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老友记6
六行人10-12TheOneWithPhoebe'sWedding
[Scene:
CentralPerk.Joey'ssittingonthecouchandPhoebeenters.]
Phoebe:
Oh,heyJoey.
Joey:
Uh,hey.
Phoebe:
Listen,Ineedtoaskyousomething.Ok,youknowhowmystepdad'sinprison.
Joey:
(afraid)Yeah.
Phoebe:
Yeah.Well,uhm...listenhewassupposedtogetaweekendfurlough,sohe'dcometotheweddingtomorrow,buthejustcalledand...uhm...well,apparentlystabbingIcemanintheexerciseyardjustcouldn'twaittillMonday.
Joey:
Sohecan'tcome?
Phoebe:
No,andsothere'snoonetowalkmedowntheaisleand...well,Iwouldjustreallyloveitifyouwoulddoit.
Joey:
Seriously?
Phoebe:
Yeah,you've...youknow,sortofbeenlikeadadtome.Imean,you'vealways,youknow,lookedoutformeandsharedyourwisdom...
Joey:
Iamprettywisdomous.
Phoebe:
So...whatdoyousay?
Joey:
Areyoukidding?
Phoebe,Iwouldbehonored.(theyhug)
Phoebe:
Oh,thankyou.Ihope...Ihopeyouknowhowmuchyoumeantome.
Joey:
(takesherhand)Listen,Ihope...thatyouknow...(hasdifficultysayingit)Idon'twantyoutoseeyourfathercry,GOTOYOURROOM!
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
CentralPerk.PhoebeandJoeyaresittingonthecouch.AwaitressbringsacoffeeandPhoebewantstopay.]
Phoebe:
Oh.
Joey:
Ohno,no,no,letyourdadgetthis.
Phoebe:
(hermobilephonerings)Oh,it'smyweddingplanner.She'sdrivingmecrazy!
(sheanswers)Hello...Hey,ok,stopscreaming!
Ok?
So,halibut.Allright,sosalmon,eitherway.Idon't-Idon't...itdoesn'tmattertome!
Monica:
(sheenterswithaheadsetonandshe'sspeakingintothemicrophone)Well,itmatterstome!
Phoebe:
Well,Idon'tcare,soyoupick!
Monica:
Didyoujusthunguponme?
(shehangsuptoo)Allright,look,Ineedyouattherehearsaldinnertonightat1800hours.
Phoebe:
Uh-uh.Ok.Whattimeisthat.
Monica:
Youdon'tknowmilitarytime?
Phoebe:
Why,Imusthavebeeninmissiletrainingthedaytheytaughtthat.
Monica:
Justsubtracttwelve.
Phoebe:
Ok,so...1800minustwelveis...onethousand,sevenhundredand...
Monica:
(screaming)Sixo'clock!
Phoebe:
Ok.
Monica:
Ok.Holdon.(hermobilephonerings)Gellerhere!
No!
Isaidithastobethereby4o'clock.Goodbye.(shehangsup)Oh,howharditistomakeanicesculpture?
Phoebe:
Icesculpture?
Thatsoundsreallyfancy!
ItoldyouIjustwantasimplewedding.
Monica:
Please...honey,leavethedetailstome.NowIwannamakethisdayasspecialforyouasIcan.Now,ok,Iwasthinkingthattheharpistshouldwearwhite.
Phoebe:
Whatharpist?
MyfriendMarjorieisplayingthesteeldrums.
Monica:
Ooh...shebackedout.
Phoebe:
Shedid?
Why?
Monica:
Imadeher.(Phoebelooksshocked)Steeldrumsdon'treallysay"elegantwedding".NordoesMarjorie'soverwhelmingscent.
Phoebe:
(lookingangry)Hey!
ShewillshowerwhenTibetisfree.
[Scene:
Theweddingrehearsaldinner.]
Chandler:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Hey!
Chandler:
Youlookgreat.I'msogladwe'rehavingthisrehearsaldinner,youknow,IsorarelygettopracticemymealsbeforeIeatthem.
Phoebe:
Okay,whatdidwesaywasyouronegifttous?
Chandler:
Nostupidjokes.Ithoughtthatwasfortheactualwedding.
Phoebe:
Rehearseit!
Ross:
Hi!
(hekissesPhoebe)
Mike:
Thanksforcomingyouguys.
Ross:
Oh,(hegoestowardsMikeinordertoshakehandsbutMikehugshim)hey,oh...I...Iwas-Iwasgoingforahandshake.
Mike:
Isthatwhyyourhandispressedagainstmycrotch?
Ross:
Thatiswhy!
Mike:
Yeah.
Phoebe:
SoRach.
Rachel:
Yeah.
Phoebe:
WhereisEmma?
Rachel:
Oh,Monicamademesendhertomymother's.Apparentlybabiesandweddingsdon'tmix.
Monica:
(coming)Areyoustillcryingaboutyourdamnbaby?
Pheebs,yougottakeepthelinemoving,remember,20secondsperperson.Yourseetheseclownsallthetime!
(shetakesoff)
Joey:
Hey,you'reMike'sparents,right?
Mike'smother:
Yes,weare.
Joey:
Ah,ourlittleonesaregrowingupfast,uh?
Mike'sfather:
How'sthat?
Joey:
Youknow,ontheonehandyou'rehappyforthem,butontheotherhandit'shardtoletgo.
Mike'sfather:
WhoinGod'snameareyou?
Joey:
Hey,I'mnotthatfondofyoueither,okbuddy?
ButI'mjusttryingtobeniceforthekids!
(CuttoRoss,ChandlerandRachel)
Chandler:
(toRachel)YouknowwhatIjustrealized?
Wehavenoideawhatwe'redoingintheweddingtomorrow.
Ross:
Yeah,Ithoughtwe'dbegroomsmen,butwouldn'ttheyhaveaskedusbynow?
Whendidtheyaskyoutobetheirbridesmaid?
Rachel:
Uh...November?
Ross:
Iwannasayit'snotlookinggood.
Rachel:
HeyPheebs...
Phoebe:
What'sup?
Rachel:
Uhm...youhaven'ttoldtheseguyswhatthey'redoingintheweddingyet.
Chandler:
Heh.
Phoebe:
Uhm...well,they'renotinthewedding.
Ross:
What?
(RossandChandlerdon'tknowwhattosay,sothere'sanembarrassinglongpause)
Rachel:
Well,thisisreallyawkward(staringatthefloor)Oh,andIcanleave!
Phoebe:
I'msorryyouguysbut,youknow,Mike'sgothisbrotherandhisfriendsfromschoolso...youknow,youwere,youwere...ifithelpsyou,youwerenextinline,youjust,youjustmissedthecut.
Ross:
Oh,man!
Chandler:
Thisislikefigureskatingteamalloveragain.(PhoebeandRossglareathimastonished)Imeansynchronizedswimming.(theycontinuetoglare)Imean-Imeanthebalancebeam.(toRoss)Helpme!
Ross:
FOOTBALL!
Chandler:
Thankyou.
Monica:
(lookingatPhoebeeatingsomething)Pheebs,spitthatout,thathasporkinit.
Phoebe:
Oh!
Ithoughthepotstickersweresupposedtobevegetarian!
Monica:
Yeah,Ichangedthem.I,Isentyouafaxaboutit!
Phoebe:
Idon'thaveafaxmachine.
Monica:
Ah,wellthentherearegonnabeafewsurprises!
Ross:
Ican'tbelievewe'regonnabetheonlypeoplethataren'tinthiswedding.
Chandler:
Iknow,Ihatebeingleftoutofthings.
Ross:
Andit'sawedding!
It'dbeweirdifI'mnotinit...
Mike:
Heyguys,howisitgoing?
Chandler:
Fine.We'rejustsittinghere.Alone.Doingnothing.It'sourrehearsalfortomorrow.
Mike:
Yeahlook,abouttomorrow,I...I'vegotaquestionforya.Ijustfoundoutthatoneofmygroomsmenhadhadanemergencyandcan'tmakeit.
Chandler:
Whathappened?
Ross:
Whocares,AND?
Mike:
...andIwaswonderingif...youknow,maybeoneofyouguys...
Ross:
(standsup)I'lldoit!
Chandler:
(standinguptoo)M-Me,me,me!
Mike:
Youbothwannadoit?
Uhm...there'sonlyroomforone.
Chandler:
Pickme,IlookgreatinatuxandIwillnotstealfocus.
Ross:
No,Mike,no,no.Youwannapickme,Imean...watch!
(hemimicsthegroomsmen'swayofwalkingdowntheaislewithabridesmaid)Huh?
Mike:
Youknow,Ireallydon'tfeelverycomfortablemakingthisdecision.Youknow,Phoebeknowsyoubetter,I'mgonnaletherchoose.(heleaves)
Ross:
(toChandler)Well,ifPhoebe'schoosing,thensayhellotoMike'snextgroomsman.
Chandler:
Oh,Iwill.ButIwillneedamirror...asheisme!
Ross:
Please,you'regoingdown!
Chandler:
Youaregoingdowner!
Ross:
IsthatwhattheysayontheFigureSkatingTeam?
Chandler:
(almostcrying)Iwouldn'tknow,Ididn'tmakeit!
(theyhug)
[Scene:
Weddingrehearsaldinner.JoeyandMikearetalking.]
Joey:
So,youknowI'mfillinginforPhoebe'sstepdad,tomorrow,right?
Mike:
Yeah,yeah.Hey,thanksfordoingthat.
Joey:
Oh,hey,mypleasure.(hesuddenlybecomesveryserious)SowhatareyourintentionswithmyPhoebe?
Mike:
Iintendtomarryher.
Joey:
Oh,awiseacre.(Mikelooksbewildered).No,no,no,Iunderstandyouplantosupportyourwifebyplayingthepiano?
Isn'tthatkindofunstable?
Mike:
Nomoresothanacting.
Joey:
Striketwo!
Mike:
You'reright.Sheprobablywillsupportme.Hey,unlesswemoveinwithyou,dad?
Joey:
Strikethree!
Youonlygetonemore,Mike!
(CuttoChandlerandRoss.Phoebecomesoutoftheladiesroomandtheyruntowardher.)
Ross:
So,whatdidyoudecide?
Phoebe:
Idecidedtopee.
Chandler:
Mikedidn'ttellyou?
Youhavetochooseoneofustobeinyourwedding.Oneofhisgroomsmenfellout.
Phoebe:
Ohno,no.Ican'tchoosebetweenyoutwo!
Iloveyoubothsomuch!
Chandler:
Justnotenoughtoputusintheoriginalweddingparty.
Phoebe:
Oh,Idon'twannachoose!
It's(Racheliswalkingby).Ohokay,wait.Rach!
ListenIhaveaveryspecialbridesmaidtaskforyoutoday.
Rachel:
(excitedandclappingherhandsinfrontofherface)Goody,whatisit!
Phoebe:
Well,there'saspotopenforonlyonegroomsmanandyouhavetochoosebetweenRossandChandler.Sogoodluckwiththat.
Rachel:
What,what,what,no,Idon'twannadothat.
Phoebe:
Allright,IguessI'llhavetofindanewbridesmaid.
Ross:
I'lldoit!
(Monicaapproaches)
Monica:
Ok,it's2100hours.(toPhoebe)Timeforyourtoast.(Mikeappears)
Mike:
DoIhaveaminutetogotothebathroom?
Monica:
Youhadabathroombreakat2030.Peeonyourowntime,Mike!
(toPhoebeandMike).Now,inregardtothetoast,okay,youwannakeepthemshort,nothingkillsarehearsaldinnerlikelongspeeches.Okay.Youjustgetin,doyourthingandgetout!
Mike:
IsthatwhatyousaytoChandler?
Monica:
(veryserious)It's2101andIamnotamused.(pause).Ok,thebrideandgroomhaveafewwordsthey'dliketosay.(EveryonesitsandPhoebegetsup)
Phoebe:
Ok.Helloeveryoneandthankyouallforbeingheretonight.Sotomorrow'sthebigeventandsomeofyoumightnotknow,butMikeandIdidn'tgetofftothebeststart.(shereadsanote).MyfriendJoeyandIdecidedtofixeachotherupwithfriendssoI,I...(MonicaistwirlingherhandsinordertomakePhoebespeedupherspeech)ohI...hum...IgaveitalotofthoughtandIfixedhimupwithmyfriendMaryEllenwhocouldn't
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