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916TheOneWithTheBoobJob
Scene:
ChandlerandMonica'sapartment.ChandlerandMonicaarelookingthroughsomepapers.
Chandler:
Didyouseeourbankstatement?
Couldthisberight?
Monica:
Iknow...God.Ihaven'tseenmysavingstakeahitlikethissinceIwasakida
ndtheycameupwithdouble-stuffedOreos.Whathappenedtoallourmoney?
Chandler:
I'mnotsurewhattheydid...butI'minclinedtoblame[xxx?
].
Monica:
Iguesswithyoudoingtheinternship,we'respendingmorethanwe'rebringingin.
Chandler:
MaybeIshouldquitandgetajobthatpays.
Monica:
Oh...Butyou'refinallydoingsomethingthatyoulove!
Ican'taskyoutogivethatup.Thoughit'dbeniceifthethingthatyoulovewas...y'know...findinggold.
Chandler:
Youknowwhat?
Youknowwhat?
Ithinkwe'remakingtoobigadealoutofthis.ok?
Sowepayourbillsalittlelatethismonth.Andmaybenextmonthwecutbackonafewthings.AndmaybewestarteatingoutofJoey'srefridgeratorforachange.You'reachef...whatcanyoumakeoutofbakingsodaandbeer?
Monica:
Okworsecasescenariois...weborrowsomemoneyfrommyparents.
Chandler:
No!
We'renotborrowingmoney.
Monica:
Whynot?
Chandler:
Becausewedon'tdothat.WeareBings!
Andifthere'sonethingmyfathertaughtmewas...welltoalwaysknockbeforegoingintothepoolhouse...Buttheotherthingwas...neverborrowmoney.
Monica:
Wow!
Ihadnoideayouhadthismuchpride.
Chandler:
That'sright!
Ido!
AndI'myourman.Andi'mgoingtogetusthroughthissituationevenifitmeansyouworkingtwiceashard.
OpeningCredits
Scene:
Phoebe'sapartment.MikeandPhoebeseemtohavefinishedwatchingamovieontelevision.
Mike:
I'mgonnago.(HekissesPhoebeonthecheek.)
Phoebe:
Why?
Mike:
Ihaven'tbeenhomeinacoupleofdaysandIneedtogetsomemoreclothes.
Phoebe:
Oh...youdon'thavetogo...Ihavesomethingthatwillfityou.
Mike:
Iputthattubetoponasajoke.
Phoebe:
Iwantyoutostay.
Mike:
IwanttostaytoobutI'vegotaboutasmuchoutoftheseboxersasIcan.
Phoebe:
Whydon'tyouturntheminsideout?
Mike:
Doneit.(Phoebebecomesalittlemoresubdued.)I'llbebackinacoupleofhours.
Phoebe:
I'llmissyou.
Mike:
Metoo.(Heleaves.Afewmomentslater,heentersagain.)
Mike:
Youknowwhat?
Ijustrealizedsomething.Idon'twannagohome.
Phoebe:
Great!
Ok...I'llgogetthetubetop.
Mike:
No,no!
WhatImeanis...Ihategoingbacktomyapartmentnow...AndpartlybecauseIliveaboveaknowncrackdenbut...mostlybecausewhenI'mthere...It'sjust...ireallymissyou.So...Doyouwanttomoveintogether?
Phoebe:
Wow...MikeHannigan...Yousureknowhowtomakeagirlsay"Hellyeah!
".
Mike:
Sowe'redoingit?
Phoebe:
Yeah!
Let'sdoit!
Let'slivetogether!
(TheyembraceandMikekissesPhoebe.)
Phoebe:
Ohgod...We'rereallygoingtomoveintogether!
Mike:
Yeah!
Phoebe:
I'vealwayswanted
tolivewithaguy..."Pickupyoursocks!
""Putdownthetoiletseat!
""No!
We'renothavingsexanymore!
"It'sgonnabefun!
Scene:
Joey'sapartment.Monicaenters.
Monica:
HeyJoey!
Joey:
Hey!
Monica:
Listen...IneedtoknowthatwhatI'mabouttoaskyouwillnevergetbacktoChandler.
(Joeyfrowns...then
looksasifheunderstands.)
Joey:
I'dbelyingifIsaidIhaven'tthoughtaboutitmyself...Chandlerismybestfriend...Itwouldbewrong.Good.(Hewinks.)...Butwrong.
Monica:
:
(Looksexasperated.)Okfirstofall...Itwouldbegreat.Butthat'snotwhatI'mheretotalktoyouabout.Ineedtoborrowsomemoney.
Joey:
Awww...Idon'tknowMonica...Youknow...erm...lendingfriendsmoneyisalwaysamistake.
Monica:
ButChandlerlentyoumoney!
Joey:
AndIthinkhewouldtellyouitwasamistake.
Monica:
Comeon...Ijustneeditforsomerentand...andsomeotherbills.
Joey:
Oh...howmuch?
Monica:
Twothousanddollars?
Joey:
Twothousanddollars!
?
WhatdoyouthinkIam?
Isoapoperastar!
?
Monica:
Yeah.
Joey:
That'srightIam!
(Opensdrawerandrummagesthroughit.Rachelenters.)
Rachel:
Hiyouguys!
Joey&Monica:
Hey!
Joey:
Oo...what'sinthebag?
Rachel:
Oher...wellyouknowEmmastartedcrawling?
Irealizedthatthisplace,isveryunsafeforababy.SoIwenttothestoreandgotsomestufftobaby-prooftheapartment.
Joey:
Oh...baby-proofing...Whyisthissuchabigdealnow?
Y'know...whenIwasakiditwaslike..."Whoops!
Joeyfelldownthestairs!
"orer..."Whoops!
Joeyelectrocutedhimselfagain!
"Huh!
Monica:
Anywayerm...Areyougoingtogetahandymantoinstallthisstuff?
Rachel:
No.Iwasjustgoingtodothismyself.(Joeymakesasarcasticlaugh.)
Joey:
You'regonnadoit?
Rachel:
Yeah...Why?
Youdon'tthinkawomancandothis?
Joey:
Oh...Womencan.You...can't.
Rachel:
Monica...wouldyoupleasetellJoeythatheisapig?
Monica:
You'reapig.Andyoucan'tdothis.
Rachel:
Wha!
?
What!
?
Comeon!
Ifoundthehardwarestoreallbymyself!
Joey:
Thehardwarestoreisrightdownthestreet.
Rachel:
Thereisahardwarestorerightdownthestreet?
Scene:
CentralPerk.Ross,ChanlderandMonicaaresittingonthecouch.PhoebeandMikeenters.
Phoebe:
Heyyouguys!
Ok...we'vegotgreatnews.
Mike:
PhoebeandIaremovingintogether.
Monica,Chandler,Ross:
Congratulations!
/Goodforyou!
/Great!
Phoebe:
Iknowit'ssoexciting!
YouknowI'veneverlivedwithaguybefore.
Monica:
Wellyouknowit'sjustlikelivingwithagirl.Onlytheydon'tstealyourmakeup.Unlessthey'replaying"Thisiswhatmysisterwouldlooklike".(LooksatChandler.)
Chandler:
Yeah...she'snotsocute.
Mike:
I'mgonnagotothebathroom.
Phoebe:
OK...Wellyouputdownthetoiletseat.
Mike:
Yesdear.
Monica:
Isthatabityouguysdo?
Phoebe:
Uhhuh...we'replayingyoutwo.
Monica:
Wedon'tdothat!
Tellherwedon'tdo
that!
Chandler:
Yesdear.
Ross:
Ican'tbelieveyouguysaremovingintogether.That's...that'sgreat!
Imean...I'mhappyforyouguys.
Monica:
Ihearweddingbells.
Phoebe:
Monicaslowdown!
Ok?
I'mjustexcitedtobelivingwithhim.YouknowImean...Idon'tknow...CanIseesomedaybeingmarriedtoMike?
Sure!
Yeah...Youknow...Icanpicturemyselfwalkingdowntheaisleinaweddingdressthathighlightsmybreastsinanobviousyetclassyway.ButdoIwantthathouseinConnecticut...youknow...nearthegoodschoolswhereMikeandIcansendSophieandMikeJunior...OhmygodIdo.
Ross:
Phoebe...Ihadnoideayouweresoconven
tional.
Phoebe:
Iknow!
IguessIam!
Ohmygod!
LoaduptheVolvoIwanttobeasoccermom!
Mike:
Youreadytogo?
Phoebe:
Yeah!
Youbetroomy!
Monica:
Don'tyoumean...groomy?
Mike:
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Phoebe:
Ohplease...theseguys...wehaven'tevenmovedinyetandtheyhaveuspickingoutchinapatterns.(Mikeseemstogagalittle...andlaughsnervously.Theybegintoleave.Phoebeboltsback.)
Phoebe:
Chinapatterns!
Scene:
Joey'sapartment.Rachelisfiddlingwiththedrawer.
Rachel:
Thisiseasy...Can'tdothis!
(Movesaway...andfindshersweatersleevestucktothedrawer.)
Rachel:
Oh!
Wow!
SeriouslyIcan'tdothis.(Fiddlesmore.)
Scene:
CentralPerk.Chandlersitsonthecouch.Joeysitsattheroundtable
Chandler:
HeyJoe!
Joey:
Hey!
Chandler:
Listener...Ineedtoaskyouafavorbutyoucan'ttellMonicaanythingaboutit.
Joey:
Ithoughtyoudidn'thavesecretsfromMonica.
Chandler:
Andthatwouldhavemadetheofficialpartyline.(Joeynods.)MonicaandIarehavingalittlefinancialtrouble.
Joey:
Yeah...Iknow.
Chandler:
What?
Whatdoyoumeanyouknow?
Joey:
ER...Ijustfigureditout!
Youknow...Imeanyou'renotworkingandtheeconomyisbad.
Chandler:
Oh!
Right.
Joey:
(tohimself.)That'sthefastestIhaveeverthought!
Chandler:
Anyway,er...Ineedtoborrowsomemoney.
Joey:
Oh!
Sure!
Howmuch?
Twothousanddollars?
Chandler:
Yes!
Twothousanddollarsexactly!
Howdoyouknowthat!
(Joeybeginswritingacheque.)
Joey:
Er...WellI...Knowhowmuchyouusedtomake...AndIknowhowmuchyourrentis.(shrugs.)
Chandler:
Ohok.
Joey:
(Tohimself.)IamonFIRE!
Chandler:
(StandsupandwalkstoJoey.)Listen...thisisreallynice.Doyou.(seeshischequebook.)DidyouwriteachequetoMonicafortwothousanddollars
?
DidMonicaborrowmoneyfromyou?
Joey:
Er...Kindof.
Chandler:
Ican'tbelieveher!
Didshetellyouwewerehavingmoneyproblems?
Joey:
Ohnonononono...Itwasn't...Itwasn'tbecauseofyourmoneyproblems...Itwasforsomething...forher.
Chandler:
What?
Joey:
Somethingpersonal.
Chandler:
Whatwouldshegetforherselffortwothousanddollarsthatshewouldn'ttellmeabout?
(Womanwithhugebreastscutsacrossthem.TakesJ
oey'scoffee.)
Woman:
Excuseme.
Joey:
Boobjob.
Chandler:
Idon'twanthertogetaboobjob!
That'scrazy!
Joey:
Wellit's...It'snotTHATcrazy.ok?
Makingthemsmaller,thatwouldbecrazy.
Scene:
Phoebe'sapartment.PhoebeandMikearepackingstuff.
Mike:
Wellhey...IwannaaskyouaboutMonica'slittle"groomy"joke.
Phoebe:
Oh!
Alright.WellIthinkthereasonpeoplelaughisbecuaseit'saplayonthewordroomie.
Mike:
Igetthejoke.Sophisticatedasitwas.Nowthet
hingIwannasayis...Maybeweshouldhavetalkedaboutthisbefore.Uslivingtogether.You'renotexpectingaproposal...right?
Phoebe:
Ohno!
Nono!
Notatall.We'rejustmovinginrightnow.Seewhereitgoes.
Mike:
Yeahwell...that'sthething.Formeit's...asfarasitcanevergo.
Phoebe:
Whatdoyoumean?
Mike:
Look.Phoebe...I...Iloveyou.Verymuch.ButIneverwanttogetmarriedagain.
Phoebe:
Oh.Wow.
Mike:
It'sjustmyfirstmarriagewas...youknow...suchadisaster.Ikindoflostfaithinthewholeidea.
Phoebe:
Wasitreallythatbad?
Mike:
Atonepointneartheendshedeli
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