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无耻之徒第一季Shameles中英剧本

第一集

没有人说我们住的地方是伊甸园Nobody'ssayingourneighborhoodistheGardenofEden.

见鬼有人说此地是被上帝遗忘的角落Hell,somepeoplesayGodavoidsthisplace

altogether

但这儿却是我和孩子们的安乐窝butit'sbeenagoodhometous...

我那一箩筐的儿女我以他们为豪tomeandmykids,whoI'mproudof

因为我在他们每一个人身上'causeeverysingleoneofthem

都能看到自己的影子remindsmealittlebitofme.

菲奥娜我的掌上明珠家庭支柱Fiona,myrock,hugehelp.

继承了她妈妈所有的好品质Hasallthebestqualitiesofhermother

不过她可不像她妈那样是个神经质的母老虎exceptshe'snotaragingpsychobitch.

擤鼻涕Blow.

利普脑瓜子好使Lip,smartasawhip.

各科全优还上了光荣榜Straight"A"sandthehonorroll.

那孩子绝对有前途[双关:

进监狱]Boy'sdefinitelygoingsomewhere.

你给我滚回来You,comeback!

站住Stop!

伊恩勤奋好学一丝不苟Ian,industrious,conscientious

野心勃勃干劲十足ambitious,incredibleworkethic.

不知道他从哪遗传来的好品质Don'thaveacluewherehegotthatfrom.

想要成为一个伞兵Wantstobeaparatrooper.

知道怎么用旧袜子和铜钱串Knowshowtodisembowelanenemy

给敌人开膛破肚witharollofdimesandanoldgymsock.

卡尔Carl.

我不是很了解卡尔Uh,Idon'treallyknowthatmuchaboutCarl.

对了他喜欢动物Oh,lovesanimals.

总是带回来很多流浪猫流浪狗什么的Alwaysdragginghomesomepoorstrayhefound

关进自己的小屋"悉心照顾"takingthemuptohisroom.

黛比Ah,Debbie.

上帝派来的天使SentbyGod,totalangel.

一年到头为联合国儿童基金会筹款RaisesmoneyforUNICEFyearround

她还真上交了一部分someofwhichsheactuallyturnsin.

利亚姆明日之星Liam,goingtobeastar.

我不是生物学家I'mnobiologist

但是他长得有点像我的第一任戒酒担保人buthelooksalittlebitlikemyfirstsponsor.

他和我的前妻很亲密Heandtheexwereclose.

凯文和维罗妮卡超赞的邻居KevandVeronica,fantasticneighbors.

他们为了对方什么都肯做There'snothingtheywon'tdoforeachother.

甚至直接"做"对方Ortoeachother.

根本就没有我想象的那么疼嘛Thatdidn'thurthalfasmuchasIthoughtitwould.

直到小维和凯文搬到隔壁IneverrealizedhowlittlesexIwashaving

我才意识到自己性生活明显不足tillVandKevmovednextdoor.

还有我弗兰克·加拉格父亲老师Andme,FrankGallagher,father,teacher

导师家庭战舰的舰长mentor,captainofourlittleship.

我们也许不富有但是我们所有人Wemaynothavemuch,butallofus,toaman

无一例外都熟谙人生最重要的事knowsthemostimportantthinginthislife...

我们他妈的知道如何开派对寻欢weknowhowtofuckingparty!

不No!

操你丫的Fuckyou,man!

七点十五了小家伙们7:

15,monkeys.

快起床Comeon.

七点十五了7:

15.

不Oh,no.

我跌倒了Ifelldown.

我先冲澡Firstshower!

昨天就是你先Youhadityesterday.

操Fuck!

该死Shit.

交电费好的Electric.Yeah.

让路让路Comingthrough.

交电费Electric.

交电费交电费Electric.Electric.

那样可不行衣服正面沾了番茄酱No.You'vegotaHappyMealonthefrontofthatshirt.

校外教学要老爸签字Oh,um,fieldtrip.NeedDad'ssignature.

好的胳膊举起来Okay.Armsup.

天呐黛比越写越像啊Wow,Deb,that'sgettingreallygood.

手机在谁那儿在我这Who'sgotthephone?

Igotit.

还有余额吗14分钟话费Anyminutesleft?

Uh,14.

我需要一些材料做课堂演讲展示Hey,Ineedsomethingforshowandtell.

还缺多少钱Howmuchareweshort?

18元30美分$18.30.

我放学后给别人补课Oh,I'mtutoringafterschool.

应该还可以再赚个10元左右Ishouldbeabletokickinliketenmore.

卡尔往里面放钱了吗Hey,did,uh,Carlputinany?

你快9岁了You'realmostnine.

得开始养家糊口了You'regoingtohavetostartpullingyourweight.

对啊找份真正的工作That'sright,andgetarealjob

别光是到圣蒂姆教堂的功德箱里去偷嘛notjustdippingintothecollectionplateatSt.Tim's.

我今天替坎蒂轮班I'mfillinginforCandi.

我可以补上不足的钱Icancovertherest.

我的热狗上面多放点腌酸菜Extrakrautonmine.

我的要加芝士Cheeseonmine.

得有人照看利亚姆Somebody'sgottotakeLiam.

我有算数考试Uh,Igotacalculustest.

放学后我得工作I'mworkingafterschool.

拿他做课堂演讲展示?

Showandtell?

给同学们看他背后的胎记Showthemthebirthmarkonhisback.

看起来像是拉脱维亚地图ItlookslikeLatvia.

坎蒂又没来NoCandiagain?

今天是鲍比的假释听证会Bobby'sgotabailhearing.

那个臭小子会害死她的Thatkid'sgoingtobethedeathofher.

这次犯了什么事Whatisitthistime?

在警察坐在里面的境况下给警车涂鸦Triedtaggingacopcarwiththecopsstillinit.

什么What?

谁点的珍宝热狗[另意:

大鸡巴]Who'sgotthejumbodog?

你是怎么知道的How'dyouknow?

X光透视眼Xrayvision.

喂Hey.

你愿意干那妞吗Wouldyoutapthatass?

戴两个套可以考虑干一次Once,ifIdoublebaggedit.

这种穷姑娘不肯堕胎的Projectgirlsdon'tabort.

你好Uh,hi.

我是来帮助凯伦复习期中考试的I'mheretohelpKarenstudyforhermidterm.

好的Okay.

你得把鞋脱掉Youhavetotakeyourshoesoff.

什么What?

我给你拿个塑料袋I'llgetyouaplasticbag.

给你Hereyougo.

她是个偏执狂觉得人会把尘土带进屋She'sgotthisthingaboutpeoplebringingdirtinthe

house.

污染恐惧症Molysmophobia.

是啊Right.

好的如果你这样记的话Okay,so,um...ifyourememberitlikethis

这个公式就一目了然了the...theformulaiscompletelyvisible.

好吧Um...okay.

矮小的裸女巫弯下腰Midgetnakedwitchisbendingover

失声哭泣andshe'scrying

因为她没了一只耳朵而且找不到了'causeshelostoneearandshecan'tfindit.

你怎么知道这么多Howdoyouknowallthis?

我喜欢捣腾这些东西Uh,justsomethingIliketofoolaroundwith.

像是爱好吗Likeahobby?

更像是一个计划Uh,no.Morelikeaplan.

物理吗是啊是啊Physics?

Yeah,yeah.

你学过牛顿第一定律了吗我也有个巧记法HaveyoudoneNewton'sfirst?

I'vegotagreat

oneforthat.

"每个人都保持Um,"Everybodycontinues

保持静止状态inastateofrest

或匀速直线运动状态oruniformmotion

直到有外力unlessactedupon

迫使它改变这种...byanexternal...

状态为止"force."

等下Uh,hangon.

凯伦我...Karen,I'm,uh...

就算你帮我口交补习还是要收费的I'mstillgoingtohavetochargeyouforthis.

收费?

Chargeme?

是啊这不是慈善施舍Yeah,thisisn'tcharity.

我给别人补习要收费的Igetpaidfortutoring.

我知道Iknow.

但科学让我欲火焚身Sciencejustturnsmeon.

好吧Okay.

天呐Jesus.

利普在里面吗Lip,youinthere?

利普借下体香剂Lip.CanIborrowyourdeodorant?

我用伊恩的我把脏衣服都丢洗衣机里I'musingIan's.IfIstickthisinthewasher

待会我出门了你帮忙看着菲奥娜你在哪beforeIgoout,keepaneyeonit?

Fiona,

whereareyou?

明天再洗吧Uh,doittomorrow.

天呐你房间臭死了God,itstinksinhere.

不好意思有件衬衣我还要穿Oh,sorry.There'sashirtIneed.

菲奥娜Fiona!

要搭便车去俱乐部就快点出发Weneedtogoifwe'regoingtogetaridetotheclub.

等5分钟Hey,fiveminutes.

别明天还要还回去No,thishasgottogobacktomorrow.

穿完再挂上去我家里有个吊牌枪I'llputitbackonlater.Ihaveataggunathome.

什么在百货公司工作时顺手牵羊的What?

FromwhenIworkedatT.J.Maxx.

走吧Let'sgo.

楼下有热狗还有玉米片Hotdogsdownstairs.Nachos,too.

玩得开心利普再见Havefun.Bye,Lip!

好啊维罗妮卡Hey,Veronica.

我的钱包操Mypurse!

Fuck!

钱包Mypurse!

他抢我钱包Thatguyjusttookmypurse!

妈的Shit.

混蛋Assholes!

不好意思Ah,sorry.

真他妈惊艳啊Thatwasfuckingincredible.

说实话真是我见过的最英勇的一幕啊Truly,honestly,oneofthemostheroicthingsI'veever

seen.

你看到了吧Didyouseehim?

笨手笨脚不过很英勇Stupid,but,man,heroic.

史蒂夫Uh,Steve.

我叫史蒂夫Uh,mynameisSteve.

我之前Uh,Iwas...

还想请你喝一杯呢goingtooffertobuyyouadrinkanyway.

她会赏脸的Oh.She'lltakeadrink.

出来容易想再进去可就难了Hey,wheredoyouthinkyou'regoing?

你他妈说什么瞎话呢Areyouserious?

印章呢这家伙开玩笑吧Where'shisstamp?

Canyoubelievethisjoker?

要是你尽职尽责我们根本不会如此狼狈Ifyouweredoingyourjob,hewouldn'thavehad

to.

没有印章想入无门Nostamp,noreentry.

还真较上劲儿了Isheforreal?

肥坨子Fatprick.

行本酒吧拒绝对你们开放Fine.You'reallbarred.

凭什么嗑药Forwhat?

Uh,drugs.

什么What?

说不定他跟他们是一伙的才故意放他们跑路Heprobablyletthemgetaway'causehe

knowsthem.

闭嘴二逼说话注意点Shutup,skank.Watchyourmouth.

不注意怎么着Oryou'regoingtodowhat?

好了好了算了Okay.Okay,forgetit.

算了算了Please,forgetit.Okay.

走吧打车去Comeon,let's...let'sgetacab.

麻烦了Thankyou.

走吧Comeon.

我靠Oh,shit!

看路Watchit!

傻逼Hey,fucker!

今天有人给我吹箫了Gotahummertoday.

跟宠物怎么搞What'sthelawonsexwithpets?

是凯伦·杰克逊FromKarenJackson.

不会吧真的真的Noway.Yeah,yeah,yeah.

她物理拿了个"中"得搞个"良"才行Shegota"C"inphysics.Neededa"B."

要是真的Oryou,uh...

你不可能憋这么久才告诉我youwouldn'thavewaitedthislongtotellme.

五个钟头而已Oh,fivehours.

得了满口胡言Okay,you'refullofshit.

去你的Fuckyou.

有人替你吹过箫吗Youeverhaveaknobjob?

偶尔Onceortwice.

你也没告诉我啊Ididn'thearyourushingtotellme.

也是Yeah,well.

我还以为Imean,Ithought...

我们无话不说wetelleachothereverything.

除非Unless...

是男人给你吹的箫Yougotsuckedoffbyaguy.

纯属猜测而已Forinstance.

不会吧林湖城Noway.LakeForest...

林湖城不是芝加哥LakeForestisnotChicago.

说真的史蒂夫I'mnotkidding,Steve.

再让他碰到你你就死定了死定了Youaredeadifheeverlayseyesonyou.AndImean

dead.

你揍他时我吓得都要尿裤子了Inearlypeedmyselfwhenyouhithim.

好吧尿了一点点Well,Ididalittle.

你们几个人住在这里啊Wait,howmanyofyouguyslivehere?

我不算我住下面Notme,I'monedown.

三月份时隔壁老头挂了ButtheoldguynextdoordiedinMarch

我们才成了邻居whichIguesstechnicallymakesusnextdoorneighbors.

你是护士吧维罗妮卡以前是Soyou'reanurse,Veronica?

Usedtobe.

鬼骗子Lyingbitch.

她在库克县做家政服务SheworkedhousekeepingatCookCounty

洗洗便盆床单之类的bedpansandshitsheets.

没错但我当年被护理学校录取了Fine.ButIwasofferedaplaceinthenursingschool.

没错但最后却没去成Fine.Butitneverhappened.

她因在易趣网兜售医药用品被开除了TheyfiredherforsellingmedicalsuppliesoneBay.

能闭嘴吗在陌生人面前咋呼不停Willyoushutup?

Wedon'tevenknowhim.

我叫史蒂夫我叫卡尔Steve.Carl.

利普Lip.

黛比Debbie.

你好啊黛比Howyoudoing,Debbie?

手表不错啊Nicewatch.

谢谢沛纳海的Oh,thanks.Panerai.

花几块钱买下的6块吗What'dthatsetyouback,aboutsixbills?

还有伊恩Plus,Ian.

[Lip音译利普意译为唇]

对了黛比为什么大家叫他"唇哥"Hey,Debbie,whydotheycallhim"Lip"?

他本名叫菲利普Hisrealname'sPhilip.

喂维罗妮卡Yo,Veronica!

钥匙在你那吗Yougotmykeys?

怎么回事What'sgoingonhere?

这位是史蒂夫ThisisSteve.

为维护我的尊严在炼狱酒吧揍了保安一顿DeckedthebounceratPurgatorytodefendmy

honor.

是为了我Myhonor.

是吗哪个保安Yeah?

Whichbouncer?

吉米·克利弗顿JimmyClifton.

吉米·克利JimmyCli...

我的天哥们Well,Jesus,man

真厉害太崇拜你了putitthere!

Respect!

那家伙就傻愣在那儿跟个呆瓜一样Guyjuststandsthere,doesn'treallydoanything.

就是你肯定是他的第三个仇人了Yeah,you'llbehisthirdconviction.

是吗第三个还是第四个Huh?

Thirdorfourth?

第四个对Fourth.Yeah.

他跟那么多人有过节你肯定觉得Imean,afterthatmuchpractice,youwouldthink

早该有人搞死这家伙了themanwouldhavemanslaughterdownbynow.

别像上回那样一团糟Nomorefuckupslikelasttime

对他的心肝宝贝手下留情likeleavinghisdadstillbreathing.

心肝宝贝[指车]Hisdad?

对五年的时间里Yeah.Fiveyears

使劲儿折腾他那辆87年产的蒙特卡罗overan'87MonteCarlo

行驶里程有20万英里呢with200,000milesontheodometer.

妈的蒙特卡罗呢FuckingMonteCarlo!

好了该睡了上楼去快点Okay,comeon,timeforbed.Upthewoodenhill.Comeon.

还没到十二点呢天呐It'snotevenmidnightyet!

Aw,man.

快点快点这么早就睡?

Comeon,comeon,go!

Already?

闭嘴Shutup.

睡了都睡觉去快点快点Move,move,move,move,comeon.

好吧让我再瞻仰下你的遗容Yeah,letmetakeone