YongSheldonS01E03.docx
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YongSheldonS01E03
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♪Faith,faith,faith♪
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{\an8}GeorgeMichael-Faith
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♪Baby♪
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♪Iknowyou'reaskingmetostay♪
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♪Sayplease,please,pleasedon'tgoaway♪
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♪YousayI'mgivingyoutheblues♪
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♪Maybe♪
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♪Youmeaneverywordyousay♪
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♪Can'thelpbutthinkofyesterday♪
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♪Andanotherwhotiedmedown♪
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♪Toloverboyrules...♪
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Myfathertookprideinsaying
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thatheranourhouselikeatightship.
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Theshipgotalotlooserwhen
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mymeemawcameovertobabysit.
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Ibetanickel.
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Hangonthereaminute,moonpie.
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Iwanttoteachyousomethin'.
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Lookatyourcards,
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andthenlookinthemirror.
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Hey,I'msmiling.
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Uh-huh.
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Andwhatdoesthattellmeaboutyourcards?
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ThatIlikethem?
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Attaboy.Now...
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lookatmyface.
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Tellmewhatyousee.
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Thatyou'reold.
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It'sagoodthingIloveyou.
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I'mgonnalookatmycardsagain.
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You'reunhappy.
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Whichmeans...?
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Youdon'thavegoodcards.
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So...
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I'mgonnaseeyournickel...
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-andraiseyouaquarter.-Quarter?
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Youcanfold.
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No.Ihavegoodcards;youhavebadcards.
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I'min.
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Ninesandfives.
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That'stoobad.
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Threequeens.Youlose!
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What?
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Butyouweren'thappy.
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-ImadeyouthinkIwasunhappy.-Butthat'slying.
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Youliedtoyourmoonpie.
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Ibluffedmymoonpie.
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-Dopeopleknowaboutthis?
-Sheldon,
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what'sonaperson'sface
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isnotalwayswhat'sintheirheart.
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Well,thischangeseverything.
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Howdoyouknowwhototrust?
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Youdon't.
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That'swhatmakeslifeinteresting.
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Meemawlikedtoteachmethings
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thatkeptmeawakeatnight.
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Mom,we'rehome!
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Inhere!
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What'shedoingup?
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Losin'.
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Hellisthat?
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IsentGeorgieonabeerrun,
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andtippedhimwithfirecrackers.
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Oh,Mom.
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WasIsupposedtostiffhim?
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Iatesomuchcandy!
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Okay.
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They'reallyours.
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♪NobodyelseisstrongerthanIam♪
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♪YesterdayImovedamountain♪
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♪IbetIcouldbeyourhero♪
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♪Iamamightylittleman♪
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♪Iamamightylittleman♪
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Sometimespeoplesaytome,"PastorJeff,
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howdoyouknowthere'saGod?
"
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AndIsay,"It'ssimplemath.
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Godeitherexistsorhedoesn't."
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Solet'sbecynical.
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Worst-casescenario,there'sa50-50chance.
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AndIlikethoseodds.
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That'swrong.
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Shelly,putyourhanddown.
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Sorry.Pleasecontinue.
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It'sokay,Mary.
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I-It'sSheldon,right?
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-Yes,sir.-Well,Sheldon,
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whydon'tyoucomeonuphereandtellmehowI'mwrong.
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-No.-Okay.
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Let'sgivehimahand,everybody.
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Mm.What'shappening?
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Shelly'sgonnaeathimalive.
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So...
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youweresaying?
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You'veconfusedpossibilitieswithprobabilities.
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Accordingtoyouranalogy,whenIgohome
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ImightfindamilliondollarsonmybedorImightnot.
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Inwhatuniverseisthat50-50?
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Sowhatdoyouthink
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theoddsarethatGodexists?
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Ithinkthey'rezero.
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Ibelieveinscience.
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Soyoudon'tthinkscienceandreligioncangohandinhand?
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Scienceisfacts,religionisfaith.
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Ipreferfacts.
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Iunderstandthat.
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Here'sacoolfactforya.
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AlotoffamousscientistsbelievedinGod.
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IsaacNewton.
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AlbertEinstein.
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EvenCharlesDarwin.
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SoDarwin'srightaboutGodandwrongaboutevolution?
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Nowyou'regettin'it.
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Let'sgiveitupforSheldon,everybody.
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Whatagoodsport.Oh.
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ButIwasn'tagoodsport.
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Atthatmoment,Ivowedtocomeback
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thefollowingSundayanddestroyPastorJeff.
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Uh,hello,Mr.Cooper.
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IsMissyhome?
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Hello,Billy.No,she'satchurch.
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Ibroughthereggsfrommychickens.
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Iseethat.
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Youcanboilthemorscramblethem.
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Okay.
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Ilikefried.
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Okay.
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Idon'tlikepoached.
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Okay.
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Thankyouforyourtime.
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Okay.
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Youwantmetocookthoseeggsforyou,baby?
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No.They'reagift.
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Sorry.
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Heevenwrotemeanote.
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"Eggsfromyoursecretadmirer.Billy."
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Mary,canyoucomeinhere?
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I'mcookin'.
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Ireallyneedyoutocomeinhere.
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Whatonearth?
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What?
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Listentothis.
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"Frenchphilosopher,
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mathematicianandphysicist,BlaisePascal,
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arguedarationalpersonshouldbelieveGodexists
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becauseyouhaveeverythingtogainifyou'reright,
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andnothingtoloseifyou'rewrong."
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Soundsright.
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Meemawiscomingovertowatchyou--Igottago.
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-Where?
-Daddy'snotfeelinggood.
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We'regonnagoseeadoctor.
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-Isheokay?
-He'sgonnabefine.
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Youjustsitrightthere.
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Meemaw'sonherwayovertocookyoudinner.
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Canwecomewithyou?
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No.Juststayrightthere,don'tmove.
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George,let'sgo.
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Howlongarewesupposedtosithere?
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Idon'tknow.
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Shesaiddon'tmove.
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Shewasveryclear.
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HopeIdon'thavetogotothebathroom.
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Don'tworry!
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Meemaw'shere!
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Everything'sundercontrol!
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Wehaven'thaddinneryet.
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Really?
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Idon'tfeellikecookin'.
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Ithinkmyhusband'shavingaheartattack!
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IneedanRRTandacrashcart.
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Overhere.
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Sir,areyouhavingchestpainsrightnow?
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Yeah,alittlebit.
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Anynumbnessorpaininyourarms?
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Maybethisone.
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Shortnessofbreath?
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Enoughquestions.
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He'safat,middle-agedmanwithchestpains.
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Dosomething!
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Sorryaboutthefat,honey.
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Yousaidyoulikedmethisway.
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IsDaddygonnabeokay?
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Oh,yeah.YourPop-Popusedtohave
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littlechestpainsallthetime.
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Didn'thedieofaheartattack?
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Well,forinsurancepurposes,yes.
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Hey.What'sgoin'on?
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Dad'sinthehospital.
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What?
Why'sDadinthehospital?
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-He'sgonnabefine.-Hehadchestpains.
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He'sgonnabefine.
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Whatarewedoin'?
Whyaren'twegoingtothehospital?
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Nobody'sgoin'nowhere.
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We'rejustgonnastaycalm,
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haveanicedinner,andwaitforyourmamatocall
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andtelluswhat'swhat.
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I'mnothungry.
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Whatdidyoumeanby"Insurancepurposes"?
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Justeat.
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WhatkindofTexandrinkspinkwine?
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Hello.
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Hi,Mom.Kidsokay?
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Yeah,they'refine.How'sGeorge?
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Idon'tknow.They'rerunningtests.
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Well,don'tyouworryaboutus.
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Everything'sundercontrolhere.
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Okay.
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I'llcallyouwhenIknowmore.
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Howyouholdin'up?
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IguessI'mokay.
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Well,Georgeisgonnapullthroughthis,honey.
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Iguaranteeit.
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Thanks,Mom.
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Thanksforbein'there.
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Youbet.
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I'llcallyoulater.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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What'dshesay?
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Thedoctorsaredoin'sometests,but,dollarstodonuts,
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yourdaddy'sjustgotabadcaseofgas.
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Y'alltwogogetreadyforbed.
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Idon'twanttostayaroundhere.
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IwanttogotothehospitalandseeDad.
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Well,IwanttogotoLasVegasandseeWillieNelson,
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butthatain'tgonnahappeneither.
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Thisisstupid.
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Youknowwhat'sstupid?
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Igottodrinkpinkwine!
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Meemaw?
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What?
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IsDadreallyokay?
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Yes.
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Ihopeyou'renotbluffing.
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Youasleep?
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No.
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Meneither.
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Everytimethephonerings,Igetscared.
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Me,too.
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I'mgoin'toseeDad.Youguyswanttocome?
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How?
Meemawsaidwehavetostayhere.
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Youwanttogoornot?
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Shh.
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Shh.
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WhodoIshush?
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-Shh!
-Shh!
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Whatareyoudoing?
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I'mdrivingtothehospital.
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Youcancomewithmeorstayhere--uptoyou.
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I'mcomin'.
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Sheldon?
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You're14.
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Youdon'tknowhowtodrive.
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Idroveatractorat4-Hcamp.
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It'sthesamething.
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Butyousatonthefarmer'slap.
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Thenstayhere.
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Comeon,Missy.
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Whatareyoudoin'?
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Travelin'music.
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I'mcomingwithyou.
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Whyareyouwearin'myhelmet?
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Idon'texpectthistoendwell.
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Andthepillows?
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Sameanswer.
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Turnitoff.I'vegottoconcentrate.
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Okay,
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seatbelts,everybody.
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Pleasedriveslowly.
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Relax.IknowwhatI'mdoin'.
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I'veoftenbeenasked
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whyIneverlearnedtodriveacar.
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Thisnight...
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isyouranswer.
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Pleaseslowdown.
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I'mgoin'eightmilesanhour.
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Acowjustpassedus.
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-Doyouknowhowtogettothehospital?
-Yeah.
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It'srightacrossthestreetfromtheDairyQueen.
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WhichDairyQueen?
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Whatareyoutalkin'about?
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There'stwo.
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Really?
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You'regonnahitit!
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WhichistheoneMomtakesusto?
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You'regonnahitit!
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Ooh,you'reintroublenow!
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Yeah?
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Whattookyousolongtoanswer?
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Powderingmynose.What'sittoya?
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SorryIasked.Justwantedtogiveyouanupdate.
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Y...What'sgoin'on?
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Theywanttorunsomemoretests.
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They'regonnaholdhimovernight.
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Oh,Oh,well,that's,that'snothin'toworryabout.
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That'sjustprecautionary.
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Howarethekids?
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Oh.Theywerealittleworried,
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butIhandledit.
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Theysleepin'?
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Yeah,yeah.
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Youbet.
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Thanksagainforhelpin'.
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Oh,hey,
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thesearemygrandchildren.
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Theyaremyblood.
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Okay.Ibettergo.
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Okay.We'lltalklater.
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Sonofabitch.
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Ihatethosekids.
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Justadmitit,we'relost.
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We'renotlost.
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Well,Isuredon'tseeahospitalanywhere.
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Whydon'tweasksomebodyfordirections?
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Becausewe'rechildreninacar,genius.
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Dangit!
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Areyouaimingforthem?
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Eve
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