经典美剧《老友记》第三季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第三季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Sowhathappened?
Didaforesttickyouoff?
Wealwayssayweneedaplaceforthemail.
Istartedbuildingone.ButthenIdecidedtotakeittothenextstep.
You'rebuildingapostoffice?
No,anentertainmentunit,withabuilt-inmailcubby.
It'saone-dayjob,max.
Myword,thosearesnug!
Thesearemyoldworkpants.
SergioValente.
Powersawkindofgotawayfrommethere.
TheOneWithFrankJr.
Hey,Pheebs.Anysignofyourbrother?
No,buthe'salwayslate.
-Ithoughtyouonlymethimonce.-Idid.
Ithinkitsoundsbigsister-y,"Frank'salwayslate."
Well,relax.He'llbehere.
Iknow.I'mjustnervous.
It'sjust,Mom'sdead,don'ttalktomysister...
...Grandma'sbeensleepingalotlately.
It'sjustthe"last-desperate-chance-to-have-a-family"kindofthing.
You'resweettowaitwithme.
Actually,Gunthersentme.You'renotallowedtohavecupsouthere.
DoesanyoneelsethinkDavidCopperfield'scute?
No.Buthetoldmehethinksyou'reafox.
Allright.Janicelikeshim.
Infact,shelikeshimsomuch,sheputhimonher"freebie"list.
Herwhat?
Wehaveadealwhereweeachpickfivecelebritieswecouldsleepwith...
...andtheotheronecan'tgetmad.
Theheartofeveryhealthyrelationship:
Honesty,respectandsexwithcelebrities.
Sowho'sonyourlist?
IKimBasinger...
...CindyCrawford,HalleBerry...
...YasmineBleeth...
...andJessicaRabbit.
Youdorealizethatsheisacartoon,andwayoutofyourleague?
Iknow.IjustwonderifIcouldgethereyestopopoutofherhead.
Whowouldyoursbe?
First,Ineedaboyfriend.ThenIcanhavealist.
It'sjustagame,Mon.
Rach,howaboutyou?
Idon'tknow.IguessChrisO'Donnell,JohnF.IKennedyJr...
...DanielDay-Lewis,StingandParkerStevenson.
Spiderman?
HardyBoy.
-PeterParker.-Thankyou.
Whataboutyou,honey?
Who'dbeonyourlist?
Thatkindofthingrequiressomeseriousthought.
First,I'ddividemyprospectivecandidatesintocategories.
Whatageek!
Everybody,thisisFrank!
Myhalfbrother,Frank!
Thisiseverybody.
-ThisisRoss.-Howareyou?
ThisisMonica.
AndthisisRachel.
I'mgonnagetcoffeeforus.
Hey,howdoyouguysgetanythingdone?
Wedon't,really.
Doyouguyshavebigplans?
Oh,yeah.We'regonnaconnectandbondandeverything.
IthoughtwecouldgodowntoTimesSquareandpickupsomeninjastars.
Myfriend,Larry,hewantsmetotakeapictureofahooker.
Wereallydon'ttakeadvantageoflivinginthecity.
Oh,sorry.DidIgetyou?
No,youdidn't"get"me!
It'sanelectricdrill!
You"get"me,youkillme!
Calmdown!
Doyouwantthisunitornot?
Idonotwantthisunit!
Youshould'vetoldmebefore.I'mnotamindreader.
Andwe'reoutofbeer.I'mgoingtoMonica's.
Fine!
Whereyouheadinginthosepants?
1982?
Isawdownatthehardwarestore,theygotthosedesignertilesonsale...
...ifyouwannaredoyourbathroomfloor.
What'swrongwithmybathroomfloor?
Nothing.It'sjustoldanddingy,that'sall.
Ihighlydoubtthat.
Ifyoumoveyourhamper...
...youseehowthetileusedtobe.
Ican'tlivelikethis!
Whatarewegonnado?
Relax.Here,holdthis.
Thisoldstuffcomesrightup.I'llshowyou.
AlittlemorethanIwantedtosee.
Lookatthat!
Everyinchofthisisglueddown!
It'dtakeforevertoprythisup.Youshouldjustleaveit.
Ican'tleaveit!
Yougougedaholeinmydingyfloor!
There.Thereyougo.
Yeah,that'snice.
Wecanputitbackthereafterthesurgeonsremoveitfromyourcolon!
IknowwhatIwantedtoaskyou.Canyourollyourtongue?
BecauseIcanandmymomcouldn't.
AndIfiguredthatwassomethingIgotfromourdad.
Well,wait,youmeanlikethis?
Yeah,youcandoittoo.Yeah.
You'renotdoingit.
Oh,right.Okay.Yeah,mymomcouldandIcan't.
Wedon'thavethat.
When'syourbirthday?
February16th.
Iknowaguywho'sthe18th.
That'sclose.
When'syours?
October25th.
That'sthesamemonthasHalloween.
Sowhatkindofthingsdoyouliketodoathome?
Meltstuff.
-Okay,I'vegotthreeofmyfive.-Threeofyourfivewhat?
CelebritiesI'mallowedtosleepwith.
God,you'regivingthisalotofthought.
Hey,it'shard,okay?
Ionlyhavetwospotsleft.
Allright.Whoyougotitnarroweddownto?
ElizabethHurley.
Veryattractive.
Forgiving.
SusanSarandon.
Youknowwhat?
She'stoopolitical.
She'dprobablymakeyoudonatefourcansoffoodfirst.
AndlsabellaRossellini.
Veryhot.Verysexy.
Butshe'stoointernational.She'snevergonnabearound.
-So?
-Soyougottaplaytheodds.
Picksomebodywho'sgonnabeinthecountryallthetime.
Yeah.Becausethat'swhyyouwon'tgetlsabellaRossellini.Geography.
Okay.Soby"melting"youmeantmelting.
Soisit,like,art?
Yeah,youcanmeltart.
Hey,canIuseyourphone?
-Sure.Youwanttocallyourmom?
-No,Iwanttomeltit.
Oh.Well,notrightnow.
I'mgonnagotobed.Thefumesaregivingmeaheadache.So....
Goodnight,"bro."
Goodnight.
Here.
Justincase.
Oh,excellent!
-Whatkindofkarateisthat?
-Nokind.
Hejustmakesitup.
-How'sitgoingwithyouguys?
-Sofaritkindofblows.
Idon'tknow,Ijustthoughthe'dfeelmorelikeabrother.
LikeyouandRoss.Closeandconnectedand....
We'reclosenow.Youwouldn'tbelievetheyears...
...ofnoogies,andwedgies,andflyingwedgies,andatomicwedgiesand....
That'swhenthewaistbandgoesoveryourhead.
Wedroveeachothercrazyplayingtheshadowgame.
-Howdoyouplaytheshadowgame?
-Howdoyouplaytheshadowgame?
-Ijustaskedyou.-Ijustaskedyou.
Idon'thavetimeforthis.
-Thatiswhatthegameis.-Youjustgaveupreallyquickly.
-SeenJoey?
-What'sthematter?
Oh,justthis!
It'smyfault,really,becausethecouchiswherewekeepthevarnish.
Somebodywannahandmeoneofthosetiles?
-What'sgoingon?
-He'sretilingmyfloor.
Spackleboy!
-Getup!
-Youstartedthis,you'llfinishit!
Hestartedminefirst!
Buildtheunit,CinderellieLaythetile,Cinderellie
Bigoctopus.
Oh,myGod!
Itotallyforgot!
Well,can'tsomeoneelsedoit?
ButIhavecompany.
Look,that'sallright.I'llcomein.
I'msorry,butIhavetogointowork.
It'soneofmyregularswho'sinsistingthatIdohim,so....
Hey,whatkindofworkdoyoudo?
I'mamasseuse.
Igivepeoplemassagesandstuff.
Youworkatoneofthosemassageparlors?
Well,youknow,wedon'tcallitthat.But,yeah.
That'swild.
No,Ihadnoidea.
Alrighty.
I'llbebackinalittlebit.
Unlessyouwanttocomewithme.
Youmean,like,watch?
No.No,youcangetoneyourself.It'llbeonthehouse.
Whatarebigsistersfor?
Well,Idon'tthinkthis.Youknow?
No.No,no.Iwouldn'tdoyoumyself.
Imean,thatwouldbeweird.
I'llgetoneoftheothergirlstodoit.
Thisissomuchfun!
Areyouexcited?
Hey,doMonicaandRachelworkthere?
It'sbeautiful!
It'slikethefirstbathroomfloorthereeverwas!
Whatareyougoingintherefor?
Youwant,like,anumber?
Hi.Bye.
Okay.I'mdonewithmychoices.
Thesearefinal.
-Well,it'sabouttime.-Yeah.Veryofficial.
Oh,yeah.Well,youknow,Chandlerprintedituponhiscomputer.
Andwholaminatedit?
Thatwasme.
Allright,letmesee.
"UmaThurman,WinonaRyder,ElizabethHurley...
...MichellePfeiffer...
...DorothyHamill"?
Hey,it'smylist!
Youdorealizesheonlyspinslikethatonice?
“舒活之家”
-What'sgoingon?
-Shebrokemyarm!
-Hetouchedmyfanny.-Shetouchedminefirst!
That'smyjob!
Sowhat'sthedeal?
IcanhavesexwithyoubutIcan'ttouchyou?
-Youcan'thavesexwithher!
-DidyouthinkIwasahooker?
No,okay.Iknow.You'reamasseuse.It'scool.I'mnotacop!
AskMr.Wifflerifhecanwaitforfiveminutes.
Fine.
Idon'tlikeyou.
Sothat'swhatyouthoughtIdid?
God!
That'snotwhatIdo!
Wait,that'snotwhatyoudo?
No!
Whywouldyouthinkthat?
Idon'tknow.Thisisthecity,youknow?
Ijust....
Imean...
...Idon'tknow.
Whatever.It'stheperfectendtotheperfectweekendanyway.
Oh,wait.
No,you'reright.No,itwasperfect.
Ican'tbelieveIscreweditupsobad.
Youthoughtitwasperfect?
Well,no,maybeitwasn'tperfect...
...butyouknow,itwasprettycool,youknow?
Becausewehadallthosegreattalks,youknow?
Whichonesinparticularweregreatforyou?
Well,youknow,aboutthetonguething,youknow?
AndhowItoldyouaboutmylikesandmydislikes.
HowIliketomeltstuff,andhowIdislikestuffthatdoesn'tmelt.
Right.Okay.
IfeellikeIcanreallytalktoyoubecauseyou'remysister,youknow?
Yeah.IguessIdo.
AndthenIgofeelyourfriendupandmakeyoumadatme.
Well,Iwasn'thoppingmad,youknow?
Youhoppedalittlebit.
Yeah,I'mreallysorry.Youknow,I'mreally....
Okay.
Well,thisismyfavoritepartoftheweekend.Rightnow.This.
This?
Oh,comeon.WewenttoTimesSquare.
Wefoundninjastars.Ialmostgetmyarmbrokenbyahooker
She'snotahooker.
WhenItellmyfriendsabouther,shewillbe.
On3!
1,2
Whydon'twejustgoon2?
Why2?
Becauseit'sfaster.
Icould'vecountedto3fourtimeswithoutallthe"2"talk.
-Allright,butinthefuture-Heavything!
Notgettinglighter!
1,2
Sowearegoingwithtwo?
Agoodjob,Joe.
Wow.
It'sbig.
Sobigitactuallymakesourdoorslooksmaller.
Maybemyruler'swrong.
Maybealltherulersarewrong.
It'snotthatbad.Soitblocksalittleofyourdoor,alittleofmine.
Igotabetteridea.
Howaboutitblocksnoneofmydoor,andalotofyourdoor?
Listen,beforeIforget,thatsideisstillwet.
LetmejustseeifI'vegotthisright.
Sothisisahalf-caf,double-tall,easyhazelnut...
...nonfat,nofoam,withwhip,extra-hotlatte,right?
Okay.Great.
Youfreak.
Thankyou.
Acoffeetogo,please.
IsabellaRossellini!
Areyouserious?
Oh,myGod!
Damn!
IcannotbelieveItookheroffmylist!
Wh
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