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414TheOneWithJoeysDirtyDay
414TheOneWithJoey’sDirtyDay
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,erm,ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisgettingreadyforafishingtripandPhoebeisaskinghimaboutthefishinglures.Rossisplayingwiththerod,andMonicaisprettymuchjustwatchingtheongoings.]
Phoebe:
(holdingalure)Sonow,whatisthisnow?
Joey:
Gugglyworm.
Phoebe:
(laughsandpicksupanotherlure)Andthis?
Joey:
Glow-popgigglyjammer.
Phoebe:
(laughsharder)Youmakeitsofunny.
Monica:
(notwantingtobeleftout,picksupsomething)Heyumm,what’sthis?
Joey:
(examiningit)Ohh,ahunkofsandwichfromlastyear.(Monicadropsthesandwich)
Ross:
(pretendfishinginthelivingroom)Ohh,Geller’sgotonehooked!
Ohh!
Lookslikeabigone!
Yeah,ohh!
Ohh!
(Swingingtherodbackandforth)It’stheclassicstrugglebetweenmanand—(swingstherodandknocksoveralamp.)Someoneknockedoveralamp.
Joey:
(goingoverandpickinguptherod)That’sallright.Heyyouguys,youknowwhat’sgoingtobegreataboutthefishingtripthisyear?
Whenmydadgetsmeoutinthemiddleofthelakeandgivesmethat,"Joey,whatareyoudoingwithyourlife?
"stuff.Icansay,"Well,I’mdoingamoviewithCharltonHestondad.Whatareyoudoingwithyourlife?
"
All:
Great!
(Chandlerentersfromhisbedroom,alldepressedandwearingsweatpants,withthechickandduckintow.)
Chandler:
Youdon’thavetostophavingfunjustbecauseI’mhere.Kathydidn’tcheatonallofyou.(ToJoey)Well,exceptyou.(TheyhugandChandlergoesintothebathroomwiththechickandduckfollowinghim.)
Monica:
Hey,Joey,Idon’tthinkthatyoushouldleaveChandleralone.Imeanit’sonlybeentwodayssincehebrokeupwithKathy.Maybeyoucangofishingnextweek?
Joey:
Look,there’snothingIcandoforhimrightnow,he’sstillinhissweatpants,that’sstillPhaseOne.Y'know?
I’llbebackforPhaseTwo,IwouldnevermissPhaseTwo.
Monica:
What’sPhaseTwo?
Joey:
Gettin’drunkandgoingtoastripclub.
Rachel:
Howdoesgoingtoastripclubhelphimbetter?
Ross:
Becausetherearenakedladiesthere.
Joey:
WhichhelpshimgettoPhaseThree,picturingyourselfwithotherwomen.
Ross:
Therearenakedladiestheretoo.
Joey:
Yeah.
Chandler:
(openingthebathroomdoorandkickingoutthechickandduck)Wouldyougivemeoneminute!
!
Please.
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
Bloomingdale’s,RachelisstilldressingJoshua.Heistryingonapairofpants.]
Joshua:
So,thesewillmatchthejacketyoupickedoutformelastweek?
Rachel:
Um-hmm.(JoshuaturnstolookinthemirrorandleavesRachelstaringathisass.)Therewego.Thereitis.
Joshua:
(turningaround)Oh!
YouknowwhatIneed?
Rachel:
Yeah!
Joshua:
Gloves.Brown,leatherdressgloves.
Rachel:
Oh,okay.Uhh,welllet’ssee.(Grabshishand.)You’reabout—welluh,thisoneislarge.Andthisone—(Grabstheotherhand.)
Joshua:
Alsolarge?
Rachel:
Yeah!
Okay,twolargescomingrightup!
Joshua:
Okay.
Mr.Waltham:
(entering)Rachel!
CouldIhaveamoment?
Rachel:
Yes.
Mr.Waltham:
I-Iwaswondering,mynieceyouseeisinfromLondon—wellShropshirereallybuty’know—wellshe’saboutyourageIsay.AnywayIhaveticketsfortheopera,DieFledermaus,andIwaswonderingifyou’dliketokeephercompanythisevening?
Rachel:
Sure.Yougotit.Great!
Mr.Waltham:
Oh,good.
Rachel:
Me,Fledermaus,great.Ireally—(motionstoJoshua.)
Mr.Waltham:
Ohh!
Yesofcourse,thankyou,thankyou,thankyousoverymuch.
Joshua:
So…(Holdsouthishandsastosay,"Wherearemygloves?
")
Rachel:
So?
(Sheputsherhandsinhis,totallyforgettingaboutthegloves,andhopingforsomethingmoreintimate.)
Joshua:
Gloves?
Rachel:
Ohh!
Right!
Right,sorry,I’llberightback!
Joshua:
Uhh,actuallyy’knowwhat,Ikinda—Ihavetotakeoff.
Rachel:
Oh.
Joshua:
But,Iwascurious;doyouhaveanyplansfortonight?
Rachel:
No!
Nothing!
Joshua:
Iinvestedinthisnight-clubandit’sopeningtonight,wouldyouliketocome?
Rachel:
Yeah!
Thatwouldbegreat!
Joshua:
You’reintohardcoreS&Mright?
Rachel:
(shocked)Well,I-Iguess—I…
Joshua:
Kidding!
(Rachelisrelived)I’mgonnagetthereearly,butI’mgoingtoputyouontheV.I.Plist,okay?
Lookforme.
Rachel:
Yeah,great,youbetcha!
Mr.Waltham:
(entering)Ialmostforgetthetickets,didn’tI?
Rachel:
What?
Mr.Waltham:
ForyouandEmily,tonight,DieFledermaus.
Rachel:
Oh.Oh,right.
Mr.Waltham:
Ithinkyou’lllikeit,ithastwooutofthethreetenors.
Rachel:
Ohyay!
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,erm,ChandlerandJoey's,Chandlerisinhissweatsflingingplayingcardsintoapot.]
Chandler:
Y’know,Ican’tbelieveKathydidthistoome.Ireally,thoughtthatshewastheone.Itellyouwhat,fromnowonI’mnevergettingoutofthischair,ever!
Okay?
Fromnowon,thischairistheone!
Youwannawhatelseistheone?
Mysweatpants!
Ross:
Comeon,man!
Just-justtakethesweatsoff.Okay?
Justtake‘emoffandwe’llhavesomefun.
Joey:
(entering)Hey-hey!
Ross:
Hi!
Phoebe:
Hey!
Ross:
Catchanybigfish?
(Phoebe,Ross,andMonicaallgoovertohim.)
Joey:
OhmyGod,youguyshavenoidea.
All:
(theyallrecoilfromthesmellemanatingfromhim)Oh!
God!
Wow!
Monica:
Youstink!
Ross:
Areyoukidding?
!
Joey:
Yeah,threedaysonthelakewithoutashower.Plus!
Ifellinthatbigtubofwormsatthebaitstand!
Hey,how-how’shedoing?
Ross:
Hehasn’tgottenoutofthatchairintwodays.
Joey:
(goesovertoChandler)Heybuddy!
How’sitgoing?
(Chandlerimitatesretchingandgetsoutofthechair.)
Joey:
(Totherestofthegang)Hey,seethat?
Hejustneededhispaltocomehome.Allright,uh,I’vegottogomemorisemylines.(Startstogohisbedroom)MeandCharltonHestonbrightandearlytomorrowmorning!
Yeah-yeah!
Rachel:
(entering)Hey!
Ross:
Hey!
Rachel:
Hey,Monica!
Monica:
Uh-oh,what’sthematter?
Rachel:
Ohh,it’sJoshuainvitedmetothisfancyclubopeningtonight.But,IalreadytoldMr.WalthamthatIwouldtakehisniecetothisdumboldopera.So…Whatareyougonnado?
Monica:
Idon’tknowsweetie.
Rachel:
No!
Helpme!
Monica:
Ican’t!
Ihavetowork!
Rachel:
Phoebe?
Phoebe:
Iwould,butIgetmymorningsicknessintheevening.
Rachel:
Ugh!
Phoebe:
Unless!
Shewantstospendthenightholdingmyhairbackforme.
Rachel:
Ohh,gosh.Youguys,comeon,thisis—IhavetomeetJoshua!
ThisismyonechanceforhimtoseethefunRachel.Y’knowthe"Wouldn’titbegreatifshewasmywife"Rachel.Ohh,allright!
AreJoeyandChandlerback?
Monica:
No,Chandler’sstillinPhaseOne,andJoey’sthatthingyousmell.
Rachel:
Ohh!
(RealisesthatRossisintheroom.)Hi!
Ross:
Hi!
Rachel:
So….
Ross:
No.
Rachel:
Ohhhh,comeon!
!
!
(There’saknockonthedoor.)
Monica:
Ithinkshe’shere.
Rachel:
No!
Wait!
Wait-wait!
Ross,please!
Ross:
YouwantmetotakesomegirlI’venevermettotheoperasoyoucangotoaclubandflirtwithsomeguy,hmm,that-thatisatoughie.
Monica:
(lookingoutthepeephole)Ohh,she’slookingdownthehall.Oh!
Shelookedrightatme!
Ohwait,youcan’tseepeoplethroughthatlittlehole,canyou?
(Goesbacktothedoor.)Hello!
Woman:
Hello!
(Monicascreams)
Rachel:
I’llberightthere!
(toRoss)Okay,Ross,pleasecomeon!
Ithoughtwehavemovedon!
Ithoughtwe’vegottentoaplacewherewecouldbehappyforeachother!
Imeanwasthatjustme?
Ross:
Allright,I’lldoit.
Rachel:
Ohthankyou!
Thankyou,thankyou,thankyou!
(Monicaopensthedoor.)Emily?
Emily:
Yes.
Rachel:
I’mRachelGreen.
Emily:
Thankgoodness.
Rachel:
There’sbeenateeny-teenychangeinplans.ItturnsoutthatI’mnotfreetonight.So…
Emily:
Really?
!
Well,that’sjustlovely,isn’tit?
Imust’vemissedyourcall,eventhoughIdidn’tleavetheflatallday.
Rachel:
Ohwell,noI…
Emily:
Oh,no-no-no,that’snotrude!
It’sperfectlyinkeepingwithatripthatI’vealreadybeenrundownbyoneofyourwienercarts,andbeenstrip-searchedatJohnF.KennedyAirport,apparentlytoyoupeople,Ilooklikesomeonewho’sgotaballoonfullofcocainestuffeduptheirbum.
Monica:
I-I-Ithinkyoulookgreat.
Emily:
Goodnight,itwasverynicetomeetyouall.(Stormsout.)
(Pause)
Rachel:
I’llgether.
Ross:
Pleasehurry.
Phoebe:
Don’tyoujustlovethewaytheytalk?
!
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,erm,ChandlerandJoey's,thenextmorning,MonicaandPhoebeareeatingbreakfast.]
Phoebe:
Ohh!
Monica:
What?
Phoebe:
Itkicked!
Ithinkthebabykicked!
Monica:
OhmyGod!
Phoebe:
Ohnowait,ohno,theelasticonmyunderwearbusted.
Joey:
(runningfromhisbedroom)OhmyGod!
Ioverslept!
Iwassupposedtobeonthesetahalfanhourago!
Igottagetoutofhere!
Monica:
Ohwait,Joey,youcan’tgolikethat!
Youstink!
Joey:
Look,IknowIfeelasleepbeforeIcouldshowerandnowIdon’thavetime!
They’rejusttenblocksaway,ifIrun,Icanmakeit.
Monica:
Yeah.Runtenblocks,that’llhelpthesmell.
(HeopensthedoortorevealRachel.)
Rachel:
Hey—whoa,slowdown.(Getsawhiffofhim)No,keepmoving.(Joeyrunsoff.)Wow!
Monica:
So?
HowdiditgowithJoshualastnight?
Rachel:
Well,Ididn’tseeJoshualastnight,butIdidpunchagirlintheface.
Monica:
What?
Phoebe:
Why?
Rachel:
Thewholenightwashorrible,itwaspouringdownrain,andwhenIgotthere,therewasnoRachelGreenonthelist,buttherewasaRachelGreep.
Phoebe:
Ohh!
So,didyougettomeether?
Rachel:
No,thereisnoRachelGreep,butthenthisothergirloverheardusandshewasall,"I’mRachelGreep!
I’mRachelGreep!
"andheletherrightin.
Monica:
Soyouhitherintheface?
Rachel:
No,shewasalreadyin,butthenthisbigbitchbehindmetriedtostealmyumbrella,soIclockedher.Ohhh!
Ican’tbelievethis,allIwantedwasafewhoursoutsideofw
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