1010The One Where Chandler Gets Caught.docx

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1010TheOneWhereChandlerGetsCaught

TheOneWhereChandlerGetsCaught

1010钱德的风流事

菲比问大家，如果必须要选择的话，是选择放弃食物还是嘿咻

钱德和莫妮卡为迎接即将到来的BB,计划着搬家。

钱德和漂亮的女房产经纪南希去看房子，被瑞秋和菲比发现，误以为钱德和她有染。

其余二人得知钱德的风流韵事，忿忿不平，一同去告诉莫尼卡。

莫妮卡和钱德只好说出他们已经看中房子，开出价码，将要搬家的消息。

大家很难受，一起回想在这个屋子里过去9年里的点点滴滴。

钱德接到南希的电话，跟大家说房主要价太高，他们没买到，大家表示惋惜。

大家走后，钱德告诉莫妮卡其实他们买到了。

10.10TheOneWhereChandlerGetsCaught

RachelandPhoebespotChandlerwithablondestranger;

Phoebethinkshe'shavinganaffair.

Theyfollowthepairtoahouseoutsidethecity.

Theytelltherestofthegang,andthenconfrontMonicaandChandler,forcingtherevelationthatMonicaandChandleraretryingtomovetoahouseoutsidethecitytoraisetheirchild.

InattemptstoconviceChandlerandMonicatostay,theirfriendsremindthemofallthegreatmemoriesthey'vehadintheirapartmentinthecity（shownasclipsfrompreviousepisodes）.

[Scene:

CentralPerk.Everybody'ssittingonthecouchandMonicaiseatingachunkofcake.]

Monica:

（reallyexcited）Mmh...thiscakeisamazing!

Rachel:

MyGod,getaroom!

Monica:

Iwouldgetaroomwiththiscake.IthinkIcouldshowthiscakeagoodtime!

Phoebe:

Ifyouhadto,whatwouldyougiveup,foodorsex?

Monica:

（withnohesitation）Sex!

Chandler:

（lookingather）Seriously,answerfaster!

Monica:

Oh,I'msorryhoney,youknow,butwhenshesaid"sex"Iwasn'tthinkingabout"sexwithyou"!

Chandler:

（toPhoebe）It'slikeagianthug.

gianthug

Phoebe:

Ross,howaboutyou.Whatwouldyougiveup,sexorfood?

Ross:

Food.

Phoebe:

Ok,howabout...uhm...sexordinosaurs?

Ross:

OhmyGod.It'slikeSophie'sChoice.

Sophie'schoice<俚>aforceddecisioninwhichanyandalloptionshaveequallynegativeoutcomes/Sophie'sChoiceisa1982filmthattellsthestoryofabeautifulPolishimmigrant,Sophie,andhertempestuous（adj.狂暴的）loverwhoshareaboardinghouse（n.公寓）withayoungwriterinBrooklyn.ItstarsMerylStreep,KevinKline,andPeterMacNicol.AlanJ.PakuladirectedthemovieandwrotethescriptfromanovelbyWilliamStyron,alsocalledSophie'sChoice.ThefilmwontheAcademyAwardforBestActress（MerylStreep）andwasnominatedforBestCinematography（n.电影术）（NéstorAlmendros）,CostumeDesign（AlbertWolsky）,BestMusic（MarvinHamlisch）,andBestWriting,ScreenplayBasedonMaterialfromAnotherMedium（AlanJ.Pakula）.

Rachel:

OhGod.Whataboutyou,Joe?

Whatwouldyougiveup,sexorfood?

Joey:

Uhm...oh...Idon'tknow,it'stoohard.

Rachel:

No,yougottapickone!

Joey:

Oh...food.No,sex.Food!

Sex!

Food!

Se-Idon'tknow!

GoodGod,Idon'tknow,Iwantgirlsonbread!

OPENINGCREDITS

[Scene:

CentralPerk.RachelandPhoebearelookingatsomephotosandthey'resittingnexttothewindow.]

Rachel:

YougottaseetheselatestpicturesofEmma.

Phoebe:

Oh,howcute!

Rachel:

Yeah.

Phoebe:

Oh,shelooksjustlikealittledoll!

Rachel:

Oh,no,no.Thatisadoll.

Phoebe:

Oh,thankGod,'causethatthing'sreallycreepy!

（lookingoutsidethewindow）Look,there'sChandler.（he'sonthestreet,talkingtoawoman）

Rachel:

Oh.Whoistheblonde?

She'spretty.

Phoebe:

OH!

He'shavinganaffair.

haveanaffair有外遇

Rachel:

He'snothavinganaffair!

Phoebe:

Youknow,I'malwaysrightaboutthesethings.

Rachel:

No,you'renot!

LastweekyouthoughtRosswastryingtokillyou!

Phoebe:

Well,I'msorrybutit'shardtobelievethatanyonewouldtellastorythatdulljusttotellit!

（lookingoutside）See,there'ssomethinggoingonwiththem.Look,he'sgettingintothecarwithher!

Rachel:

Oh,thatdoesn'tmeananything.

Phoebe:

Ohyeah?

Well,let'ssee.（shetakeshermobilephone）Ok,duckdown.（theybothgetdowntohidethemselves.PhoebecallsChandler）

duckvi.迅速低头迅速弯身[eg:

Theyallduckedbehindthemound（n.土丘）astheyheardtheexplosion]

Chandler:

（pickingupthephone）Hello.

Phoebe:

Oh,hiChandler.It'sPhoebe.Uhm...IknowthatMonicaisworkingtodayso...（backtoCentralPerk）...IwaswonderingifyouwanttocometothemovieswithmeandRachel.

Chandler:

Oh,uhm...Ihavetoworktoo.Yeah,I'mstuckattheofficeallday.

Phoebe:

（shocked）Oh,well,it'sashamethatyou-thatyoumissthemovie'causeweweregonnasee,youknow,either"Liar,Liar"or"Betrayal",or..."AnAffairToRemember".

AnAffairtoRememberisa1957film,starringCaryGrantandDeborahKerr.Thefilmisconsideredoneofthemostromanticofalltime,accordingtotheAmericanFilmInstitute.ItwasdirectedbyLeoMcCareyandwasaremakeofMcCarey's1939filmLoveAffair,starringIreneDunneandCharlesBoyer.AnAffairtoRememberwasalmostidenticaltoLoveAffaironascenetoscenebasis.McCareyusedthesamescreenplay（n.电影剧本）astheoriginalfilm,whichwaspenned（v.写）byDelmerDavesandDonaldOgdenStewart.Contributingtothesuccessofthe1957filmisitsthemesong"AnAffairtoRemember（OurLoveAffair）'composedbyHarryWarrenwithlyricsbyLeoMcCareyandHaroldAdamson.ThesongissungbyVicDamoneduringtheopeningcreditsandthensunglaterbyDeborahKerr'scharacter,anightclubsinger.Kerr'ssingingwasdubbed（v.配音）byMarniNixon,whoalsodubbedforKerrinthefilmTheKingandI.

Chandler:

Thoseareallreallyold!

Phoebe:

Ok,thenmaybeit'llbe,uhm...

Rachel:

（whispering）"Dude,Where'sMyCar?

"

Phoebe:

（glancingather）What?

Rachel:

They'reinacaaar...

Phoebe:

（toChandleratthephone）Okay,we-we'lltalktoyoulater.Okay,bye.

Rachel:

Geez!

Phoebe:

Ok.Quick.Wegottafindacabandfollowthem.

Rachel:

Oh,yeah,ok.Letmejustgrabmynightvisiongogglesandmystungun.

nightvisionn.夜视/gogglesn.护目镜

nightvisiongoggles

stungunn.震撼枪（使中弹者震惊昏迷却不致受伤的手枪）

Phoebe:

（pattingherbag）Igotthem!

[Scene:

Monica’sapartment.Chandlerentersthedoor.]

Chandler:

Hi!

Monica:

HeySweetie!

Hey!

Yousmelllikeperfumeandcigarettes.

Chandler:

IwasinthecarwithNancyallday.

Monica:

Nancydoesn’ssmoke!

Chandler:

Well,atleasttheperfumeisnotmine,bethankfulforthat!

Monica:

So?

Whatdoyouthinkofthehouse?

Chandler:

It’sperfect.It’severythingwe’rebeenlookingfor.

Monica:

Isn’sit?

Thenwhatabouttheamazingwainscotingandthecrownmoldingandthedormerwindowsintheattic?

wainscotingn.护墙板

crownmolding

dormerwindown.屋顶窗/atticn.阁楼

Chandler:

Andthewigglewormsandthezipzorps?

（pause）Whatwerethethingsyousaid?

wiggleworms

Monica:

Don’syoulovethehugeyard?

hugeyard

Chandler:

Andthefireplaceinthebedroom.

fireplacen.壁炉

Monica:

AndNancysaidthatit'sreallyunderprice,becausetheguylosthisjobandhastomoveinwithhisparents!

underpricevt.削价抢生意

Chandler:

Thisisbringingoutalovelycolorinyou!

Monica:

So?

Doyouthinkweshouldgetit?

Chandler:

Idon’sknow.Whatdoyouthink?

Monica:

Ithinkweshould.

Chandler:

Idotoo.

Monica:

Thisishuge!

Chandler:

Iknow.

Monica:

Howbadyouwannasmoke,rightnow.

Chandler:

Idon’sknowwhatyoumean,gianttalkingcigarette!

Oh,bytheway,PhoebecalledjustasIwasgettingintoNancy’scar,soifsheasksyou,Iwasatworkallday.

Monica:

Gotcha.Whendowetellthemaboutthis?

Chandler:

Wedon’s.Notuntilit'sahundredpercent.Imean,whyupseteverybodyovernothing?

Monica:

Okay.Right.OhmyGod!

Thatisgonnabesohard.

Chandler:

Iknow.Goooooodluckwithit.

[Scene:

Joey’sapartment.EverybodyexceptMonicaandChandleristhere.]

Ross:

Ijustcan’sseeChandlercheating!

Rachel:

I’mtellingyouguys,wefollowedthemouttoahouseinWestchester,theywentinforlikeforty-fiveminutesandthentheycameoutlookingprettyhappy!

WestchesterCountyisaprimarily（adv.主要地）suburbancountylocatedintheU.S.stateofNewYorkwithabout950,000residents.ItispartoftheNewYorkMetropolitanArea.ItwasnamedafterChester,inEngland,andthecountyseat（n.郡政府所在地）isWhitePlains.Westchesterhasareportedpercapitapersonalincomeof$58,592,theeighthhighestintheUnitedStates.

Joey:

Chandler?

Forty-fiveminutes?

Well,somethingisnotright.Ijustcan’tbelievehewoulddothistoMonica!

Ross:

Iknow,andwiththebabycoming?

Phoebe:

So,shouldwetellher?

Ross:

Idon’sknow.Phoebe,ifoneofussawMikewithanotherwoman,wouldyouwantustotellyou?

Phoebe:

Why?

Who’dyouseenhimwith?

Ross:

Noone,I’mjustsayingif...（Phoebestartspinchinghiminhisneck）

Phoebe:

TELLMEWHATYOUKNOW!

（pincheshisears）

Ross:

（yellinginpain）Iknownothing!

Mike’sagreatguy,itwashypothetical!

hypotheticaladj.假定的

Phoebe:

Allright.（shereleaseshim）.Heisagoodguy.You’reright,hewouldn’scheat.

Ross:

Believeme,ifIdidseewithsomeone,there’snowayI...（Phoebestartspinchinghimagain）

Phoebe:

WHODIDYOUSEEHIMWITH?

[Scene:

Monica’sapartment.Monicaiscleaningwithavacuumandthenshecleansitwithadustbuster.Theguysentertheroom.]

vacuumn.真空吸尘器

dustbuster

Rachel:

Oh,lookather,sohappy!

Monica:

Ifonlytherewereasmalleronetocleanthisone!

Joey:

Hey,isuhm...isChandlerhere?

Monica:

No,he’spickingupdinner,why,what’sup?

Phoebe:

Well,look,whateverhappens,we’rehereforyouandweloveyou.

Monica:

（puzzled）Allright...

Ross:

WethinkChandlermightbehavinganaffair.

Monica:

What?

Rachel:

PhoebeandIsawChandlerwithablondewomantodayoutsideonthestreetandthenwefollowedthemtoahouseinWestchester.

Phoebe:

Theywentintogether.Sosorry.

Monica:

OhmyGod!

OhmyGodthat’sawful!

Whatdidyouthinkofthehouse?

（theyalllookconfusedandsorryforher）

Phoebe:

What?

Joey:

（walkingtowardshertoholdherandsupporther）Monica,youunderstandwhatwearesaying,right?

Monica:

Yeah,sure...uhm,I'mdevastated,obviously...（totherest）Didyouthinktheneigh