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ET外星人
E.T.TheExtraTerrestrialScript
Aahr!
Ahhr.
Aahr!
IthinkIseehim!
Thisway!
Aahr!
Ahhr...
Ahhr.
Five.
Oh,great.
Yougotanarrowrightinyourchest.
Don'tworry.
Igotresurrection.
I'malreadyundead.
Icanstillthrow
deathspells.
Justtryingtohelpyou.
Throwaspelloverthepizzaman.
Where'sourpizza,man?
I'mreadyto...
nowtoplay.
I'mreadytoplaynow,guys.
We'reinthemiddle,
Elliott.
Youcan'tjoininthemiddle.
Igothim!
WhatamIaskingfor?
Paparoommowmow.
O.K.
Papaoommowmow.
Mike?
It'sforhismother.
Mike?
AskSteve.
He'sgamemaster.
Hehasabsolutepower.
Steve?
Steve,canIplaynow?
Gowaitforthepizzafirst.
ThenI'min?
You'rein.
Figureoutyourstrategy.
You'replayingafterGreg.
Plentyofsausageandpepperonis.
Everythingbutthelittlefishies.
Oops.
#Apapaoom
mowmowmow#
#Papaoom
mowmow#
#Apapaoom
mowmowmow#
#Papaoom
mowmow#
Harvey?
Harvey,isthatyou,boy?
#Ihearthatsound
everywhereIgo#
#Papaoom
mowmow#
#Apapaoom
mowmowmow#
Overhere,
youguys.
Stopit.
Sorry.
#Papaoom
mowmow...##
Harvey?
All'syougetisthose-year-olds.
Howdoyouwinthisgame?
It'slikelife.
Youdon'twinatlife.
Mom!
There'ssomethingout...
Where'sthepizza?
There'ssomethingoutthere!
Inthetoolshed.
Itthrewtheballatme.
Quiet!
Nobodygooutthere.
Stop.Now,youguysstayrighthere.
Youstayhere,Mom.
We'llcheckitout.
Andputthoseknivesback!
It'sO.K.,Elliott.
Let'sgogettheflashlight.
Holdit.
Waitaminute.
Ooh,creep...
Creepy.
Whatexactlydidyousee?
Inthere.
Woo...ha!
It'sscary.
Woo!
There'snothinginhere.
Thegate'sopen.
Lookatthese.
Coyote'scomebackagain,Mom.
O.K.,party'sover.
Everybodybackinsidenow.
Getout.
Hurryup.
Quick.Hurryup.
Tyler,givemethatknife.
Oh,great.
Niceone,
Elliott.
Itwasanaccident.
Whosaidyouguyscouldorderapizza?
Uh...him.
Huh?
In
thehouse.
Yougeek,man.
Mom,itwasreal.
Douchebag.
Nodouchebagtalkinmyhouse.
Elliott,you'recrazy.
Runff.
Runff.
Aarh!
Aah!
Aah!
Aarh!
Aarh!
Aah!
Hello.
Hello?
WhatareyougoingasforHalloween?
I'mnotgoingtostupidHalloween.
Goasagoblin.
Shutup.
It'snotthatwedon't
believeyou,honey.
Well,itwasreal.
Whatare
yougoingas,Gert?
I'mgoingasacowgirl.
Sowhatelseisnew?
Maybeitwasaniguana.
Itwasnoiguana.
Maybea...
Youknowhowtheysay
therearealligatorsinthesewers?
Alligators
inthesewers.
Allwe'retryingtosayismaybeyouimaginedit.
Icouldn'thave.
Maybe
adeformedkid.
Adeformedkid.
Maybeanelforleprechaun.
Itwasn'tthat,
penisbreath!
Elliott!
Sitdown.
Ahem.
Dadwouldbelieveme.
Maybeyououghttocallyourfather
andtellhimaboutit.
Ican't.
He'sinMexicowithSally.
Wh-Where'sMexico?
Excuseme.
I'mgoing
tokillyou.
Ifyouseeitagain,
whateveritis,
don'ttouchit.
Justcallme.
We'llhavesomebody
takeitaway.
Likethedogcatcher?
They'llgiveitalobotomyordoexperimentsonitorsomething.
Yourturntodothedishes.
Isetandcleared.
Idid.
Ididbreakfast.
Ididbreakfast.
What'sthematter,Mom?
HehatesMexico.
Damnit!
Whydon'tyougrowup?
Thinkhowotherpeoplefeelforachange.
Ahhr...
Ma...
Mom.
Mom.
Michael.
Michael.
Mom.
Ahhr.
Wow.
O.K.,you'rehot.
I'llbeback.
Mary,canI
backthecarout?
Notfootpastthedriveway.
Youwereoutsidelastnightwaitingforthatthing,
weren'tyou?
GoingtoliveifIgotowork?
O.K.
NoTV.
Comeon.
Mommy,look
whatMichaeldid.
Thisand...
Iseethem,Gert,
andwhenIcatchhim,
I'llcatchhim.
Comeon.
Don'tbeafraid.
It'sallright.
Comeon.
Comeon.
Comeon.
Comeon.
Comeon.
Comeon.
Doyoutalk?
Youknow,talk?
Mehuman.
Boy.
Elliott.
Ell-i-ott.
Elliott.
Coke.See,
wedrinkit.
It's,uh...
It'sadrink.
Youknow,food?
Thesearetoys.
Littlemen.
ThisisGreedo.
AndthenthisisHammerhead.
Yousee,
thisisWalrusMan.
Andthenthis
isSnaggletooth.
AndthisisLandoCalrissian.
See?
AndthisisBobaFett.
Look.Theycanevenhavewars.
Pffz!
Plzzaz!
Plzzaz!
Aah.
Andlook.Fish.
Thefisheatthefishfood,andthesharkeatsthefish,
butnobodyeatsashark.
See,thisisPez.
Candy.
Yousee,youeatit.
Youputthecandyinhere,
andwhenyouliftthehead,
thecandycomesout.
Youwantsome?
Thisisapeanut.
Youeatit.
Butyou
can'teatthisone
'causethisisfake.
Thisismoney.
Yousee?
Weputthemoneyinthepeanut.
Yousee.Bank.
Andthen...
Thisisacar.
Thisiswhat
wegetaroundin.
See?
Acar.
Hey!
Hey,
waitasecond.
No.Youdon't
eatthem.
Areyouhungry?
I'mhungry.
Stay.
Stay.
I'llberighthere.
O.K.?
I'llbe
righthere.
Harv!
Aahr!
Aahr!
Comeon,Harvey.
He'lllikethis.
This.
This.
Aah!
Aahr!
AreyouO.K.?
Toomuchexcitement,huh?
WantaCoke?
#Accidents
willhappen#
#Butit'sonly
hit-and-run#
#Thereare
somanypeopletosee#
#Somanypeople
youcancheckupon#
#Andadd
toyourcollection#
#Butthey
keepyouhangingon#
#Nothin'buthealthshit#
#Andadd
toyourcollection#
#Butthey
keepyouhangingon#
#Accidents
willhappen#
#Butit'sonly
hit-and-run#
#You'llbe
avictimof...##
Mike,comein.
Howyoufeeling,
faker?
Igotsomethingreallyimportant...
TylersaidhegotonAsteroidsyesterday.
Look,rememberthegoblin?
You'resolame,
Elliott.
Comeon,Michael.
Hecameback.
Hecameback?
Hecameback?
Oh,myGod!
Onething.
Ihaveabsolutepower.
Sayit.
Whathaveyougot?
Isitthecoyote?
No.Look...
O.K.Now,swearit...
Themostexcellent
promiseyoucanmake.
Swearasmyonlybrother
onourlives.
Don'tgetsoheavy.
Iswear.
O.K.Standoverthere.
You'dbettertakeoff
yourshoulderpads.
Youmightscarehim.
Andcloseyoureyes.
Don'tpushit,Elliott.
I'mnotcomingoutthereuntilyoureyesareclosed.
O.K.They'reclosed.
Momisgoingtokillyou.
Aah!
Ohh!
Ooh!
O.K.Swearit
onemoretime.
Youhaveabsolutepower.Eerrp!
Elliott!
LookwhatImadeforyou!
Aahr!
Aah!
Aahr!
Aah!
Stop!
Stop!
Aahr!
Aah!
Aah!
Mmm!
Kids,I'mhome!
Guys?
Inthecloset,fast.
Anybodyupthere,
kids?
Aah!
Aahr!
Anybodyhome?
Hi,honey,
howdoyoufee...
Whathappened
inhere?
Oh,youmeanmyroom.
Thisisnoroom.
Thisisanaccident.
Iwas,um...
reorganizing.
Icanseethat.
Putthoseshelvesbackonthewall.
Getthetoysoffthefloor.
Mmm!
Makeyourbed.
You'refeelingbetter,
Isee.
Youguyswatch
Gertieforme
whileItakeashower.
Absolutely.
Bye,Mom.
Whew!
Uhhh.
Elliott...
I'mkeepinghim.
Ahhr...
Whatisit?
Hewon'thurtyou,
Gertie.
Hewon'thurtyou,
Gertie.
We'renotgoingtohurtyou.
Isheaboyoragirl?
He'saboy.
Washewearinganyclothes?
No.
But,look...
youcan'ttell.
NotevenMom.
Whynot?
Because,um...
grownupscan'tseehim.
Onlylittlekidscanseehim.
Givemeabreak.
Well,doyouknow
what'sgoingtohappenifyoudotell?
Doit,Mike.
Wehaveto.
Oh,no,please!
Don'tdoanything,
please!
Helpme!
No,please!
Giveit!
Promise?
Yes.
Doyoupromise?
Runff.
Runff.
Whatareyoudoing,Gert?
I'mgoingtoplayinElliott'sroom.
O.K.Don'tlethimtortureyou.
Iwon't,Mary.
Hello?
Ahhr...
Jer-Jerry!
Comeon,comeon.
Hurryup.
Don'tbepushy,
pushy.
Aplantforyou.
Maybehe'ssomeanimalthatwasn'tsupposedtolive.
Ibroughtsomeclay...
Likethoserabbitswesaw.
Green,orange...
Couldbeamonkey.
Abaldmonkey?
Isheapig?
Hesureeatslikeone.
Youcouldmakefaces.
Andmakethemmean...andhappyandmakethemgetsharpteeth...
Wearehere.
We'rehere.
Usethis.
Youcouldmakeallsortsofthings.
O.K.We'rehere.
Wearehere.
Whereareyoufrom?
Ahhr...
Idon'tlikehisfeet.
They'reonlyfeet,
youlittletwerp.
He'strying
totellussomething.
Earth.
Home.
Home.
Home.
What'shedoing?
What'shappening?
Elliott.
Oh,no.
Aah!
Elliott,
whatisit?
Idon'tknow.
Somethingscary.
Gotapulse?
No,boss.
Holdit.
Wegotitrighthere.
Followhim.
O.K.
Youthinkthishouse?
Hmm.
Mmm.
Mmrrr.
Didyou
explainschool?
Howdoyouexplainschool
tohigherintelligence?
Maybehe'snotthatsmart.
Maybehe'saworkerbee.
He'ssmart.
Ihopewedon't
wakeuponMars
surroundedbymillions
ofthesesquashyguys.
Hi,Elliott.
Hey,Elliott,
where'syourgoblin?
Shutup.
Didhecomeback?
Didhe?
Yeah,
hecameback.
Buthe'snotagoblin.
He'saspaceman.
Asinextraterrestrial.
Where'shefrom?
Uranus?
Getit?
Youranus?
Hedoesn'tgetit.
Getit?
Youranus?
Hedoesn'tgetit.
You'resoimmature.
Andyou'reacintussuprimus.
Zerocharisma.
Cintussuprimus.
Zerocharisma.
Shutup,Greg!
Cintussuprimus.
Zerocharisma!
Youwimp.
Let'sgo.
Comeon.
Getinthecar.
We'llbelate.
Hummm.
O.K.,boysandgirls,todaywewillbedoingtheactualfrogdissectionforwhichwe'vebeenpreparing.
Andyouwillfind...
manysimilarities.
Asyougetintothedissection,
youwilldiscoverthattheanatomy...
Thescalpelisverysharp.
Usediscretionwhenyouarecutting.
Therewillbeverylittleblood.
afewbodyfluids.
Yecchh!
Aswe
getstartedwith...
Thedissection...
Ew!
Ew!
Rememberthatthethingsyouarewritingdown...
Ahhr...
Urp!
Someofthethingsthatyoushouldlookforduringthedissectionistheheart,andnoticethatitisstillbeating.
Oof!
I'mgoingtooncemoreemphasizethesimilaritiesofthosethingswhichwesee...
Mmm.
Similaritieswithhumananatomy.
Firstofall,
here'stheheart.
Theintestineswillbegoingthroughtheirperistalticaction.
X-W-V-U
A-F-P.
Thatisincorrect.
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