经典美剧《老友记》第十季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第十季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
-Hey,guys..-Wait!
Letmetellthem.
-Sure.-Joey'sgonnabe..
acelebrityguestonagameshow.
Really?
Whichone?
Fish.Seaweed.
-Asunkenship.-Thingsyoufindintheocean.
-You'regonnabeonPyramid!
-Yeah.
-Thatwasourfavoritegameshowever.-ExceptforMatchGame.
OrWin,LoseorDraw.
WhatdidImarryinto?
Youguyswannacomeandwatchmetapetheshow?
Oh,wecan't.We'rethrowingPhoebeabacheloretteparty.
Yeah.Sorry,boys,thisride'sclosing.
AndChandlerandIhavethisstupidcollegealumnithing.
Ican'tbelieveyougettomeetDonnyOsmond.
Seriously?
RossandIalwayswantedtobeDonnyandMarie.
Youguysjustkeepgettingcoolerandcooler.
Yeah,weusedtoperformforourfamilyandfriends.
Oh,God,that'sright.Iblockedthatout.
I'mleavingyou.
00:
01:
20,640-->00:
01:
21,600
It'ssoweirdtoseeallthesepeopleagain.
Oh,myGod,look.There'sJeffreyKlarik.
-Who?
-HewasroommateswithJohnRosoff.
HewentoutwithAndreaTamborino.
ShedumpedhimforMichaelSkloff.
DidIgotothisschool?
Hey,there'sMissyGoldberg.Yougottarememberher.
Sure.Nice.
Dude,you'remarriedtomysister.
You'reright.Bysaying"nice,"I'mvirtuallylickingher.
Hey,Ihearshe'ssingleagain.YouthinkIshouldaskherout?
Areyouaskingpermissiontobreakthepact?
Yes,please.
Hey.Hey,checkoutthefliersfortheband.
-ImadethemonaMacintosh.-Awesome.
Thenamereallystandsout.
ThankstoalittlesomethingcalledHelveticaBold24-point.
Man,we'regonnarockthatAsianStudentUnion.
-Hey,guys.-Hey,Missy.
-OurbandisplayingonFriday.-Yeah,youshouldcomecheckusout.
We'recalledWay/NoWay.
-Noway.-Way.
-Great.I'llbethere.-Fresh.
-Boss.-Mint.
-She'sgone.-Iknowit.
-Iamtotallygonnaaskherout.-Dude,Iwasgonnaaskherout.
-Isaiditfirst,bro.-Well,Ithoughtitfirst,Homes.
-Look,ifyoudate..-Wait!
Wait!
Whatarewedoing?
Whatwehaveistooimportanttomessitupoversomegirl.
Imean,wecangetlaidanytimewewant.
Totally.
-Ihadsexinhighschool.-Metoo.I'mgoodatit.
Allright,Isaywemakeapact.
NeitherofuswillgooutwithMissyGoldberg.
Yougotit.
That'sMissyGoldberg,PhoebeCatesandMollyRingwald..
-whowecan'tgooutwith.-Thosearethepacts.
AndSheenaEaston.Butweprobablycouldn'tgetheranyway.
Maybenotyou.
Well,Iofficiallygiveyoupermissiontobreakthepact.
Thankyou.
HereIgo.Hey,rememberhowscaryitusedtobegoinguptogirlsincollege?
-Yourhandsareshaking.-Iknow.AndIcan'tstopsweating.
Five,four,three.Applause.
Yeah!
Welcome.ItisSoapOperaWeekhereonPyramid.
Let'smeetourcontestants.First,GeneLesterisadatabasespecialist.
He'sgonnabeplayingwithDaysofOurLivesstarJoeyTribbiani.
Andoverhere,wehaveHenriettaCherry.
Iknowitcanbeintimidatingforregularpeopletobearoundcelebrities..
butrelax.I'mjustlikeyou,onlybetter-lookingandricher.
She'llbeplayingwithstarofGeneralHospital,LeslieCharleson.
Welcome,everybody.Goodlucktoallofyou.Let'splayPyramid.
Allright?
Now,weflippedacoinbeforetheshow.
Gene,youwonthetoss,soyou'llstart.Whichcategory?
-"YouCrossedtheLine."-"YouCrossedtheLine."Joey..
describeforGenethesethingsthathavelines.
Giveme20secondsontheclock,please.Ready?
Go.
Okay,it'sastorelikeasupermarket.
IseewhatIdidthere.Okay,okay.I'mwritinginmy..
-Diary.-No,morelikeanotebook.
IfI'mbuildingahouse,theplan..
isn'tcalleda"shmooprint"..
Ican'tdothateither?
Inhighschool,Ioncehadsexwithagirlrightinthemiddleofthe..?
-Cafeteria?
-Yeah,butthey'renotlookingforthat.
-Thankyousomuchforthis.-Youlikeit?
Oh,myGod,it'sallsoelegant.
When'sthedirtystuffstarting?
-What?
-Thestrippersandtheguysdancing..
and,youknow,pee-peesflyingabout.
Phoebe,I..Thereisn'tgonnabeany"flyingabout."
Wethoughtwewerealittletoomatureforstufflikethat.
Oh,okay.
Iseewhatyou'redoing.That'sfine.Thisisallthereis.Justtea.Okay.
Raunchy.
Seriously,Phoebe,it'snotgonnabethatkindofaparty.
Really?
Sothisis..?
Thisismybigsendoffintomarriedlife?
Rachel,thisistheonlybachelorettepartyI'mevergonnahave.
I'vegotabigwadofonesinmypurse.
Really?
Imean,really?
It'sjusttea?
No.
-Phoebe,ofcoursethere'smore.-Okay.
Imean,letmejustgotalktoMonica..
andgetanETAonthepee-pees.
We'vegotaproblem.
Oh,myGod.DidsomeonefindmyBand-Aidintheirscone?
Thatwasn'tanapricot?
-What'stheproblem?
-Okay.Phoebewantsastripper.
Ithoughtwesaidweweretoogrownupforthat.
Yeah,well,it'swhatshewants.
Hey,whyisthepagethathasstrippersonitdog-eared?
ChandlerwasinTulsa.Iwasbored.
Pleasedon'ttellhim.
Now,Gene,Imustremindyou,youneedallsixofthesetostayinthegame.
DescribeforJoey"thingsyoufindinyourrefrigerator."
Theymightaswelljustgiveusthepoints.
Giveme20secondsontheclock.Ready?
Go.
-Youputthisinyourcoffee.-Aspoon.Yourhands.Yourface.
-It'swhite.-Paper.Snow.Aghost!
-It'sheavierthanmilk.-Arock.Adog.TheEarth.
Pass.
-Youputitonasandwich.-Salami.Anchovies.Jam.
-It'swhite.-Paper.Snow.Aghost!
-It'smadefromeggs.-Chickens?
Pass.
-Youputthisonahamburger.-Ketchup!
Relish!
Stop!
Oh,time'sup.Well,Joey,youwere..
almostonarollthere.Gene..
you'llhaveachancetogototheWinner'sCircle,butnow..
Henrietta,you'regoingtotheWinner'sCircletotryyourluckfor$10,000..
rightafterthis.Don'tgoaway.
Andwe'reout.
-Howaboutthatketchupthing,huh?
-Yeah.Impressive.
Oh,sowedidn'twin.Butit'sfuntoplaythegame,right?
Igotakidstartingcollege.Ihavetogetsurgeryonmyknee.
Youjustlostme10grand.
Oh,wow.
I'msosorry.Okay,Ipromise,we'lldobetternexttime.
Well,Iwill,becauseIwon'tbeplayingwithyou.
Hey,someofthoseareprettyhard.
Like,whywouldtherebeaghostinmyfridge?
Yeah.
-SoSaturdaynight?
-I'dloveto.
Great.
Sohowcomeittookyousolongtoaskmeout?
Oh,well,thisisgonnasoundkindofsilly..
butdoyouremembermyroommate,ChandlerBing?
Sure.Hewasinyour"band."
It'sbeen16years,buttheairquotesstillhurt.
-Sorry.-That'sokay.Anyway..
Well,heandIbothreallylikedyoualot..
butwedidn'twantittojeopardizeourfriendship,sowemadeapact..
thatneitherofuscouldaskyouout.
-Really?
-Yeah,why?
Well,ChandlerandIusedtomakeout.
Alot.
-Youdid?
-Yeah.
-We'dgotothesciencelabafter-hours.-Andonmyturf?
!
Hey,whereisthisguy?
It'sbeenoveranhour.
He'scomingfromJersey.Hesaidhe'dgethereasfastashecould.
Oh,bytheway,Phoebe'sfriendMargefoundanearringincucumbersandwich.
Well,it'snotmi..
Iamnotonmygametoday.
-Whoisit?
-It'sthepolice.
Thepolice!
That'sright.It'sOfficerGoodbody.
What'sthematter,officer?
Hassomeonebeenbad?
That'salotofstairs.
Boy.
Youshouldwarnpeoplethere'snoelevator.
IshouldnothavehadthatMexicanfoodforlunch.
Areyougonnabeokay,Officer..?
-Goodbody.-Ifyousayso.
Sowhere'stheyounglady..
whoIamsupposedtotakedowntown?
Oh,God.
You,mydear,areunderarrest.
Cardiacarrest?
Allright.Somebodyshowmewheretopluginmybox..
andwe'llgetthispartystarted.
-Overhere?
-Yeah.
-Allright.-Rachel?
-Yeah?
-Areyoukidding?
Wedidn'tknowyouwantedastripper,sowegotthephonebook..
-andgotthefirstnamewecouldfind.-Howold'syourphonebook?
Oh,myGod,thismanisgonnagetnakedinmyapartment.
God,no.Idon'twannaseehimtakehisclothesoff.
Areyoutalkingaboutme?
No.
Imean,obviouslywewannaseeyoutakeyourclothesoff.
Youbigpieceofeyecandy.
Okay.Okay,ladies,canIhaveyourattention,please?
Oh,yeah.
Didsomeonecallforthelongarmofthelaw?
Ishouldwarnyou,Ihaveaconcealedweapon.
Ihopeyou'refamiliarwiththisstate'spenalcode.
Okay,okay.Enoughteasing.
Nowforsomepleasing.
Shecringed.
ThisishowIlookwhenI'mturned-on.
Youweretalkingaboutmebefore.
Look,Idon'tneedthis.I'moutofhere.Where'smyhat?
Look,I'vebeeninthisbusinessforalongtime.
Shocking.
Now,ifyou'lljustpaymemy$300,I'llbeonmyway.
-$300?
Areyoukidding?
-That'sokay.Letmegetmycheckbook.
You'renotgonnapayhim.Hedidn'tdoanything.
Didn'tdoanything?
ItookabusallthewayfromHoboken.
Iclimbed,Idon'tknow,like,abillionstairs.
Andit'snotlikeIcantakethemtwoatatime.
Idon'tcare.We'renotpayingyou$300forthis.
It'snotmyfaultifyou'retoouptighttoappreciate..
themaleforminallitsglory.
Okay,I'muptight.That'swhyIdon'twannawatchamiddle-agedguy..
dancearoundinwhatIcanonlyassumeisachild'sHalloweencostume.
Imayhaveborrowedthisfrommynephew..
butletmeassureyou,what'sunderneathisallman.
I'msorry,didyousay"allman"or"oldman"?
You'remean.
-Look,officer..Sir?
-Damnit.
Bigsurprise.Thehunkofbeefhasfeelings.
Applause.
Okay,Henrietta,youpicked"JackandJillWentUpTheHill."
MyfriendRachelhasakid.Itotallyknownurseryrhymes.
Joey,describethesethingsassociatedwiththeUnitedStatesCongress.
Giveme20secondsontheclock,please.
Ready?
Go.
Pass.
Pass.
Pass.
-Thethinghanginginyourthroat.-Uvula.
Thenpass.
Okay.Henrietta,youdidn'tgetallthepointsyouneeded..
sothatmeans,Gene,youaregoingtotheWinner'sCircletotryfor$10,000.
Andyou'regonnabegoingtherewithJoeyTribbiani.
Pass.
Nope.Youmustbethinkingofsomeoneelse.
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