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1.TheOneWiththeCandyHearts
[Scene:
CentralPerk.Rossiseyeingabeautifulwomanatthecounter,andJoeyandChandlerareegginghimontogotalktoher.Nopunintended.Imeanit.]
JOEY:
I'mtellin'youRoss,shewantsyou.
ROSS:
Shebarelyknowsme.Wejustliveinthesamebuilding.
CHANDLER:
Anycontact?
ROSS:
Shelentmeaneggonce.
JOEY:
You'rein!
ROSS:
Aw,right.
HER:
Hi,Ross.
ROSS:
Hey.[stutterssomethingincoherent]
CHANDLER:
Comeon,Ross,yougottagetbackinthegamehere,ok?
TheRachelthing'snothappening,yourex-wifeisalesbian--Idon'tthinkweneedathird...
JOEY:
Excuseme,couldwegetaneggoverhere,stillintheshell?
Thanks.
ROSS:
Anegg?
JOEY:
Yeah,you'regonnagouptoherandsay,"Here'syoureggback,I'mreturningyouregg."
CHANDLER:
Ithinkit'swinning.
ROSS:
Ithinkit'sinsane.
CHANDLER:
She'llloveit.Gowiththeegg,myfriend.
[Rosswalksovertothewoman,egginhand.]
JOEY:
Thinkit'llwork?
CHANDLER:
No,it'ssuicide.Theman'sgotanegg.
2.TheOneWhereRachelFindsOut
[Scene:
CentralPerk.Thewholegangisthere,Rossisshowingpicturesofhisnewbabyboy,Ben,tothegroup.]
ROSS:
Andhere'slittleBennoddingoff...
MNCA:
Awww,lookatAuntMonica'slittleboy!
PHOE:
Oh,look,he'sgotRoss'shaircut!
RACH:
Oh,letmesee!
[grabspicture]Oh,God,ishejustthesweetestthing?
Youmustjustwanttokisshimallover!
[RossispracticallydroolingoverRachelatthispoint.]
ROSS:
[quietly]Thatwouldbenice.
[Chandler,annoyedwithRoss'sfawning,makesa'pfft'noise.]
RACH:
Pardon?
CHAN:
Nothing,justalittleextraairinmymouth.Pffft.Pffffffft.[walksovertowhereJoeyisseated]
[Joeyislookingathischeck.]
JOEY:
Hey,Chan,canyouhelpmeouthere?
IpromiseI'llpayyouback.
CHAN:
Oh,yeah,right,OK...inlcudingthewaffleslastweek,younowoweme...17jilliondollars.
JOEY:
Iwill,really.I'llpayyoubackthistime.
CHAN:
[sigh]...Andwhere'sthismoneycomingfrom?
[givesmoneytoJoey]
JOEY:
Well...I'mhelpingoutdownattheNYUMedSchoolwithsome...research.
ROSS:
[overhearing]Whatkindofresearch?
JOEY:
Oh,just,y'know....science.
ROSS:
Science.Yeah,IthinkI'veheardofthat.[everyone'sinterestispiqued,theyalllookover]
JOEY:
[sigh]...It'safertilitystudy.
[Rachellaughs.]
MNCA:
Oh,Joey,pleasetellmeyou'reonlydonatingyourtime.
JOEY:
Alright,comeonyouguys,it'snotthatbigadeal.Really...Imean,Ijustgodownthereeveryotherdayand...makemycontributiontotheproject.Hey,hey,butattheendoftwoweeks,Igetsevenhundreddollars.
ROSS:
Hey.
PHOE:
Wow,ooh,you'regonnabemakingmoneyhandoverfist!
3.TheOneWiththeBirth
[Scene:
Thehospital.Ross,Rachel,Chandler,Joey,andMonicaareinthewaitingroom,waitingforCarolandSusantoarrive.]
ROSS:
She'snothereyet.She'snothere.She'shavingmybabyandshe'snothere.
MNCA:
I'msureeverything'sfine.Hasherwaterbrokeyet?
ROSS:
Idon'tknow,butwhenIspoketoher,shesaidshehadalreadypassedthemucusplug.
[Joeymakesasoundofabsolutedisgust.]
JOEY:
Dowehavetoknowaboutthat?
MNCA:
Joey,whatareyougonnadowhenyouhaveababy?
JOEY:
I'mgonnabeinthewaitin'room,handingoutcigars.
CHAN:
Yes,Joey'smadearrangementstohavehisbabyinamoviefromthe50's.
ROSS:
God,Idon'tbelievethis.Shecouldbegivingbirthinthecab.
RACH:
Oh,Ross,relax.It'sprobablyliketwodollarsforthefirstcontraction,andthenfiftycentsforeachadditionalcontraction.
[EveryonelooksatRachelasthoughshemadeatastelesscomment.]
RACH:
What,it'sokwhenChandlerdoesit?
CHAN:
Youhavetopickyourmoments.
[PHoebearrives,guitarinhand.]
PHOE:
DidImissit,didImissit?
ROSS:
She'snotevenhereyet.
MNCA:
What'swiththeguitar?
PHOE:
Ijustthoughtwemightbehereforawhile.Youknow,thingsmightgetmusical.
[CarolandSusanarrive.]
ROSS:
[toCarol]Wherethehellhaveyoubeen?
SUSAN:
Westoppedatthegiftshop.
CAROL:
Iwaslookingatstuffedanimals,andSusanwantedaChunky.
ROSS:
SusanwantedaChunky.We'rehavingababy,ok,ababy,youdon'tstopforChunkys.
CHAN:
Iusedtohavethatbumpersticker.
[EveryoneisamusedbyChandler'scomment.]
CHAN:
[toRachel]YouseewhatImean.
4.TheOneWhereNanaDiesTwice
[Pre-introscene:
Chandler'sofficeblock.Chandlerisonacoffeebreak.]
[EnterShelley]
Shelley:
Heygorgeous,how'sitgoing?
Chandler:
DehydratedJapanesenoodlesunderfluorescentlights...doesitgetbetterthanthis?
Shelley:
Question.You'renotdatinganybody,areyou,becauseImetsomebodywhowouldbeperfectforyou.
Chandler:
Ah,y'see,perfectmightbeaproblem.Hadyousaid'co-dependent',or'self-destructive'...
Shelley:
DoyouwantadateSaturday?
Chandler:
Yesplease.
Shelley:
Okay.He'scute,he'sfunny,he's-
Chandler:
He'sahe?
Shelley:
Wellyeah!
...OhGod.I-just-Ithought-Good,Shelley.I'mjustgonnagoflushmyselfdownthetoiletnow-[backsoutoftheroom]-okay,goodbye...
5.TheOnewiththeMonkey
[Pre-introscene:
Mon+Rach'splace.EnterRoss]
Ross:
Guys?
There'sasomebodyI'dlikeyoutomeet.
[Amonkey(guesswho?
)jumpsontohisshoulder.]
All:
Oooh!
Monica:
W-wait.Whatisthat?
Ross:
'That'wouldbeMarcel.Youwannasayhi?
Monica:
No,no,Idon't.
Rachel:
Oh,heisprecious!
Wheredidyougethim?
Ross:
MyfriendBethelrescuedhimfromsomelab.
Phoebe:
Thatissocruel!
Why?
WhywouldaparentnametheirchildBethel?
Chandler:
Hey,thatmonkey'sgotaRossonitsass!
Monica:
Ross,ishegonnalivewithyou,like,inyourapartment?
Ross:
Yeah.Imean,it'sbeenkindaquietsinceCarolleft,so...
Monica:
Whydon'tyoujustgetaroommate?
Ross:
Nah,Idunno...Ithinkyoureachacertainage,havingaroommateiskindapathe-[Realises]....sorry,that's,that's'pathet',whichisSanskritfor'reallycoolwaytolive'.
6.TheOnewithRachel’sCrush
[Scene:
ATheatre,ChandlerandRossaretheretowatchthepremiereofKathy’splay.]
Chandler:
Okay,sheisthestaroftheplay.Andsheismygirlfriend!
Igettohavesexwiththestaroftheplay!
Ross:
Peoplecanhearyou.
Chandler:
Iknow!
!
(Theplaystarts.)
Chandler:
Wow!
Shelooksgreat.Doesn’tshe?
Ross:
Yeah.
(Onstagethere’saknockonthedoorandKathyopensit.Wedon’tseewhat’sgoingon,onlyhearit.)
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Hi!
Kathy:
Hi!
Ross:
Thatisonegoodlookingman!
Chandler:
Isitjustme,orcanyouactuallyseehisabsthroughhisovercoat?
!
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Sooo,you’vebeendoingthislong?
Kathy:
No,you’remyfirst.Putthemoneyonthetable.
(RossandChandlerhavestunnedlooksontheirfacesasKathyandherco-starstartmakingout.)
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Oh,yeah!
Ooh,that’snice.(Theystartmakingoutharder.)
Ross:
Dude!
Kathy'sCo-Star:
Isthatanexpensiveblouse?
Kathy:
Ifyouwantittobe.
(Kathy’sco-starripsherblouseoffandbuttonsgoflyingintotheaudience,andonehitsRoss.Chandler’smouthisonthefloor.)
Ross:
Here’syourgirlfriend’sbutton.(Holdingthebutton.)
7.TheOnewiththeFakeParty
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'serm,ChandlerandJoey's,Chandler,Monica,andPhoebearethere.Phoebeisstressingoutaboutsomething.]
Monica:
Whatisithon?
Phoebe:
I-Ican’tfindanythingthatIwanttoeat!
EverythingIeatmakesmenauseous!
I’mtellingyou,beingpregnantisnopieceofcake—ooh!
Cake!
(Chandlershrugs,andPhoebegrimaces.)No.
Monica:
Aww,honeyI’msorry.
Phoebe:
God!
Ooh!
Whatisthatsmell?
It’scomingfromthebathroom.Ooh!
(Shegoestothebathroom.)
Chandler:
Wow!
Pregnancydoesgiveyousomeweirdcravings.
[Cuttothebathroom,JoeyistakingashowerandPhoebeknocksonthedoor.]
Joey:
Yeah?
Phoebe:
It’sme.It’sPhoebe.Listenthere’ssomethinginhereIwanttoeat,what-whatsmellssogood?
(Joeystickshisheadoutoftheshowercurtain.)
Joey:
Isittheshampoo?
It’sguava.
Phoebe:
(shesmellshishead)No!
Joey:
Oh!
Wait-wait!
(Reachesinsidetheshower.)Isitmybolognasandwich?
Phoebe:
Yes.Yes.Yes.Ican’tbelieveit!
Thebabywantsbologna!
Maybehewantsmetoeatmeat?
Ican’teatmeat!
Joey:
Oh,wait-wait!
(Reachesintotheshoweragain.)Maybeit’sapickle?
!
(Phoebegrimacesatthesmell.)
8.TheOnewiththeDirtyGirl
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Rossandabeautifulblonde(Cheryl)arestandingoutside.Therestofthegangiswatchingfrominside.]
Cheryl:
So,thankyouforthedeliciousdinner.
Ross:
You'rewelcomeforadeliciousdinner.
[inside]
Phoebe:
Heywhatareyouguyslookingat?
Chandler:
Rossandthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.
Phoebe:
Yeah,cometopapa.
[CherylwalksawayandRosswalksinside.Everyonestaresathimindisbelief.]
Ross:
Iknow!
Monica:
ProbablytheonlytimeI'lleversaythis,butdidyouseetheassonher?
Chandler:
Wheredidyou,whendidyou,howdidyou...(JoeyhitsthebackofChandler'shead)Howdidyougetagirllikethat?
Rachel:
Yeah,sowhatisshe,likea...likeaspokesmodel,oranaerobicsinstructor,what?
Ross:
Actuallyshe'sapaleontologydoctoralcandidate,specializinginthecentazoicera.
Chandler:
Okay,butthat's,like,theeasiestera.
Ross:
I'veseenheratwork,butIalwaysfigured,ah-huh?
But,uh,Imadeherdinner.Wehadagreattime.Andwe'regoingoutagaintomorrow.
Rachel:
Wellmaybesheandherfriendsarejusthavingacontesttoseewhocanbringhomethebiggestgeek.
Ross:
Finebyme;hopeshewins.
9.TheOnewiththeBallroomDancing
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,thegangisthereeatingbreakfast.Chandleriscleaningouthiswallet.]
Phoebe:
Hey!
Newwallet,huh?
Chandler:
Yeah,itwastime.Theoldcondomringintheleatherjustdoesn’tsay‘cool’an
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