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SouthPark608
SouthPark
6X08-Red-HotCatholicLove
[SouthParkCatholicChurch,day.Organmusicplays.Inside,PriestMaxiisatthepulpitspeakingtothecongregation]
PriestMaxi:
Parents,it'sthattimeofyearagainwhenthebishopsandpriestsfromaroundthecountryareorganizingtheYoungMen'sCatholicRetreat.Thisyear,we'retakingtheboysonaweekendboattriptodiscussJesus'sroleastheNavigatorofourlives.
Stan:
Thatsoundsprettyfun.
Randy:
[pondering]ACatholicboattrip?
[raiseshislefteyebrowandbeginstodaydream.Hefirstseesashipanddiscomusicstartstoplay.Whatheimaginesis"TheCatholicBoat,"atelevisionprogramaboutcruisesonaluxurycruiseship.]
Singer:
TheCatholicBoat'sgonnabeheadin'onouttoday.
TheCatholicBoat.Timetothrowallofyourcaresaway.
GetsomehotChrisitanaction;it'llmakeyou-
[Asthesongissung,theshow'slogoappears:
"TheCatholicBoat."Apinkanchorrisesandushersinthenextscene:
AhappyFatherMichaelsstrokinghischin.Asecondanchor,andYoungBoy#1(Butters)isshown.AthirdanchorandFatherWilliamsappears.Hepullshisshirtuptoexposehischest.Thefourthanchor,andYoungBoy#2(Tweek)isshown.Thefifthanchor,andthreepriests,FathersAbraham,Duncan,andOrtiz,areshownpartying.FatherAbrahamfallsoverlaughing.FatherDuncangrabsFatherOrtizbehindtheheadandpushestheheaddown...Thesixthanchor,andYoungBoy#3(Stan)isshown.Apriest'sarmappears,runningtheindexfingeralloverStan'sface...]
Randy:
[snappingoutofit]Waaah!
Waaah!
[stops.Everyoneinchurchlooksathim,includingPriestMaxi]Uyah[coughsafewtimesandclearshisthroat]ahem.'Scuseme.
[SouthParkCatholicChurch,day.Massendsandthecongregantsgototheircars.AcrowdgathersaroundRandy.TheMcCormicksarepresent.]
Randy:
Look,Ijustdon'tthinkit'sthebestideatoletourboystogoonac-cruisewiththepriests.
Richard:
Wecanletthemgo,canwe?
LindaStotch:
There'snowaymyson'sgoing.
[AblackSUV,nearby.Stan,CartmanandTweekareinthebackseat.Cartmanlooksouttheclosedwindow.]
Stan:
Whataretheytalkingabout?
Cartman:
Idon'tknow.
Tweek:
Maybetheywannakillus.
[backtothecrowd]
Randy:
Witheverythingthat'sbeeninthenews,Ithinkit'sbesttokeepourkids...farawayfromthepriests.
Stuart:
[dressedinfur-lineddenim]Now,comeon,everybody,justbecauseafewpriestsinthecountryhavebeencorrupteddoesn'tmeanthatallpriestsarechildmolesters.
Richard:
Well,sure,that'seasyforyoutosay;yourson'sdead.ButthoseofuswithalivechildrenneedtobesurethatFatherMaxi'sontheup-and-up.
Sharon:
I'veheardaboutothertownsbringingincounselorsthatknowhowtofindthingsoutfromkidswithoutreallytellingthemwhat'sgoingon.
Randy:
Itcouldn'thurt.
Richard:
Uh,Sh-sh.Herehecomes,herehecomes.[allfallsilent,thenstartwhistlingasFatherMaxipassesby.]
PriestMaxi:
[stopstolisten]Uh...Good-bye,everyone.
All:
[notallatonce]Good-bye,Father.[resumewhistlingasFatherMaxiwalksoff]
Chris:
Alright,then,it'ssettled.Tomorrowwe'llfindanoutsidecounselorand...findoutthetruth.
[ParkCountyCommunityCenter,nextday.Theboysarechatteringwhenawomancomesinandstandsbeforethem.]
Counselor:
Hiboys.MynameisMs.GoracheandIneedtoaskyouafewquestionsaboutyourpriest,okaaay?
Boys:
Okay.
Counselor:
Okay.WouldyousaythatFatherMaxiis...nice?
Ormean?
Boys:
[separately]Nice.
Stan:
Um,cool.
Counselor:
Okaaay,whatwordswouldyouusetodescribeyourpriest?
[longpause]
Butters:
Compassionate.
Counselor:
Okay.AnddidFatherMaxi,atanytime,evertrytoputsomethiginyourbutt?
[longpause]
Cartman:
Ih...inour...butt?
Counselor:
Youdon'tneedtobeashamedorembarassed.Just,didheevertrytoputanythiginyourbutt?
Stan:
...Like...money?
What?
Butters:
Youmean,likeagoldfish?
Counselor:
No,no.Didheevertrytoputanythigthatbelongedtohiminyourbutt?
Boys:
[inunison]No.
[TheCommunityCenter,hallway.Theparentswaitforthecounselortofinishtalkingwiththeboys]
Thomas:
Thisisridiculous,havin'tositoutherewaitin'tofindoutifourpriestmolestedourkids.
Man:
Yeah,whatwhathasCatholicismcometoanyway?
Randy:
[rising.Theothersonhisbenchrisewithhim]Youknow,Ithinkwe'vejusthaditwiththeChurch.Allthehorriblethingsthey'vedonetokids,I...IthinkI'mgonnabecomeanatheist!
Richard:
That'sagoodidea.I'mgonnabeanatheisttoo.
LindaStotch:
Let'sallbeatheists!
All:
Yeah,yeah,alright.
Man:
Iftherewasagod,whywouldheletourkidsbemolestedinthefirstplace?
Chris:
Yeah,let'skillGod,yeah!
Randy:
Welluh,let's,let'sjustbeatheists.
Chris:
[thinksabit,thenlooksatRandy]...Samething.
Randy:
Yeah!
[allclamorandchargeoutofthecenter]
[SouthParkproper,onthecurb.Stan,Cartman,andTweeksitandthinkaboutstuff...]
Stan:
Whatwouldthepriest...possiblywanttoputinourbutts?
[silence.Onlybirdsareheard]
Cartman:
[thinking]Maybe...No.
Kyle:
[stoppingby]Heydudes.
Stan,Cartman:
Hey.
Tweek:
Arr!
Kyle:
Whatareyouguysdoin'?
Stan:
Wehadtogomeetwiththiscounselorlady,andsheaskedusifthepriesteveryputanythinginourbutts.
Kyle:
Inyourbutts?
Cartman:
Yeah,isn'tthatthedamnedestthing?
Kyle:
Whywouldhepuytanythinginyourbutts?
Stan:
Wedon'tknow.We're-that'swhatwe'retryin'tofigureout.
Cartman:
Hm.
Kyle:
[joinsthemonthecurb]Hm.[longpause]
Chef:
[stoppingby]Hellothere,children!
Stan:
Chef!
Whatwouldapriestwanttostickupmybutt?
Chef:
Good-bah!
[leavesquickly]
Tweek:
Rrrh.Nobodyisgoingtotellus.Thisisgoingtodrivemeinsane!
Kyle:
Calmdown,Tweek.Therehastobearationalexplanation.
Cartman:
Aw,dude,IthinkImighthaveit.
Stan:
What?
Cartman:
[getsupandstartspacing]Itmakesperfectsense.Okay,w-workwithmeonthis:
ifyoueatfood,youcrapoutyorubutt,right?
Kyle:
Yeah.
Cartman:
Alright,nowkeepworkingwithmehere,it'sgettingalittlecomplicated.Ifyoueatfoodandcrapoutyorubutt,thenmaybe,ifyoustuckfoodinyourbutt,youcrapoutyourmouth.[longpause]Hm?
Kyle:
Cartman,that'sthedumbestthingyou'veeversaid-thisweek!
Cartman:
What,that'snotdumb.Thinkaboutit:
foodgoesinthemouth,comesoutthebutt.Foodgoesinthebutt,comesoutthemouth.That'snotdumb,that'sgenius.
Kyle:
Itwouldn'twork!
Cartman:
Haveyouevertriedit?
Kyle:
Idon'tneedto.Itwouldn'twork.
Cartman:
Ibetyoutwentybuckit'llwork!
Kyle:
You'reon,fatboy!
Cartman:
Okay,let'sgo,Jew!
[CartmanrushesoffandKylefollow.StanandTweekremainseatedonthecurb.]
Parents:
[passbyinacrowdscreaming]Yeah,yeah!
DownwithGod!
DownwithGod!
Randy:
Stan,you'reanatheistnow!
Richard:
Youtoo,Tweek!
Parents:
[movingon]Yeah,yeah!
DownwithGod!
DownwithGod!
Tweek:
I'mawhat?
?
[Diocesanheadquarters,day.Sixteenpriestsarepresentintheboardroom,withFatherhMaxipresiding]
PriestMaxi:
Fathers,Iwanttothankyouallforcoming.
Priest1:
[African-American]No,thankyouforfinallyorganizinganall-priestsmeeting,FatherMaxi.Ithinkweallagreesomethinghastobedone,quickly.[theotherpriestsconcur]
ElderlyPriest:
Well,Idon'tknowhowit'sbeenforallofyou,butattendanceatmychurchinFortRawlinsisdownsixty-threeprecent!
[poundsonthetableforemphasis]
Priest2:
I'mdownalmostseventyinGreenleaf.
PriestMaxi:
Uh-yes,uh,I'mafraidifthingskeepgoingthewaytheyare,wecouldloseourentirereligion.
ElderlyPriest:
Yes,we'vegottastoptheseboysfromgoin'tothepublic!
FatPriest:
They'vegottaknowtokeeptheirmouthsshut!
Otherpriests:
Thatright,yeah.
PriestMaxi:
Right,andso...wa-waitaminute.What?
Priest1:
Yes,butwe'vegottofindoutwhythesechildrenaresuddenlyfindingitnecessarytoreportthatthey'rebeingmolested.Stoptheproblematitssource.
Priest2:
Yes,buthow?
Priest3:
[amiddiscussion]Somethnghastobedone.
Priest4:
We'vegottostopthis-
PriestMaxi:
[rising]Whoa,whoa,holdonasecond!
Theproblemisthatchildrenarebeingmolested,notthatthey'rereportingit!
[allfallsilent]
ElderlyPriest:
Howdoyoumean?
PriestMaxi:
Well,Imean,obviously,whatweneedtoputastoptoisallthesexualmisconductthatisallowedtotakeplaceinourchurches,andnotjusttellthechildrennottotellanybodyaboutit.Imean,right?
Priest1:
Welldidanyofthechildrenyou'vemolestedcomeforward?
PriestMaxi:
No.
Priest1:
Well,that'sgood.
PriestMaxi:
No,Imean!
I'venevermolestedanyofthechildreninmychurch!
ElderlyPriest:
Hih-it'sokay,FatherMaxi.We'reallpriestshere;thedoorsareclosed.
PriestMaxi:
OhfortheloveofGod!
Areyouallsayingthatyou'veengagedininappropriaterelationswithyouraltarboys?
WeareheretobringthelightofGod,notharmtheinnocent!
[theotherpriestslookathimandlaugh]I'mserious!
Priest2:
Father,uh,havingsexwithboysispartoftheCatholicpriest'swayoflife.
Otherpriests:
Yeah.[theycontinuetotalk,butFatherMaxiisn'tlistening...]
PriestMaxi:
DearGod.ThisproblemismuchmoreseverethanIcouldhavepossiblyimagined.IhavetogototheVaticanandgethelp.
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