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生活大爆炸第十一季第一集中英剧本
S11E01ofTheBigBangTheory
《生活大爆炸》前情提要PreviouslyonTheBigBangTheory...
我得到了普林斯顿大学的夏季研究奖学金IwasofferedasummerresearchfellowshipatPrinceton.
很不错的大学Afineinstitution.
阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦教过书的地方TheplacewhereAlbertEinsteintaught,
莱纳德也是在那里拿到博士学位andwhereLeonardgothisPhD,
所以那学校可能没落了soitmayhavegonedownhill.
各位还记得诺维茨基博士吗Gentlemen,youmayrememberDr.Nowitzki.
她又回来加州理工读博士后啦She'sbackatCaltechforherpostdoc.
问一下你是想和我发展恋爱关系吗Question.areyouseekingaromanticrelationshipwithme?
如果我是呢WhatifIwere?
这会引起一系列的问题Well,thatwouldraiseanumberofproblems.
我们是同事我现在有女友We'recolleagues,I'mcurrentlyinarelation...
艾米艾米Amy?
Amy.
艾米Amy?
时至今日andnow
你愿意嫁给我吗Willyoumarryme?
请稍等我一下Onemoment,please.
不是吧你要在这节骨眼接电话吗Really,you'regoingtoanswerthatrightnow?
是莱纳德打来It'sLeonard.
我不想失礼嘛Idon'twanttoberude.
你好Hello?
你上哪去了Oh,hey,whereyoubeen?
打你电话找你好久了We'vebeencallingyouforhours.
抱歉我的手机之前开了飞行模式Oh,I'msorry,myphonewason"Airplane"mode.
为什么Why?
因为我在飞机上啊BecauseIwasonanairplane.
开免提Hey,puthimonspeaker.
你去哪里了Yeah.?
Hey,whereareyou?
我来普林斯顿大学找艾米IcametoPrincetontoseeAmy.
说来也挺有意思It'safunnystory,actually.
我当时在跟诺维茨基博士共进午餐IwashavinglunchwithDr.Nowitzki,
然后她亲吻了我andshekissedme.
什么Excuseme?
-What?
你说什么I'msorry?
在那一刻我意识到Andinthatmoment,Irealized
艾米才是我余生thatAmywastheonlywomanIeverwantedtokiss
唯一想亲吻的女人fortherestofmylife.
所以我来新泽西跟她求婚SoIcametoNewJerseytoaskhertomarryme.
你真是太贴心了Oh,that'ssosweet.
谢尔顿...-不过呢-Sheldon...-Yeah,although
我的确是先去征求了某位男士的祝福therewasonemanwhoseblessingIneededfirst.
我想过了我确实想要I'vethoughtaboutit,andIreallywanttospend
与艾米共度余生therestofmylifewithAmy.
你会祝福我吗DoIhaveyourblessing?
谢尔顿Well,Sheldon...
我觉得你应该将她的手指像土星一样...IthinkyoushouldmakeherfingerlikeSaturn
套一个"环"在上面andputaringonit.
你去问了霍金博士而不是艾米的父亲吗YouaskedStephenHawkingandnotherfather?
霍金博士是个天才StephenHawking'sagenius.
如果他不支持我才不要浪费时间去问她爸呢Ifhesaidno,Iwasn'tgonnawastemytimeonherfather.
那你有问过我父亲吧Butyoudidaskmyfather?
有他同意Idid.Hesaidyes.
但不是用机械人式语音说的所以没那么酷Although,notinarobotvoice,soitwasn'tnearlyascool.
我的天啊真不敢相信你们订婚了Okay.Oh,myGod,Ican'tbelieveyouguysareengaged.
还没订上婚呢We'renotengaged,yet.
她还没答应我She'stakingforevertoanswer.
那是因为你一直在讲电话Becauseyou'reonthephone!
我们稍后回电We'llcallyouback.
她同意了Shesaidyes.
恭喜你们Yay!
?
Congratulations!
母亲我有好消息与你分享Mother,Ihavesomegoodnewstoshare.
我们订婚啦We'reengaged.
我真为你们开心但我一点都不惊讶Iamsohappyforyoutwo,butI'mnotsurprised.
我一直在为这事祈祷I'vebeenprayingforthis.
这件事上帝没半点功劳Well,Godhadnothingtodowithit.
完全是因为我跟别的女人接了吻IthappenedbecauseIwaskissinganotherwoman,
令我意识到我想跟艾米共度余生anditmademerealizeIwantedtobewithAmy.
居然有超过一名女性对你有兴趣Morethanonewomanwasinterestedinyou?
我可能祈祷得太猛了Imighthaveprayedalittletoohard.
等等我想先...Wait,oh,andIjust...
我想现在就跟你说清楚Iwanttoletyouknowrightnow
我们不会在教堂里成婚thatwearenotgettingmarriedinachurch.
没关系谢尔顿That'sallright,Sheldon.
耶稣在哪里那便是教堂AnywhereJesusisisachurch.
但他不会在我们婚礼上Well,hewon'tbeatourwedding.
他会在我心里所以只要我人在He'sinmyheart,soifI'mthere,
他就在he'llbethere.
行那他就是你带的伴Okay,well,then,he'syourplus-one.
你带人的名额就用完了Youdon'tgettobringanyoneelse.
没关系爱你That'sfine.Loveyou.
我也爱你再见Loveyou,too.Bye.
主啊谢谢您Lord,thankyou.
虽然您无所不能Eventhoughyoucandoanything,
但这事真显出了您的无上威能thatwasmightyimpressive.
我们订婚了We'reengaged.
天啊太棒了Oh,myGod,that'samazing!
慢着快告诉我整个经过Wait,uh,tellmeeverything.
是这样的诺维茨基博士亲了我Well,Dr.Nowitzkiwaskissingme...
你可以别再用这事当故事开头了Okay,youcanstopleadingwiththatpartofthestory.
恭喜你们啊Well,congratulations.
太为你们俩高兴了I'msohappyforyoutwo.
稍等我得告诉伯纳黛特Holdon,IhavetotellBernadette.
妮妮你猜怎么着Hey,Bernie,guesswhat?
谢尔顿跟艾米订婚啦你相信吗?
SheldonandAmygotengaged.Canyoubelieveit?
天啊我真不敢相信Oh,myGod.Icannotbelieveit.
她好像高兴到...在喜极而泣啊She'ssohappy...Ithinkshe'scrying.
你觉得谢尔顿会想要办类似DoyouthinkSheldon'sgonnawant
奇葩的《星舰迷航》主题的婚礼吗someweirdStarTrekwedding?
我不知道Idon'tknow.
莱纳德当时想说Well,Leonardcouldbarelyfinishthewords
"《神秘博士》婚礼蛋糕","DoctorWhoweddingcake"
还没说完就被我狠狠拒绝beforeIshutthatdownhard.
你有在听我说话吗Areyoulisteningtome?
有啊你对莱纳德毫无人性我听到了Yeah,you'remeantoLeonard.Iheardyou.
你还好吗Iseverythingokay?
我要告诉你一件事Look,I'mgonnatellyousomething,
但你不许惊慌失措butyoucan'tfreakout,
因为我已经很手足无措了becauseI'malreadyfreakingout.
天啊什么事Oh,myGod,whatisit?
我又怀孕了I'mpregnantagain.
什...Wha...
有点儿意思Interesting.
霍华德知道了会疯的Howard'sgonnalosehismind.
慢着你还没告诉他吗Wait,youhaven'ttoldhimyet?
没有No.
你第一个告诉我吗噢,妮妮小亲亲Youtoldmefirst?
Oh,Bernie!
这事不应该啊我们很小心的Thiswasn'tsupposedtohappen--wewerecareful.
对啊我本来还以为哺乳期内Yeah,Ididn'teventhinkyoucouldgetpregnant
女人是不会怀孕的呢whileyouwerebreastfeeding.
结果呢老娘就怀了Well,guesswhat?
Youcan.
好吧听着这是一件好事Okay,look,look,thisisagoodthing.
这样哈雷就会有个弟弟Halley'sgonnahavealittlebrother
或者妹妹陪她玩了orsistertoplaywith.
我想那应该是会挺可爱的Iguessthatwouldbeprettycute.
你知道吗我也是我爸妈的意外之喜And,you,know,Iwasasurprisetomyparents,
我爸说我是发生在他们身上andmydadsaiditwasthebestthing
最美好的事thateverhappenedtothem.
好吧也许这个宝宝是上天的恩赐Okay.Maybethisbabyactuallyisablessing.
天啊亲爱的当然了Oh,myGod,honey,ofcourseitis.
我怎么会又怀上了呢HowamIpregnantagain?
对啊你们怎么搞的Yeah,whatwereyouthinking?
机票确认好了Allright,I'mallcheckedintomyflight.
我好难过你要走了Well,I'msadyou'releaving.
为什么你会订当天来回呢Why'dyouonlybookaflightforoneday?
我来是为了求婚Icameheretopropose.
要是你拒绝我我可不想Ifyou'dsaidno,Iwouldn'twanttostickaround
留下来看着你的蠢样lookingatyourstupidface.
是这样的只有你在拒绝我的情况下Now,mindyou,yourfaceisonlystupid
你才会是一脸蠢样inthe"No"versionofthestory.
但我答应了所以我一辈子得到了这个聪明样ButIsaidyes,soIgetalifetimeofthis.
是啊聪明样Yes,youdo,smartface.
不如你多待几天吧Whydon'tyoustayafewextradays?
我没带别的衣服Well,Idon'thaveanyotherclothes.
我们可以去买We'llgetyousome.
不要了吧我这个人很挑的Oh,Idon'tknow,I'mprettyparticular.
离这儿不到1英里的地方有家漫画店Well,there'sacomicbookstorelessthanamilefromhere.
棒买买买Perfect,let'sgoshopping.
对了我今晚要跟同事共进晚餐Oh,um,andI'mhavingdinnerwithsomecolleaguestonight.
他们会很高兴见到你的I'msurethey'dlovetomeetyou.
来嘛好不好Comeon,whatdoyousay?
你开始用烦我的招数了Aw,you'renaggingme.
感觉我们已经结婚了似的It'slikewe'realreadymarried.
那到底好不好嘛Isthatayesorano?
天啊留点力给蜜月吧Geez,savesomeforthehoneymoon.
瞧那是诺维茨基LookatNowitzkioverthere.
不敢相信她想从艾米身边抢走谢尔顿Ican'tbelieveshetriedtostealSheldonfromAmy.
瞧好了Youknowwhat?
我现在要过去告诉她他们订婚了I'mgonnagothereandtellherthatthey'reengagednow
她的小把戏落空了andthatherlittleplandidn'twork.
这是因为你想维护谢尔顿Becauseyou'restickingupforSheldon,
还是因为你还在气她拒绝了你orbecauseyou'restillmadsherejectedyou?
距离太远听不到你在讲什么Toofaraway,can'thearyou.
你好拉蒙娜Hello,Ramona.
你好Hello.
怎么独自一人坐在这呢Whyareyousittingbyyourself?
我知道了Oh,that'sright,
谢尔顿在新泽西他和艾米订婚了Sheldon'sinNewJerseybeingengagedtoAmy.
我听说了Iheard.
现在谢尔顿已经是过去式NowthatSheldon'soutofthepicture,
我可以再给你个机会跟我约会Icouldgiveyouonemorechancetogooutwithme.
谢邀不用了Nope,I'mgood.
你确定吗Yousure?
我可不会再问第二次Iwillnotaskagain.
我真心希望你不会再问了Isincerelyhopenot.
行Verywell.
那在气氛变尴尬之前我先离开了I'mgoingtoleavebeforethisgetsawkward.
要我做晚饭吗Wantmetomakedinner?
好啊不过你能先坐下来吗Uh,sure,butfirst,whydon'tyouhaveaseat?
我有东西给你看There'ssomethingIneedtoshowyou.
是晚饭教程的话就完美了Ooh,ifit'showtomakedinner,that'dbegreat.
这是...验孕棒吗Isthisa...pregnancytest?
是的Yes.
这表示...有了吗Thatmeans...positive?
是的Yes.
不是吧No.
是的Yes.
不不是N--No.
是的Yes.
别啊No!
这怎么可能发生呢Howcouldthisevenhappen?
我们这么小心Uh,w--wewerecareful.
就是发生了-不可能-Well,itdid.-?
No!
我不能接受-接受现实吧-Yes!
Yes!
-?
No!
No!
好吧好吧行吧Okay!
Okay!
Okay!
那我们该怎么办Well,w-whatarewegonnado?
什么叫"我们该怎么办"Whatdoyoumeanwhatarewegonnado?
我们又要生一个宝宝了We'regonnahaveanotherbaby.
不不-别叫了-No!
No!
?
-Stopthat!
就是怀了-我也想不叫啊?
-Yes!
-No,I'mtrying!
我知道这感觉很可怕但是Look,Iknowit'sscary,but...
我们都是负责任的成年人我们能行we'rebothresponsibleadults,wecandothis.
你真这么想吗Youreallythinkso?
不No!
你好斯图尔特-你好拉杰-Hey,Stuart.-Oh,hey,Raj.
有什么能帮到你的WhatcanIhelpyouwith?
我要买一份订婚礼物Ineedtobuyanengagementgift.
那你来错地方了Well,youcametothewrongplace.
是送给谢尔顿和艾米的It'sforSheldonandAmy.
不是吧他们订婚了-是的-Noway!
They'reengaged?
-Yeah.
真是个令人激动的好消息Well,that'sexcitingnews.
谁能想到谢尔顿和艾米会是下一对Whowould'vethoughtSheldonandAmywouldbethenexttwo
喜结连理的呢totietheknot?
可不是嘛我才是那个Tellmeaboutit.I'mtheone
在莱纳德和佩妮婚礼上接到捧花的人whocaughtthebouquetatLeonardandPenny'swedding.
通常是女生抢捧花/抢到捧花的人会延续幸福/最快下一个结婚
好吧Okay.
我看看Uh...youknow,
他们可能会喜欢这个theymightlikethis.
超人和神奇女侠挺浪漫的SupermanandWonderWoman,it'skindofromantic.
其实呢Youknowwhat?
我干嘛给他们买礼物WhyamIbuyingthemagift?
他们已经拥有爱了Theyhavelove.
去他们幸福脱单的Screwthemandtheirhappiness.
你有没有适合苦逼单身狗的东西Whatdoyouhaveforsomeonewho'sbitterandalone?
基本上全部都是Literallyeverything.
谢尔顿这两位是我研究小组的领导Sheldon,thesearetheheadsofmyresearchteam.
你好-赞恩博士哈里斯博士-Oh,hello.-Dr.Zane,Dr.Harris,
这是我未婚夫谢尔顿·库珀博士thisismyfiance,Dr.SheldonCooper.
这是我第一次这样说That'sthefirsttimeI'vesaidthat
我都得起鸡皮疙瘩了anditkindofgavemethegoosebumps.
库珀博士Dr.Cooper,
很高兴能见到你wearesoexcitedtomeetyou.
太客气了Well,that'sverykindofyou.
如果你希望的话,饭后我可以帮你们在菜单上签名Ifyou'dlike,Icouldautographyourmenusafterdinner,yeah?
但最好别让我发现你们拿去网上拍卖ButIbetternotseethoseoneBay.
不不我们只是很开心能见到No,no,no,we'rejustexcitedtomeettheman
赢得这位才华横溢的女士的男士wh
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