseetheuniversity.
Eliza:
Oh,my!
No!
Wrongagain!
Youtwoarereallyastupidguy.
Biggangster:
It’stoocomplex.Ican’trememberallthedirections.I’maforeigner.AndIhaveanimportantpresentationthere.Couldyougowithus,guideusthere?
Please~
Elizawasconfused.Butsheisakindpersonandshelikestohelppeople.
Eliza:
Umm…letmethink…okay!
!
Let’sgo!
Smallgangster:
Howkindofyou!
!
Mylittlegirl.
Biggangster:
Sorry.Justignorehim.Thankforyourhelp.
Elizagoeswiththegangsters.
Inthegangsters’car,thesmallgangstersuddenlyshowsasharpknife.Andshouts,“Don’tmove!
”Elizaisshockedandstartsscreaming.
Eliza:
Whatareyoudoing?
Smallgangster:
I’mkidnappingyou!
Eliza:
Oh~Iamsoscared.
Smallgangster:
(Talktothebiggangster.)Didyouhearthat,sheisscared?
Biggangster:
Ya~weareprofessional.
Eliza:
Notfunny!
I’mhungry.Iwanttogohome!
Iwanttogohome!
Smallgangster:
Shutup.Don’tbesonoisy!
Elizakeepscrying.
Smallgangster:
You!
Getoutofthecar!
Biggangster:
(Hitthesmallgangsterangrily!
)Idiot!
Ihaveastupidpartner.(Disappointed)
Eliza:
Iagree!
(Nodhead.)
Biggangster:
Don’tcrybaby,Igiveyoualollipop.
Eliza:
Thankyou.Howkindofyou.
SCENEIII
Motherispreparingdinner.
Mom:
Eliza!
Eliza!
Timefordinner!
I’mhungry!
Hurryup!
Nooneanswersher.Andsherealizesthereissomethingwrong.
Mom:
Eliza,whereareyou?
Don’tpl
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