经典美剧《老友记》第三季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第三季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Okay,pickacard.Anycard.
Allright,nowmemorizeit.
Showittoeverybody.
Gotit?
Allright.Giveitbacktome.
Fiveofhearts.
Realmagicdoesexist.
Joey,howdoyoudoit?
Ican'ttellyouthat.
Somebody'satthedoorontheceiling.
That'sourunbelievablyloudupstairsneighbor.
Hetookupthecarpets,andnowyoucanheareverything.
Whydon'tyougoaskhimtojust,"Steplightly,please?
"
Ihave,likefivetimes.Buttheguyissocharming...
...Igouptheretoyell,thenIendupapologizingtohim.
Thatissilly!
I'llgoupandtellhimtokeepitdown.
-Allright,bemyguest.-Goodluck.
Allright,allright...
...ifyouwannaknowhowIdidit,I'llshowyou.
Whenyouhandedmebackthecard,whatyoudidn'tseewas...
...Ilookedatitsofast,itwasinvisibletothenakedeye.
Ijustdidit.
Justdiditagain.
Here,I'llslowitdownsoyouguyscanseeit.Ready?
-Igotitnow!
-Okay.
Thankyou.
TheOneWhereChandlerCan'tRememberWhichSister
Anybodygotalengthofropeabout6feetlong,withanooseattheend?
-Honey,what'sthematter?
-IjustsawJanice.
ShewasatRockefellerCenter,skatingwithherhusband.Shelookedsohappy.
Ialmostfeelbadforwhippingthatkid'spretzelatthem.
IrememberthefirsttimeIsawKatherineafterwebrokeup.
Shewaswalkingandtalkingwithherfriend,Donna.
God,itkilledme!
Butyouendeduphavingsexwithbothofthemthatafternoon.
Sorry,IjustAnyexcusetotellthatstory.
There'sapartytomorrow.You'llfeelbetterthen.
I'mgonnabeokay.Youdon'thavetothrowapartyforme.
It'sJoey'sbirthday.
Thenifanybodyshouldhaveaparty,itshouldbehim.
Icannotbelieveshe'sstillupthere.
Well,hetotallyscrewedupthepunchline.
Youknow,it'ssupposedtobe
How'sthatcoffeecoming,dear?
Rightaway,Mr.IKaplan.
I'mnotsupposetodrinkit.Itmakesmegassy.
Iknow.
I'llbetyou'rethinking,"What'sanintelligentgirl...
...whowantstobeinfashiondoingmakingcoffee?
"
Yougotme.
Don'tthinkIhaven'tnoticedyourpotential.
I'vegotaprojectforyouthat'salotmorerelatedtofashion.
-Howdoesthatsound?
-Thatsoundsgreat!
-Comeonoverhere,sweetheart.-Thankyousomuch.
IneedthesehangersseparatedASAP.
You'rewelcome.
Oh,God,Ihatemyjob!
Ihateit.
Iknow,honey.I'msorry.
Iwanttoquit,butthenIthinklshouldstickitout.
ThenIthink:
"Whywouldapersonstayinsuchademeaningjob...
...justbecauseit'sremotelyrelatedtothefieldthey'reinterestedin?
Gee,Idon'tknow,Rach.
Orderup!
Yentlsoup,JamesBeans,andaHowdy,holdtheDoody.
Comeon,I'msorry.Ididn't
Idon'tmindpayingmydues.
ButhowmuchwillIlearnaboutfashion...
...bywalkingMyra,thearthriticseamstress...
...tothebathroom?
Hi.
Ismymiseryamusingtoyou?
I'msorry,Iwasjust....
It'snotfunny.Thisisactuallymyjob.
Believeme,I'vebeenthere.
IhadtosortmannequinheadsatthatMannequinsPlus.
I'mjustgonnagobacktotalkingtomyfriendhere.
Youcangobacktoenjoyingyourlittlehamburger.
Justoneotherthing.
IworkatBloomingdale's.
Imightknowofapossiblejob,ifyou'reinterested.
Doyouwantmypickle?
Hey,guys.
-Hey,Gunther.-Hi.
You'regoingonadatewiththenoisyguyupstairs?
Well,he'sverycharming.
He'stoocharming!
Butifyougoout,it'llbeharderformetohatehim.
You'lljusthavetotry.
Joey?
WherearetheJell-Oshots?
Idon'tknow.Chandler'ssupposedtobepassingthem
Chandler!
Hello-dee-lo!
Well,somebody'sfeelingbetter.
-Stickoutyourtongue!
-Takeoffyourshirt!
-Oh,my!
-Oh,myGod!
Howmanydidyouhave?
They'repurevodka.
Yeah,Jell-O.JustlikeMomusedtomake.
Themostunbelievablethinghappenedtoday.
IhadlunchatMonica'sandmetaguy...
...whoworksforabuyeratBloomingdale's.
There'sanopeningthere!
SoIgavehimmyphonenumber...
...andhe'llcallmethisweekendtogetmeaninterview!
Sothisguy'shelpingyoufornoapparentreason?
Andhe'satotalstranger?
Yeah.Hisnameis"Mark"something.
Soundslike"MarkSomething"wantstohavesomesex!
What?
Whyelsewouldheswoopinoutofnowherefornoreason?
Tobenice?
Hey,Joey,aremenevernicetostrangewomenfornoreason?
-No,onlyforsex.-Thankyou.
Sodidyoutell"MarkSomething"aboutme?
Ididn'thaveto.Iwaswearing...
...my"IHeartRoss"sandwichboardandringingmybell.
Joey!
Happybirthday!
Howmanyofthatgirlareyouseeing?
Howhammeredareyou?
TheseareJoey'ssisters.
Hi,Joey'ssisters!
What'rewedrinkingoverhere?
Well,Ihaveavodkaandcranberryjuice.
Nokidding?
That'sthesamedrinkImademyselfrightafterIshotmyhusband.
Okay,Idon'tknowhowtotalktoyou.
Whatareyoudoing?
I'mtakingmyex-girlfriendoffmyspeeddialer.
No,it'sagoodthing.
Whymustwedialsospeedilyanyway?
Whyrushthroughlife?
Whycan'twesavorthepreciousmoments?
Youhavesomehugebreasts!
-Hi.-Hi.
SoIheardaboutthisMarkguythatRachelmettoday.
Isn'titgreat?
Yeah,prettygood.Hesoundslikeanice,goodguy.
Oh,heis.Andheissodreamy!
Imean,whenheleft,Iactuallyusedthephrase:
"Hummina,hummina,hummina."
That'sexcellent.
Sohe's"justaniceguy."
DoyoureallythinkthisMarkdoesn'twantanythingforhelpingyou?
Well,IassumeI'llhavetotakeshowerswithhim.
Butthat'strueofanyjob.
Howyoufeeling?
Well,myapartmentisn'tthereanymore...
...becauseIdrankit.
Where'dyougo?
Welostyouafteryouopenedupallthepresents.
Iendedupinthestorageroom,andnotalone.
No"woo-hooing."No"woo-hooing."
Why,whathappened?
IfooledaroundwithJoey'ssister.
That'snottheworstpart.
Whatistheworstpart?
Ican'trememberwhichsister.
Youseewhatmendo?
Don'ttellmemenarenice.
Thisismen!
Areyouinsane?
Joeywillkillyou.He'llactuallykillyoudead.
Youdon'tthinkIthoughtofthat?
-Howcanyounotknowwhichone?
-That'sunbelievable.
-WasitGina?
-Whichone'sGina?
Thedark,bighair,withairplaneearrings.
That'sDina,notGina.
See?
Youcan'ttellwhichiswhicheither!
Wedidn'tfoolaroundwithanyofthem.
It'sgottobeVeronica.Thegirlintheredskirt.
Idefinitelystuckmytonguedownherthroat!
Thatwasme.
WhenIdrink,sometimesIgetoverlyfriendly...
-...andI'msorry.-That'sokay.
-That'sallright.-That'sokay.
CanItalktoyouforasecond?
Hey,Joey!
Comeon.
Whycan'twetalkinhere...
...withwitnesses?
Ijustgotoffthephonewithmysister.
Whichone?
-MaryAngela.-MaryAngela.
Nowwhichoneissheagain?
AskChandler.Hefooledaroundwithher.
Shetoldmeyousaidyoucouldreallyfallforher.
Isthattrue,orareyoujustgettingoverJanicebygropingmysister?
It'sgottabethefirstone.
Really?
That'sgreat!
Youandmysister,sittinginatree!
Yep,I'minatree.
Didhecall?
DidMarkcall?
I'msorry.Buttheweekend'snotoveryet.
Oh,myGod!
IsthatPhoebe?
Guessthey'rebackfromtheirdate.
Music!
Verynice!
Oh,myGod!
Sohowareyou?
-Iamgood.Ifinishedmybook.-What'sitabout?
Idon'tremember.Doyouwanttotakeawalk?
"DearMaryAngela:
Hi,how'sitgoing?
ThisisthehardestletterI'veeverhadtowrite."
Whatthehell'sthematterwithyou?
HowwillJoeyreacttoyoublowingoffhissisterwithaletter?
That'swhereyoutellhimthatImovedtoFrance...
...whenactuallyI'llbeinCuba.
Look,you'vegottodothisyourselfinperson.
Youknowhername.
YoujustgotothehouseandaskforMaryAngela.
Whenwhicheveronesheiscomestothedoor...
...takeherforawalkandletherdowneasy.
WhatifshecomestothedoorandIaskforher?
WhereinCuba?
Whatareyoudoinghere?
Waitingformygrandmatodomylaundry.
Whataboutyou?
I'mheretoseeMaryAngela.
Youaresotheman!
Comeon.
Nowlook,listen.Listen....
Becool,becauseGrandmadoesn'tknowaboutyoutwo.
Youdon'twanttotickheroff.
Shewas,like,thesixthpersontospitonMussolini'shangingbody.
Where'sMaryAngela?
She'srightinthere.
-Hey,Chandler!
-Hey,Chandler!
Ican'tbelieveMarkdidn'tcall.
It'sSundaynightandhedidn'tcall.
Bummer.
Yeah,right.Lookatyou.You'repracticallygiddy.
I'mgenuinelysorrytheMarkthingdidn'tworkout.
Look,Rach,Iwantonlygoodthingsforyou.
Waitaminute.Whydon'tyoujustcallMark?
Whosaysyouhavetositandwaitforhim?
You'vegottomakestuffhappen!
Yeah,butyoudon'twannaseemtoopushy.
It'snotpushy.Hegaveherhishomenumber.
Hegaveyouhishomenumber,asin,tohishome?
Andyoudon'tmindifIcall,becauseyouwantgoodthingsforme.
That'sright,goodthings.ThatiswhatIsaid.
Mark?
Hi,it'sRachelGreene.
Oh,no.Don'tyouapologize.
Yeah,I'llhold.
Heleftmynumberatwork.
Thenhehadtohelphisniecewithherreportonthepioneers.
Thatissomadeup!
Oh,myGod!
Tomorrow?
That'sNo,it'sperfect.
Oh,God!
Thankyousomuch!
Great.
Igottheinterview!
Thereyougo!
Heevenofferedtomeetmeforlunchandprepmeforit.
Thatisamazing!
Well,ifIknowMark,andIthinkIdo...
...I'dexpectnothingless.
Igottafigureoutwhattowear.
Highcollarandbaggypantssay,"I'mapro!
"
Yeah,right.
Okay,I'llseeyouguyslater.
Yougogetthem!
WhatdidIdotoyou?
DidIhurtyouinsomeway?
What?
"Whydon'tyoucallhim?
"
Thankyouverymuch.Nowhe'sgonnaprepher...
...asinwhatyoudobeforeyousurgicallyremovetheboyfriend!
Areyoucrazy?
Aml?
AmIoutofmymind?
AmIlosingmysenses?
Thisdreamyguy'stakingmygirlfriendoutforameal!
Thisisn'tevenaboutyou!
It'saboutsomethingwonderfulhappeningforRachel.
Evenifyou'reright,andhewantstosleepwithher...
...doesthatmeanhegetsto?
-No,but-Don
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